Please Hammond Dont Hurt 'Em lyrics - Dan Bull

(Overwatch Rap)

Look at that hamster, damn

He's kind of a big wheel - Anchorman

Hammond's a mechanical animal for example

Like an album from Marilyn Manson, however more amicable, oh

He's a big mech battling ball

That'll swing that grappling claw

Have a think what that'll involve

Here's a clue - you'll be bruised, bloodied, battered and sore

Deploying shield with the minefield

So pen your final will, and get it signed, sealed, delivered

Then have a nice meal, finish and lie still

The last thing you're going to hear's a high squeal

Yeah, I know it doesn't seem quite real

When you're on the back foot like a high heel

That'll snap, you're no match for a stamp from a huge boot

Damn, but he's too cute

Hammond has only got one ball

The other does not exist at all

Hammond is less than one foot tall

But he's like a vinegar soaked conker conquers all

Hammond exemplifies

The Latin text: "semper fi"

But vivisectionists are pitiless

So forgive our friend for being a bit sick of this

It's as if he's infinitely stuck in a loop

Like a gif of the myth of Sisyphus

Shit's ridiculous, look, here's a lesson to take

Just because he's little doesn't make him any less of a brain

He was getting ready, and waiting to jet and escape

And that patience gave him success on a plate

Now specimen eight will never get in the cage again

He's ready to decimate, hit the Australian plains

Big ball energy

Want to do a bit more than gnaw celery

So quick, pour the Hennessy

Until it hits the floor in your memory

So let me provide a tissue for the final issue

'Cause when the piledriver hits you

I predict you won't survive, you'll be just goo

So goodbye, we'll miss you

Hammond has only got one ball

The other does not exist at all

Hammond is less than one foot tall

But he's like a vinegar soaked conker conquers all