Hey, I'm the Silver Surfer
And this is the, uh, the, the, the, the intermission
This is the part where we take a break from the music
And just chill a little bit, just, just, just, just relax
You know, come, come, come to terms with the fact
That we're listening to the greatest album of all time
And, and, and we do need a little breather occasionally
Absorb all that brilliance that's, that, that's soaked into us
Like bleach into a sponge that's been dropped into a sink
In need of cleaning for a long, long time
Anyway, that's the intermission over
30 Hours lyrics - Dan Bull
Thirty hours ago I was very slow
At trimming my afro which I don't have 'cause I'm Caucasian
And it's very rare for a Caucasian to have an afro
Maybe a Jewish person might, do Jewish people count as Caucasian?
Not sure, but so you know sometimes they have
That really sort of curly hair
Sometimes it's known as a "Jewfro"
Perhaps not the most politically incorre-sorry
The most politically correct term but there you go
That's what it's known as in common parts
Anyway, where was I?
But what was the song title?
Oh, "30 Hours", I'm not doing it for that long
Next
At trimming my afro which I don't have 'cause I'm Caucasian
And it's very rare for a Caucasian to have an afro
Maybe a Jewish person might, do Jewish people count as Caucasian?
Not sure, but so you know sometimes they have
That really sort of curly hair
Sometimes it's known as a "Jewfro"
Perhaps not the most politically incorre-sorry
The most politically correct term but there you go
That's what it's known as in common parts
Anyway, where was I?
But what was the song title?
Oh, "30 Hours", I'm not doing it for that long
Next
No More Parties in L.A. lyrics - Dan Bull
No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties in L.A., no more parties where?
(Los Angeles ya twat)
No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties, more parties, no more parties, more parties
No more parties, no more parties
No more parties in Los Angeles, please
There's rather many parties already
You've got too many parties
We're saturated with parties here in Los Angeles, California
There's not enough water and there's too much partying
We need more water and less partying
The water-party ratio is all out of wack
No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties in L.A., no more parties where?
(Los Angeles ya twat)
No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties, more parties, no more parties, more parties
No more parties, no more parties
No more parties in Los Angeles, please
There's rather many parties already
You've got too many parties
We're saturated with parties here in Los Angeles, California
There's not enough water and there's too much partying
We need more water and less partying
The water-party ratio is all out of wack
Facts lyrics - Dan Bull
Listen up, the title of the song is, uh, "Facts"
And, uh, as a result of said title I suppose I ought to
Divulge a couple of facts myself
Did you know
That the earth is not actually round?
It's a pyramid
Did you know
That the mating call of the common housefly is this
"Come here, little..."
Did you know
That when biscuits go soggy
It's not always due to moisture in the air?
It's actually moisture within the biscuit
Moving and making the biscuit soggy
Alternatively, it's because a group of boys have gathered 'round and
Played some sort of competitive sport
Of which I shall not disclose the details here, perhaps another time
Did you know
That the word "fluff" is spelled F-L-U-P-H?
It's one of the most commonly misspelled words in, in, in, in English
Did you know
That this is not, not the end of this track?
And, uh, as a result of said title I suppose I ought to
Divulge a couple of facts myself
Did you know
That the earth is not actually round?
It's a pyramid
Did you know
That the mating call of the common housefly is this
"Come here, little..."
Did you know
That when biscuits go soggy
It's not always due to moisture in the air?
It's actually moisture within the biscuit
Moving and making the biscuit soggy
Alternatively, it's because a group of boys have gathered 'round and
Played some sort of competitive sport
Of which I shall not disclose the details here, perhaps another time
Did you know
That the word "fluff" is spelled F-L-U-P-H?
It's one of the most commonly misspelled words in, in, in, in English
Did you know
That this is not, not the end of this track?
Fade lyrics - Dan Bull
Now let us fade away, fade away
Fade away, fade away
Fade away, fade away
Fade away, fade away
This is the greatest album ever made
I'll punch you if you don't agree that it's great
Copyright me, all rights reserved
And nobody else can use this in any way whatsoever
The end
Fade away, fade away
Fade away, fade away
Fade away, fade away
This is the greatest album ever made
I'll punch you if you don't agree that it's great
Copyright me, all rights reserved
And nobody else can use this in any way whatsoever
The end
Rocket League Ye lyrics -Dan Bull
[Verse 1:]
I never liked football at school
Was never liked much by the cool kids
And I wasn't picked from the line up
Until the last, it was tough, it was cruel
And I wasn't into motor racing
It seemed too slow, too basic
Crashing was a no no
Ramming other cars was rated too invasive
Come on
Let me put them through their paces
Let's do it properly
Lick a shoot of broccoli
Buckle up and boot up ROCKET LEAGUE
[Bridge:]
SUPERSONIC ACROBATIC ROCKET-POWERED BATTLE-CARS
WITH WHEELS AND GRILLS
IN PLACE OF HEELS
OF COURSE YOU'RE GONNA
GET TACKLED HARD
[Hook:]
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
The crowd count down aloud
View the newest shooting stars
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
3, 2, 1, CHARGE!
[Verse 2:]
Mix Fifa, Tony Hawk and Carmageddon
I'm in heaven even at the thought of it
In half a second, I'm tumescent
Move aside viagra
I'm throbbing at the bonnet
Of an E-Type Jaguar
I'm flustered
The rush has got me gushing like niagara
Rap star
Soccer crossed with Nascar
Not a crowd pleaser
I leave the people shouting:
THAT'S HARSH!
I do what I gots to do
To get those bawls
To bless those goals
Don't give a shit
If you drive a silver shadow, man
I'll wreck your rolls
[Hook:]
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
The crowd count down aloud
View the newest shooting stars
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
3, 2, 1, CHARGE!
[Verse 3:]
When I burn out my nitro
Better turn down your iso
It's a photo finish so
The arena just might blow
I might go psycho
Supercharged like a rhino
Large like a dino
Size aside
My machine
Is anything but micro
I'm coming for you fast
You scummy little twat
You just got battered
By a car
In a funny little hat
[Bridge:]
SUPERSONIC ACROBATIC ROCKET-POWERED BATTLE-CARS
WITH WHEELS AND GRILLS
IN PLACE OF HEELS
OF COURSE YOU'RE GONNA
GET TACKLED HARD
[Hook:]
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
The crowd count down aloud
View the newest shooting stars
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
3, 2, 1, CHARGE!
I never liked football at school
Was never liked much by the cool kids
And I wasn't picked from the line up
Until the last, it was tough, it was cruel
And I wasn't into motor racing
It seemed too slow, too basic
Crashing was a no no
Ramming other cars was rated too invasive
Come on
Let me put them through their paces
Let's do it properly
Lick a shoot of broccoli
Buckle up and boot up ROCKET LEAGUE
[Bridge:]
SUPERSONIC ACROBATIC ROCKET-POWERED BATTLE-CARS
WITH WHEELS AND GRILLS
IN PLACE OF HEELS
OF COURSE YOU'RE GONNA
GET TACKLED HARD
[Hook:]
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
The crowd count down aloud
View the newest shooting stars
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
3, 2, 1, CHARGE!
[Verse 2:]
Mix Fifa, Tony Hawk and Carmageddon
I'm in heaven even at the thought of it
In half a second, I'm tumescent
Move aside viagra
I'm throbbing at the bonnet
Of an E-Type Jaguar
I'm flustered
The rush has got me gushing like niagara
Rap star
Soccer crossed with Nascar
Not a crowd pleaser
I leave the people shouting:
THAT'S HARSH!
I do what I gots to do
To get those bawls
To bless those goals
Don't give a shit
If you drive a silver shadow, man
I'll wreck your rolls
[Hook:]
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
The crowd count down aloud
View the newest shooting stars
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
3, 2, 1, CHARGE!
[Verse 3:]
When I burn out my nitro
Better turn down your iso
It's a photo finish so
The arena just might blow
I might go psycho
Supercharged like a rhino
Large like a dino
Size aside
My machine
Is anything but micro
I'm coming for you fast
You scummy little twat
You just got battered
By a car
In a funny little hat
[Bridge:]
SUPERSONIC ACROBATIC ROCKET-POWERED BATTLE-CARS
WITH WHEELS AND GRILLS
IN PLACE OF HEELS
OF COURSE YOU'RE GONNA
GET TACKLED HARD
[Hook:]
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
The crowd count down aloud
View the newest shooting stars
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
3, 2, 1, CHARGE!
Halo 5 Epic Rap (feat. Zarcort & Piter-G) lyrics - Dan Bull
He vagado durante tanto tiempo que estoy cansado
Soy un soldado que viaja sin rumbo
Donde me lleve el viento
El experimento ha sido fallido
Cortana me dijo que fue un estallido
No dejo la vida en la que estoy metido
Yo solo quiero descansar un momento
Quiero que me miren como un líder
Quiero que me den lo que me piden
Que nunca me olviden
Quiero terminar, Llegar a mi hogar
No queda nada que me intimide
Quiero volver a amar
Volver a ver el mar
Mermar el mal ser la verdad
Me llamo John el más capaz de borrar la oscuridad
He pasado por cada esquina del espacio
He matado con las manos y despacio
He notado los golpes de cansancio
Me domina un demonio que no sacio
Míralo, Cuidado
Directo a su hígado
Si quieres morir solo pídelo, dímelo
Soy el fantasma
Repítelo Me llaman muerte y la muerte no puede ser inferior
Ven lo que vi para creer
Buscando el ¿cómo? y el ¿porque?
De todos los que les ocurre a los nuestros
Soy la mitad de un hombre, la otra mitad se esconde
Bajo una capa de metal pesado
Prepárate Si me vez aparecer escóndete
Te daré la caza que mereces
No me reces
Soy jefe maestro
Seguiré todo recto
Cállate que lo merezco
Destapar toda verdad
Hallare el camino y veré a todo mi pueblo avanzar
Dan Bull
I'm back on the Halo tip
I'm not going to take no lip
When I face an alien invader
I make damn sure that they know this
Fire Team Osiris leaves in T-minus 343
When i said I was reado to fry you believe
I didn't mean Thomas Aquinas, see
Whit a laser sight Osiris Is
Going to blind you between both irises
Anything except perfection on our side
Is nothing but a minor glitch
You might as well lie in a ditch
Hiding, twitching, crying, cringing
Whining, wincing, writhing, flinching
Hi, you're just in time for the lynching
You
Better
Get out of the Warzone
Uniess you're looking for a way to make powder of your bones
I roll stones
I'm unkillable like Keith Richards
The Convenant's a cover group. I'm culling these bitches
I'm a guardian guarding the garden from garbage
And I'll beg your pardon if you're not
This Spartan's going to pick you off
Whit firearms, vehicles, armor, clips the lot
Second to second increasing the speed
And I'm teaching a lesson to people that need it
Strategic ally keeping you guessing
Impressing forever, never knowing when I shoul leave it
Ven lo que vi para creer
Buscando el ¿cómo? y el ¿porque?
De todos los que les ocurre a los nuestros
Soy la mitad de un hombre, la otra mitad se esconde
Bajo una capa de metal pesado
Prepárate Si me vez aparecer escóndete
Te daré la caza que mereces
No me reces
Soy jefe maestro
Seguiré todo recto
Cállate que lo merezco
Destapar toda verdad
Hallare el camino y veré a todo mi pueblo avanzar
Soy un soldado que viaja sin rumbo
Donde me lleve el viento
El experimento ha sido fallido
Cortana me dijo que fue un estallido
No dejo la vida en la que estoy metido
Yo solo quiero descansar un momento
Quiero que me miren como un líder
Quiero que me den lo que me piden
Que nunca me olviden
Quiero terminar, Llegar a mi hogar
No queda nada que me intimide
Quiero volver a amar
Volver a ver el mar
Mermar el mal ser la verdad
Me llamo John el más capaz de borrar la oscuridad
He pasado por cada esquina del espacio
He matado con las manos y despacio
He notado los golpes de cansancio
Me domina un demonio que no sacio
Míralo, Cuidado
Directo a su hígado
Si quieres morir solo pídelo, dímelo
Soy el fantasma
Repítelo Me llaman muerte y la muerte no puede ser inferior
Ven lo que vi para creer
Buscando el ¿cómo? y el ¿porque?
De todos los que les ocurre a los nuestros
Soy la mitad de un hombre, la otra mitad se esconde
Bajo una capa de metal pesado
Prepárate Si me vez aparecer escóndete
Te daré la caza que mereces
No me reces
Soy jefe maestro
Seguiré todo recto
Cállate que lo merezco
Destapar toda verdad
Hallare el camino y veré a todo mi pueblo avanzar
Dan Bull
I'm back on the Halo tip
I'm not going to take no lip
When I face an alien invader
I make damn sure that they know this
Fire Team Osiris leaves in T-minus 343
When i said I was reado to fry you believe
I didn't mean Thomas Aquinas, see
Whit a laser sight Osiris Is
Going to blind you between both irises
Anything except perfection on our side
Is nothing but a minor glitch
You might as well lie in a ditch
Hiding, twitching, crying, cringing
Whining, wincing, writhing, flinching
Hi, you're just in time for the lynching
You
Better
Get out of the Warzone
Uniess you're looking for a way to make powder of your bones
I roll stones
I'm unkillable like Keith Richards
The Convenant's a cover group. I'm culling these bitches
I'm a guardian guarding the garden from garbage
And I'll beg your pardon if you're not
This Spartan's going to pick you off
Whit firearms, vehicles, armor, clips the lot
Second to second increasing the speed
And I'm teaching a lesson to people that need it
Strategic ally keeping you guessing
Impressing forever, never knowing when I shoul leave it
Ven lo que vi para creer
Buscando el ¿cómo? y el ¿porque?
De todos los que les ocurre a los nuestros
Soy la mitad de un hombre, la otra mitad se esconde
Bajo una capa de metal pesado
Prepárate Si me vez aparecer escóndete
Te daré la caza que mereces
No me reces
Soy jefe maestro
Seguiré todo recto
Cállate que lo merezco
Destapar toda verdad
Hallare el camino y veré a todo mi pueblo avanzar
Life Is Strange (feat. Cammie Robinson) lyrics - Dan Bull
[Chorus: Cammie]
I don't read between the lines
Cause I can always turn back time
Mistakes are something I don't make
And I know that life is strange
But I'll never be the same
[Verse 1: Dan]
I am a girl with all the time in the world
Got time on my hands and time's on my side
Ahead of my time having the time of my life
But it's time for a change, time to rewind
Time for another plan, time to decide
And if I can rewind then I can read minds
Pulling together these pieces of time
Pull the hands back, take another path, another chance
Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans [2x]
[Chorus: Cammie]
I don't read between the lines
Cause I can always turn back time
Mistakes are something I don't make
And I know that life is strange
But I'll never be the same
[Verse 2: Dan]
Each photograph I take is a broken little token of a moment and a place
Another snapshot backed up on the laptop
I gather evidence against Blackwell lapdogs
This is for Kate Marsh
The way they baited her is way harsh
Why must they take time to break hearts
When all we want to do is stay aside, make art?
Arrange parts of time into a straight path
Time to pay your dealer and time's a great healer
I might faint from this time bomb
Hey Veela
My cerebral cortex is spinning a vortex
Clubs you're not invited to and things you never saw yet
I need a time out right now
I need to breathe back those hurtful words into my mouth
But as I wipe the blood from my nose I know that my time's up, another moment... froze
It's high time we had an everyday hero
In the right place at the right time, here, oh
I guess I've got time for one more line
So Cammie run that by me one more time
[Chorus: Cammie]
I don't read between the lines
Cause I can always turn back time
Mistakes are something I don't make
And I know that life is strange
But I'll never be the same
I don't read between the lines
Cause I can always turn back time
Mistakes are something I don't make
And I know that life is strange
But I'll never be the same
[Verse 1: Dan]
I am a girl with all the time in the world
Got time on my hands and time's on my side
Ahead of my time having the time of my life
But it's time for a change, time to rewind
Time for another plan, time to decide
And if I can rewind then I can read minds
Pulling together these pieces of time
Pull the hands back, take another path, another chance
Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans [2x]
[Chorus: Cammie]
I don't read between the lines
Cause I can always turn back time
Mistakes are something I don't make
And I know that life is strange
But I'll never be the same
[Verse 2: Dan]
Each photograph I take is a broken little token of a moment and a place
Another snapshot backed up on the laptop
I gather evidence against Blackwell lapdogs
This is for Kate Marsh
The way they baited her is way harsh
Why must they take time to break hearts
When all we want to do is stay aside, make art?
Arrange parts of time into a straight path
Time to pay your dealer and time's a great healer
I might faint from this time bomb
Hey Veela
My cerebral cortex is spinning a vortex
Clubs you're not invited to and things you never saw yet
I need a time out right now
I need to breathe back those hurtful words into my mouth
But as I wipe the blood from my nose I know that my time's up, another moment... froze
It's high time we had an everyday hero
In the right place at the right time, here, oh
I guess I've got time for one more line
So Cammie run that by me one more time
[Chorus: Cammie]
I don't read between the lines
Cause I can always turn back time
Mistakes are something I don't make
And I know that life is strange
But I'll never be the same
You're Special! - Fallout 4 Song lyrics - Dan Bull
Following total atomic annihilation
It may fall to you to save the great nation
That's why Vault-Tec have made extra preparation
And are proud to present you a special education
Regarding aptitude
You are an absolutely
Unique amalgamation of attributes
Now it's time to find out in which you excel
What makes you S.P.E.C.I.A.L.?
[Hook:]
You're special!
You're special!
You're special!
Oh so special!
S.P.E.C.I.A.L
Spells out that you're quite swell!
Strength!
Supplies are sparse
So on seeing something sweet
Be sure to scavenge, or starve
The stronger you aren't, the smaller the stack
Of scrap, storage and snacks
That you can haul on your back
But do be sure to stay on track of the numbers
Or a savage could suddenly strike as you're over-encumbered
And should your special self have such a regrettable incident
You'd better get swinging any suitable weapon or implement
Perception!
Post-nuclear places
Are pretty prearranged
To put you through your paces
Pinpoint the parts of predators that plan to prey
With the Vault-Tec Assisted Targeting System
Hooray!
You may need to pickpocket
Pinching for your own protection
Practicing your pilfering
Purloining to perfection
If your preferential predilection's
Petty theft of peoples' possessions
You'll be protected by perception
[Hook:]
You're special!
You're special!
You're special!
Oh so special!
S.P.E.C.I.A.L
Spells out that you're quite swell!
Endurance!
Epidemics are endemic everywhere
Infection, amputation, radiation, never rare
End the negative effects, refresh your energy
By eating everything
Even extra limbs and enemies
Your belly's not ever empty
There's endless entrées
Extend the length of time you exercise
Eons, days
Escape encounters with louts and rowdy hooligans
Or environments ensure you'll eventually be food again
Charisma!
Communists conquered this clean continent
And concomitantly corruption was the consequence
As such, you must be confident
And cognizant of compliments
Confirming that commercially you're consummately competent
Convert companions to confidantes
Convincing them to change a cuddly toy
For cutlery and condiments
Swallow down countless cups of cocktails
And charm your way from harm, chum
Combat curtailed
[Hook:]
You're special!
You're special!
You're special!
Oh so special!
S.P.E.C.I.A.L
Spells out that you're quite swell!
Intelligence!
Is idiocy inverted
Innate instinct
Take information and interpret it
The inner intuition and initiative
To impliment inventive ideas
To be inquisitive
It is indicative of ingrained imagination
To take an inspiration and create an innovation
Insure against injury through investigation
Because ignorance induces incapacitation
Agility!
After all the aggro
Antagonists are all too available
There's no ASBOs
Accelerate your acts of accurate aim
And have any angry adversaries aptly aflame
Avoid adverse assaults from automatics
Avert or annul their action with acrobatics
Agility!
Amazing adaptability
Awesome!
What an absolutely ace ability
[Hook:]
You're special!
You're special!
You're special!
Oh so special!
S.P.E.C.I.A.L
Spells out that you're quite swell!
Luck!
The lady
That lowers the likelihood of life's lotto's loss for the lazy
When you're larking with lice
That are larger than life
At least you'll have the lethal last laugh and the like
The lie of the land's less than lavish and lovely
But when looking for loot you'll locate lots of luxury
Loads of little lowlifes leering at your luggage?
A lone laddy's liable to let them learn what luck is
Congratulations, you've passed the test
Yes!
From everyone at Vault-Tec
Splendid work on your success
Give yourself a pat on the back
And maybe shake hands
Then perambulate into the haze of the wasteland
War
War never changes
Look at the history book's torn up pages
Cause when the dust settles after all out war
You'll be glad we taught you what to deal with Fallout Four
[Hook x2:]
You're special!
You're special!
You're special!
Oh so special!
S.P.E.C.I.A.L
Spells out that you're quite swell!
It may fall to you to save the great nation
That's why Vault-Tec have made extra preparation
And are proud to present you a special education
Regarding aptitude
You are an absolutely
Unique amalgamation of attributes
Now it's time to find out in which you excel
What makes you S.P.E.C.I.A.L.?
[Hook:]
You're special!
You're special!
You're special!
Oh so special!
S.P.E.C.I.A.L
Spells out that you're quite swell!
Strength!
Supplies are sparse
So on seeing something sweet
Be sure to scavenge, or starve
The stronger you aren't, the smaller the stack
Of scrap, storage and snacks
That you can haul on your back
But do be sure to stay on track of the numbers
Or a savage could suddenly strike as you're over-encumbered
And should your special self have such a regrettable incident
You'd better get swinging any suitable weapon or implement
Perception!
Post-nuclear places
Are pretty prearranged
To put you through your paces
Pinpoint the parts of predators that plan to prey
With the Vault-Tec Assisted Targeting System
Hooray!
You may need to pickpocket
Pinching for your own protection
Practicing your pilfering
Purloining to perfection
If your preferential predilection's
Petty theft of peoples' possessions
You'll be protected by perception
[Hook:]
You're special!
You're special!
You're special!
Oh so special!
S.P.E.C.I.A.L
Spells out that you're quite swell!
Endurance!
Epidemics are endemic everywhere
Infection, amputation, radiation, never rare
End the negative effects, refresh your energy
By eating everything
Even extra limbs and enemies
Your belly's not ever empty
There's endless entrées
Extend the length of time you exercise
Eons, days
Escape encounters with louts and rowdy hooligans
Or environments ensure you'll eventually be food again
Charisma!
Communists conquered this clean continent
And concomitantly corruption was the consequence
As such, you must be confident
And cognizant of compliments
Confirming that commercially you're consummately competent
Convert companions to confidantes
Convincing them to change a cuddly toy
For cutlery and condiments
Swallow down countless cups of cocktails
And charm your way from harm, chum
Combat curtailed
[Hook:]
You're special!
You're special!
You're special!
Oh so special!
S.P.E.C.I.A.L
Spells out that you're quite swell!
Intelligence!
Is idiocy inverted
Innate instinct
Take information and interpret it
The inner intuition and initiative
To impliment inventive ideas
To be inquisitive
It is indicative of ingrained imagination
To take an inspiration and create an innovation
Insure against injury through investigation
Because ignorance induces incapacitation
Agility!
After all the aggro
Antagonists are all too available
There's no ASBOs
Accelerate your acts of accurate aim
And have any angry adversaries aptly aflame
Avoid adverse assaults from automatics
Avert or annul their action with acrobatics
Agility!
Amazing adaptability
Awesome!
What an absolutely ace ability
[Hook:]
You're special!
You're special!
You're special!
Oh so special!
S.P.E.C.I.A.L
Spells out that you're quite swell!
Luck!
The lady
That lowers the likelihood of life's lotto's loss for the lazy
When you're larking with lice
That are larger than life
At least you'll have the lethal last laugh and the like
The lie of the land's less than lavish and lovely
But when looking for loot you'll locate lots of luxury
Loads of little lowlifes leering at your luggage?
A lone laddy's liable to let them learn what luck is
Congratulations, you've passed the test
Yes!
From everyone at Vault-Tec
Splendid work on your success
Give yourself a pat on the back
And maybe shake hands
Then perambulate into the haze of the wasteland
War
War never changes
Look at the history book's torn up pages
Cause when the dust settles after all out war
You'll be glad we taught you what to deal with Fallout Four
[Hook x2:]
You're special!
You're special!
You're special!
Oh so special!
S.P.E.C.I.A.L
Spells out that you're quite swell!
Black Ops III lyrics - Dan Bull
[Intro:]
World War II was a long time ago
Nowadays things are a little more
Incredible
[Verse 1:]
It's the year 2065
The human race is just as wise
But it's had a bit too much to think lately
I don't know if it's fit to drive
We fit the fittest minds with a chip inside
That can link and digitise
That which prior to this
Was higher than science could ever devise
This is a neural interface
We're going to stick it in your face
'til it and your brain are interlaced
There's an arms war on
And we're going to win the race
Leave everything erased
Bring the bass (man)
[Hook:]
Man and machine
Weaved like tapestry
Man what a team (machine)
Man and machine
Human minds can't handle the dream
[Verse 2:]
Scientific progression is steamrolling
There's no preventing it going ahead
Now we're intrinsically linked with technology
Biology as we know it is dead
Muscle and metal are toiling
I'm not fussed of the kettle is boiling
Just ready the mech, put the oil in
There's a dastardly plot that needs foiling
We are pursuing John Taylor
He and his unit have gone awol
The motive is unclear
But I'm guessing the trope is the one same old
From New Guinea, Peru to Djibouti
Things are getting all boomy and shooty
So gird up your loins and oil your booty
And answer the Call of Duty (man)
[Hook:]
Man and machine
Weaved like tapestry
Man what a team (machine)
Man and machine
Human minds can't handle the dream
[Verse 3:]
My squad is behind me watching my hiney
Not like that
Blimey
I hide right in plain sight
And I defy thee to try to find me
I see throught the scope with closed eyes
Finger and trigger they both collide
The bullet travels as the crow flies
And a bloke dies
See the ghost rise
Or is it just smoke?
I can't tell from the hell of the drone strikes (bang bang)
Besides I'm preoccupied with fighting
And losing is something I don't like
Sealed with a kiss
Hit you with my steel fist
But it bloody hurts
Cause despite the outside it's my real wrist
Ah, now I'm real pissed
So let me tell you what the deal is
When you deal with me and black ops
You're in for a tough time on the front line
Like Ferguson's black cops (man)
[Hook:]
Man and machine
Weaved like tapestry
Man what a team (machine)
Man and machine
Human minds can't handle the dream
Man and machine
Weaved like tapestry
Man what a team (machine)
Man and machine
Human minds can't handle the dream
World War II was a long time ago
Nowadays things are a little more
Incredible
[Verse 1:]
It's the year 2065
The human race is just as wise
But it's had a bit too much to think lately
I don't know if it's fit to drive
We fit the fittest minds with a chip inside
That can link and digitise
That which prior to this
Was higher than science could ever devise
This is a neural interface
We're going to stick it in your face
'til it and your brain are interlaced
There's an arms war on
And we're going to win the race
Leave everything erased
Bring the bass (man)
[Hook:]
Man and machine
Weaved like tapestry
Man what a team (machine)
Man and machine
Human minds can't handle the dream
[Verse 2:]
Scientific progression is steamrolling
There's no preventing it going ahead
Now we're intrinsically linked with technology
Biology as we know it is dead
Muscle and metal are toiling
I'm not fussed of the kettle is boiling
Just ready the mech, put the oil in
There's a dastardly plot that needs foiling
We are pursuing John Taylor
He and his unit have gone awol
The motive is unclear
But I'm guessing the trope is the one same old
From New Guinea, Peru to Djibouti
Things are getting all boomy and shooty
So gird up your loins and oil your booty
And answer the Call of Duty (man)
[Hook:]
Man and machine
Weaved like tapestry
Man what a team (machine)
Man and machine
Human minds can't handle the dream
[Verse 3:]
My squad is behind me watching my hiney
Not like that
Blimey
I hide right in plain sight
And I defy thee to try to find me
I see throught the scope with closed eyes
Finger and trigger they both collide
The bullet travels as the crow flies
And a bloke dies
See the ghost rise
Or is it just smoke?
I can't tell from the hell of the drone strikes (bang bang)
Besides I'm preoccupied with fighting
And losing is something I don't like
Sealed with a kiss
Hit you with my steel fist
But it bloody hurts
Cause despite the outside it's my real wrist
Ah, now I'm real pissed
So let me tell you what the deal is
When you deal with me and black ops
You're in for a tough time on the front line
Like Ferguson's black cops (man)
[Hook:]
Man and machine
Weaved like tapestry
Man what a team (machine)
Man and machine
Human minds can't handle the dream
Man and machine
Weaved like tapestry
Man what a team (machine)
Man and machine
Human minds can't handle the dream
It Is The Battlefront Rap (Rap About Battlefront) lyrics - Dan Bull
[Verse 1:]
A long time ago in a galaxy far away
A battle between son and father raged
The dad represented an empire of hate
While the son's side brought light
To erase the dark away
What?! Feel the beat drop, like a rock
That an Ewok dropped from a treetop
You be lost like Luke on his Tauntaun
Man, he should have probably took a TomTom
It's getting Hoth in here
So put on all your clothes
Before you're froze
Cold as ice like my hardboiled prose
Hip hop C-3PO, fluent in six million flows
Oh no, I'm a rap Han Solo
Backpack Jedi Master YOLO
No fool, old school like Yoda
Fly in a Vauxhall Supernova
Souped up chunk of metal, son
Revving and ready for the Kessel Run
Hey matey! Your AT-AT's slower than AT&T
I could have ate tea at the age of eighty
And still evade Vader's late fleet
When I aim I can read your mind
Make your speeder bike and a tree colide
Ow, there's a leak in your trousers
I've got a bad feeling about this
[Hook x2:]
May the Force be with you
May the Dark Lord forgive you
Anakin Skywalker, beat slamming
Like a car door, sir!
You're comic, I'm a Dark Horse
This is Star Wars!
[Verse 2:]
Between me and you there's business
Bigger than Lucas and Disney's
Like Luke I was born to do this
I've used the Force and torn
Through the stormtroopers
All you noobs are sore losers
You scruffy looking nerf herders
Motherfuckers deserve murder
I smash my rivals! Snatch the title
Look at my blaster rifle (PEW!)
Splat your eyeball!
Peep through the binoculars
See the future of oculus
I'm the Boba Fett of the net
But I've not got any offers yet
I'm not respected enough
Cos I go over your head like a hover jet
I got it in the pocket, you're a rookie
I rip your arm out the socket like a Wookie
Look here, I'm a new rapper
Half computer half Chewbacca
You're not that bad but you lack heart
Mon Calamari, tell them Admiral Ackbar
Set traps so you better get back
When I'm strapped with a jetpack necks snap
So get from the back to the front
Pick a faction and fuck shit up, Battlefront
So get from the back to the front
Pick a faction and fuck shit up, Battlefront
[Hook x2:]
May the Force be with you
May the Dark Lord forgive you
Anakin Skywalker, beat slamming
Like a car door, sir!
You're comic, I'm a Dark Horse
This is Star Wars!
A long time ago in a galaxy far away
A battle between son and father raged
The dad represented an empire of hate
While the son's side brought light
To erase the dark away
What?! Feel the beat drop, like a rock
That an Ewok dropped from a treetop
You be lost like Luke on his Tauntaun
Man, he should have probably took a TomTom
It's getting Hoth in here
So put on all your clothes
Before you're froze
Cold as ice like my hardboiled prose
Hip hop C-3PO, fluent in six million flows
Oh no, I'm a rap Han Solo
Backpack Jedi Master YOLO
No fool, old school like Yoda
Fly in a Vauxhall Supernova
Souped up chunk of metal, son
Revving and ready for the Kessel Run
Hey matey! Your AT-AT's slower than AT&T
I could have ate tea at the age of eighty
And still evade Vader's late fleet
When I aim I can read your mind
Make your speeder bike and a tree colide
Ow, there's a leak in your trousers
I've got a bad feeling about this
[Hook x2:]
May the Force be with you
May the Dark Lord forgive you
Anakin Skywalker, beat slamming
Like a car door, sir!
You're comic, I'm a Dark Horse
This is Star Wars!
[Verse 2:]
Between me and you there's business
Bigger than Lucas and Disney's
Like Luke I was born to do this
I've used the Force and torn
Through the stormtroopers
All you noobs are sore losers
You scruffy looking nerf herders
Motherfuckers deserve murder
I smash my rivals! Snatch the title
Look at my blaster rifle (PEW!)
Splat your eyeball!
Peep through the binoculars
See the future of oculus
I'm the Boba Fett of the net
But I've not got any offers yet
I'm not respected enough
Cos I go over your head like a hover jet
I got it in the pocket, you're a rookie
I rip your arm out the socket like a Wookie
Look here, I'm a new rapper
Half computer half Chewbacca
You're not that bad but you lack heart
Mon Calamari, tell them Admiral Ackbar
Set traps so you better get back
When I'm strapped with a jetpack necks snap
So get from the back to the front
Pick a faction and fuck shit up, Battlefront
So get from the back to the front
Pick a faction and fuck shit up, Battlefront
[Hook x2:]
May the Force be with you
May the Dark Lord forgive you
Anakin Skywalker, beat slamming
Like a car door, sir!
You're comic, I'm a Dark Horse
This is Star Wars!
The Banner Saga lyrics - Dan Bull
The Gods...
The Gods are dead
The whole world as we've come to know it is broken
Since the sun's eye blinked shut and never opened
The lakes, plains and the oceans are frozen
The Gods are dead
Yet someone over us has spoken, saying
Fill up the flagons
Pack the wagons
And advance the Caravan
Through arid lands
Narrow valleys
Parry avalanches
Trudging through the snow
Clutching to the hope
That we'll be crunching dredge to slush
As we deliver crushing blows
The drum beat threads pointed needles
With the noise of a big hammer
The saga of our paths entwined
Embroidered in the Banner
So wave your Banners high
Make them fan the sky
Though you're just as much a mortal man as I
We do not plan to die
I am Rook
I do things by the book
Since childhood I toed the line that Iver took
I've seen vile things;
Grunts, rapping gruff rhymes
Skalflings
Varl Kings
From the Gruin Sea to Groffheim
Meet me at the Mead House at three bells
I need a Siege Archer and a Shieldbanger
See my renown
Can you hear the thunder?
By the Beard of Dundr
Gods know the Godstone's got me crying tears of wonder
Night is here, and thus we must find a bed to slumber
I am but a Hunter
Liable for providing
For fighting fit men numbering a hundred
Fighting fits of hunger
I must guide lumbering Varl
Or risk lying ripped asunder
The drum beat threads pointed needles
With the noise of a big hammer
The saga of our paths entwined
Embroidered in the Banner
So wave your Banners high
Make them fan the sky
Though you're just as much a mortal man as I
We do not plan to die
On the first day the Earth quakes
Your nerves shake
But your fate is certain
No need to let your reserve break
You must assert;
Bravery and an alert brain
Will serve to save you from a world of hurt
And will avert pain
Marching ever forward
No rest, lest we be cornered
Tortured then slaughtered
Hung, drawn and quartered
Bellower will see the error of his ways ever so soon
When we thread his dread and terror's weft
Back into Mother's loom
The drum beat threads pointed needles
With the noise of a big hammer
The saga of our paths entwined
Embroidered in the Banner
So wave your Banners high
Make them fan the sky
Though you're just as much a mortal man as I
We do not plan to die
Wave your banners high
Make them fan the sky
Though you're just as much a mortal man as I
We do not plan to die
The Gods are dead
The whole world as we've come to know it is broken
Since the sun's eye blinked shut and never opened
The lakes, plains and the oceans are frozen
The Gods are dead
Yet someone over us has spoken, saying
Fill up the flagons
Pack the wagons
And advance the Caravan
Through arid lands
Narrow valleys
Parry avalanches
Trudging through the snow
Clutching to the hope
That we'll be crunching dredge to slush
As we deliver crushing blows
The drum beat threads pointed needles
With the noise of a big hammer
The saga of our paths entwined
Embroidered in the Banner
So wave your Banners high
Make them fan the sky
Though you're just as much a mortal man as I
We do not plan to die
I am Rook
I do things by the book
Since childhood I toed the line that Iver took
I've seen vile things;
Grunts, rapping gruff rhymes
Skalflings
Varl Kings
From the Gruin Sea to Groffheim
Meet me at the Mead House at three bells
I need a Siege Archer and a Shieldbanger
See my renown
Can you hear the thunder?
By the Beard of Dundr
Gods know the Godstone's got me crying tears of wonder
Night is here, and thus we must find a bed to slumber
I am but a Hunter
Liable for providing
For fighting fit men numbering a hundred
Fighting fits of hunger
I must guide lumbering Varl
Or risk lying ripped asunder
The drum beat threads pointed needles
With the noise of a big hammer
The saga of our paths entwined
Embroidered in the Banner
So wave your Banners high
Make them fan the sky
Though you're just as much a mortal man as I
We do not plan to die
On the first day the Earth quakes
Your nerves shake
But your fate is certain
No need to let your reserve break
You must assert;
Bravery and an alert brain
Will serve to save you from a world of hurt
And will avert pain
Marching ever forward
No rest, lest we be cornered
Tortured then slaughtered
Hung, drawn and quartered
Bellower will see the error of his ways ever so soon
When we thread his dread and terror's weft
Back into Mother's loom
The drum beat threads pointed needles
With the noise of a big hammer
The saga of our paths entwined
Embroidered in the Banner
So wave your Banners high
Make them fan the sky
Though you're just as much a mortal man as I
We do not plan to die
Wave your banners high
Make them fan the sky
Though you're just as much a mortal man as I
We do not plan to die
Pagan's Plight lyrics - Dan Bull
Some call me Ajay
Some call me Ajay
Like the voice stars never came on the same day
I came to spread my mom's ashes
Unaware of the clashes that lay in wait
My bus got bust at a routine stop
How many people have you seen shot?
I was taken away to the Himalayan base of Pagan Min
The Asian Nation
Of Kyrat's maniacal tyrannical flagrant king
He wanted to make me stay for dinner
But I was impatient, it made me think
Nah
I'm getting out of here
Nah, cos I really can't stand the atmosphere
And at this altitude my asthma's getting a tad severe
The top of the world
Is where I'm taking the fight
Gaze down on the valley of challenges
I face from the day to the night
The top of the Himalayas
Is the place I'm taking the fight
As I scatter a hand full of ashes
I'm blocking pagan's light
I ran into the golden path
A rabble of rebels, bold as brass
Rebuilding the rubble
That autocratic bastard soldier's smashed
The leaders are Amita and Sabal
Leading me to Shangri-la
And it seems to me that each of these
Couldn't be much angrier
It's time to get out
Head out
Get the lead out
'Til our influence has spread out
Keep it on the down low
As I beat another outpost
Call me the people's elbow
Cause I'm armed to the teeth
And I'm ready to pound bones
'Til they're looking like my damn bow
Move over, Rambo
What?
Are you going to bang doe?
Free radical
Beat animals
With my bare hands
Ripping meat from clavicles
A rhino hide's reet sellable
And the price of my life is invaluable
That's why I'm packing my cannons and molotovs
Every human beings flammable
Want to watch?
In a battle I tackle attackers and grapple
I don't want to stop 'til I'm on the top
Happy shopper packing a proper lot of flak
So back the fuck up
'Cos you never know what you're gonna get
My ammo pack is a box of chocolate
I got it on lock
I'm hotter than hot
As I'm stopping the choppers I spot
Chip off the block of my pop
If you're blocking my path
Then I'm popping your noggin like spots
(RAWR)
Some call me Ajay
Like the voice stars never came on the same day
I came to spread my mom's ashes
Unaware of the clashes that lay in wait
My bus got bust at a routine stop
How many people have you seen shot?
I was taken away to the Himalayan base of Pagan Min
The Asian Nation
Of Kyrat's maniacal tyrannical flagrant king
He wanted to make me stay for dinner
But I was impatient, it made me think
Nah
I'm getting out of here
Nah, cos I really can't stand the atmosphere
And at this altitude my asthma's getting a tad severe
The top of the world
Is where I'm taking the fight
Gaze down on the valley of challenges
I face from the day to the night
The top of the Himalayas
Is the place I'm taking the fight
As I scatter a hand full of ashes
I'm blocking pagan's light
I ran into the golden path
A rabble of rebels, bold as brass
Rebuilding the rubble
That autocratic bastard soldier's smashed
The leaders are Amita and Sabal
Leading me to Shangri-la
And it seems to me that each of these
Couldn't be much angrier
It's time to get out
Head out
Get the lead out
'Til our influence has spread out
Keep it on the down low
As I beat another outpost
Call me the people's elbow
Cause I'm armed to the teeth
And I'm ready to pound bones
'Til they're looking like my damn bow
Move over, Rambo
What?
Are you going to bang doe?
Free radical
Beat animals
With my bare hands
Ripping meat from clavicles
A rhino hide's reet sellable
And the price of my life is invaluable
That's why I'm packing my cannons and molotovs
Every human beings flammable
Want to watch?
In a battle I tackle attackers and grapple
I don't want to stop 'til I'm on the top
Happy shopper packing a proper lot of flak
So back the fuck up
'Cos you never know what you're gonna get
My ammo pack is a box of chocolate
I got it on lock
I'm hotter than hot
As I'm stopping the choppers I spot
Chip off the block of my pop
If you're blocking my path
Then I'm popping your noggin like spots
(RAWR)
Sunless Sea lyrics - Dan Bull
Oh! Oh! Oh the Londoners come to see the unterzee.
They flock to the docks and watch the boxes and stocks
That are dropped from atop off the
Steamers and frigates and dreadnaughts and cutters and cruisers and corvettes and yachts.
Each and every of 'em a story has got.
Here's ours:
T'was dark when we parted the port
And started our voyage to far, distant shores.
This tiny tub's not the fastest for sure
But I'd rather have her than no transport at all
From humble beginnings I come for your winnings
There's always a calm before there's a storm
So batten the hatches and pull down your patches
We're passing through Gaider's Mourn 'till we find the dawn
Smell the sea breeze, a cold chill, Neptune's deep freeze
Now I'm not sure of the maritime law down here
So we'll do as we please
We sail the sea (We sail the sea)
The Sunless Sea, The Sunless Sea
We sail the sea
We plunder deep and run from creatures from beneath the sunless sea (The sunless sea)
We sail the sea, The Sunless Sea, we sail the sea
We plunder deep and run from creatures from beneath The Sunless Sea
Tides are lapping on the side, rising damp.
Eyes widen with fright, light the lamp.
No mind how cramped, we will ride 'till we find any island in sight
Now camp.
Is that a lighthouse lamp or a giant crab?
Is it a shark, or can we disembark?
Oh. Rats. Better sink the barge,
Although I'm not a whale I am deffo living large.
You're a landlubber I was born in sand blubber's in my blood
But I look damn good when I scrub up any port in a storm, tear the pub up
Three months at sea means there's gonna be some hubbub
We sail the sea (We sail the sea)
The Sunless Sea, The Sunless Sea
We sail the sea
We plunder deep and run from creatures from beneath the sunless sea (The sunless sea)
We sail the sea, The Sunless Sea, we sail the sea
We plunder deep and run from creatures from beneath The Sunless Sea
When we've each had our fill of the menu
We head out the venue
Prepared to continue.
Turning that lard into muscle and sinew
Discover just how much swashbuckle is in you
When you're smuggling human souls
Whose tombs are cold
You lose control.
You're ravenous too, the food is mouldy, too damn salty.
The deep hue of this blue's unholy
Fool I told ye
Skippers who consume their crews are lonely.
And fuel is low, we've used the coal, so I'm cruising home
We sail the sea (We sail the sea)
The Sunless Sea, The Sunless Sea
We sail the sea
We plunder deep and run from creatures from beneath the sunless sea (The sunless sea)
We sail the sea, The Sunless Sea, we sail the sea
We plunder deep and run from creatures from beneath The Sunless Sea
They flock to the docks and watch the boxes and stocks
That are dropped from atop off the
Steamers and frigates and dreadnaughts and cutters and cruisers and corvettes and yachts.
Each and every of 'em a story has got.
Here's ours:
T'was dark when we parted the port
And started our voyage to far, distant shores.
This tiny tub's not the fastest for sure
But I'd rather have her than no transport at all
From humble beginnings I come for your winnings
There's always a calm before there's a storm
So batten the hatches and pull down your patches
We're passing through Gaider's Mourn 'till we find the dawn
Smell the sea breeze, a cold chill, Neptune's deep freeze
Now I'm not sure of the maritime law down here
So we'll do as we please
We sail the sea (We sail the sea)
The Sunless Sea, The Sunless Sea
We sail the sea
We plunder deep and run from creatures from beneath the sunless sea (The sunless sea)
We sail the sea, The Sunless Sea, we sail the sea
We plunder deep and run from creatures from beneath The Sunless Sea
Tides are lapping on the side, rising damp.
Eyes widen with fright, light the lamp.
No mind how cramped, we will ride 'till we find any island in sight
Now camp.
Is that a lighthouse lamp or a giant crab?
Is it a shark, or can we disembark?
Oh. Rats. Better sink the barge,
Although I'm not a whale I am deffo living large.
You're a landlubber I was born in sand blubber's in my blood
But I look damn good when I scrub up any port in a storm, tear the pub up
Three months at sea means there's gonna be some hubbub
We sail the sea (We sail the sea)
The Sunless Sea, The Sunless Sea
We sail the sea
We plunder deep and run from creatures from beneath the sunless sea (The sunless sea)
We sail the sea, The Sunless Sea, we sail the sea
We plunder deep and run from creatures from beneath The Sunless Sea
When we've each had our fill of the menu
We head out the venue
Prepared to continue.
Turning that lard into muscle and sinew
Discover just how much swashbuckle is in you
When you're smuggling human souls
Whose tombs are cold
You lose control.
You're ravenous too, the food is mouldy, too damn salty.
The deep hue of this blue's unholy
Fool I told ye
Skippers who consume their crews are lonely.
And fuel is low, we've used the coal, so I'm cruising home
We sail the sea (We sail the sea)
The Sunless Sea, The Sunless Sea
We sail the sea
We plunder deep and run from creatures from beneath the sunless sea (The sunless sea)
We sail the sea, The Sunless Sea, we sail the sea
We plunder deep and run from creatures from beneath The Sunless Sea
Bombshell (feat. Falconshield) lyrics - Dan Bull
[Verse 1: Dan Bull]
Every one of my friends is dead
Now all I want is revenge instead
I'm a part-time engine head
And a part-time filler of heads with lead
Ever since the Washington Incident
I've been itching to become intimate
In the militant tense
With those who have triggered and given defence
In a literal sense
I'm taking 'em out
Not on a date
But I'm laying them down
I hate the debate with the Gamergaters
And Tumblr pages are just player haters
[Chorus: Falconshield]
I'm a bombshell
Nothing will stop me from being a bombshell
Whether disability or demons from hell
I stick to my guns just in case you can't tell
You've just been hit by a bombshell
[Verse 2: Dan Bull]
Every one of my friends is dead
Now all I want is revenge instead
Blowing Kyrronite
Like dynamite
On ammunition, diminish any sign of life
In my line of sight
There's two types of guys
Those that will buy me a pint
Or die
Some say I'm arrogant
But that's bad of them
Nah, the fact is I'm adamant
That with practise I'll smash any challenges
And be the champion
I fancy my chances
A warrior woman, an Amazon
Run any marathon
I'm Shelly Harrison
I am a calm, collected person
With a bionic arm, but I'm set to burst
On any threat that's lurking
Get to working
Instead of just sitting on the net just surfing
[Chorus: Falconshield]
I'm a bombshell
Nothing will stop me from being a bombshell
Whether disability or demons from hell
I stick to my guns just in case you can't tell
You've just been hit by a bombshell
[Verse 3: Dan Bull]
Every one of my friends is dead
Now all I want is revenge instead
Recognise I'm mechanised
Wrecking lives
What you reckon, nice?
I live an isometric life
But I spread dread in concentric lines
So step in line
Or you're getting fired
By electric shells and electromines
You're treading a fine line
I'm heading to find President Skye
Zeroth is mine
Race to the end
Repel an attacker
Say hello to my friend
Motherflakker
[Chorus: Falconshield]
I'm a bombshell
Nothing will stop me from being a bombshell
Whether disability or demons from hell
I stick to my guns just in case you can't tell
You've just been hit by a bombshell
Every one of my friends is dead
Now all I want is revenge instead
I'm a part-time engine head
And a part-time filler of heads with lead
Ever since the Washington Incident
I've been itching to become intimate
In the militant tense
With those who have triggered and given defence
In a literal sense
I'm taking 'em out
Not on a date
But I'm laying them down
I hate the debate with the Gamergaters
And Tumblr pages are just player haters
[Chorus: Falconshield]
I'm a bombshell
Nothing will stop me from being a bombshell
Whether disability or demons from hell
I stick to my guns just in case you can't tell
You've just been hit by a bombshell
[Verse 2: Dan Bull]
Every one of my friends is dead
Now all I want is revenge instead
Blowing Kyrronite
Like dynamite
On ammunition, diminish any sign of life
In my line of sight
There's two types of guys
Those that will buy me a pint
Or die
Some say I'm arrogant
But that's bad of them
Nah, the fact is I'm adamant
That with practise I'll smash any challenges
And be the champion
I fancy my chances
A warrior woman, an Amazon
Run any marathon
I'm Shelly Harrison
I am a calm, collected person
With a bionic arm, but I'm set to burst
On any threat that's lurking
Get to working
Instead of just sitting on the net just surfing
[Chorus: Falconshield]
I'm a bombshell
Nothing will stop me from being a bombshell
Whether disability or demons from hell
I stick to my guns just in case you can't tell
You've just been hit by a bombshell
[Verse 3: Dan Bull]
Every one of my friends is dead
Now all I want is revenge instead
Recognise I'm mechanised
Wrecking lives
What you reckon, nice?
I live an isometric life
But I spread dread in concentric lines
So step in line
Or you're getting fired
By electric shells and electromines
You're treading a fine line
I'm heading to find President Skye
Zeroth is mine
Race to the end
Repel an attacker
Say hello to my friend
Motherflakker
[Chorus: Falconshield]
I'm a bombshell
Nothing will stop me from being a bombshell
Whether disability or demons from hell
I stick to my guns just in case you can't tell
You've just been hit by a bombshell
Primal lyrics - Dan Bull
It began
The same way
It ended
Let me set the scene, war is a hellish thing
Hellish as it's ever been, redefine what hellish means
It's Evergreen seeing men killing their fellow beings
Unheavenly screams pierced by deafening machines
Sacrificing actual lives and recompensed in pennies each
Said will this deceptive quest for peace never cease?
Did you ever see a friend in need flee in terror, he
Ebbed and weaved between threats and pleas, a wretch indeed
Wet feet drenched deep in the trench's heat, each
Feverish skeleton trembling and clenching teeth
Tell me when the death of a wretch was the centrepiece
He's just another leg wrenched from the centipede
A stampede, a legion proceeding when decreed
Chevaliers, regulars, levied men of every creed
Naïve men of seventeen, each a bel esprit
They've had their last meal, their blood's an aperitif
A fellow dead at the speed at which he fell off his steed
Leaving yet another friend or family member to grieve
Pawns on a board where death is the referee
A living chess piece that'll never get to Queen
There's an enemy for every devotee of the regime
For whom doing the obscene extreme is routine
To then ascend the pecking order ‘til you get to chief
Reset the record to the Pleistocene
Beads of sweat, heaving chest, don't forget to breathe
It seems to be progressive leads to being regressive beasts
The quest to be a better being fettered by aggressive greed
Tens of tens of centuries of horrendous deadly deeds
A veteran can never rest in peace
He's a revenant, a lesson destined to repeat
Repeat
He's a revenant, a lesson destined to repeat
A veteran can never rest in peace
Tens of tens of centuries of horrendous deadly deeds
The quest to be a better being fettered by aggressive greed
It seems to be progressive leads to being regressive beasts
Beads of sweat, heaving chest, don't forget to breathe
Reset the record to the Pleistocene
To then ascend the pecking order ‘til you get to chief
For whom doing the obscene extreme is routine
There's an enemy for every devotee of the regime
A living chess piece that'll never get to Queen
Pawns on a board where death is the referee
Leaving yet another friend or family member to grieve
A fellow dead at the speed at which he fell off his steed
They've had their last meal, their blood's an aperitif
Naïve men of seventeen, each a bel esprit
Chevaliers, regulars, levied men of every creed
A stampede, a legion proceeding when decreed
He's just another leg wrenched from the centipede
Tell me when the death of a wretch was the centrepiece
Feverish skeleton trembling and clenching teeth
Wet feet drenched deep in the trench's heat, each
Ebbed and weaved between threats and pleas, a wretch indeed
Did you ever see a friend in need flee in terror, he
Said will this deceptive quest for peace never cease?
Sacrificing actual lives and recompensed in pennies each
Unheavenly screams pierced by deafening machines
It's Evergreen seeing men killing their fellow beings
Hellish as it's ever been, redefine what hellish means
Let me set the scene, war is a hellish thing
It ended
The same way
It began
The same way
It ended
Let me set the scene, war is a hellish thing
Hellish as it's ever been, redefine what hellish means
It's Evergreen seeing men killing their fellow beings
Unheavenly screams pierced by deafening machines
Sacrificing actual lives and recompensed in pennies each
Said will this deceptive quest for peace never cease?
Did you ever see a friend in need flee in terror, he
Ebbed and weaved between threats and pleas, a wretch indeed
Wet feet drenched deep in the trench's heat, each
Feverish skeleton trembling and clenching teeth
Tell me when the death of a wretch was the centrepiece
He's just another leg wrenched from the centipede
A stampede, a legion proceeding when decreed
Chevaliers, regulars, levied men of every creed
Naïve men of seventeen, each a bel esprit
They've had their last meal, their blood's an aperitif
A fellow dead at the speed at which he fell off his steed
Leaving yet another friend or family member to grieve
Pawns on a board where death is the referee
A living chess piece that'll never get to Queen
There's an enemy for every devotee of the regime
For whom doing the obscene extreme is routine
To then ascend the pecking order ‘til you get to chief
Reset the record to the Pleistocene
Beads of sweat, heaving chest, don't forget to breathe
It seems to be progressive leads to being regressive beasts
The quest to be a better being fettered by aggressive greed
Tens of tens of centuries of horrendous deadly deeds
A veteran can never rest in peace
He's a revenant, a lesson destined to repeat
Repeat
He's a revenant, a lesson destined to repeat
A veteran can never rest in peace
Tens of tens of centuries of horrendous deadly deeds
The quest to be a better being fettered by aggressive greed
It seems to be progressive leads to being regressive beasts
Beads of sweat, heaving chest, don't forget to breathe
Reset the record to the Pleistocene
To then ascend the pecking order ‘til you get to chief
For whom doing the obscene extreme is routine
There's an enemy for every devotee of the regime
A living chess piece that'll never get to Queen
Pawns on a board where death is the referee
Leaving yet another friend or family member to grieve
A fellow dead at the speed at which he fell off his steed
They've had their last meal, their blood's an aperitif
Naïve men of seventeen, each a bel esprit
Chevaliers, regulars, levied men of every creed
A stampede, a legion proceeding when decreed
He's just another leg wrenched from the centipede
Tell me when the death of a wretch was the centrepiece
Feverish skeleton trembling and clenching teeth
Wet feet drenched deep in the trench's heat, each
Ebbed and weaved between threats and pleas, a wretch indeed
Did you ever see a friend in need flee in terror, he
Said will this deceptive quest for peace never cease?
Sacrificing actual lives and recompensed in pennies each
Unheavenly screams pierced by deafening machines
It's Evergreen seeing men killing their fellow beings
Hellish as it's ever been, redefine what hellish means
Let me set the scene, war is a hellish thing
It ended
The same way
It began
20 Years Of Resident Evil (feat. Veela) lyrics - Dan Bull
There's funny stuff happening in the Arklay mountains
Far fetched but when you see the proof you can hardly doubt it
People acting animalistic
Cannibalistic
Bravo team went in with a bag of ballistics and now they're missing
Now alpha team need to find them and to bring them back
Good job we brought some sniffer dogs
Oh no we're being attacked
Crap they want to eat us
A tactical retreat into this mansion
Will prevent us all from landing up as meat
Now we can meet the team
Barry, Chris, Wesker, and Jill
Whos destiny's to fulfill a plethora of exceptional kills
It's best to be the best of the best in the business
Because there's resident undead and your head's on their hit list
Sick hominy grits
This zombie's a bitch
And he kinda looks like the ex head of Abercrombie and Fitch
We've lost communications
Contact the letting agent
This mansion's in urgent need of heavy renovation
Bits of lead are penetrating every wall i'm facing
I see through the heavy rain into Umbrella Corporation
They're creating a mutagenic agent named T-virus
I see, that explains the stage displays of Miley Cyrus
We mustn't let it spread and affect the rest of us
Nobody wants that
Except evidently Wesker does
He's treacherous
Messed with us
The complex is set to bust
We'd best get the bus
Before the blast combusts our flesh to dust
And I think of all the things that we've survived
So giving up has been out of conversation
My team and I fought through the blood loss
Chemical in your face and a shotgun
As you die
You'll see us ride away
Now rewind twenty four hours in time
So we can see what alpha team was sent into the deepest night to find
Bravo team left the chopper crash site
To get on with their proper pastime
Pretty much like last time
Let me introduce Rebecca Chambers
A chick who steps on trains
Regardless of whether she's in hecka danger
Seems she bought the wrong ticket
This could be a long trip
But where she's going, she's got a cell mate
A convict
Billy Coen
It's like con air but on rails
Smashing barriers like record day one sales
Strong gales fail to derail their aim from it's target
To unveil and excavate the fate of James Marcus
From train rides to strange tidings sane minds
Can take down an umbrella under daylight
From train rides to strange tidings sane minds
Can take down an umbrella under daylight
And I think of all the things that we've survived
So giving up has been out of conversation
My team and I fought through the blood loss
Chemical in your face and a shotgun
As you die
You'll see us ride away
Two months have passed after the blast
And from the debris zombies are free
Lucky we brung in a rookie from the police
Enter Leon S. Kennedy and Claire Redfield
A rare pair whose enemies will be left with heads peeled
This is not a nightmare, Claire, it's dead real
And the remedy's a red hot shot of lead
Pew!
This lady played along
Her name is Ada Wong
She came to take the G-virus
And her infiltration game is strong
But it's in the hands of an urchin called Sherry Birkin
Who's under threat of hurting from every enemy lurking
So it's time to make a break and face her great big dad
Take a train away to safety and escape the flaming lab
And I think of all the things that we've survived
So giving up has been out of conversation
My team and I fought through the blood loss
Chemical in your face and a shotgun
As you die
You'll see us ride away
Elsewhere in the hell of Raccoon City
Jill Valentine's back for a task that's not to pretty
She's here to prove the conspiracy regarding Umbrella
But it's too late, she needs to escape with Carlos Oliviera
They wrangle with foes and the most vicious of attacks
And untangle a plan to blow the city off the map
And whenever there's a terrorist
Better get off of the premises
Ever so quick
No menace is relentless as Nemesis is
God damn, this is hella cocked up
Where the hell's the helicopter?
Get a flare up in the air
A better fare just went and rocked up
Hop in
Who the hell's that hairy fellow dwelling in the cockpit
Now watch the bomb hit and demolish the metropolis
And I think of all the things that we've survived
So giving up has been out of conversation
My team and I fought through the blood loss
Chemical in your face and a shotgun
As you die
You'll see us ride away
Now after all the commotion
Leon was forwarded for a promotion
To withdraw the daughter of POTUS
From the claws of an occult cult over the ocean
At home in Europa
And I can only assume soon their bones will be broken
Hmm, that's strange
Now either we've played the wrong track
Or we may have got our facts wrong
And now Ada Wong's back
She's playing the game like ong-bak
On a recovery mission
To retrieve a plague
That'll leave you needing the recovery position
A vicious parasite know as Plaga
Used as a recruitment tool by Los Illuminados
Leon gets the virus like the toolbar on a crap browser
And at the same time he has to fight his mate Jack Krauser
On a secret island where they find a device
To defeat the virus like the most minor of lice
Until surprise surprise
A final violent fight
A tyrant dies
They ski and see the island's fiery demise
And I think of all the things that we've survived
So giving up has been out of conversation
My team and I fought through the blood loss
Chemical in your face and a shotgun
As you die
You'll see us ride away
Flash to Chris Redfield, five years after that
He met Sheva Alomar on dispatch to Africa
She went back to tackle disasters
That happened in the aftermath
Of Umbrella's dastardly plans
Sacrificial lambs
Tasked with apprehending
A man to prevent a bio-organic weapon
From hitting the black market and spreading
They head in ever deeper
This region's like hell
No surprise Wesker's scheming behind the scenes at Tricell
He and Excella are keen to accelerate the dissemination
Of a cellular agent with the aim of complete devastation
Chris and Sheva kill Excella
Deal with Wesker
Then escape in a helicopter
They couldn't have did it better
And I think of all the things that we've survived
So giving up has been out of conversation
My team and I fought through the blood loss
Chemical in your face and a shotgun
As you die
You'll see us ride away
Resident Evil six
Is an action-adventure third-person shooter video game
Developed and published by Capcom
That is all I wish to say about Resident Evil six at this point in time
Thank you
Far fetched but when you see the proof you can hardly doubt it
People acting animalistic
Cannibalistic
Bravo team went in with a bag of ballistics and now they're missing
Now alpha team need to find them and to bring them back
Good job we brought some sniffer dogs
Oh no we're being attacked
Crap they want to eat us
A tactical retreat into this mansion
Will prevent us all from landing up as meat
Now we can meet the team
Barry, Chris, Wesker, and Jill
Whos destiny's to fulfill a plethora of exceptional kills
It's best to be the best of the best in the business
Because there's resident undead and your head's on their hit list
Sick hominy grits
This zombie's a bitch
And he kinda looks like the ex head of Abercrombie and Fitch
We've lost communications
Contact the letting agent
This mansion's in urgent need of heavy renovation
Bits of lead are penetrating every wall i'm facing
I see through the heavy rain into Umbrella Corporation
They're creating a mutagenic agent named T-virus
I see, that explains the stage displays of Miley Cyrus
We mustn't let it spread and affect the rest of us
Nobody wants that
Except evidently Wesker does
He's treacherous
Messed with us
The complex is set to bust
We'd best get the bus
Before the blast combusts our flesh to dust
And I think of all the things that we've survived
So giving up has been out of conversation
My team and I fought through the blood loss
Chemical in your face and a shotgun
As you die
You'll see us ride away
Now rewind twenty four hours in time
So we can see what alpha team was sent into the deepest night to find
Bravo team left the chopper crash site
To get on with their proper pastime
Pretty much like last time
Let me introduce Rebecca Chambers
A chick who steps on trains
Regardless of whether she's in hecka danger
Seems she bought the wrong ticket
This could be a long trip
But where she's going, she's got a cell mate
A convict
Billy Coen
It's like con air but on rails
Smashing barriers like record day one sales
Strong gales fail to derail their aim from it's target
To unveil and excavate the fate of James Marcus
From train rides to strange tidings sane minds
Can take down an umbrella under daylight
From train rides to strange tidings sane minds
Can take down an umbrella under daylight
And I think of all the things that we've survived
So giving up has been out of conversation
My team and I fought through the blood loss
Chemical in your face and a shotgun
As you die
You'll see us ride away
Two months have passed after the blast
And from the debris zombies are free
Lucky we brung in a rookie from the police
Enter Leon S. Kennedy and Claire Redfield
A rare pair whose enemies will be left with heads peeled
This is not a nightmare, Claire, it's dead real
And the remedy's a red hot shot of lead
Pew!
This lady played along
Her name is Ada Wong
She came to take the G-virus
And her infiltration game is strong
But it's in the hands of an urchin called Sherry Birkin
Who's under threat of hurting from every enemy lurking
So it's time to make a break and face her great big dad
Take a train away to safety and escape the flaming lab
And I think of all the things that we've survived
So giving up has been out of conversation
My team and I fought through the blood loss
Chemical in your face and a shotgun
As you die
You'll see us ride away
Elsewhere in the hell of Raccoon City
Jill Valentine's back for a task that's not to pretty
She's here to prove the conspiracy regarding Umbrella
But it's too late, she needs to escape with Carlos Oliviera
They wrangle with foes and the most vicious of attacks
And untangle a plan to blow the city off the map
And whenever there's a terrorist
Better get off of the premises
Ever so quick
No menace is relentless as Nemesis is
God damn, this is hella cocked up
Where the hell's the helicopter?
Get a flare up in the air
A better fare just went and rocked up
Hop in
Who the hell's that hairy fellow dwelling in the cockpit
Now watch the bomb hit and demolish the metropolis
And I think of all the things that we've survived
So giving up has been out of conversation
My team and I fought through the blood loss
Chemical in your face and a shotgun
As you die
You'll see us ride away
Now after all the commotion
Leon was forwarded for a promotion
To withdraw the daughter of POTUS
From the claws of an occult cult over the ocean
At home in Europa
And I can only assume soon their bones will be broken
Hmm, that's strange
Now either we've played the wrong track
Or we may have got our facts wrong
And now Ada Wong's back
She's playing the game like ong-bak
On a recovery mission
To retrieve a plague
That'll leave you needing the recovery position
A vicious parasite know as Plaga
Used as a recruitment tool by Los Illuminados
Leon gets the virus like the toolbar on a crap browser
And at the same time he has to fight his mate Jack Krauser
On a secret island where they find a device
To defeat the virus like the most minor of lice
Until surprise surprise
A final violent fight
A tyrant dies
They ski and see the island's fiery demise
And I think of all the things that we've survived
So giving up has been out of conversation
My team and I fought through the blood loss
Chemical in your face and a shotgun
As you die
You'll see us ride away
Flash to Chris Redfield, five years after that
He met Sheva Alomar on dispatch to Africa
She went back to tackle disasters
That happened in the aftermath
Of Umbrella's dastardly plans
Sacrificial lambs
Tasked with apprehending
A man to prevent a bio-organic weapon
From hitting the black market and spreading
They head in ever deeper
This region's like hell
No surprise Wesker's scheming behind the scenes at Tricell
He and Excella are keen to accelerate the dissemination
Of a cellular agent with the aim of complete devastation
Chris and Sheva kill Excella
Deal with Wesker
Then escape in a helicopter
They couldn't have did it better
And I think of all the things that we've survived
So giving up has been out of conversation
My team and I fought through the blood loss
Chemical in your face and a shotgun
As you die
You'll see us ride away
Resident Evil six
Is an action-adventure third-person shooter video game
Developed and published by Capcom
That is all I wish to say about Resident Evil six at this point in time
Thank you
Dungeon Hunter lyrics - Dan Bull
It is a time without any hope
of murder and intrigue
dagger and cloak
savages roam through magic and smoke
And various other high fantasy tropes
There's a hero's job to be filled
Send your CV along to the guild
Perks include tons of loot
But the drawbacks are you'll probably be killed
No respite
from the death knight
He won't stop even at red lights
when it's way past his bedtime
He'll keep at it till he meets that deadline
The one where your death is a headline
he's a wrecker of men's minds
dissolve their soul like an enzyme
please prevent him from bringing the end times
Jump in (Jump in)
To the dungeon (Dungeon)
Hunting (Hunting)
For something (Something) Undead (Undead)
fighting (Fighting)
Surviving (Surviving)
Striking terror in the hearts of my foes
Till they die then I take what I find to my liking
I'm an Isometric adventurer
Raising your telephone's processor temperature
Trekking the bredth and the length of Valenthia
I'm not hiking for fun I was sent here
Raving, waving death incarnate
Draped and Garbed in a Justicar Arcplate
Partake in the chase for pay
'Til I make more change than a busty barmaid
Look at my loot and all my skills
You're not allowed to join my guild
Me and my pals, we're all quite thrilled
When we saw you were just another fool I'd killed
Hacking and Slashing you couldn't kill faster
That's why it's me and not you that's Guildmaster
You're as easy to hack as the password "Password"
You daft bastard
Jump in (Jump in)
To the dungeon (Dungeon)
Hunting (Hunting)
For something (Something) Undead (Undead)
fighting (Fighting)
Surviving (Surviving)
Striking terror in the hearts of my foes
Till they die then I take what I find to my liking
You plebs are living in fear
I'm living for legendary gear
Can't wait for the set to appear
I'm a trifle obsessed, is it weird?
I'm a little bit O.C.D.
No PC games, no TV
No distractions, no interruptions
Nobody better be phoning me
I'm in the zone, elite
And knowing me
I supposedly stole your seat
So go and tell your homies please
That I rode this beat like a noble steed
Throwing blows at your nose till your noses bleed
I've got rows of runestones for teeth
Saving the place from a plague
And then making sure I'm going home for tea
Jump in (Jump in)
To the dungeon (Dungeon)
Hunting (Hunting)
For something (Something) Undead (Undead)
fighting (Fighting)
Surviving (Surviving)
Striking terror in the hearts of my foes
Till they die then I take what I find to my liking
Jump in (Jump in)
To the dungeon (Dungeon)
Hunting (Hunting)
For something (Something) Undead (Undead)
fighting (Fighting)
Surviving (Surviving)
Striking terror in the hearts of my foes
Till they die then I take what I find to my liking
Darkest Souls lyrics - Dan Bull
The last log's on the bonfire
We should go on. Sire
Things have gone dire
Pray the church has got a strong spire
I'm not pious
Though I know the gods have one desire
To purify via shrines with a song of fire
Prepare to enter
A harmful world of embers
Of half remembered curses darker than the worst December
Forget your christmas card. Return to sender
We never light yule logs. We burn Dissenters
Hurt them and dismember
Any wretched urchin who is too determined to surrender
Curb their temper
Through the nerve endings to the nervous center
I swing a broadsword at a lord of cinder
And swipe left and right quick as if I'm bored of tinder
And all it takes is tinder to scorch a will of timber
The more you try to hide the stink the more it lingers
Like trauma, muscle memory and sores on fingers
It'll sting more than sitcking splinters in your sphincter
Mortal men prepare
For an awful winter where
There'll be more claret spilled
Than an awkward vintner's wares
You'll fall hard as if I've kicked you down a set of stairs into infinite despair
So enter if you dare
Chilled fingers each rely on a spark
To ignite the pyre
Summon fire from dark
Stoke the ash for embers
'Fore they pry them apart
Smoke rises
Tiger of mind and lion of heart
Chilled fingers each rely on a spark
To ignite the pyre
Summon fire from dark
Stoke the ash for embers
'Fore they pry them apart
Smoke rises
Tiger of mind and lion of heart
The land of lothric is gothic
Frothing with toxic
Hypnotic
Chaotic
Catastrophic stuff
And all you've got to stop it's what's in your pocket
Accurately calibrated
Rapping at a frantic pace
In language antiquated
Chanting pages of the dankest phrases
Chained dance with a dancer's graces
Yours is a damned disgrace
I balance chance and fate
With a straight stance and gait
Don't aggravate
I'll amputate and lacerate
Or strangulate 'till I decapitate
And your atoms evaporate
Emancipate your plasma form its cells
I'll incapacitate
And stab your face
'Till it's as see-through as a sheet of acetate
As a symbol of your sinful ways I hang you from a meat hook
I'm unkindled like they took away my ebook
Even the darkest souls
Are merely parts of a whole
Molten pieces cast in a mold
He who's dealing the cards never folds
Keep on the path to your goal
Unroll a scroll
And leave them charred into coal
Or dissolved into mulch in a hole
Out in the cold
And with the whole of your self full holes
Oh
How does he do that?
Always coming up with a new rap
At a speed that's truly too fast
While keeping it true to the boom bap
True that
I don't mean to brag
I'm just making up for what you lack
Pulling myself up by the bootstrap
Difficulty curves need a new graph
I cherish the chance
To perish, advance
Correcting errors and vanquish terrors
That dance in embers at camps
Ephemeral phantoms vanish as I replenish my flask
Remember the past
Then think ahead to the task, It's vast
Summon emebrs form ash
Slashing veritable path through the pantheon
The wrath of a champion
Chilled fingers each rely on a spark
To ignite the pyre
Summon fire from dark
Stoke the ash for embers
'Fore they pry them apart
Smoke rises
Tiger of mind and lion of heart
Chilled fingers each rely on a spark
To ignite the pyre
Summon fire from dark
Stoke the ash for embers
'Fore they pry them apart
Smoke rises
Tiger of mind and lion of heart
Ash...
We should go on. Sire
Things have gone dire
Pray the church has got a strong spire
I'm not pious
Though I know the gods have one desire
To purify via shrines with a song of fire
Prepare to enter
A harmful world of embers
Of half remembered curses darker than the worst December
Forget your christmas card. Return to sender
We never light yule logs. We burn Dissenters
Hurt them and dismember
Any wretched urchin who is too determined to surrender
Curb their temper
Through the nerve endings to the nervous center
I swing a broadsword at a lord of cinder
And swipe left and right quick as if I'm bored of tinder
And all it takes is tinder to scorch a will of timber
The more you try to hide the stink the more it lingers
Like trauma, muscle memory and sores on fingers
It'll sting more than sitcking splinters in your sphincter
Mortal men prepare
For an awful winter where
There'll be more claret spilled
Than an awkward vintner's wares
You'll fall hard as if I've kicked you down a set of stairs into infinite despair
So enter if you dare
Chilled fingers each rely on a spark
To ignite the pyre
Summon fire from dark
Stoke the ash for embers
'Fore they pry them apart
Smoke rises
Tiger of mind and lion of heart
Chilled fingers each rely on a spark
To ignite the pyre
Summon fire from dark
Stoke the ash for embers
'Fore they pry them apart
Smoke rises
Tiger of mind and lion of heart
The land of lothric is gothic
Frothing with toxic
Hypnotic
Chaotic
Catastrophic stuff
And all you've got to stop it's what's in your pocket
Accurately calibrated
Rapping at a frantic pace
In language antiquated
Chanting pages of the dankest phrases
Chained dance with a dancer's graces
Yours is a damned disgrace
I balance chance and fate
With a straight stance and gait
Don't aggravate
I'll amputate and lacerate
Or strangulate 'till I decapitate
And your atoms evaporate
Emancipate your plasma form its cells
I'll incapacitate
And stab your face
'Till it's as see-through as a sheet of acetate
As a symbol of your sinful ways I hang you from a meat hook
I'm unkindled like they took away my ebook
Even the darkest souls
Are merely parts of a whole
Molten pieces cast in a mold
He who's dealing the cards never folds
Keep on the path to your goal
Unroll a scroll
And leave them charred into coal
Or dissolved into mulch in a hole
Out in the cold
And with the whole of your self full holes
Oh
How does he do that?
Always coming up with a new rap
At a speed that's truly too fast
While keeping it true to the boom bap
True that
I don't mean to brag
I'm just making up for what you lack
Pulling myself up by the bootstrap
Difficulty curves need a new graph
I cherish the chance
To perish, advance
Correcting errors and vanquish terrors
That dance in embers at camps
Ephemeral phantoms vanish as I replenish my flask
Remember the past
Then think ahead to the task, It's vast
Summon emebrs form ash
Slashing veritable path through the pantheon
The wrath of a champion
Chilled fingers each rely on a spark
To ignite the pyre
Summon fire from dark
Stoke the ash for embers
'Fore they pry them apart
Smoke rises
Tiger of mind and lion of heart
Chilled fingers each rely on a spark
To ignite the pyre
Summon fire from dark
Stoke the ash for embers
'Fore they pry them apart
Smoke rises
Tiger of mind and lion of heart
Ash...
Hitman lyrics - Dan Bull
I am nobody
I am everybody
Heaven forbid that any killer could be better than me
You'll never see me
I'm chameleon
Premium
I could be bohemian or deviant
Or dressed up as a chef experimenting with deadly ingredients
My rope'll tighten up your vocal cords like breathing helium
I am not evil, I'm relieving you from tedium
With anesthesia that's really rather lethal than convenient
Keenly clinical
Cold, clean
He isn't a criminal
He's cleaning up the whole scene
Keep it minimal
Turn believers cynical
Certain that I will achieve my goal, reach the pinnacle
Be it difficult, formidable or physical
Every killing's critical
To a level that's spiritual
I stay subliminal
May as well be invisible
Never leave a shred of evidence, I'm not empirical
I am nobody
I am everybody
Don't remember when there was someone who ever loved me
I am nobody
Yet there's forty seven of me
Blend in like a true clone
End them and collect the money
I am nobody
I am everybody
Don't remember when there was someone who ever loved me
I am nobody
Yet there's forty seven of me
Blend in like a true clone
End them and collect the money
I have no relatives
Collateral or leverage to pressure with
So you'll never give a hemorrhage
My only blood ties round my neck with elegance
I'm educated in the etiquette of decadence
Any chemical elements are potentially venomous
Even adrenaline has benefits
And when it hits
I can taste the blood of Christ in the sacrifice
He made through the sacrament
To save us in the afterlife
Every soul is sacred so no one has to die
I just changed the pace of the roll when I cast the die
Fate, hear the pastor cry
You may be a mastermind
But if you're my prey then there's no chance you'll last the night
I am nobody
I am everybody
Don't remember when there was someone who ever loved me
I am nobody
Yet there's forty seven of me
Blend in like a true clone
End them and collect the money
I am nobody
I am everybody
Don't remember when there was someone who ever loved me
I am nobody
Yet there's forty seven of me
Blend in like a true clone
End them and collect the money
I am everybody
Heaven forbid that any killer could be better than me
You'll never see me
I'm chameleon
Premium
I could be bohemian or deviant
Or dressed up as a chef experimenting with deadly ingredients
My rope'll tighten up your vocal cords like breathing helium
I am not evil, I'm relieving you from tedium
With anesthesia that's really rather lethal than convenient
Keenly clinical
Cold, clean
He isn't a criminal
He's cleaning up the whole scene
Keep it minimal
Turn believers cynical
Certain that I will achieve my goal, reach the pinnacle
Be it difficult, formidable or physical
Every killing's critical
To a level that's spiritual
I stay subliminal
May as well be invisible
Never leave a shred of evidence, I'm not empirical
I am nobody
I am everybody
Don't remember when there was someone who ever loved me
I am nobody
Yet there's forty seven of me
Blend in like a true clone
End them and collect the money
I am nobody
I am everybody
Don't remember when there was someone who ever loved me
I am nobody
Yet there's forty seven of me
Blend in like a true clone
End them and collect the money
I have no relatives
Collateral or leverage to pressure with
So you'll never give a hemorrhage
My only blood ties round my neck with elegance
I'm educated in the etiquette of decadence
Any chemical elements are potentially venomous
Even adrenaline has benefits
And when it hits
I can taste the blood of Christ in the sacrifice
He made through the sacrament
To save us in the afterlife
Every soul is sacred so no one has to die
I just changed the pace of the roll when I cast the die
Fate, hear the pastor cry
You may be a mastermind
But if you're my prey then there's no chance you'll last the night
I am nobody
I am everybody
Don't remember when there was someone who ever loved me
I am nobody
Yet there's forty seven of me
Blend in like a true clone
End them and collect the money
I am nobody
I am everybody
Don't remember when there was someone who ever loved me
I am nobody
Yet there's forty seven of me
Blend in like a true clone
End them and collect the money
Battlefield 1 vs Call Of Duty Infinite Warfare Rap Battle (feat. iDubbbzTV) lyrics - Dan Bull
[Intro:]
Battlefield 1 versus Infinite Warfare
It's time to prove yourselves
In lyrical combat
Proceed
[Dan Bull as Battlefield:]
Oh
You made another game with space marines
What next, lightsabres and laser beams?
We're keeping it classic
Bogart
You're too busy romancing a robot
These trenches are dark
Stark
We're setting a benchmark
That sets us apart
You're set in your ways
We're setting alarms
If you dice with death
Then expect to get harmed
Our mixtape drops like mustard gas
Yours doesn't even cut the mustard
Pass
Bruv, you're going to get rushed and bashed
Crushed and thwacked
With clubs and bats
Dragged back to the bunker and slumped in a lump
Your days are numbered
Past
World War One killing further plans
You might have like Franz Ferdinand
What you got?
[iDubbbzTV as Call of Duty:]
Our game, it's called CoD
If you don't like it, you are odd
It is such a good game
That it comes with another game
[Dan Bull as Battlefield:]
You imitate
We intimidate
We're inundated with praise
Does it irritate?
You dream it
We been and did it, mate
We innovate
Move
You're in the way
We're infinitely bored
Of Infinity Ward
We saw your fans filing for a divorce
While infinite be poor
People instantly warm to this
It's indicative we're in for the awards
We predict that your income'll be falling
Like a wall
'Til it's infinitely small
See you impotently crawl
Like an infant, so be warned:
There's grown men crying at the incident report
We're indiscriminate
It is insignificant
If anyone is innocent
We're killing you
With implements and instruments
It's no coincidence
That we're considered infamous
[iDubbbzTV as Call of Duty:]
Your game's old
No one likes
Old stuff
Such as old bikes
With big wheels
They aren't good
Your game must be made of wood
[Dan Bull as Battlefield:]
We're killing on sight
Better hold on tight when I drop by
Godlike
I'm turning CoD to a bombsite
Plus I leave a tough guy tongue tied
Fighting frostbite
Blind in the foglight
It's not the size of the dog in the fight
It's the size of the fight in the dog in the dogfight
You're getting hit in on the chin
I'm sitting and sipping a gin
Give it a minute, you'll be giving in
When I'm giving a kicking and killing Infinity Ward
So ghastly and gory
Pro Patria Mori
I'm a flowing Wilfred Owen
Oh, and you've just been killed with a poem
A Seven Nation Army couldn't hold me back
[iDubbbzTV as Call of Duty:]
Your game sucks
Ours does not
Yours is cold
Ours is hot
Sigh, ok
I'll drop the act
Oh god, please stop
I don't wanna get sacked
Battlefield 1 versus Infinite Warfare
It's time to prove yourselves
In lyrical combat
Proceed
[Dan Bull as Battlefield:]
Oh
You made another game with space marines
What next, lightsabres and laser beams?
We're keeping it classic
Bogart
You're too busy romancing a robot
These trenches are dark
Stark
We're setting a benchmark
That sets us apart
You're set in your ways
We're setting alarms
If you dice with death
Then expect to get harmed
Our mixtape drops like mustard gas
Yours doesn't even cut the mustard
Pass
Bruv, you're going to get rushed and bashed
Crushed and thwacked
With clubs and bats
Dragged back to the bunker and slumped in a lump
Your days are numbered
Past
World War One killing further plans
You might have like Franz Ferdinand
What you got?
[iDubbbzTV as Call of Duty:]
Our game, it's called CoD
If you don't like it, you are odd
It is such a good game
That it comes with another game
[Dan Bull as Battlefield:]
You imitate
We intimidate
We're inundated with praise
Does it irritate?
You dream it
We been and did it, mate
We innovate
Move
You're in the way
We're infinitely bored
Of Infinity Ward
We saw your fans filing for a divorce
While infinite be poor
People instantly warm to this
It's indicative we're in for the awards
We predict that your income'll be falling
Like a wall
'Til it's infinitely small
See you impotently crawl
Like an infant, so be warned:
There's grown men crying at the incident report
We're indiscriminate
It is insignificant
If anyone is innocent
We're killing you
With implements and instruments
It's no coincidence
That we're considered infamous
[iDubbbzTV as Call of Duty:]
Your game's old
No one likes
Old stuff
Such as old bikes
With big wheels
They aren't good
Your game must be made of wood
[Dan Bull as Battlefield:]
We're killing on sight
Better hold on tight when I drop by
Godlike
I'm turning CoD to a bombsite
Plus I leave a tough guy tongue tied
Fighting frostbite
Blind in the foglight
It's not the size of the dog in the fight
It's the size of the fight in the dog in the dogfight
You're getting hit in on the chin
I'm sitting and sipping a gin
Give it a minute, you'll be giving in
When I'm giving a kicking and killing Infinity Ward
So ghastly and gory
Pro Patria Mori
I'm a flowing Wilfred Owen
Oh, and you've just been killed with a poem
A Seven Nation Army couldn't hold me back
[iDubbbzTV as Call of Duty:]
Your game sucks
Ours does not
Yours is cold
Ours is hot
Sigh, ok
I'll drop the act
Oh god, please stop
I don't wanna get sacked
For Honor Or For Honour lyrics - Dan Bull
Ah, do you know how heavy heavy metal is?
And are you aware of the relief that death I'll give,
Do you comprehend that you'll prepare for several year
Cunsecutively just for several seconds, where you'll get to live,
The devil revels in rebels in peril bearing witness,
For feral zealots spilling vessels while you beg forgiveness
All's fair in love and war, scorched air the oven doors ajar
You took a snort and smelt the charred corpse, blood and gore,
A sudden pause slow the flow like a southern drawl,
I'll cut you down until there's nothing standing, bugger all
No trees in your countryside it's something like an urban sprawl
I've got the wherewithal to usurp your rule for ever more!
Why did I do it, your honor?
For honor, your honor
When you're on a roll
You're going to do the things you sodding want to
And by the tear sliding down the cheek of the Madonna
You can steal my dignity
But still it lives in me for honor.
I've got a path to find and an axe to grind
Close combat mastermind, so pass the wine, love
That's the fine stuff, I don't want to be the last to find love.
That's the kind of fast life I live in a past life
Capsize the brig now the tides are in, baptized in it
And tied to mast of a pirate ship.
Find me the man that can fight like this
And I'll chastise him with a childlike flick
Of the wrist with a fistful of iron I guess
There's a finite risk in that I might miss.
But who cares on a night like this?
Swap a twilight tiff for a night night kiss,
Its my life and the highlight is
When I am sharpening my knife like my wits.
Why did I do it, your honor? [x3]
Why did I do it, your honor?
For honor, your honor
When you're on a roll
You're going to do the things you sodding want to
And by the tear sliding down the cheek of the Madonna
You can steal my dignity
But still it lives in me for honor!
[x3]
And are you aware of the relief that death I'll give,
Do you comprehend that you'll prepare for several year
Cunsecutively just for several seconds, where you'll get to live,
The devil revels in rebels in peril bearing witness,
For feral zealots spilling vessels while you beg forgiveness
All's fair in love and war, scorched air the oven doors ajar
You took a snort and smelt the charred corpse, blood and gore,
A sudden pause slow the flow like a southern drawl,
I'll cut you down until there's nothing standing, bugger all
No trees in your countryside it's something like an urban sprawl
I've got the wherewithal to usurp your rule for ever more!
Why did I do it, your honor?
For honor, your honor
When you're on a roll
You're going to do the things you sodding want to
And by the tear sliding down the cheek of the Madonna
You can steal my dignity
But still it lives in me for honor.
I've got a path to find and an axe to grind
Close combat mastermind, so pass the wine, love
That's the fine stuff, I don't want to be the last to find love.
That's the kind of fast life I live in a past life
Capsize the brig now the tides are in, baptized in it
And tied to mast of a pirate ship.
Find me the man that can fight like this
And I'll chastise him with a childlike flick
Of the wrist with a fistful of iron I guess
There's a finite risk in that I might miss.
But who cares on a night like this?
Swap a twilight tiff for a night night kiss,
Its my life and the highlight is
When I am sharpening my knife like my wits.
Why did I do it, your honor? [x3]
Why did I do it, your honor?
For honor, your honor
When you're on a roll
You're going to do the things you sodding want to
And by the tear sliding down the cheek of the Madonna
You can steal my dignity
But still it lives in me for honor!
[x3]
Wildlands (feat. Dan Bull) lyrics - Dan Bull
Ghosts
Ghosts
Ghosts
We are Passengers
We are Drivers
We are Travelers
We are Survivors
We are Hunters
We are Judges
Administer Justice Swift
Without grudges
Don't you know you’ve seen a ghost
Cause were supposed to be nobody
No relief
Under cover canopies we go beneath
Okeley dokeley
Shipping coca leaf overseas
Isn’t supposed to be so easy
So were blowing the boat into pieces
Jesus
A landslides just enough pebbles
To ruffle feathers
I stand by as the dust settles
A gunmetal nettle in a meadow full of buttercups
A shark fin cutting through a slew of rubber ducks
Pull up in a grubby truck
Covered in mud and muck
The stuff is shut up in a wooden hut
Motherfuck it up
A sudden rush of blood
A warm buzz, a blush
Rubbing a sore bloody raw with a scrubbing brush
Hush
Even if we must stand here for hours
A rush and a push
And the land that we stand on is ours
The Santa Blanca gangs a contraband extravaganza
We deliver packets to the planet like a phantom Santa
Stuffing our pockets with narcotics
You can’t stop it
Far from it
The harder you try, the larger is our profit
Our wallets are swollen up from the hard product
Bars solid
This is real crack music
Harmonic
We are Passengers
We are Drivers
We are Travelers
We are Survivors
We are Hunters
We are Judges
Administer Justice Swift
Without grudges
Freezing or blazing all seems to be the same up in here
Were all-terrain warriors razing reigns in Bolivia
Heartfelt alarm bells ring heavier than bar bells
Money m-m-multiplying like a fertilized cell
Cartel giving a hard sell to clientele
No "voulez-vous de la cocaine
S'il vous plait, madamoiselle?"
This is life or death, we do not require a locked cell
No one else is qualified, we're dealing with it ourselves
Dark realms, doubts
You can't help the cards dealt
But if you've a large mouth
You’re in the dog house
I've witnessed horrors upon the likes of which I shan't dwell
But hang around and you might well find out
The Wildlands is no climate for a mild man
But my old man said I should climb up as high as I can
You better be nice
Every time
When we're behind
Enemy lines
‘Cause otherwise
It'll be like
The time when Kennedy died
Sniping time
Deadly as cyanide
Your head in the firing line
Violent, dynamite your mind
You're dead as a trilobite
And by the by
I'm flying by to foil your vile plans
So try your hand, I am the trial of the Wildlands
We are Passengers
We are Drivers
We are Travelers
We are Survivors
We are Hunters
We are Judges
Administer Justice Swift
Without grudges
We are Passengers
We are Drivers
We are Travelers
We are Survivors
We are Hunters
We are Judges
Administer Justice Swift
Without grudges
Ghosts
Ghosts
Ghosts
Ghosts
Ghosts
Ghosts
We are Passengers
We are Drivers
We are Travelers
We are Survivors
We are Hunters
We are Judges
Administer Justice Swift
Without grudges
Don't you know you’ve seen a ghost
Cause were supposed to be nobody
No relief
Under cover canopies we go beneath
Okeley dokeley
Shipping coca leaf overseas
Isn’t supposed to be so easy
So were blowing the boat into pieces
Jesus
A landslides just enough pebbles
To ruffle feathers
I stand by as the dust settles
A gunmetal nettle in a meadow full of buttercups
A shark fin cutting through a slew of rubber ducks
Pull up in a grubby truck
Covered in mud and muck
The stuff is shut up in a wooden hut
Motherfuck it up
A sudden rush of blood
A warm buzz, a blush
Rubbing a sore bloody raw with a scrubbing brush
Hush
Even if we must stand here for hours
A rush and a push
And the land that we stand on is ours
The Santa Blanca gangs a contraband extravaganza
We deliver packets to the planet like a phantom Santa
Stuffing our pockets with narcotics
You can’t stop it
Far from it
The harder you try, the larger is our profit
Our wallets are swollen up from the hard product
Bars solid
This is real crack music
Harmonic
We are Passengers
We are Drivers
We are Travelers
We are Survivors
We are Hunters
We are Judges
Administer Justice Swift
Without grudges
Freezing or blazing all seems to be the same up in here
Were all-terrain warriors razing reigns in Bolivia
Heartfelt alarm bells ring heavier than bar bells
Money m-m-multiplying like a fertilized cell
Cartel giving a hard sell to clientele
No "voulez-vous de la cocaine
S'il vous plait, madamoiselle?"
This is life or death, we do not require a locked cell
No one else is qualified, we're dealing with it ourselves
Dark realms, doubts
You can't help the cards dealt
But if you've a large mouth
You’re in the dog house
I've witnessed horrors upon the likes of which I shan't dwell
But hang around and you might well find out
The Wildlands is no climate for a mild man
But my old man said I should climb up as high as I can
You better be nice
Every time
When we're behind
Enemy lines
‘Cause otherwise
It'll be like
The time when Kennedy died
Sniping time
Deadly as cyanide
Your head in the firing line
Violent, dynamite your mind
You're dead as a trilobite
And by the by
I'm flying by to foil your vile plans
So try your hand, I am the trial of the Wildlands
We are Passengers
We are Drivers
We are Travelers
We are Survivors
We are Hunters
We are Judges
Administer Justice Swift
Without grudges
We are Passengers
We are Drivers
We are Travelers
We are Survivors
We are Hunters
We are Judges
Administer Justice Swift
Without grudges
Ghosts
Ghosts
Ghosts
Ghosts
Overwatch (feat. Iain Mannix, Veela & Miracle Of Sound) lyrics - Dan Bull
Oh
Watch over me
While you choose
Who you're going to be
Oh
Watch over me
While you show
The globe what you're going to be
Ha
You're here for heroes
With no distraction
So don't wait, hit quick play
And get straight to the action
It's Bastion
Blasting baskets of bullets at factions
The turret look's back and in fashion
Reinhardt'll ride hard as a hammer on a stallion
Chivalry's alive but he's not asking if he can marry you
Valiant as Pharah, human jump jet
Harrier
Blasting a barrage with the power to sink galleons
Zarya singing an aria
Bringing a cannon
And flinging a barrier
Strong as a mountain
Benching a thousand pounds
So bound to be able to carry you
No matter whatever you are
It's rare that you're really as hard
As a gorilla in armour
We'll win in an instant
When Winston's bananas
Wince and witness Zenyatta send out an orb
Of harmony, destruction, or discord
Forged in the core of war, it's Torbjörn
Watch him erect a new form of dwarf porn
Here's a fun fact
Out in the outback Junkrat
Tick tock boomed and kaboomed
Like the kick on this drumtrack
Then when you reckon this rap's run amok
I pull a Roadhog
And drag you right back with the hook
Oh
Watch over me
While you choose
Who you're going to be
Oh
Watch over me
While you show
The globe what you're going to be
Reaper sweeps through the ether while death blossoms
Shadow step and spank
Leave you with a red bottom
McCree's peacekeeper seeks any head honcho
Put a bullet through their head
Like a head through a poncho
It's high noon
Better ride soon if we're to reach Korea
GG fever
See D.Va's mech wreak, wreck, then eject careers
Irrespective what a reflection's trajectory is
Symmetra projects Technicolor retinal tears and tears
If you're feeling hurty
Get a heal off Mercy
The Hippocratic pacifist
A fit bird, literally
We've heard music only makes existence richer
Lucio throws the switch
Tones and notes composing us a picture
We're all Soldier: 76
Except we'll never be ripped
American kids getting to grips
With intricate weapons as heavy as bricks
Tracer'll race in the place
At a pace that'll make you say you're seeing stuff
Blink and you'll miss her blink
Like your ping isn't in sync
Cheers luv
Oh
Watch over me
While you choose
Who you're going to be
Oh
Watch over me
While you show
The globe what you're going to be
Mei's the weather woman
Summon ice age and blizzards
Wither as you shiver in the bitter river
With a bit of couldn't give a whether you are triggered
And Widowmaker would have made a wicked woman in a Winnebago
Because her aim is homing in
From far away to wherever they go
Hanzo
The man bow
Samurai commando
Dragonstrike arrows
Still life like a Van Gogh
From Kyoto to Tokyo
Bringing mojo to the dojo
It's Genji chucking a hurricane of shuriken
Encouraging a low pose
You're ducking, looking like Quasimodo
No joke
I'm a showboat that throws blows
At so-so Joe blows when I no scope
Dead as dodos
Oh no
So watch over me
And decide who you're going to be
[2x]
Oh
Watch over me
While you choose
Who you're going to be
Oh
Watch over me
While you show
The globe what you're going to be
Watch over me
While you choose
Who you're going to be
Oh
Watch over me
While you show
The globe what you're going to be
Ha
You're here for heroes
With no distraction
So don't wait, hit quick play
And get straight to the action
It's Bastion
Blasting baskets of bullets at factions
The turret look's back and in fashion
Reinhardt'll ride hard as a hammer on a stallion
Chivalry's alive but he's not asking if he can marry you
Valiant as Pharah, human jump jet
Harrier
Blasting a barrage with the power to sink galleons
Zarya singing an aria
Bringing a cannon
And flinging a barrier
Strong as a mountain
Benching a thousand pounds
So bound to be able to carry you
No matter whatever you are
It's rare that you're really as hard
As a gorilla in armour
We'll win in an instant
When Winston's bananas
Wince and witness Zenyatta send out an orb
Of harmony, destruction, or discord
Forged in the core of war, it's Torbjörn
Watch him erect a new form of dwarf porn
Here's a fun fact
Out in the outback Junkrat
Tick tock boomed and kaboomed
Like the kick on this drumtrack
Then when you reckon this rap's run amok
I pull a Roadhog
And drag you right back with the hook
Oh
Watch over me
While you choose
Who you're going to be
Oh
Watch over me
While you show
The globe what you're going to be
Reaper sweeps through the ether while death blossoms
Shadow step and spank
Leave you with a red bottom
McCree's peacekeeper seeks any head honcho
Put a bullet through their head
Like a head through a poncho
It's high noon
Better ride soon if we're to reach Korea
GG fever
See D.Va's mech wreak, wreck, then eject careers
Irrespective what a reflection's trajectory is
Symmetra projects Technicolor retinal tears and tears
If you're feeling hurty
Get a heal off Mercy
The Hippocratic pacifist
A fit bird, literally
We've heard music only makes existence richer
Lucio throws the switch
Tones and notes composing us a picture
We're all Soldier: 76
Except we'll never be ripped
American kids getting to grips
With intricate weapons as heavy as bricks
Tracer'll race in the place
At a pace that'll make you say you're seeing stuff
Blink and you'll miss her blink
Like your ping isn't in sync
Cheers luv
Oh
Watch over me
While you choose
Who you're going to be
Oh
Watch over me
While you show
The globe what you're going to be
Mei's the weather woman
Summon ice age and blizzards
Wither as you shiver in the bitter river
With a bit of couldn't give a whether you are triggered
And Widowmaker would have made a wicked woman in a Winnebago
Because her aim is homing in
From far away to wherever they go
Hanzo
The man bow
Samurai commando
Dragonstrike arrows
Still life like a Van Gogh
From Kyoto to Tokyo
Bringing mojo to the dojo
It's Genji chucking a hurricane of shuriken
Encouraging a low pose
You're ducking, looking like Quasimodo
No joke
I'm a showboat that throws blows
At so-so Joe blows when I no scope
Dead as dodos
Oh no
So watch over me
And decide who you're going to be
[2x]
Oh
Watch over me
While you choose
Who you're going to be
Oh
Watch over me
While you show
The globe what you're going to be
The Bestiary (Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Rap) lyrics - Dan Bull
I'm Geralt of Rivia
Could I be pithier
While ripping through the fibulas and tibias of idiots?
There isn't a living thing I couldn't kill at all
Kill them all with a silver sword
No wonder Vizima built that wall
Whether Golem, Vodnick, Godling, Foglet, Doppler, Cockatrice, Dog, or Botchling
Warg or Chort or Forktail
You all fail
Ghouls and wolves
I pull a Werewolf by his tail
Drown the Devil by the Well
Burn the Dragon of Fyresdal
Wild white wolves and Wyverns fight Cyclops and Sirens
Nightwraiths, Hybrids and Hyms and Ice Giants
Seems these beasts are very keen to be seen in the bestiary
Venomous, more than a bee sting
Know what I mean Emreis?
Half swordplay
Slay my way through the bestiary
Half wordplay
Phrases painting your obituary
Half swordplay
Slay my way through the bestiary
Half wordplay
Phrases painting your obituary
For monsters I use a steel will and silver sword, done
And for man I use a steel sword and a silver tongue
I'm built hard to deal with Nilfgaard
I'm real scarred
And I will kill even when I spar with guards
But it's the children of the wilderness I'm skilled with killing
When I'm not chilling
Getting my fill of different women
Well, I have it out with Alghouls and Howlers
Gargoyles and Drowners
Nithral, Trolls, Hounds, D'ao, Salma, Devourers
Lamias, Harpies, Sarastis and Rotfiends and Ogres and Crones
Hurting Kernun, Beserkers, Shriekers, Beasts and Ghosts
Nekker, Necrophage, Specter, Pesta, Pest or Penitent
Relict, Imp, Bear or Djinn, Therazane or Eredin
Elementa, Leshen, Endregas and Ekimmaras
While I meditate and wait, you'll never see tomorrow
Plague Maidens and Wraiths, Graveirs, and Grave Hags
Cave Trolls, White Ladies and Wham-A-Whams
Water Hag, Morvuud, Tangleores and Ekhidnas
Pull apart Mourntarts, Shriekers, Fiends and Mucknixers
Imlerith, Ifrits, Spirits, and Speartips and Griffins
From Katakan to Basilisk and frickin' itchy Midges
Imagine Guybrush Threepwood meets Clint Eastwood
I wish a beast would
It'd be ploughing reet good
Half swordplay
Slay my way through the bestiary
Half wordplay
Phrases painting your obituary
Half swordplay
Slay my way through the bestiary
Half wordplay
Phrases painting your obituary
For monsters I use a steel will and silver sword, done
And for man I use a steel sword and a silver tongue
Could I be pithier
While ripping through the fibulas and tibias of idiots?
There isn't a living thing I couldn't kill at all
Kill them all with a silver sword
No wonder Vizima built that wall
Whether Golem, Vodnick, Godling, Foglet, Doppler, Cockatrice, Dog, or Botchling
Warg or Chort or Forktail
You all fail
Ghouls and wolves
I pull a Werewolf by his tail
Drown the Devil by the Well
Burn the Dragon of Fyresdal
Wild white wolves and Wyverns fight Cyclops and Sirens
Nightwraiths, Hybrids and Hyms and Ice Giants
Seems these beasts are very keen to be seen in the bestiary
Venomous, more than a bee sting
Know what I mean Emreis?
Half swordplay
Slay my way through the bestiary
Half wordplay
Phrases painting your obituary
Half swordplay
Slay my way through the bestiary
Half wordplay
Phrases painting your obituary
For monsters I use a steel will and silver sword, done
And for man I use a steel sword and a silver tongue
I'm built hard to deal with Nilfgaard
I'm real scarred
And I will kill even when I spar with guards
But it's the children of the wilderness I'm skilled with killing
When I'm not chilling
Getting my fill of different women
Well, I have it out with Alghouls and Howlers
Gargoyles and Drowners
Nithral, Trolls, Hounds, D'ao, Salma, Devourers
Lamias, Harpies, Sarastis and Rotfiends and Ogres and Crones
Hurting Kernun, Beserkers, Shriekers, Beasts and Ghosts
Nekker, Necrophage, Specter, Pesta, Pest or Penitent
Relict, Imp, Bear or Djinn, Therazane or Eredin
Elementa, Leshen, Endregas and Ekimmaras
While I meditate and wait, you'll never see tomorrow
Plague Maidens and Wraiths, Graveirs, and Grave Hags
Cave Trolls, White Ladies and Wham-A-Whams
Water Hag, Morvuud, Tangleores and Ekhidnas
Pull apart Mourntarts, Shriekers, Fiends and Mucknixers
Imlerith, Ifrits, Spirits, and Speartips and Griffins
From Katakan to Basilisk and frickin' itchy Midges
Imagine Guybrush Threepwood meets Clint Eastwood
I wish a beast would
It'd be ploughing reet good
Half swordplay
Slay my way through the bestiary
Half wordplay
Phrases painting your obituary
Half swordplay
Slay my way through the bestiary
Half wordplay
Phrases painting your obituary
For monsters I use a steel will and silver sword, done
And for man I use a steel sword and a silver tongue
Battleborn lyrics - Dan Bull
What's Dan Bull doing?
Why ain't he rapping?
Cause I feel like it
Deal with it, bitch
I was born in the battle, in the battle was born
And now I've come just to rattle your bones
I was born in the battle, in the battle was born
And now I've come back just to rattle your bones
Let's go grab the
Grab the, cattle by the horns
Roll like a stone, like a stone
You motherfuckers feel the fat fuzzy humbuckers
Drums pump you full of dumdums
You're dumbstruck
Flashing you out when we bunch up and bum rush
Swinging guns at you like they're fricking nunchucks
We're crude, lewd and rude
We leave you nude
In a puddle of blood
It's enough to make your mum blush
You've got a big gun?
Well I've got a bigger one
If you want to live another minute brother, better run
We could have been anything that we wanted to be
But all we wanted to be was this predominantly
Do nothing moderately
So don't be bothering me
Cause currently I'm swallowing a bottle of beam
Born in the battle, in the battle was born
And now I've come back just to rattle your bones
I was born in the battle, in the battle was born
And now I've come back just to rattle your bones
Let's go, grab the
Grab the cattle by the horns
Roll like a stone, like a stone
Five fives is twenty five
That's twenty five motherfuckers want you dead or alive
Twenty five fives is a hundred twenty five
But a hundred twenty fives is two thousand five hundred
I'm in the place
Bombing the base
Running up with a gun in your face
Let me cut to the chase
I come at a pace
Similar to somebody running a race
Nothing'd faze me
My aim's keen
With a laser beam
To cut a long story short I'm crazy
I was born in the battle, in the battle was born
And now I've come back just to rattle your bones
I was born in the battle, in the battle was born
And now I've come back just to rattle your bones
Let's go, grab the
Grab the cattle by the horns
Roll like a stone, like a stone
Why ain't he rapping?
Cause I feel like it
Deal with it, bitch
I was born in the battle, in the battle was born
And now I've come just to rattle your bones
I was born in the battle, in the battle was born
And now I've come back just to rattle your bones
Let's go grab the
Grab the, cattle by the horns
Roll like a stone, like a stone
You motherfuckers feel the fat fuzzy humbuckers
Drums pump you full of dumdums
You're dumbstruck
Flashing you out when we bunch up and bum rush
Swinging guns at you like they're fricking nunchucks
We're crude, lewd and rude
We leave you nude
In a puddle of blood
It's enough to make your mum blush
You've got a big gun?
Well I've got a bigger one
If you want to live another minute brother, better run
We could have been anything that we wanted to be
But all we wanted to be was this predominantly
Do nothing moderately
So don't be bothering me
Cause currently I'm swallowing a bottle of beam
Born in the battle, in the battle was born
And now I've come back just to rattle your bones
I was born in the battle, in the battle was born
And now I've come back just to rattle your bones
Let's go, grab the
Grab the cattle by the horns
Roll like a stone, like a stone
Five fives is twenty five
That's twenty five motherfuckers want you dead or alive
Twenty five fives is a hundred twenty five
But a hundred twenty fives is two thousand five hundred
I'm in the place
Bombing the base
Running up with a gun in your face
Let me cut to the chase
I come at a pace
Similar to somebody running a race
Nothing'd faze me
My aim's keen
With a laser beam
To cut a long story short I'm crazy
I was born in the battle, in the battle was born
And now I've come back just to rattle your bones
I was born in the battle, in the battle was born
And now I've come back just to rattle your bones
Let's go, grab the
Grab the cattle by the horns
Roll like a stone, like a stone
In No Man's Sky lyrics - Dan Bull
Of all the gin joints
In all the towns
In all the world
In all the galaxies
You had to be
The one into which I've been hurled
In the distance one little man
Sits on the fringe of a wondrous expanse
Physics, math, leave nothing to chance
Binary beats make numbers dance
On a map as vast as our lack of understanding
Of even the spot you stand in
Avast, nail your map to the mast
Pieces of 8-bit data drift past
Digits and data drifting in space
Just sit and wait to be diligently saved
In the Atlas and graphed
And collated in ways
Not even N.A.S.A could track
Im Charles Darwin as he lands at the Galapagos
Encountering a thousand-pound
And winged Dog-billed Platypus
Explore
Fight
Trade
Survive
Explore
Fight
Trade
Survive
In No Man's Sky
Climb in your seat
Close the window and fly
Rise up now
Go and find
Why life thrives
Look low and high
Leave behind a gleaming line
Of notes and signs
Keep your enemies close
See foes and fight
For your life
Until you're home and dry
Avert your eyes
From solar glowing lamp lights
Who knew paradise would be so damn bright?
Bright, bright
Iridescent
Opalescent
So pleasant
I'm getting a bit tumescent
Free fall
Three, Four
Kilometres to the floor
Wee, Phwoar!
Me, I'm enthralled
With all of the flora
Fauna before me
I thought I'd fall on a flaw
Forced to the fore
Fallen and forlorn
Forever more
What a terrible thought to be fought
Before terraforming, exploring
Forage through foreign forms
Forest, Fawn
Flower and thorn
I've found and filed a thousand kinds
And now I'll find a thousand more
I didn't
Forget them
They're hidden
Fluorescent
Forbidden
Effervescent
I'm getting a bit tumescent
If I am fortunate enough
To find a formula for all the stuff
The sky will fall from up above
I'm flying for the love
For the love
For the love, for the love
For the love
For the love, For the love
Explore
Fight
Trade
Survive
Explore
Fight
Trade
Survive
In No Man's Sky
Climb in your seat
Close the window and fly
Rise up now
Go and find
Why life thrives
Look low and high
Leave behind a gleaming line
Of notes and signs
Keep your enemies close
See foes and fight
For your life
Until you're home and dry
Avert your eyes
From solar glowing lamp lights
Who knew paradise would be so damn bright?
For the love
For the love, for the love
For the love
For the love, for the love
Wherever we've been we leave pollution
We need a clean solution
No matter whatever you believe in, you should
See through to the conclusion
Human beings are being a nuisance
An abusive stream of evolution
Views that seem to disagree
Are surely leading you to ruin
Through and through
We need to do away with the delusion
That the universe is merely here for amusement
Hear the music
It's a mutagen
To neuter men's illusion
Every creature's doomed
For use through what we do to them
Cease taking previous mistakes
And reproducing them
Let's clean the slate
Wipe the canvas
And make the painting beautious again
In No Man's Sky
Climb in your seat
Close the window and fly
Rise up now
Go and find
Why life thrives
Look low and high
Leave behind a gleaming line
Of notes and signs
Keep your enemies close
See foes and fight
For your life
Until you're home and dry
Avert your eyes
From solar glowing lamp lights
Who knew paradise would be so damn bright?
In all the towns
In all the world
In all the galaxies
You had to be
The one into which I've been hurled
In the distance one little man
Sits on the fringe of a wondrous expanse
Physics, math, leave nothing to chance
Binary beats make numbers dance
On a map as vast as our lack of understanding
Of even the spot you stand in
Avast, nail your map to the mast
Pieces of 8-bit data drift past
Digits and data drifting in space
Just sit and wait to be diligently saved
In the Atlas and graphed
And collated in ways
Not even N.A.S.A could track
Im Charles Darwin as he lands at the Galapagos
Encountering a thousand-pound
And winged Dog-billed Platypus
Explore
Fight
Trade
Survive
Explore
Fight
Trade
Survive
In No Man's Sky
Climb in your seat
Close the window and fly
Rise up now
Go and find
Why life thrives
Look low and high
Leave behind a gleaming line
Of notes and signs
Keep your enemies close
See foes and fight
For your life
Until you're home and dry
Avert your eyes
From solar glowing lamp lights
Who knew paradise would be so damn bright?
Bright, bright
Iridescent
Opalescent
So pleasant
I'm getting a bit tumescent
Free fall
Three, Four
Kilometres to the floor
Wee, Phwoar!
Me, I'm enthralled
With all of the flora
Fauna before me
I thought I'd fall on a flaw
Forced to the fore
Fallen and forlorn
Forever more
What a terrible thought to be fought
Before terraforming, exploring
Forage through foreign forms
Forest, Fawn
Flower and thorn
I've found and filed a thousand kinds
And now I'll find a thousand more
I didn't
Forget them
They're hidden
Fluorescent
Forbidden
Effervescent
I'm getting a bit tumescent
If I am fortunate enough
To find a formula for all the stuff
The sky will fall from up above
I'm flying for the love
For the love
For the love, for the love
For the love
For the love, For the love
Explore
Fight
Trade
Survive
Explore
Fight
Trade
Survive
In No Man's Sky
Climb in your seat
Close the window and fly
Rise up now
Go and find
Why life thrives
Look low and high
Leave behind a gleaming line
Of notes and signs
Keep your enemies close
See foes and fight
For your life
Until you're home and dry
Avert your eyes
From solar glowing lamp lights
Who knew paradise would be so damn bright?
For the love
For the love, for the love
For the love
For the love, for the love
Wherever we've been we leave pollution
We need a clean solution
No matter whatever you believe in, you should
See through to the conclusion
Human beings are being a nuisance
An abusive stream of evolution
Views that seem to disagree
Are surely leading you to ruin
Through and through
We need to do away with the delusion
That the universe is merely here for amusement
Hear the music
It's a mutagen
To neuter men's illusion
Every creature's doomed
For use through what we do to them
Cease taking previous mistakes
And reproducing them
Let's clean the slate
Wipe the canvas
And make the painting beautious again
In No Man's Sky
Climb in your seat
Close the window and fly
Rise up now
Go and find
Why life thrives
Look low and high
Leave behind a gleaming line
Of notes and signs
Keep your enemies close
See foes and fight
For your life
Until you're home and dry
Avert your eyes
From solar glowing lamp lights
Who knew paradise would be so damn bright?
Praxis Makes Perfect (Deus Ex: Mankind Divided Rap) lyrics - Dan Bull
[Intro:]
Since the aug-incident
All the naturals have been more insolent
So bring your instruments
Let's make this shindig a bit more intimate
[Hook x2:]
Ask Icarus, the gods are sick of us
Making a new rib from dust
The lord made man in his own image
And this visage isn't really how he pictured us
Stars shine over the apartheid of our time
I can't lie, each side's only half right
Every atom has a half-life
Every Adam has a dark side
Damn what happened last night?
[Verse 1:]
In every nation segregation is the expectation
Jensen's an agent sent to center stage to change the station
Man's machinations demand moderation
Masses need emancipation and liberation
Morality's in need of mediation
Answers to what's improvement and what's mutilation
We don't need to wait for mutation
We took over from god with our body modification
Is it folly to play Daedelus? Is it dangerous
To aim for the place where angel is?
[Hook x2:]
Ask Icarus, the gods are sick of us
Making a new rib from dust
The lord made man in his own image
And this visage isn't really how he pictured us
Stars shine over the apartheid of our time
I can't lie, each side's only half right
Every atom has a half-life
Every Adam has a dark side
Damn what happened last night?
[Verse 2:]
I am a bit fraxious, ramming in praxis kits 'till I react anaphylaxis
I cannot relax since coming back from the blackness
Snapping your back as if I'm snapping a matchstick
I'm a black hat hacker with a fat chip
Sat on my shoulder revolving the ratchet, holding a hatchet
Losing hold of control 'til I'm batshit
Am I a man or just a the soul in a gadget?
I sit and think when I go to the latrine:
When I die am I ghost in the machine?
Is there a code between a hope and a dream?
If not for the Neuropozyne, I'm sober and clean
Sneeking around halls and I'm peeking around corners
Thinking about bringing about peace, law and order
Reform the law, before there's deep disorder in the streets
'cause I don't really want to be the enforcer
But I will if I'm made to, so stay in check
Ideas are contagious, they infect
So mind what you say and who it may affect
If life is a game then it's Deus Ex
[Hook x2:]
Ask Icarus, the gods are sick of us
Making a new rib from dust
The lord made man in his own image
And this visage isn't really how he pictured us
Stars shine over the apartheid of our time
I can't lie, each side's only half right
Every atom has a half-life
Every Adam has a dark side
Damn what happened last night?
Since the aug-incident
All the naturals have been more insolent
So bring your instruments
Let's make this shindig a bit more intimate
[Hook x2:]
Ask Icarus, the gods are sick of us
Making a new rib from dust
The lord made man in his own image
And this visage isn't really how he pictured us
Stars shine over the apartheid of our time
I can't lie, each side's only half right
Every atom has a half-life
Every Adam has a dark side
Damn what happened last night?
[Verse 1:]
In every nation segregation is the expectation
Jensen's an agent sent to center stage to change the station
Man's machinations demand moderation
Masses need emancipation and liberation
Morality's in need of mediation
Answers to what's improvement and what's mutilation
We don't need to wait for mutation
We took over from god with our body modification
Is it folly to play Daedelus? Is it dangerous
To aim for the place where angel is?
[Hook x2:]
Ask Icarus, the gods are sick of us
Making a new rib from dust
The lord made man in his own image
And this visage isn't really how he pictured us
Stars shine over the apartheid of our time
I can't lie, each side's only half right
Every atom has a half-life
Every Adam has a dark side
Damn what happened last night?
[Verse 2:]
I am a bit fraxious, ramming in praxis kits 'till I react anaphylaxis
I cannot relax since coming back from the blackness
Snapping your back as if I'm snapping a matchstick
I'm a black hat hacker with a fat chip
Sat on my shoulder revolving the ratchet, holding a hatchet
Losing hold of control 'til I'm batshit
Am I a man or just a the soul in a gadget?
I sit and think when I go to the latrine:
When I die am I ghost in the machine?
Is there a code between a hope and a dream?
If not for the Neuropozyne, I'm sober and clean
Sneeking around halls and I'm peeking around corners
Thinking about bringing about peace, law and order
Reform the law, before there's deep disorder in the streets
'cause I don't really want to be the enforcer
But I will if I'm made to, so stay in check
Ideas are contagious, they infect
So mind what you say and who it may affect
If life is a game then it's Deus Ex
[Hook x2:]
Ask Icarus, the gods are sick of us
Making a new rib from dust
The lord made man in his own image
And this visage isn't really how he pictured us
Stars shine over the apartheid of our time
I can't lie, each side's only half right
Every atom has a half-life
Every Adam has a dark side
Damn what happened last night?
Rugbuggery lyrics - Dan Bull
Hello, it's Dan Bull
Some of you know this already but a while ago I was diagnosed with quite a severe allergy to Broccoli
But uh, quite a bit of time has passed since then and I might have developed an immunity
Let's find out
That's all right
They call me Douglby
I tackle issues like ruggleby
A blend of gentlemanliness and thuggery
I'll glass you, with some very expensive bubbly
Bloody luxury
Bone cutlery protrudes from your wounds
Buggery
Ooh, a scrummage
Lovely jubbly
A useful excuse to induce you to cuddle me
The two teams squeeze together quite snugly
Rummaging and fumbling with undiscovered subtlety
Beneath the scrummaging we're being all couply
I'm roughly as politically correct as little Huckleberry Finn
Using epithets no longer customary
I'll get with your ex then apply for custody
Of your little buggers then we'll bugger of to Tuscany
I'm in your cufflinks and tux living comfortably
Bloody luxury
Being you? Sucks to be
Whether you rap
Whether you rock
Or whether you roll
I insist that you relinquish all control
We're playing rugby and the ball's your soul
So pass it back to Douglby and we'll all go home
Rap's raconteur, back on tour
I'll blap a crap reviewer
Sacre bleu, heh
That's one fewer wrongdoer
I'm long due an apology
And I want you to give one to me
If you ever listened to a rapper and it wasn't me
I'll pull off my tracky bottoms and give you a tracheotomy
I'll leave you looking like a child eating broccoli
Ticking you off, saying "chew your food properly"
I operate a strict sick lyrics only policy
So originality's a pretty big priority
I lyrically precede the Iliad and Odyssey
They found my lyric pad within a Celtic monastery
Follow Gilgamesh's genaeology through Ptolemy
Anyone of quality, they probably just copied me
So are my sonnets prophecy or an anomaly?
A little bit of column A, a bit of column B
Whether you rap
Whether you rock
Or whether you roll
I insist that you relinquish all control
We're playing rugby and the ball's your soul
So pass it back to Douglby and we'll all go home
Some of you know this already but a while ago I was diagnosed with quite a severe allergy to Broccoli
But uh, quite a bit of time has passed since then and I might have developed an immunity
Let's find out
That's all right
They call me Douglby
I tackle issues like ruggleby
A blend of gentlemanliness and thuggery
I'll glass you, with some very expensive bubbly
Bloody luxury
Bone cutlery protrudes from your wounds
Buggery
Ooh, a scrummage
Lovely jubbly
A useful excuse to induce you to cuddle me
The two teams squeeze together quite snugly
Rummaging and fumbling with undiscovered subtlety
Beneath the scrummaging we're being all couply
I'm roughly as politically correct as little Huckleberry Finn
Using epithets no longer customary
I'll get with your ex then apply for custody
Of your little buggers then we'll bugger of to Tuscany
I'm in your cufflinks and tux living comfortably
Bloody luxury
Being you? Sucks to be
Whether you rap
Whether you rock
Or whether you roll
I insist that you relinquish all control
We're playing rugby and the ball's your soul
So pass it back to Douglby and we'll all go home
Rap's raconteur, back on tour
I'll blap a crap reviewer
Sacre bleu, heh
That's one fewer wrongdoer
I'm long due an apology
And I want you to give one to me
If you ever listened to a rapper and it wasn't me
I'll pull off my tracky bottoms and give you a tracheotomy
I'll leave you looking like a child eating broccoli
Ticking you off, saying "chew your food properly"
I operate a strict sick lyrics only policy
So originality's a pretty big priority
I lyrically precede the Iliad and Odyssey
They found my lyric pad within a Celtic monastery
Follow Gilgamesh's genaeology through Ptolemy
Anyone of quality, they probably just copied me
So are my sonnets prophecy or an anomaly?
A little bit of column A, a bit of column B
Whether you rap
Whether you rock
Or whether you roll
I insist that you relinquish all control
We're playing rugby and the ball's your soul
So pass it back to Douglby and we'll all go home
British Teeth lyrics - Dan Bull
I'm flossing
Open wide
You may feel a small amount of discomfort
As I sink my teeth, into this issue
Fucking let's go!
Oi. I was a jolly good child
But never had a Hollywood smile
I probably should be bothered but I'm not
'Cause my gob is just part of my ebullient style
Charmingly funny and vile
Like Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle
Met a woman, it was good for a while
Then I grinned and had her running a mile
Ugh... look at all that spit
I've got a mouth like a Sarlacc Pit
I look a bit like I was kicked to the kerb
And my teeth took it worse than the Tarmac I bit
I'm a little bit Ricky Gervais
If he was hit with a brick in the face
Dirty cunt
Perverted version of Kirsten Dunst
But worse in person 'cause of a certain oniony pungence
Line up girls, who's first in front?
Got a tongue like a Persian rug
Fuck mouthwash, pass the detergent *glug*
This is urgent look, get a surgeon booked
Who can work with the curtains shut
Too squeamish to floss, bleeding is gross
So please just leave me to rot
'Cause believe it or not
I really am reasonably pleased with the teeth that I've got
Don't give a fuck whether you're a fan of mine
Stop... Arm & Hammer time
You're jelly of my British teeth
I'm a vicious beast
If you do not like my music
Then it's obvious that you are just too jelly of my British teeth
I'm a vicious beast, I'm a vicious beast
I'm a vicious beast, I'm a vicious beast with British teeth
Got them whitened, I might get them straightened
But I kind of like to frighten the states with them
And would Amy Winehouse
Have sounded the same without the wide mouth?
And the same applies to Shane MacGowan
John Lydon, Clint Howard
Think "Lemmy meets Steve Buscemi"
I can already see your semi
See you're jelly of my British teeth aplenty
See your envy
I'm the MVP of dentistry on the NHS
My teeth are sexy
I bring the Aquafreshest raps
Grinning like a Cheshire Cat
Fuck your feckless standards of beauty
You can shut your precious mouth
My dentist was the gentlest
She never did a thing that was senseless
She sensibly selected medical consensus over aesthetic pretenses
Regarding hygiene my teeth are quite clean
But far from the whitest I've seen
They used to be white, now they're yellowing
Maturing like Cheddar and mellowing
Developing into better things
They're getting ever more menacing
Snapping like a terrapin
When I'm dead, I'll be outlived by my skeleton
You're just jelly of my British teeth
I'm a vicious beast
If you do not like my music
Then it's obvious that you are just too jelly of my British teeth
I'm a vicious beast, I'm a vicious beast
I'm a vicious beast, I'm a vicious beast with British teeth
Open wide
You may feel a small amount of discomfort
As I sink my teeth, into this issue
Fucking let's go!
Oi. I was a jolly good child
But never had a Hollywood smile
I probably should be bothered but I'm not
'Cause my gob is just part of my ebullient style
Charmingly funny and vile
Like Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle
Met a woman, it was good for a while
Then I grinned and had her running a mile
Ugh... look at all that spit
I've got a mouth like a Sarlacc Pit
I look a bit like I was kicked to the kerb
And my teeth took it worse than the Tarmac I bit
I'm a little bit Ricky Gervais
If he was hit with a brick in the face
Dirty cunt
Perverted version of Kirsten Dunst
But worse in person 'cause of a certain oniony pungence
Line up girls, who's first in front?
Got a tongue like a Persian rug
Fuck mouthwash, pass the detergent *glug*
This is urgent look, get a surgeon booked
Who can work with the curtains shut
Too squeamish to floss, bleeding is gross
So please just leave me to rot
'Cause believe it or not
I really am reasonably pleased with the teeth that I've got
Don't give a fuck whether you're a fan of mine
Stop... Arm & Hammer time
You're jelly of my British teeth
I'm a vicious beast
If you do not like my music
Then it's obvious that you are just too jelly of my British teeth
I'm a vicious beast, I'm a vicious beast
I'm a vicious beast, I'm a vicious beast with British teeth
Got them whitened, I might get them straightened
But I kind of like to frighten the states with them
And would Amy Winehouse
Have sounded the same without the wide mouth?
And the same applies to Shane MacGowan
John Lydon, Clint Howard
Think "Lemmy meets Steve Buscemi"
I can already see your semi
See you're jelly of my British teeth aplenty
See your envy
I'm the MVP of dentistry on the NHS
My teeth are sexy
I bring the Aquafreshest raps
Grinning like a Cheshire Cat
Fuck your feckless standards of beauty
You can shut your precious mouth
My dentist was the gentlest
She never did a thing that was senseless
She sensibly selected medical consensus over aesthetic pretenses
Regarding hygiene my teeth are quite clean
But far from the whitest I've seen
They used to be white, now they're yellowing
Maturing like Cheddar and mellowing
Developing into better things
They're getting ever more menacing
Snapping like a terrapin
When I'm dead, I'll be outlived by my skeleton
You're just jelly of my British teeth
I'm a vicious beast
If you do not like my music
Then it's obvious that you are just too jelly of my British teeth
I'm a vicious beast, I'm a vicious beast
I'm a vicious beast, I'm a vicious beast with British teeth
Sellout lyrics - Dan Bull
In year 7 at school I remember that all I aimed to be
Was a professional rapper, gamer or comedian
Well guess what, mate? Today I'm all three of them
And we're saving up for payments to replace my faulty eardrums
I aspired to be "Eminem meets Monty Python"
With enough cash stockpiled to live my life on
And now I'm getting there I tell myself: "nice one"
While trolls send descriptions of the illness I should die from
Hello, is anybody home? Turn the lights on
Why do you think that you can tell me what to do in my song?
Don't construct a moral code that you expect me to adhere to
You're a mere shrew in a field of views
So I can't even hear you
Your opinion doesn't mean a thing to me
If I'd have listened to it, I wouldn't be in this industry
Wouldn't have made the friends I share a passion with
Travel with, make videos and have a stack of fun just rapping with
To make a living playing games? Hell yeah!
To make a living saying things? Hell yeah!
To start my day by writing rhymes? Hell yeah!
To never work a 9 to 5? Hell yeah!
To be my own manager? Hell yeah!
To get rich off what I did when I was amateur?
I'm the one that's doing things, the rest of you are talking
How can I have sold out? I never bought in
I rarely make a love song, prefer dropping lovebombs
But when it's time to spar, I'm the first to put the gloves on
Life is a prize fight for a shine of the limelight
And I'm loving every round of it, the Mike Tyson of my life
I remember dreading a 9 to 5, suit and tie
Talk about doing time, this was do or die
Socially acceptable type of suicide
Why should you or I let a single other human being rule our life
Life is an RPG, and we need more than XP
So larp with me; I won't charge a fee if you impress me
Do it deftly and there's no end to what you can get free
I love to chase success, I state that expressly
I've never compromised my mission or integrity
My mission is to do whatever I think's best for me
Eventually I'll write lyrics on flipping everything
Meanwhile I'll take a check to give the list a bit of editing
To make a living playing games? Hell yeah!
To make a living saying things? Hell yeah!
To start my day by writing rhymes? Hell yeah!
To never work a 9 to 5? Hell yeah!
To be my own manager? Hell yeah!
To get rich off what I did when I was amateur?
I'm the one that's doing things, the rest of you are talking
How can I have sold out? I never bought in
I'm not the Wolf of Wall Street
I'm just a Bull that's balls deep
In every opportunity for improvement I see before me
A song with product placement creates a complication
Even when accompanied by an honest statement
And if I want to be an honored statesman
I've got to make it proper blatant
So I'm only going to say it once:
My songs are entertainment, they're not a concrete statement
And if you take a rap track as fact, then you are mistaken
I'm not endorsing shit, unless I say it's good
I never have and never will tell a fib in exchange for paper
Perhaps your perspective would be turned round
If you'd assessed the prospective shit that I had turned down
I've spurned thousands of pounds from powerful people
'Cause I found out just how they're treating creatures and it isn't peaceful
So, to all my critics and my haters, God bless
I'm not a sellout, nah, I'm a success
To make a living playing games? Hell yeah!
To make a living saying things? Hell yeah!
To start my day by writing rhymes? Hell yeah!
To never work a 9 to 5? Hell yeah!
To be my own manager? Hell yeah!
To get rich off what I did when I was amateur?
I'm the one that's doing things, the rest of you are talking
How can I have sold out? I never bought in
Was a professional rapper, gamer or comedian
Well guess what, mate? Today I'm all three of them
And we're saving up for payments to replace my faulty eardrums
I aspired to be "Eminem meets Monty Python"
With enough cash stockpiled to live my life on
And now I'm getting there I tell myself: "nice one"
While trolls send descriptions of the illness I should die from
Hello, is anybody home? Turn the lights on
Why do you think that you can tell me what to do in my song?
Don't construct a moral code that you expect me to adhere to
You're a mere shrew in a field of views
So I can't even hear you
Your opinion doesn't mean a thing to me
If I'd have listened to it, I wouldn't be in this industry
Wouldn't have made the friends I share a passion with
Travel with, make videos and have a stack of fun just rapping with
To make a living playing games? Hell yeah!
To make a living saying things? Hell yeah!
To start my day by writing rhymes? Hell yeah!
To never work a 9 to 5? Hell yeah!
To be my own manager? Hell yeah!
To get rich off what I did when I was amateur?
I'm the one that's doing things, the rest of you are talking
How can I have sold out? I never bought in
I rarely make a love song, prefer dropping lovebombs
But when it's time to spar, I'm the first to put the gloves on
Life is a prize fight for a shine of the limelight
And I'm loving every round of it, the Mike Tyson of my life
I remember dreading a 9 to 5, suit and tie
Talk about doing time, this was do or die
Socially acceptable type of suicide
Why should you or I let a single other human being rule our life
Life is an RPG, and we need more than XP
So larp with me; I won't charge a fee if you impress me
Do it deftly and there's no end to what you can get free
I love to chase success, I state that expressly
I've never compromised my mission or integrity
My mission is to do whatever I think's best for me
Eventually I'll write lyrics on flipping everything
Meanwhile I'll take a check to give the list a bit of editing
To make a living playing games? Hell yeah!
To make a living saying things? Hell yeah!
To start my day by writing rhymes? Hell yeah!
To never work a 9 to 5? Hell yeah!
To be my own manager? Hell yeah!
To get rich off what I did when I was amateur?
I'm the one that's doing things, the rest of you are talking
How can I have sold out? I never bought in
I'm not the Wolf of Wall Street
I'm just a Bull that's balls deep
In every opportunity for improvement I see before me
A song with product placement creates a complication
Even when accompanied by an honest statement
And if I want to be an honored statesman
I've got to make it proper blatant
So I'm only going to say it once:
My songs are entertainment, they're not a concrete statement
And if you take a rap track as fact, then you are mistaken
I'm not endorsing shit, unless I say it's good
I never have and never will tell a fib in exchange for paper
Perhaps your perspective would be turned round
If you'd assessed the prospective shit that I had turned down
I've spurned thousands of pounds from powerful people
'Cause I found out just how they're treating creatures and it isn't peaceful
So, to all my critics and my haters, God bless
I'm not a sellout, nah, I'm a success
To make a living playing games? Hell yeah!
To make a living saying things? Hell yeah!
To start my day by writing rhymes? Hell yeah!
To never work a 9 to 5? Hell yeah!
To be my own manager? Hell yeah!
To get rich off what I did when I was amateur?
I'm the one that's doing things, the rest of you are talking
How can I have sold out? I never bought in
Toys lyrics - Dan Bull
I knew I was a fully grown man, a true bloke
The moment I moved over to Lego from Duplo
I was beautifully naive; a little Rousseau
I didn't follow instructions, to this day I rarely do so
It's true, bro, back then I never had a Cluedo
That I was musical; I didn't do sports, I was too slow
There was no sudoku, I did lots of crosswords
Wordsearches, Where's Wally and dot to dots
No aerial in the TV, so there wasn't a lot to watch
My parents played with me, in a way to please Doctor Spock
To my mom and my dad I'm honoured to have, I want to just thank you
With your support I'm rolling on top of the track like Thomas The Tank do
Man I love my toys
From action figures to puzzles, cards, stickers and games
Man I love my toys
If I hadn't played my imagination wouldn't be the same
Before I could pour liquor, or buy cigarettes in a shop
I had football stickers in a nice little deck that I swapped
Collecting the Pogs, and I had loads of Tazos
No notion it was only a passing fad though
Nothing could distract me from the task in hand
Racking all my little cars up into one massive traffic jam
I wasn't a massive fan of Action Man, that lacked the tactics Dan was
After, tasks with grand strategy and a battle plan
See the scene, a sea of green plastic army men
Amassed on a carpet desert, the three piece suite was sweeping scenery
No need to make a Tracy Island, I had one in the first place
And that was F.A.B.
A fucking awesome birthday!
Man I love my toys
From action figures to puzzles, cards, stickers and games
Man I love my toys
If I hadn't played my imagination wouldn't be the same
I'm in a stupid mood, the rudest dude
My language is that colourful, I twist it like a Rubik's cube
I made a bandana from my dad's tie I think was purple
Can't recall the name of that specific Ninja Turtle
Me, I'm on that line of Brio kinda steelo
I roll it out then bring it sliding right back just like a Whee-lo
I write these raps to open up your mind like Mighty Max
Stacking rhymes like Jenga bricks until you hear a mighty crash
Flows crush you like the Stay Puft from Ghostbusters
As I transform a simple sentence into one of those punches
Some kids had a Happy Meal for most lunches
Let's just say they won't be in Olympic host countries
Man I love my toys
From action figures to puzzles, cards, stickers and games
Man I love my toys
If I hadn't played my imagination wouldn't be the same
I had a Golliwog, to which I was a bit hostile
The way I played could make behaviourists watchful
Maybe I'm racist - don't what I got so pissed off for
Regarding races, racing cars, I had a big boxful
I used to burn them over candles with Chris Cottrill
And once I got a Lego cannonball stuck in my nostril
I love cyber pets of either sex, my Tamagotchi
Got treated, spoilt and overfed, he was hella podgy
Felt godly, I was the one to whom AI would look up
But I couldn't get my Furby to shut the fuck up
Kids, advertisers sell you shit they cook up
If you want a nostalgic trip, hit me up, I've got the hook up
I've got He-Man and She-Ra, I've got Trolls
They're called poseable action figurines, not dolls
It's a shame that toys are frowned upon for adults cause there's
Nothing much for us except the rubber stuff at Ann Summers
Man I love my toys
From action figures to puzzles, cards, stickers and games
Man I love my toys
If I hadn't played my imagination wouldn't be the same
Man I love my toys
The moment I moved over to Lego from Duplo
I was beautifully naive; a little Rousseau
I didn't follow instructions, to this day I rarely do so
It's true, bro, back then I never had a Cluedo
That I was musical; I didn't do sports, I was too slow
There was no sudoku, I did lots of crosswords
Wordsearches, Where's Wally and dot to dots
No aerial in the TV, so there wasn't a lot to watch
My parents played with me, in a way to please Doctor Spock
To my mom and my dad I'm honoured to have, I want to just thank you
With your support I'm rolling on top of the track like Thomas The Tank do
Man I love my toys
From action figures to puzzles, cards, stickers and games
Man I love my toys
If I hadn't played my imagination wouldn't be the same
Before I could pour liquor, or buy cigarettes in a shop
I had football stickers in a nice little deck that I swapped
Collecting the Pogs, and I had loads of Tazos
No notion it was only a passing fad though
Nothing could distract me from the task in hand
Racking all my little cars up into one massive traffic jam
I wasn't a massive fan of Action Man, that lacked the tactics Dan was
After, tasks with grand strategy and a battle plan
See the scene, a sea of green plastic army men
Amassed on a carpet desert, the three piece suite was sweeping scenery
No need to make a Tracy Island, I had one in the first place
And that was F.A.B.
A fucking awesome birthday!
Man I love my toys
From action figures to puzzles, cards, stickers and games
Man I love my toys
If I hadn't played my imagination wouldn't be the same
I'm in a stupid mood, the rudest dude
My language is that colourful, I twist it like a Rubik's cube
I made a bandana from my dad's tie I think was purple
Can't recall the name of that specific Ninja Turtle
Me, I'm on that line of Brio kinda steelo
I roll it out then bring it sliding right back just like a Whee-lo
I write these raps to open up your mind like Mighty Max
Stacking rhymes like Jenga bricks until you hear a mighty crash
Flows crush you like the Stay Puft from Ghostbusters
As I transform a simple sentence into one of those punches
Some kids had a Happy Meal for most lunches
Let's just say they won't be in Olympic host countries
Man I love my toys
From action figures to puzzles, cards, stickers and games
Man I love my toys
If I hadn't played my imagination wouldn't be the same
I had a Golliwog, to which I was a bit hostile
The way I played could make behaviourists watchful
Maybe I'm racist - don't what I got so pissed off for
Regarding races, racing cars, I had a big boxful
I used to burn them over candles with Chris Cottrill
And once I got a Lego cannonball stuck in my nostril
I love cyber pets of either sex, my Tamagotchi
Got treated, spoilt and overfed, he was hella podgy
Felt godly, I was the one to whom AI would look up
But I couldn't get my Furby to shut the fuck up
Kids, advertisers sell you shit they cook up
If you want a nostalgic trip, hit me up, I've got the hook up
I've got He-Man and She-Ra, I've got Trolls
They're called poseable action figurines, not dolls
It's a shame that toys are frowned upon for adults cause there's
Nothing much for us except the rubber stuff at Ann Summers
Man I love my toys
From action figures to puzzles, cards, stickers and games
Man I love my toys
If I hadn't played my imagination wouldn't be the same
Man I love my toys
Can't Be Arsed lyrics - Dan Bull
For a long time, I grew up thinking I was lazy. But then one day, I realised: I'm not lazy. I just have really high standards. For doing stuff. Efficient
Call me any nasty word: bum, slob, slacker, nerd
I can't be arsed to come up with a comeback you haven't heard
Can't be arsed to do my tax return, I've got cash to burn
And I can't be arsed to invest the stacks I've earned
Can't be arsed to chat; converse with you, I'm taciturn
Can't be arsed to drive a car because I'd have to learn
Can't be arsed to press the gas, I kinda like the backseat
Thank God for Uber 'cause I can't be arsed to call a taxi
To take the rubbish out, I'd have to pick it up and put it down
And my brown wheely bin's got a funny smell
Simple daily stuff is a battle, to grapple with tasks
That should be natural's too much of a hassle
I'm stuck in and shackled
Every kilojoule I physically exert's strenuous
Just point me to where the dessert menu is
Can't be arsed to hit the kitchen, not moving out this seat
What food I'll have to eat? Pot Noodle, naturally
Can't be arsed to feed the cat, little needy twat
Don't want to peel the pack and pour it, can't you deal with that?
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Can't be arsed to wake up and get out of bed, I'm the laziest
From A to... F it, can't be arsed with the alphabet
Effort? Eff it
Retention? Forget it
Tension, don't stress it
Getting too much? Just let it
Can't be arsed to open the post and pay the bills
Can't be arsed to practice rap and elevate my skills
Can't be arsed to open my eyes or socialise
Can't be arsed to vocalise
I can't be arsed with shows and live sets, learning loads of lines
Can't be arsed to leave the house I'm staying home tonight
Can't be arsed to visit mates of mine, it's a waste of time
I can play online and get my gossip through the grapevine
Can't be arsed to shave my face or get a haircut
To trek up to to the barbers just to trek back 'cause they're shut
So my hair is messed up, I can't be arsed to style it
I let myself go, and can't be arsed to fight it
I've lost all control and can't be arsed to find it
Half freestyling this song, I can't be arsed to write it
Can't be arsed to rap on beat, I rap off beat
Hehe, can't be arsed to even laugh properly
Can't be arsed to try composing melodies with no luck
I CBA to write my own hook
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
It doesn't matter what it is, man, I can't be arsed
Come to think of it, I can't be arsed to not be arsed
And if I can't be arsed to not be arsed
I can't be arsed to not be arsed to not be arsed
So I guess that means I can't be arsed to write filler
Because I can't be arsed to be considered anything apart from an an ice cold mic killer
Can't be arsed with your rap so I will write songs
Can't be arsed with tiredness so I sleep all night long
Can't be arsed to go on the dole so I got a full time job
Got a girlfriend, I can't be arsed to pull my knob
Can't be arsed to masturbate, and for the past few days
I've been far too busy to be arsed to procrastinate
I stand out, can't be arsed to hang out in the background
Hit the gym 'cause I can't be arsed to carry all that fat round
Keep it deep, I can't be arsed to dumb the track down
I can't be arsed to not make my mom and dad proud
Can't be arsed to be fat, so when I see snacks
I think "You know what, I can't be arsed to eat that"
Can't be arsed to die young from heart disease
Can't be arsed to force my blood through clogged up arteries
Can't be arsed to be hard to please so I take it easy
'Cause I can't be arsed to make my own life hard for me
I'd like to say I do it for my health
But I just can't be arsed to delegate, I do it all myself
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
I used to think "F it, I'm not doing it"
But now I think "F it, I'm doing it"
I used to think "F it, I'm not doing it"
But now I think "F it, I'm doing it"
Call me any nasty word: bum, slob, slacker, nerd
I can't be arsed to come up with a comeback you haven't heard
Can't be arsed to do my tax return, I've got cash to burn
And I can't be arsed to invest the stacks I've earned
Can't be arsed to chat; converse with you, I'm taciturn
Can't be arsed to drive a car because I'd have to learn
Can't be arsed to press the gas, I kinda like the backseat
Thank God for Uber 'cause I can't be arsed to call a taxi
To take the rubbish out, I'd have to pick it up and put it down
And my brown wheely bin's got a funny smell
Simple daily stuff is a battle, to grapple with tasks
That should be natural's too much of a hassle
I'm stuck in and shackled
Every kilojoule I physically exert's strenuous
Just point me to where the dessert menu is
Can't be arsed to hit the kitchen, not moving out this seat
What food I'll have to eat? Pot Noodle, naturally
Can't be arsed to feed the cat, little needy twat
Don't want to peel the pack and pour it, can't you deal with that?
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Can't be arsed to wake up and get out of bed, I'm the laziest
From A to... F it, can't be arsed with the alphabet
Effort? Eff it
Retention? Forget it
Tension, don't stress it
Getting too much? Just let it
Can't be arsed to open the post and pay the bills
Can't be arsed to practice rap and elevate my skills
Can't be arsed to open my eyes or socialise
Can't be arsed to vocalise
I can't be arsed with shows and live sets, learning loads of lines
Can't be arsed to leave the house I'm staying home tonight
Can't be arsed to visit mates of mine, it's a waste of time
I can play online and get my gossip through the grapevine
Can't be arsed to shave my face or get a haircut
To trek up to to the barbers just to trek back 'cause they're shut
So my hair is messed up, I can't be arsed to style it
I let myself go, and can't be arsed to fight it
I've lost all control and can't be arsed to find it
Half freestyling this song, I can't be arsed to write it
Can't be arsed to rap on beat, I rap off beat
Hehe, can't be arsed to even laugh properly
Can't be arsed to try composing melodies with no luck
I CBA to write my own hook
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
It doesn't matter what it is, man, I can't be arsed
Come to think of it, I can't be arsed to not be arsed
And if I can't be arsed to not be arsed
I can't be arsed to not be arsed to not be arsed
So I guess that means I can't be arsed to write filler
Because I can't be arsed to be considered anything apart from an an ice cold mic killer
Can't be arsed with your rap so I will write songs
Can't be arsed with tiredness so I sleep all night long
Can't be arsed to go on the dole so I got a full time job
Got a girlfriend, I can't be arsed to pull my knob
Can't be arsed to masturbate, and for the past few days
I've been far too busy to be arsed to procrastinate
I stand out, can't be arsed to hang out in the background
Hit the gym 'cause I can't be arsed to carry all that fat round
Keep it deep, I can't be arsed to dumb the track down
I can't be arsed to not make my mom and dad proud
Can't be arsed to be fat, so when I see snacks
I think "You know what, I can't be arsed to eat that"
Can't be arsed to die young from heart disease
Can't be arsed to force my blood through clogged up arteries
Can't be arsed to be hard to please so I take it easy
'Cause I can't be arsed to make my own life hard for me
I'd like to say I do it for my health
But I just can't be arsed to delegate, I do it all myself
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
I used to think "F it, I'm not doing it"
But now I think "F it, I'm doing it"
I used to think "F it, I'm not doing it"
But now I think "F it, I'm doing it"
Wiggly Willy lyrics - Dan Bull
My full name's Cheltenham D.G.L.B. Digby
My diet consists strictly of single malt whisky
I'm particularly sesquipedalian
I've not published a single literary failure
And I'd speculate that's mainly thanks to the fact
That I don't even write books, I just rap
Trust that I'm a distinguished linguist
Whose voice's weapon of choice is English
A rhythm wrecking rhetorician, getting recognition
For the fact that I'm swagger's dictionary definition
On first look, you're ready for a second listen
I took your sister to third base, cherry picking
Heavy hitting, yet with incredible erudition
It's a travesty you haven't seen me rapping on your television
I'm Cheltenham "Douglby" Digby
My witty words make your willy feel all wiggly
I'm Cheltenham "Douglby" Digby
If folk don't dig me, they don't know diddly
Allow the grime scene for the time being
I turn the G into a C: crime scene
I'm the nightmare to come and wreck your nice dream
I'll open up your top like a double decker sightseeing
I ripped the Rolex off of Wiley
And now I wear it in my jacket pocket by my tie, see?
I'm the reason that your wife's seen the dry cleaner
Imbibing my seed like Ribena
I'll livestream it widescreen
As she lies, semen smeared on her cheeks like a child eating ice cream
She might need a new dress; Lewinsky
I'm going mental on your crew's set; Klaus Kinski
I'll kick your mumsy in the mimsy with an air of whimsy
Then throw her down the stairs like a slinky
I'm Cheltenham "Douglby" Digby
My witty words make your willy feel all wiggly
I'm Cheltenham "Douglby" Digby
If folk don't dig me, they don't know diddly
Give me a mo, bro; Digby
Will make your ho go giggly, oh so quickly
The po-po tried to photofit me
I simply did this and they let me go: victory
I don't have any history, lathered in mystery
Someone phone Agatha Christie
My breath smells of a packet of Wrigley's
Mixed with whatever the hell my tobacconist gives me
I'll piggyback on the back of a pygmy
Screaming "quickly, quickly" while I'm jabbing his kidneys
From the Indies to Sydney and in between
A Cold War submarine is my limousine
A libertine with the sympathy of Mr Bean
A prick that means to to be inflammatory so bring your antihistamines
I'm Mister Meanness, I bring a list of misdemeanours
Bigger than your sister's penis; how pissed the scene is
Just switch your speakers off if you're squeamish
I've completed treatises and theses on faeces
I'm the bee's knees; pollenating on the daily
I leave seeds upon a range of lovely ladies
I ram raided Hades with a Mercedes
Camera in the deceased's faces: "say cheese"
I'm from a place of make believe, and now I'm real
Slightly hallucinatory is how I feel
Thou art kneeling before me; raw meat
Ready to be churned and then turned into corned beef
Balls deep in the rhythm like a porn scene
And jisming, it's beginning to get a bit like Wall Street
With all the greed I'm growing taller than a broad bean
Drag you to the park folded in half like a lawn seat
I'm Cheltenham "Douglby" Digby
My witty words make your willy feel all wiggly
I'm Cheltenham "Douglby" Digby
If folk don't dig me, they don't know diddly
My diet consists strictly of single malt whisky
I'm particularly sesquipedalian
I've not published a single literary failure
And I'd speculate that's mainly thanks to the fact
That I don't even write books, I just rap
Trust that I'm a distinguished linguist
Whose voice's weapon of choice is English
A rhythm wrecking rhetorician, getting recognition
For the fact that I'm swagger's dictionary definition
On first look, you're ready for a second listen
I took your sister to third base, cherry picking
Heavy hitting, yet with incredible erudition
It's a travesty you haven't seen me rapping on your television
I'm Cheltenham "Douglby" Digby
My witty words make your willy feel all wiggly
I'm Cheltenham "Douglby" Digby
If folk don't dig me, they don't know diddly
Allow the grime scene for the time being
I turn the G into a C: crime scene
I'm the nightmare to come and wreck your nice dream
I'll open up your top like a double decker sightseeing
I ripped the Rolex off of Wiley
And now I wear it in my jacket pocket by my tie, see?
I'm the reason that your wife's seen the dry cleaner
Imbibing my seed like Ribena
I'll livestream it widescreen
As she lies, semen smeared on her cheeks like a child eating ice cream
She might need a new dress; Lewinsky
I'm going mental on your crew's set; Klaus Kinski
I'll kick your mumsy in the mimsy with an air of whimsy
Then throw her down the stairs like a slinky
I'm Cheltenham "Douglby" Digby
My witty words make your willy feel all wiggly
I'm Cheltenham "Douglby" Digby
If folk don't dig me, they don't know diddly
Give me a mo, bro; Digby
Will make your ho go giggly, oh so quickly
The po-po tried to photofit me
I simply did this and they let me go: victory
I don't have any history, lathered in mystery
Someone phone Agatha Christie
My breath smells of a packet of Wrigley's
Mixed with whatever the hell my tobacconist gives me
I'll piggyback on the back of a pygmy
Screaming "quickly, quickly" while I'm jabbing his kidneys
From the Indies to Sydney and in between
A Cold War submarine is my limousine
A libertine with the sympathy of Mr Bean
A prick that means to to be inflammatory so bring your antihistamines
I'm Mister Meanness, I bring a list of misdemeanours
Bigger than your sister's penis; how pissed the scene is
Just switch your speakers off if you're squeamish
I've completed treatises and theses on faeces
I'm the bee's knees; pollenating on the daily
I leave seeds upon a range of lovely ladies
I ram raided Hades with a Mercedes
Camera in the deceased's faces: "say cheese"
I'm from a place of make believe, and now I'm real
Slightly hallucinatory is how I feel
Thou art kneeling before me; raw meat
Ready to be churned and then turned into corned beef
Balls deep in the rhythm like a porn scene
And jisming, it's beginning to get a bit like Wall Street
With all the greed I'm growing taller than a broad bean
Drag you to the park folded in half like a lawn seat
I'm Cheltenham "Douglby" Digby
My witty words make your willy feel all wiggly
I'm Cheltenham "Douglby" Digby
If folk don't dig me, they don't know diddly
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