(Minecraft Warden Rap)
Sshhh
Quiet please, this is a library
And I'd like some peace to read mindfully
So mind your P's and Q's
Else you might receive abuse
When you let the wildest creature loose
See the blind leading you
Leave you slightly confused
Eardrums sliced, cleaved in two
Because my speakers blew
Due to highly frequent use
It's a nice evening to
Feel your life leaving you
You can try screaming futilely
I'd deem it foolhardy
I'll be here driving you doolally
R.I.P
Cursed and blessed with sensitive hearing
You can never guess what it ends up revealing
Goodness, yes, ever so queer things
Shudders and tremors and intimate feelings
Underhand, sinister, secretive dealings
Hidden amid all the weeping and wailing
Ears are piercing merely from squealing
Shrieking, screaming, bringing in ceilings
Sshhh, quiet please
Hush, hush, hush, hush, hush
Shush your mouth, don't make a sound
Whoops! You already have
And the Warden's been awakened now
Tut, tut, tut, tut
You just dug your own grave and fell
Down into a world of pain, all you can do is pray for hell
Darkness, closing in on all sides
I'd guess you're in for a wild ride
Chance is whether you live or die
You won't return and it's obvious why
Silence!
Can't you read the sign? Are you stupid?
Only I can vibe with the music
I'm not abusive
I'm a recluse with hyperacusis
Trying to unwind and I find you obtrusive
So now you find out how tiny my fuse is
Once you kids die then I'll find other uses for you
'Cause it's kind of amusing
Better stay quieter than ASMR
Or you may find why I'm a pain in the arse
I shout this straight from the heart
My ribcage is a stage that emits soundwaves in the dark
Like a flame from a spark
Creatin' a riot so loud that'll break you apart
Try not to raise the alarm if your aim's to evade any harm
Stay bloody calm
Maybe you can, maybe you can't
Maybe you'll try running straight to your mom
Go crazily hard when I blaze with the bars
Ay, kill a Blaze, get a bar
They say by this stage I'm basically blasé
Baby, but I say you're late to the party
Oh, hey! There you are, mate
Let's get straight to the part where I make you expire
In the deep dark, it's like a meat market
Believe me, it's not for the weak heartened
You might be somebody's dearly departed
When I leave your entire life restarted
Darkness closing in on all sides
I'd guess you're in for a wild ride (Aye, aye, aye)
Hush, hush, hush, hush, hush
Shush your mouth, don't make a sound
Whoops! You already have
And the Warden's been awakened now
Tut, tut, tut, tut
You just dug your own grave and fell
Down into a world of pain, all you can do is pray for hell
Darkness, closing in on all sides
I'd guess you're in for a wild ride
Chance is whether you live or die
You won't return and it's obvious why
You have the right to remain silent
And I have the right to remain violent
You have the right to remain silent
And I have the right to remain violent
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