Facts lyrics - Dan Bull

Listen up, the title of the song is, uh, "Facts"
And, uh, as a result of said title I suppose I ought to
Divulge a couple of facts myself

Did you know
That the earth is not actually round?
It's a pyramid

Did you know
That the mating call of the common housefly is this
"Come here, little..."

Did you know
That when biscuits go soggy
It's not always due to moisture in the air?
It's actually moisture within the biscuit
Moving and making the biscuit soggy
Alternatively, it's because a group of boys have gathered 'round and
Played some sort of competitive sport
Of which I shall not disclose the details here, perhaps another time

Did you know
That the word "fluff" is spelled F-L-U-P-H?
It's one of the most commonly misspelled words in, in, in, in English

Did you know
That this is not, not the end of this track?