[Intro:]
Hey Joshua, I got an idea
What?
Let's do rapping
About what?
I don't know, anything
Anything?
Computer games
Yeah?
MegaMan, for example
Or ProtoMan
MegaMan
ProtoMan
MegaMan
ProtoMan
[Hook x2:]
Who's the best man?
Is that a question?
A double take, we attack 'till your head spins
You know it's MegaMan
No, it's ProtoMan
We 'bout to bust up the track you selected
It's not like Red vs. Blue, see
We got time, don't expect a movie
So you start to run
But we're far from done
Cause literally my arm's a gun
[Dan Bull:]
It's the boy in the blue suit, blue hair and blue boots
With arms like mine, I should probably shoot hoops
I rock a Mega Buster
You got a feather duster
I'll uppercut you in the head because I never trust ya
Dr. Wily's not so highly qualified as his title implies
It's a pile of lies
Like every time he complies
Apologizing and cries
Before recidivising right into the violent life
[NoneLikeJoshua:]
Yo, it's ProtoMan
You know your bro, fam
Punch you in the shoulder, then I crush you like a soda can
I make your motor jam, loading up my cannon
Then we taking over from America to Tokyo, Japan
Your demise, see, I hold it in my poker hand
You’re slower than iPhones from 2007
Call me a shadow while I’m hiding from the Light
As a rapper, not surprising that you copy my lines
Like damn!
[Hook]
[Dan Bull:]
So come and rock with Rock as I rock with Roll
Sidescrolling through the whole of your soul, ohhh!
My cranium is made of titanium
I'm running rings around fake lies like Alien
I'm better than ProtoMan, Fire Man, Cut Man
Bomb Man, Time Man, Ice Man
Guts Man, Method Man, Redman
I'm way ahead, man
And what's my name again? Say it!
MegaMan!
[NoneLikeJoshua:]
We taking out the Bass and the Treble
I’m made of the metal
And waiting forever to play on the level we came to settle
You say you’re special while I stay the rebel
You pacifists have to get your a**es kicked on a bangin' instrumental
You patriotic fool claiming you’re not a tool
Everybody’s sure you’re megaderp, so stop refusing the truth
I got my Proto Shield blockin' haters out
Shades on my helmet cause my name’s renowned
And they say wow!
[Hook]
[Outro:]
Robots are machines that follow orders
I’m a machine that doesn’t
So what does that make me?
The Evil Within lyrics - Dan Bull
[Hook x2:]
Dead if you try, you dead if you try
Mother fuckers dead in the streets
[Verse 1:]
I woke up from unconsciousness, my fellow officers
All slaughtered, my God what the fuck is this?
Not gonna lie, I'm quite scared, colleagues are lying right there
I'm either off my tits or I'm having a nightmare
I enter the site of the mental asylum
Armed with the intention to find whatever the heck is messing my mind up
This best be a wind up, a prank in poor taste
If this is you, Sam Pepper, you've landed a court case
How does a corpse taste? What does it feel like to kill?
To go insane in the brain like you're Cypress Hill?
I can't find my pills, I'm going through withdrawal
Ruined thoughts of doing all sorts of stuff that's truly awful
Mortal wounds and torture scenes, debauchery
The sort of thing that no lawful being ought to see
Proceed with caution, what you see's a distortion
The proportions of reality have been reapportioned
Backstreet abortions, meat, bleeding orphans weep
It's even more nauseous than a rerun of Dawson's Creek
Look that the people you're with, beneath all the grins
Take a deeper peak and see the evil within
Now flash back to sunflowers and a country house (Ah)
It looks as if somebody must have let Ted Bundy out
Sebastian Castellanos, crouched and casting shadows
Between the splash damaged couch and the smashed piano
Just give me the chance to vamos and I'll be out of this place
Cause now my trousers are stained, I doubt it helps with the case
I don't remember seeing this in Goat Simulator
Look, I think I better get my coat and go, see you later...
[Chorus x4:]
Look that the people you're with, beneath all the grins
Take a deeper peak and see the evil within
[Hook x2:]
Dead if you try, you dead if you try
Mother fuckers dead in the streets
Dead if you try, you dead if you try
Mother fuckers dead in the streets
[Verse 1:]
I woke up from unconsciousness, my fellow officers
All slaughtered, my God what the fuck is this?
Not gonna lie, I'm quite scared, colleagues are lying right there
I'm either off my tits or I'm having a nightmare
I enter the site of the mental asylum
Armed with the intention to find whatever the heck is messing my mind up
This best be a wind up, a prank in poor taste
If this is you, Sam Pepper, you've landed a court case
How does a corpse taste? What does it feel like to kill?
To go insane in the brain like you're Cypress Hill?
I can't find my pills, I'm going through withdrawal
Ruined thoughts of doing all sorts of stuff that's truly awful
Mortal wounds and torture scenes, debauchery
The sort of thing that no lawful being ought to see
Proceed with caution, what you see's a distortion
The proportions of reality have been reapportioned
Backstreet abortions, meat, bleeding orphans weep
It's even more nauseous than a rerun of Dawson's Creek
Look that the people you're with, beneath all the grins
Take a deeper peak and see the evil within
Now flash back to sunflowers and a country house (Ah)
It looks as if somebody must have let Ted Bundy out
Sebastian Castellanos, crouched and casting shadows
Between the splash damaged couch and the smashed piano
Just give me the chance to vamos and I'll be out of this place
Cause now my trousers are stained, I doubt it helps with the case
I don't remember seeing this in Goat Simulator
Look, I think I better get my coat and go, see you later...
[Chorus x4:]
Look that the people you're with, beneath all the grins
Take a deeper peak and see the evil within
[Hook x2:]
Dead if you try, you dead if you try
Mother fuckers dead in the streets
Torchlight lyrics - Dan Bull
I'm in the dungeon under torchlight, hunting for some more fights
Lunging at these monsters with a hundred different sword types
Sorry chum, this one just isn't your night
I'm plundering your undergarments but they feel all tight
I collect the sets of armor, check my rare pajamas
I slot the buttonhole with ember for some extra mana
My hotbar's rock hard, I'm rough like a dog bark
You're taking a beating, I've got heart
Drop bars like a bard practising a lost art
Rap battling a path to the boss part on hard
To ensure I've done the job, I employ a wondrous wand
You just can't get the staff these days, go on, jog on
Waving my piece at dangerous beasts, aim and then squeeze
Flaming and making them bleed, draining their veins
Changing their brain to debris, savour the pain and release
When I slay 'em and the game says, "Your fame has increased"
Open up a portal, get back to town
Trade resources at the stores and then head back down
Lay the smack down on an smorgasbord of organisms
If you've got an issue with it, soz, it isn't your decision
This is an important mission and in your position
I'd put a cork in it, stop talking all this squawk and listen
Or I'll leave you in a poor condition, call a mortician
There's nothing more that we can do for you, the lore's been written
Feed my pet a couple of fishes, delicious
Please grant my wishes when I enchant my britches
When I'm battling with a Mycon, see a Tu'tara pick a fight
See a Ratlin get a fight on while I'm sparring with a Bittersprite
Look, I'm not the fickle type, never discriminated
If it exists, then it begs to be eliminated, immolated
And if I spring a Mimic imitating anything
You better believe that I'll obliterate it
With a vicious uppercut, call it a facelift
If you faith, pray 'cause your fate's writ
Gadzooks, look in my hands, loot gathered up to transmute
The money that I earn gets burned like a damn Zoot
I'm overloading on potions and just hoping
I can go in on the next boss without overdosing
All this alchemy is probably not healthy, meaning
If I use it on my enemies it'll be helping me
Light the torches
And get down
Lunging at these monsters with a hundred different sword types
Sorry chum, this one just isn't your night
I'm plundering your undergarments but they feel all tight
I collect the sets of armor, check my rare pajamas
I slot the buttonhole with ember for some extra mana
My hotbar's rock hard, I'm rough like a dog bark
You're taking a beating, I've got heart
Drop bars like a bard practising a lost art
Rap battling a path to the boss part on hard
To ensure I've done the job, I employ a wondrous wand
You just can't get the staff these days, go on, jog on
Waving my piece at dangerous beasts, aim and then squeeze
Flaming and making them bleed, draining their veins
Changing their brain to debris, savour the pain and release
When I slay 'em and the game says, "Your fame has increased"
Open up a portal, get back to town
Trade resources at the stores and then head back down
Lay the smack down on an smorgasbord of organisms
If you've got an issue with it, soz, it isn't your decision
This is an important mission and in your position
I'd put a cork in it, stop talking all this squawk and listen
Or I'll leave you in a poor condition, call a mortician
There's nothing more that we can do for you, the lore's been written
Feed my pet a couple of fishes, delicious
Please grant my wishes when I enchant my britches
When I'm battling with a Mycon, see a Tu'tara pick a fight
See a Ratlin get a fight on while I'm sparring with a Bittersprite
Look, I'm not the fickle type, never discriminated
If it exists, then it begs to be eliminated, immolated
And if I spring a Mimic imitating anything
You better believe that I'll obliterate it
With a vicious uppercut, call it a facelift
If you faith, pray 'cause your fate's writ
Gadzooks, look in my hands, loot gathered up to transmute
The money that I earn gets burned like a damn Zoot
I'm overloading on potions and just hoping
I can go in on the next boss without overdosing
All this alchemy is probably not healthy, meaning
If I use it on my enemies it'll be helping me
Light the torches
And get down
Mafia II lyrics - Dan Bull
[Verse 1:]
Yeah, I'm Vito Sceleta
When it comes to being a G there's no one better
I'm a vet straight fresh out of Operation Husky
Put my life on the line but the state doesn't trust me
I came out of Italy, specifically Sicily
'Til I shipped in with the immigrants to the Big City
Live gritty!
Had a hard start but still we party hard and sing ditties
Living large, drinking with them broads with the big titties
But when you're living big you tend to run up debts
And clearing credit here's not a case of signing another cheque
We deal with suitcases stuffed with banknotes
And debt collectors who aren't too shy to shank throats
When there's money to pay, you better pay, prick
And if you can't make it, you better take it
Cause if you have to twist an arm, you may as well break it
Get in the fucking car, you're getting taken on a day trip
[Hook:]
In a city that won't sleep
We live the American Dream
And in a city that won't sleep
We live the American Dream
If it's God that has made man
Then a made man is God (Amen!)
If it's God that has made man
Then a made man is God (Amen!)
[Verse 2:]
I'm a Mafia Don, stacking the funds
Trying to hold me back, what kind of crack are you on?
I roll with a Beretta 38 and my friend Joe
But I know we're all alone in the end though
Every road leads there, no need to go dead slow
So speed up because I said so
Or be left in the red glow of the tail lights
Life's a driving test and you can't fail twice
Ain't going back to jail, you can inhale on my tail pipe
Make no mistake, I'm running the Bay
If you've something to say
I'll aim my submachine gun and then spray
A man of grand ambitions but still I'm humble and pray
Hungry to take over, never done for the day
I came reluctantly in to the Underworld
Tried to play it straight but it sucked me back in
Guess I'm not done with the girl
So I made a date with fate and aimed to take everything I could
And 'til I end up in Satan's flames
It's never been as good
[Hook:]
In a city that won't sleep
We live the American Dream
And in a city that won't sleep
We live the American Dream
If it's God that has made man
Then a made man is God
If it's God that has made man
Then a made man is God
Gangster...
Yeah, I'm Vito Sceleta
When it comes to being a G there's no one better
I'm a vet straight fresh out of Operation Husky
Put my life on the line but the state doesn't trust me
I came out of Italy, specifically Sicily
'Til I shipped in with the immigrants to the Big City
Live gritty!
Had a hard start but still we party hard and sing ditties
Living large, drinking with them broads with the big titties
But when you're living big you tend to run up debts
And clearing credit here's not a case of signing another cheque
We deal with suitcases stuffed with banknotes
And debt collectors who aren't too shy to shank throats
When there's money to pay, you better pay, prick
And if you can't make it, you better take it
Cause if you have to twist an arm, you may as well break it
Get in the fucking car, you're getting taken on a day trip
[Hook:]
In a city that won't sleep
We live the American Dream
And in a city that won't sleep
We live the American Dream
If it's God that has made man
Then a made man is God (Amen!)
If it's God that has made man
Then a made man is God (Amen!)
[Verse 2:]
I'm a Mafia Don, stacking the funds
Trying to hold me back, what kind of crack are you on?
I roll with a Beretta 38 and my friend Joe
But I know we're all alone in the end though
Every road leads there, no need to go dead slow
So speed up because I said so
Or be left in the red glow of the tail lights
Life's a driving test and you can't fail twice
Ain't going back to jail, you can inhale on my tail pipe
Make no mistake, I'm running the Bay
If you've something to say
I'll aim my submachine gun and then spray
A man of grand ambitions but still I'm humble and pray
Hungry to take over, never done for the day
I came reluctantly in to the Underworld
Tried to play it straight but it sucked me back in
Guess I'm not done with the girl
So I made a date with fate and aimed to take everything I could
And 'til I end up in Satan's flames
It's never been as good
[Hook:]
In a city that won't sleep
We live the American Dream
And in a city that won't sleep
We live the American Dream
If it's God that has made man
Then a made man is God
If it's God that has made man
Then a made man is God
Gangster...
World Of Tanks lyrics - Dan Bull
[VERSE 1:]
I'm driving a titan without a licence
These mean beasts begin at like five tons
It's a cypher like no other
Tough mudder got you frightened
You're no object
Though you claim you're heavyweight like Tyson
Nah, sure, now let me change your mind
BYE SON, go away
Because I say so, k ho?
And stay in focus
Or you'll face a plague of locusts
Crusading over your terrain 'til you're run over
The rain is soaking us making progress slow as a tortoise
Time to revise on what our training courses taught us
You're in dangerous waters
So call a priest, it's actually urgent
Observe a pattern emerging
And learn the lesson Kaiser Franz Ferdinand didn't learn
I'm a hellcat, a mashup of a panther
And Samuel L Jackson in shaft with a birch gun
I'm the real deal though, not just a nice actor
Typecast to plough up the ground
Like tractors
[HOOK:]
Tanks are big!
Big are tanks!
Would you like a normal sized car?
No thanks!
[VERSE 2:]
I'm a tiger you're a mouse
All up in my grill
So if you don't want to be killed
Then you best get out
I drive a wespe
You ride a vespa
When I tell you to be my valentine
You reply "Yes Sir!"
I bet that you can't even invent a pun for hetzer
Well nor can but I don't care
Cause I am still the best at world of tanks
And it's a fact, I'm absolutely sure, man
Whether you're a yank
Jap, Chinese, frog, russian or german
I'm Churchill meets Cromwell
With a dash of wolverine
Smash and pulverise you into smithereens jauntily
Chin up, keep a cheery demeanour
Follow the covenant
I am a leopard, you're a cheetah
Without the cunning
I'ma hun a lullaby, put out your lights
You're out of luck, son
You're an alpha prototype
I am the GOTY, uh uh!
I got more ram too
Use it to ram you
You dick, I maxed out my contraption can do
You're stuart little
I'm bigger, I'm better, I'm harder too
You're cruising for a bruising, sport
There's nothing your side can do
My team are bishops
Yours are weedy vicards
I'm a combat cardinal conquering comet
Aw bless, you peed your knickers
[HOOK:]
Tanks are big!
Big are tanks!
Would you like a normal sized car?
No thanks!
I'm driving a titan without a licence
These mean beasts begin at like five tons
It's a cypher like no other
Tough mudder got you frightened
You're no object
Though you claim you're heavyweight like Tyson
Nah, sure, now let me change your mind
BYE SON, go away
Because I say so, k ho?
And stay in focus
Or you'll face a plague of locusts
Crusading over your terrain 'til you're run over
The rain is soaking us making progress slow as a tortoise
Time to revise on what our training courses taught us
You're in dangerous waters
So call a priest, it's actually urgent
Observe a pattern emerging
And learn the lesson Kaiser Franz Ferdinand didn't learn
I'm a hellcat, a mashup of a panther
And Samuel L Jackson in shaft with a birch gun
I'm the real deal though, not just a nice actor
Typecast to plough up the ground
Like tractors
[HOOK:]
Tanks are big!
Big are tanks!
Would you like a normal sized car?
No thanks!
[VERSE 2:]
I'm a tiger you're a mouse
All up in my grill
So if you don't want to be killed
Then you best get out
I drive a wespe
You ride a vespa
When I tell you to be my valentine
You reply "Yes Sir!"
I bet that you can't even invent a pun for hetzer
Well nor can but I don't care
Cause I am still the best at world of tanks
And it's a fact, I'm absolutely sure, man
Whether you're a yank
Jap, Chinese, frog, russian or german
I'm Churchill meets Cromwell
With a dash of wolverine
Smash and pulverise you into smithereens jauntily
Chin up, keep a cheery demeanour
Follow the covenant
I am a leopard, you're a cheetah
Without the cunning
I'ma hun a lullaby, put out your lights
You're out of luck, son
You're an alpha prototype
I am the GOTY, uh uh!
I got more ram too
Use it to ram you
You dick, I maxed out my contraption can do
You're stuart little
I'm bigger, I'm better, I'm harder too
You're cruising for a bruising, sport
There's nothing your side can do
My team are bishops
Yours are weedy vicards
I'm a combat cardinal conquering comet
Aw bless, you peed your knickers
[HOOK:]
Tanks are big!
Big are tanks!
Would you like a normal sized car?
No thanks!
Welcome To The World Of Warcraft (feat. Shizzy VI) lyrics - Dan Bull
[Verse 1: Shizzy VI]
You're looking at the biggest beast in Warcraft
Armour way stronger than the steel that your sword has
Sharper than the claws of every demon you've encountered
And I'm known for burning legions, since no one matches my power
Blood spills, I get the taste for fun
Pop flyer than a Harpy you'll be leaving as a faceless one
Will I rule this world no doubt one day
Cos I'm way sicker than the Corrupted Blood Plague
Planetary burner, igniting all your servers
The bull's running with me, your only options to serve us
The moment players heard us, they've bowed at the auras
Without the need of combat, and honestly it bores us
Cos no one comes close to a smidgen of my strength
No race no faction, no ones shortening the length
Of time I'll be sitting on my throne, try? I'll split you
You'll be swimming with the fishes, floating with the Jinyu's
You're nothing but a gnome, what's a Dwarf to a Dragon?
Nothing but an insect, a fly I'll get to smackin'
Standing twice as tall as a Magantaur, savage boss
The biggest threat to ever be spawned in Azeroth
The more that I reign, the more I get colder
Executing everything from Imps to Ogres
Voidwalkers, Trolls, every part of the Forsaken
Every treasure in the world is mine for the taking
Every human in the game and those at their computer screen
Better take note that tyranny ain't new to me
A demigod but I'm far from Cenarius
The Dryads took note of that, and so they stay far from us
My only alliance is with Dan, get in line
For the slaughter that we're bringing forth, it worsens as time
Goes by, so say your goodbyes, no matter the amount
Cos after this moment, you're losing you account
[Hook: Shizzy VI]
Welcome to the World of Warcraft [x4]
[Verse 2: Dan Bull]
Thank you, Shizzy
Holla!
I'm the Asher Roth of Azeroth
Watch a man with Valor mock you
To abyssal depths amid the hellfire I ran amok
I live on got it on lock mode
Dan's hit a crossroads
I take a dollar and change it to a million
I've got loads
I go hard
I'm not just rock hard, I'm stone hard
Flow hard
Oh no, there are more blowhards
I'm a bard that's assured to make you laugh
Ask Mike Tyson what type of fuel you put in a car?
"Gath"
While other stars rest in Beverly Hills
Brad Pitt's polar opposite sites developing skills
You're acting silly, thus I spit with venom, spite
And more vocal gadgets than Iron Man while you're a Mennonite
Eminem consults me for advice
I'm Marshall's refuge
Point in case: I told him if he'd get rude
He'd get huge
I said a clever song would sell when beats are banging
Man, I love giant sub basslines and a grand piano
And I sure watch a lot of twerk clips on YouTube today
I love thunder-clapping buns
Show me that booty bay!
But when the storm peaks don't let the thunder mar
The wrinkles of grimmer things
Swinging in your bra's underwire
With all those ratchet hoes acting gross
Don't they actually know
About Venereal Disease?
They could be catching loads
I roll with practice
The fact is it makes a tighter joint
I don't vote for UKIP but I see Nigel's point
Listen chum, I come from brum, a panned area
But It's brill, and is where Tolkien lived, man, where are you?
So take your gangsta clichés and all that junk back
I don't own a single gun to necessitate a gun rack
But after my hammer falls
You'll feel the sword of vengeance
Landing on you like a thousand needles
String you up and left you hanging by a thread
See the blood, watch it trickle down
Amidst the mist, I've buried more bears than a fricking triple town
My rhymes are dark, sure
Well out of the suns reach
To the point where the dusk would be some relief
I'll do a thirty two bar verse on thumping beats
But some of you don't ever look and see the puns beneath
I've never let a failed conquest hold me under see
My domination points to genius with every tumbling leaf
Rap's lumberjack, I fell wood but when I splinter tree
Post traumatic stress flows into me
Cold and fresh as a winter spring
What can I do for a song?
I'm sure by now you've got an inkling
I've got to win, to hold the honor, grasp it tight
I grow old and see the west fall before I waive control of the mic
[Hook: Shizzy VI]
Welcome to the World of Warcraft [x2]
You're looking at the biggest beast in Warcraft
Armour way stronger than the steel that your sword has
Sharper than the claws of every demon you've encountered
And I'm known for burning legions, since no one matches my power
Blood spills, I get the taste for fun
Pop flyer than a Harpy you'll be leaving as a faceless one
Will I rule this world no doubt one day
Cos I'm way sicker than the Corrupted Blood Plague
Planetary burner, igniting all your servers
The bull's running with me, your only options to serve us
The moment players heard us, they've bowed at the auras
Without the need of combat, and honestly it bores us
Cos no one comes close to a smidgen of my strength
No race no faction, no ones shortening the length
Of time I'll be sitting on my throne, try? I'll split you
You'll be swimming with the fishes, floating with the Jinyu's
You're nothing but a gnome, what's a Dwarf to a Dragon?
Nothing but an insect, a fly I'll get to smackin'
Standing twice as tall as a Magantaur, savage boss
The biggest threat to ever be spawned in Azeroth
The more that I reign, the more I get colder
Executing everything from Imps to Ogres
Voidwalkers, Trolls, every part of the Forsaken
Every treasure in the world is mine for the taking
Every human in the game and those at their computer screen
Better take note that tyranny ain't new to me
A demigod but I'm far from Cenarius
The Dryads took note of that, and so they stay far from us
My only alliance is with Dan, get in line
For the slaughter that we're bringing forth, it worsens as time
Goes by, so say your goodbyes, no matter the amount
Cos after this moment, you're losing you account
[Hook: Shizzy VI]
Welcome to the World of Warcraft [x4]
[Verse 2: Dan Bull]
Thank you, Shizzy
Holla!
I'm the Asher Roth of Azeroth
Watch a man with Valor mock you
To abyssal depths amid the hellfire I ran amok
I live on got it on lock mode
Dan's hit a crossroads
I take a dollar and change it to a million
I've got loads
I go hard
I'm not just rock hard, I'm stone hard
Flow hard
Oh no, there are more blowhards
I'm a bard that's assured to make you laugh
Ask Mike Tyson what type of fuel you put in a car?
"Gath"
While other stars rest in Beverly Hills
Brad Pitt's polar opposite sites developing skills
You're acting silly, thus I spit with venom, spite
And more vocal gadgets than Iron Man while you're a Mennonite
Eminem consults me for advice
I'm Marshall's refuge
Point in case: I told him if he'd get rude
He'd get huge
I said a clever song would sell when beats are banging
Man, I love giant sub basslines and a grand piano
And I sure watch a lot of twerk clips on YouTube today
I love thunder-clapping buns
Show me that booty bay!
But when the storm peaks don't let the thunder mar
The wrinkles of grimmer things
Swinging in your bra's underwire
With all those ratchet hoes acting gross
Don't they actually know
About Venereal Disease?
They could be catching loads
I roll with practice
The fact is it makes a tighter joint
I don't vote for UKIP but I see Nigel's point
Listen chum, I come from brum, a panned area
But It's brill, and is where Tolkien lived, man, where are you?
So take your gangsta clichés and all that junk back
I don't own a single gun to necessitate a gun rack
But after my hammer falls
You'll feel the sword of vengeance
Landing on you like a thousand needles
String you up and left you hanging by a thread
See the blood, watch it trickle down
Amidst the mist, I've buried more bears than a fricking triple town
My rhymes are dark, sure
Well out of the suns reach
To the point where the dusk would be some relief
I'll do a thirty two bar verse on thumping beats
But some of you don't ever look and see the puns beneath
I've never let a failed conquest hold me under see
My domination points to genius with every tumbling leaf
Rap's lumberjack, I fell wood but when I splinter tree
Post traumatic stress flows into me
Cold and fresh as a winter spring
What can I do for a song?
I'm sure by now you've got an inkling
I've got to win, to hold the honor, grasp it tight
I grow old and see the west fall before I waive control of the mic
[Hook: Shizzy VI]
Welcome to the World of Warcraft [x2]
Monopoly Money lyrics - Dan Bull
[Intro:]
Me? I rap about games!
Yeah, we've gathered that by now
Who said I can't rap about board games, bruv
Somebody... presumably
Keepin' it old school, init bruv?
Yes it is
Check it!
Ch-check it...
[Verse 1:]
I'm not a property magnate
I'm a property magnet
Your offers, I'm knocking them back quick
As if I'm popping a tablet
Not stopping 'til I've got in the last bid
I splash quids side to side like my ad libs
Damn rich! Made of bread like a sandwich
Six figure plus cash sums are my language
Turning every opportunity to my advantage
So I can afford anything I've ever fancied
Shh! Here's an advanced tip to fill up your bank quick
Buy everything you fricking can while you're in transit
Take out the other gangs quick, bloods and crips
Make their bank balance even tighter than your hand grips
Fingers clamp tipped like a titanium vice when I'm shaking the dice
You didn't take my advice and I'm not saying it twice
Alright, I'm saying it twice
I'm bankrupting you so say your goodbyes
Uhh
[Bridge:]
Do not pass Go
And do not collect $200
[Hook:]
I'm a cataclysm of capitalism
Stacking the dividends as I rap on the rhythm
I'm lacking humility, never lacking in income
This isn't a city, it's a kingdom
I got dat Monopoly money
You're not going to take my property from me
I got dat Monopoly money
You're not going to take my property from me
[Verse 2:]
I'm not going to lie; the Monopoly guy
Looks impossibly fly in a top hat, moustache and a tie
I properly rock at Monopoly
You're probably not going to topple me
Even if your house burned down it wouldn't be hot property
Got money on my mind, I might require a lobotomy
I'm all about the green and I'm not discussing botany
But ruck with me and I might need to lick some broccoli
You're economically unsound like an art degree
My pocket's deep enough to feed everyone sleeping rough
But you don't beat the competition treating poverty
I'm really sorry that there's people that aren't eating properly
I acknowledge it's a problem, but not for me
What, you really think I'd know how to play fair?
When I was raised in a hotel on Mayfair?
I'd prefer to stay here, you can stay there
But as you're passing by, you'd better pay the fare
[Hook:]
I'm a cataclysm of capitalism
Stacking the dividends as I rap on the rhythm
I'm lacking humility, never lacking in income
This isn't a city, it's a kingdom
Monopoly. Hot property
I am Dan Bull and I rock a beat
Monopoly. Hot property
I am Dan Bull and I rock a beat
[Outro:]
Has anyone ever actually finished a Monopoly game
Without overturning the board and throwing little buildings everywhere?
Not me... Not me
Consoles? You're next
Me? I rap about games!
Yeah, we've gathered that by now
Who said I can't rap about board games, bruv
Somebody... presumably
Keepin' it old school, init bruv?
Yes it is
Check it!
Ch-check it...
[Verse 1:]
I'm not a property magnate
I'm a property magnet
Your offers, I'm knocking them back quick
As if I'm popping a tablet
Not stopping 'til I've got in the last bid
I splash quids side to side like my ad libs
Damn rich! Made of bread like a sandwich
Six figure plus cash sums are my language
Turning every opportunity to my advantage
So I can afford anything I've ever fancied
Shh! Here's an advanced tip to fill up your bank quick
Buy everything you fricking can while you're in transit
Take out the other gangs quick, bloods and crips
Make their bank balance even tighter than your hand grips
Fingers clamp tipped like a titanium vice when I'm shaking the dice
You didn't take my advice and I'm not saying it twice
Alright, I'm saying it twice
I'm bankrupting you so say your goodbyes
Uhh
[Bridge:]
Do not pass Go
And do not collect $200
[Hook:]
I'm a cataclysm of capitalism
Stacking the dividends as I rap on the rhythm
I'm lacking humility, never lacking in income
This isn't a city, it's a kingdom
I got dat Monopoly money
You're not going to take my property from me
I got dat Monopoly money
You're not going to take my property from me
[Verse 2:]
I'm not going to lie; the Monopoly guy
Looks impossibly fly in a top hat, moustache and a tie
I properly rock at Monopoly
You're probably not going to topple me
Even if your house burned down it wouldn't be hot property
Got money on my mind, I might require a lobotomy
I'm all about the green and I'm not discussing botany
But ruck with me and I might need to lick some broccoli
You're economically unsound like an art degree
My pocket's deep enough to feed everyone sleeping rough
But you don't beat the competition treating poverty
I'm really sorry that there's people that aren't eating properly
I acknowledge it's a problem, but not for me
What, you really think I'd know how to play fair?
When I was raised in a hotel on Mayfair?
I'd prefer to stay here, you can stay there
But as you're passing by, you'd better pay the fare
[Hook:]
I'm a cataclysm of capitalism
Stacking the dividends as I rap on the rhythm
I'm lacking humility, never lacking in income
This isn't a city, it's a kingdom
Monopoly. Hot property
I am Dan Bull and I rock a beat
Monopoly. Hot property
I am Dan Bull and I rock a beat
[Outro:]
Has anyone ever actually finished a Monopoly game
Without overturning the board and throwing little buildings everywhere?
Not me... Not me
Consoles? You're next
The Fast Blue Hedgehog Song lyrics - Dan Bull
Ah ah ah!
Put on my red shoes and fasten up the buckles
Flex and stretch my legs, Oh so supple
Call Amy, Tails and Knuckles
We`re ready for a scuffle
And feathers`ll be ruffled
Amy rose is a lady that knows
How to handle a hammer
Shes aiming the blows
There ain`t no evading the throws
With one little tap she`s breaking your nose
Tails sails through the air like a gale
With chaos trying to take him down to no avail
He`ll scale hills and vales
Valleys and mountains `til we prevail
Knuckles
Is a though old echidna
How he got so big`s an enigma
As a unit they`re lifting the stigma
That woodland creatures have little charisma
Spikes on my back strike and attack
Any lyre, boa, mamba, python or asp
Whiche type of life`s even faster than light?
You`re frightened to ask, it is I
I`m the supersonic sonic im on it
Like a comet at velocities that makes you want vomit
Breaking your sound barrier like a gromet
Would they ever stop me?
Far from it
Im running to the summit
I`m honest, that`s a promise
On every gold ring that i`ve got within my wallet
Bling!
Got to get those rings
Spread those wings
And wreck those things
Disinfect those stings
I`m a retro link to the future
Electro swing
Being blue, sir
Is the next big thing
There`s a spring in my step so let`s go
Thrilling
There`s a pillock called lyric and he`s going to get it
He`ll feel the force of everything were going to give him
The biggest of his wishes is to kick us off the rythm
But were never going to give in
Never going to let him
He`s never going to get anything that he threatened
Whatever the weapon
We`re old school so we`re prepping a lesson
He`ll learn that we`re never subject to agression
We`re the woodland creatures
With grand features
That`ll make you scream for the bleachers
Bringing heat like a fever
With elite beats that`ll give your speakers seizures
Dbs exeeding the reading of the meters
`Til you`re pleading for a breather
[*ihm, ihm*]
While we just beat snake egg enemies to the etheeeeeeeeer
Ow!
I'm a blue flame bolt
Ow!
I'm a blue flame bolt
Ow, Ow!
I'm a blue flame bolt
Screw Usain Bolt
I'm a blue flame bolt
Ow!
I'm a blue flame bolt
Ow!
I'm a blue flame bolt
Ow, Ow!
I'm a blue flame bolt
Screw Usain Bolt
I'm a blue flame bolt
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a blue flame bolt
And a Hedgehog
Put on my red shoes and fasten up the buckles
Flex and stretch my legs, Oh so supple
Call Amy, Tails and Knuckles
We`re ready for a scuffle
And feathers`ll be ruffled
Amy rose is a lady that knows
How to handle a hammer
Shes aiming the blows
There ain`t no evading the throws
With one little tap she`s breaking your nose
Tails sails through the air like a gale
With chaos trying to take him down to no avail
He`ll scale hills and vales
Valleys and mountains `til we prevail
Knuckles
Is a though old echidna
How he got so big`s an enigma
As a unit they`re lifting the stigma
That woodland creatures have little charisma
Spikes on my back strike and attack
Any lyre, boa, mamba, python or asp
Whiche type of life`s even faster than light?
You`re frightened to ask, it is I
I`m the supersonic sonic im on it
Like a comet at velocities that makes you want vomit
Breaking your sound barrier like a gromet
Would they ever stop me?
Far from it
Im running to the summit
I`m honest, that`s a promise
On every gold ring that i`ve got within my wallet
Bling!
Got to get those rings
Spread those wings
And wreck those things
Disinfect those stings
I`m a retro link to the future
Electro swing
Being blue, sir
Is the next big thing
There`s a spring in my step so let`s go
Thrilling
There`s a pillock called lyric and he`s going to get it
He`ll feel the force of everything were going to give him
The biggest of his wishes is to kick us off the rythm
But were never going to give in
Never going to let him
He`s never going to get anything that he threatened
Whatever the weapon
We`re old school so we`re prepping a lesson
He`ll learn that we`re never subject to agression
We`re the woodland creatures
With grand features
That`ll make you scream for the bleachers
Bringing heat like a fever
With elite beats that`ll give your speakers seizures
Dbs exeeding the reading of the meters
`Til you`re pleading for a breather
[*ihm, ihm*]
While we just beat snake egg enemies to the etheeeeeeeeer
Ow!
I'm a blue flame bolt
Ow!
I'm a blue flame bolt
Ow, Ow!
I'm a blue flame bolt
Screw Usain Bolt
I'm a blue flame bolt
Ow!
I'm a blue flame bolt
Ow!
I'm a blue flame bolt
Ow, Ow!
I'm a blue flame bolt
Screw Usain Bolt
I'm a blue flame bolt
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a blue flame bolt
And a Hedgehog
Payday lyrics - Dan Bull
Newspapers strewn
Warm bodies sprawling
Appalling
It'll be in the papers tomorrow morning
Along with mourning
The names of the fallen
Embodied in bold print for you to take as a warning
Never intervene with the American dream
We do whatever for the green
Fill you with lead up in the streets
For that liquid cash
Hot red liquid splash marks
Spattered on your dash then dash
Brash
We bring the hustle
Back to sinew and muscle
Cracked bone
Cracked glass
Cracked windows in the tussle
Flash ringing from the muzzle
'Til you're cinders in the rubble
I don't value pigs unless they're sniffing for the Truffles
I'm singing for the struggle
What you bringing to the scuffle?
I'm about to come and stick a pin into your bubble
Here's a cop killer for your trouble
Blood spattered on the asphalt
But it doesn't matter
Rat a tat tat
Fuck a black mask
When death is entertainment then I'd better act daft
Like the Beatles on the rooftop
The police'll never let it be or get me to stop
You or me are going to soon drop
Down a staircase flight or fire escape
To a violent fate
Fight or flight kick in right away
Rotate
But there's no turning back
You're going to roast
Flames are going to burn your back
Murder rap
I'm sure you've heard of that
This is the real deal
No limit to who we'll do in and what we'll steal
And if you feel ill
Then you can go away
This is the USA
If you can't take it you'll be thrown away
But if you don't back down you'll be blown away
Your wife'll tell your kids "Daddy isn't coming home today"
Mayday!
Mayday!
The situation's getting cray cray
I'm Jesse James in his heyday
I'll face your grenades, melee weapons, AKs
Arrange the date of your funeral
And the wake is my payday
They'll say that you were brave, pray
For the angels to change
The state's got to save face
I say grace
Cos tonight you dine in paradise
While I take a plane
Hijack a flight to Paraguay
I can't taste the prepackaged airline meal
And I can't say what the Hell I feel
You made a dogs dinner
On a dog day afternoon
I must be off, sorry
But I'm going have to shoot
Said You made a dogs dinner
On a dog day afternoon
I must be off, sorry
But I'm going have to shoot!
In God We Trust...
Warm bodies sprawling
Appalling
It'll be in the papers tomorrow morning
Along with mourning
The names of the fallen
Embodied in bold print for you to take as a warning
Never intervene with the American dream
We do whatever for the green
Fill you with lead up in the streets
For that liquid cash
Hot red liquid splash marks
Spattered on your dash then dash
Brash
We bring the hustle
Back to sinew and muscle
Cracked bone
Cracked glass
Cracked windows in the tussle
Flash ringing from the muzzle
'Til you're cinders in the rubble
I don't value pigs unless they're sniffing for the Truffles
I'm singing for the struggle
What you bringing to the scuffle?
I'm about to come and stick a pin into your bubble
Here's a cop killer for your trouble
Blood spattered on the asphalt
But it doesn't matter
Rat a tat tat
Fuck a black mask
When death is entertainment then I'd better act daft
Like the Beatles on the rooftop
The police'll never let it be or get me to stop
You or me are going to soon drop
Down a staircase flight or fire escape
To a violent fate
Fight or flight kick in right away
Rotate
But there's no turning back
You're going to roast
Flames are going to burn your back
Murder rap
I'm sure you've heard of that
This is the real deal
No limit to who we'll do in and what we'll steal
And if you feel ill
Then you can go away
This is the USA
If you can't take it you'll be thrown away
But if you don't back down you'll be blown away
Your wife'll tell your kids "Daddy isn't coming home today"
Mayday!
Mayday!
The situation's getting cray cray
I'm Jesse James in his heyday
I'll face your grenades, melee weapons, AKs
Arrange the date of your funeral
And the wake is my payday
They'll say that you were brave, pray
For the angels to change
The state's got to save face
I say grace
Cos tonight you dine in paradise
While I take a plane
Hijack a flight to Paraguay
I can't taste the prepackaged airline meal
And I can't say what the Hell I feel
You made a dogs dinner
On a dog day afternoon
I must be off, sorry
But I'm going have to shoot
Said You made a dogs dinner
On a dog day afternoon
I must be off, sorry
But I'm going have to shoot!
In God We Trust...
Half-Life lyrics - Dan Bull
[Verse 1:]
Good to meet you, cordial greetings (Hi!)
They call me Gordon Freeman
And up until this morning
I was an ordinary normal human
Eating and reading the ingredients on a box of cereals
Then heading off to the Office of Anomalous Materials
Realise I’m late so I’ll have to catch you later
Gotta catch a train to Black Mesa’s anti-mass chamber
Put on my hazmat in case the vat breaks ‘cause that’s dangerous
You’d have to evade the blast radius of a resonance cascade that’s
The last stage of –
Ah, ahh! It’s . . . it’s actually, it’s actually happening
Th-this is not good! This is – shit
Wake up in the chamber with a bad head
Everybody in the lab dead
I better had fled, this is dead rad
Get it? Dead rad, hit a headcrab
With a crowbar, I’m a lonestar
Yo, guard! Gotta go, but I’ll owe you a postcard
Oh darn! Life is so hard, with no halves
Let alone half, like a diet with low carbs
But I like it so far
Life now has a worth and a purpose
Find out what on earth is occurring
Wipe out any vermin that’s stirring
Fly now to the surface and hurrry
There’s a person that’s lurking, queer
Think I’ve seen him working here
Gee, man, I’m not really certain what he’s observing
But I’m going to persevere, though I’m mere-
Ly an engineer, I’ll end your career
[Hook:]
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Man (And!)
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman (Who?)
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Man (And!)
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman
[Verse 2:]
Damn, everybody’s after me
Guess that’s the way it has to be
From Black Ops to G-Man and all these dastardly
Bastard beings, masked marines
I’m blasting things with SPAS-12s
Then take a break to recharge my shield and grab health
Electric impulses convulse with the most violent sound
Sending houndeyes to the pound, firing rounds
Sliding round mines, if life has half a meaning, well I’ve found mine
Bouncing through the sky so high that I’m on cloud nine
Low gravity provides some downtime to hit the ground
I am bringing down giants as if they’re fricking houseflies
Hitch a ride inside a monorail car
Swinging off a tentacle like ahhhhhhhh!
I get in the ring with anybody, man, who’s on next?
I’ll wreck you, trekking from the land of Xen to Lambda Complex
Hang on one sec, I think I’ve got the wrong specs
That baby looks gargantuan, these lenses can’t be convex
Imagine the conception; that must have been some sex
Not to mention giving birth to it; how much can bums stretch?
But enough talk of proportions and awkward contortions
To pull the portal shut calls for the goriest abortion
[Hook:]
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman (And!)
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-man (Who?)
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman (And!)
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-man
Good to meet you, cordial greetings (Hi!)
They call me Gordon Freeman
And up until this morning
I was an ordinary normal human
Eating and reading the ingredients on a box of cereals
Then heading off to the Office of Anomalous Materials
Realise I’m late so I’ll have to catch you later
Gotta catch a train to Black Mesa’s anti-mass chamber
Put on my hazmat in case the vat breaks ‘cause that’s dangerous
You’d have to evade the blast radius of a resonance cascade that’s
The last stage of –
Ah, ahh! It’s . . . it’s actually, it’s actually happening
Th-this is not good! This is – shit
Wake up in the chamber with a bad head
Everybody in the lab dead
I better had fled, this is dead rad
Get it? Dead rad, hit a headcrab
With a crowbar, I’m a lonestar
Yo, guard! Gotta go, but I’ll owe you a postcard
Oh darn! Life is so hard, with no halves
Let alone half, like a diet with low carbs
But I like it so far
Life now has a worth and a purpose
Find out what on earth is occurring
Wipe out any vermin that’s stirring
Fly now to the surface and hurrry
There’s a person that’s lurking, queer
Think I’ve seen him working here
Gee, man, I’m not really certain what he’s observing
But I’m going to persevere, though I’m mere-
Ly an engineer, I’ll end your career
[Hook:]
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Man (And!)
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman (Who?)
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Man (And!)
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman
[Verse 2:]
Damn, everybody’s after me
Guess that’s the way it has to be
From Black Ops to G-Man and all these dastardly
Bastard beings, masked marines
I’m blasting things with SPAS-12s
Then take a break to recharge my shield and grab health
Electric impulses convulse with the most violent sound
Sending houndeyes to the pound, firing rounds
Sliding round mines, if life has half a meaning, well I’ve found mine
Bouncing through the sky so high that I’m on cloud nine
Low gravity provides some downtime to hit the ground
I am bringing down giants as if they’re fricking houseflies
Hitch a ride inside a monorail car
Swinging off a tentacle like ahhhhhhhh!
I get in the ring with anybody, man, who’s on next?
I’ll wreck you, trekking from the land of Xen to Lambda Complex
Hang on one sec, I think I’ve got the wrong specs
That baby looks gargantuan, these lenses can’t be convex
Imagine the conception; that must have been some sex
Not to mention giving birth to it; how much can bums stretch?
But enough talk of proportions and awkward contortions
To pull the portal shut calls for the goriest abortion
[Hook:]
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman (And!)
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-man (Who?)
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman (And!)
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-man
Evolve lyrics - Dan Bull
We're here (Where?) Shear, shh, they're near
Listen, they can detect fear like sizzling bacons and eggs
We're next on the breakfast menu, I thus am sensing some ennui
'Cause there's a funny running through my tummy
And I really don't reckon it's appendicitis
Ready to get in a fight, thrust
And break something off like a fresh baked pie crust
Tireless when I bust spineless dinos up with mindless violence
Look, I've got the minds touch, each type of life that I touch is a pile of dust
You might rise up like Lazarus but you can't Hyde, I'll find you, trust
I'm biased against a Goliath, wiping him out like a pest or a virus
You'll never survive unless you're as clever as Caira
And you ain't, I bet you a fiver, my Trapper will track you to base
Even if it's deep as a trap track packed full of bass
I'm cracking ahead, cracking a Kraken in the head
He's lacking the cred, man, I'm back in your ends
And attacking your nest so you'll have to defend it
My manner and method of wrecking your plans like a Gent is actually splendid
That Chap's too cray, tell 2K, pulling your cranium off like a toupée
Keeping up appearances and insist on pronouncing bucket as bouquet
True say, don't get involved in Evolve if your soul isn't wholly controlled
To revolve round the goal ripping holes into all you behold
Keep it cold, you've been told
Said, don't get involved in Evolve, if your soul isn't wholly controlled
To revolve round the goal ripping holes into all you behold
Keep it cold, you've been told
Don't say you haven't been
Because you obviously have
Listen, they can detect fear like sizzling bacons and eggs
We're next on the breakfast menu, I thus am sensing some ennui
'Cause there's a funny running through my tummy
And I really don't reckon it's appendicitis
Ready to get in a fight, thrust
And break something off like a fresh baked pie crust
Tireless when I bust spineless dinos up with mindless violence
Look, I've got the minds touch, each type of life that I touch is a pile of dust
You might rise up like Lazarus but you can't Hyde, I'll find you, trust
I'm biased against a Goliath, wiping him out like a pest or a virus
You'll never survive unless you're as clever as Caira
And you ain't, I bet you a fiver, my Trapper will track you to base
Even if it's deep as a trap track packed full of bass
I'm cracking ahead, cracking a Kraken in the head
He's lacking the cred, man, I'm back in your ends
And attacking your nest so you'll have to defend it
My manner and method of wrecking your plans like a Gent is actually splendid
That Chap's too cray, tell 2K, pulling your cranium off like a toupée
Keeping up appearances and insist on pronouncing bucket as bouquet
True say, don't get involved in Evolve if your soul isn't wholly controlled
To revolve round the goal ripping holes into all you behold
Keep it cold, you've been told
Said, don't get involved in Evolve, if your soul isn't wholly controlled
To revolve round the goal ripping holes into all you behold
Keep it cold, you've been told
Don't say you haven't been
Because you obviously have
Dying Light (feat. Iniquity Rhymes) lyrics - Dan Bull
[Intro:]
It's dark, and Hell is hot
Dan Bull...
Iniquity...
Let's go...
(Yea, yea, yea!)
[Verse 1: Dan Bull]
I'm Kyle Crane, taking down anybody with a vile brain
Best stay still or they just may feel
An iddy biddy little bit of mild pain
Sunrise, it's burgling time, I don't wanna die so I work in the light
To swerve all the psychotic murderers lurking at night
Far cry from a Turkish Delight
Cos when the night falls, you require giant balls
Just to survive, I hope you like to climb walls
Be mindful and just know that you might fall any moment
There's no slowing their roll when they're going with no control
And you know it, I swear by the penis on me
I wouldn't wanna be the zombie
There's a meanness, I feel it strongly
I can be as mean as the Viet Cong be
I treat these eejits wrongly
Their bodies are an ambling canvas
For an artist of the art of survival
And the university of life's my campus
Go ham on the thankless bandits, madness!
In your pants there's a dampness
I'll grab an axe and I'll have you handless
Or maybe take a hammer to your hippocampus
Pro scavenger son, you're an amateur one
When I handle a gun, the damage is done
And although this is serious business
I admit that I'm having some fun
[Hook: Dan Bull]
The Light's dying and dim, the night's trying to get in
Am I hiding, lying crying quiet, whining with the whitest skin?
NO! the Light's dying and dim, the night's trying to get in
I'm climbing, fighting, grinding, swiping, slicing, striving to win!
[Verse 2: Iniquity Rhymes]
Whose light is dead? Shit, it's not mine
I been shinin' through the Slums now and I'm quite fed
Still hungry for more so the Zombies see gore
The king warlord, your corpse'll recite death
Pipes, pistols, propane tanks, the pain is pure
Man, I'm going postal
Bites? Bitch you won't gain haste
I'm the bane of your existence, boastful
I'm feared by infected, so hereby respected
By nearby survivors with hope
I'm more fierce by the second, adhere to my weapon
No mere title reckons my wrath, I'm the G.O.A.T
I'll sleep when I'm done, til then believe the world's my arsenal
While I'm out here slaying volatiles, they bleed
Tell me will ya balls see growth?
No bolter escapes my range, the massacre is bound to happen
Homie, this soldier awakes with rage
These bastards are astounded, fasten
Ya seatbelt - they're like, "He's hell,"
"Better stay back or our blueprints will rot"
Whether the crowbar or cricket bat, given that I'm a beast
I send biters to their box
Here goes - I'm here to prove myself
Dan Bull and Iniquity Rhymes
These bars'll give you that 8 mile syndrome
It hits home, Lose Yourself in fractions of time
Fight for your life, is it rude if I mention
I frighteningly like all the feuds with Rais' Henchmen
I might even bite, you will lose and die drenched in
The blood of my foes, ensue all of my vengeance
Dying Light
[Hook: Dan Bull]
The Light's dying and dim, the night's trying to get in
Am I hiding, lying crying quiet, whining with the whitest skin?
NO! the Light's dying and dim, the night's trying to get in
I'm climbing, fighting, grinding, swiping, slicing, striving to win!
[Outro:]
This is some shit to see
Dan Bull and Iniquity
This is some shit to see
Dan Bull and Iniquity
This is some shit to see
Dan Bull and Iniquity
Goodnight, and goodluck!
It's dark, and Hell is hot
Dan Bull...
Iniquity...
Let's go...
(Yea, yea, yea!)
[Verse 1: Dan Bull]
I'm Kyle Crane, taking down anybody with a vile brain
Best stay still or they just may feel
An iddy biddy little bit of mild pain
Sunrise, it's burgling time, I don't wanna die so I work in the light
To swerve all the psychotic murderers lurking at night
Far cry from a Turkish Delight
Cos when the night falls, you require giant balls
Just to survive, I hope you like to climb walls
Be mindful and just know that you might fall any moment
There's no slowing their roll when they're going with no control
And you know it, I swear by the penis on me
I wouldn't wanna be the zombie
There's a meanness, I feel it strongly
I can be as mean as the Viet Cong be
I treat these eejits wrongly
Their bodies are an ambling canvas
For an artist of the art of survival
And the university of life's my campus
Go ham on the thankless bandits, madness!
In your pants there's a dampness
I'll grab an axe and I'll have you handless
Or maybe take a hammer to your hippocampus
Pro scavenger son, you're an amateur one
When I handle a gun, the damage is done
And although this is serious business
I admit that I'm having some fun
[Hook: Dan Bull]
The Light's dying and dim, the night's trying to get in
Am I hiding, lying crying quiet, whining with the whitest skin?
NO! the Light's dying and dim, the night's trying to get in
I'm climbing, fighting, grinding, swiping, slicing, striving to win!
[Verse 2: Iniquity Rhymes]
Whose light is dead? Shit, it's not mine
I been shinin' through the Slums now and I'm quite fed
Still hungry for more so the Zombies see gore
The king warlord, your corpse'll recite death
Pipes, pistols, propane tanks, the pain is pure
Man, I'm going postal
Bites? Bitch you won't gain haste
I'm the bane of your existence, boastful
I'm feared by infected, so hereby respected
By nearby survivors with hope
I'm more fierce by the second, adhere to my weapon
No mere title reckons my wrath, I'm the G.O.A.T
I'll sleep when I'm done, til then believe the world's my arsenal
While I'm out here slaying volatiles, they bleed
Tell me will ya balls see growth?
No bolter escapes my range, the massacre is bound to happen
Homie, this soldier awakes with rage
These bastards are astounded, fasten
Ya seatbelt - they're like, "He's hell,"
"Better stay back or our blueprints will rot"
Whether the crowbar or cricket bat, given that I'm a beast
I send biters to their box
Here goes - I'm here to prove myself
Dan Bull and Iniquity Rhymes
These bars'll give you that 8 mile syndrome
It hits home, Lose Yourself in fractions of time
Fight for your life, is it rude if I mention
I frighteningly like all the feuds with Rais' Henchmen
I might even bite, you will lose and die drenched in
The blood of my foes, ensue all of my vengeance
Dying Light
[Hook: Dan Bull]
The Light's dying and dim, the night's trying to get in
Am I hiding, lying crying quiet, whining with the whitest skin?
NO! the Light's dying and dim, the night's trying to get in
I'm climbing, fighting, grinding, swiping, slicing, striving to win!
[Outro:]
This is some shit to see
Dan Bull and Iniquity
This is some shit to see
Dan Bull and Iniquity
This is some shit to see
Dan Bull and Iniquity
Goodnight, and goodluck!
Trials Fusion lyrics - Dan Bull
I'm sitting on the saddle of my motorcylce
Kicking up the gravel that'll poke your eyeball
Making roads though only sidewards
Go to the right 'til I pawn my rivals
My bike can fly, I'm rising skyward
You wouldn't like to try this but I would
Go higher
No wires
'Til my bones are broke like plywood
Two wheels and a health care policy
When I ride, there's a health scare, honestly
With the hospital costs that I've got
Every third world debt could be dropped and forgot
Look chum, between me and you
There must be an easier route
But if I took a bus for an easy commute
Then I wouldn't see the scenery too
My team is a beaut
Fifty nifty people who
Who can easily do maneuvers
That need to be seen to believe to be true
We'll leave it to you
To see a futuristic mystic misfit
Do the sickest flip trick in the district
'Til I break stuff like the dude that's in limp bizkit
You're too simplistic to risk it
You could sit and sift through statistics
And never see another human who's sadistic
Masochistic
Through ballistics
Kick in the ignition 'til my boots are twisted
True peristence and brutal quickness
Rips through resistance of stupid nitwits
It's a twist of the wrist and the gears are shifted
Give me a kiss
Oops, I smeared your lipstick
Clearly gifted, considerably
We're here to get lifted, literally
If you're in my vision even peripherally
I'll rip you to little pieces deliberately
Plenty more fish in the sea, I'm throwing nets out
Picking a team, only the best, wow
Collectively we're going to leave you stressed out
'Til evidently you gonna need a rest
Pow
I apologise for my intrusion
But I want to fight with Isaac Newton
When I ride my bike disproving his life's delusion
I'd confuse him
Sir
Gravity is a trite illusion
That tries reducing my skyward movement
But my conclusion is I'm going to fly
It's trials fusion
Kicking up the gravel that'll poke your eyeball
Making roads though only sidewards
Go to the right 'til I pawn my rivals
My bike can fly, I'm rising skyward
You wouldn't like to try this but I would
Go higher
No wires
'Til my bones are broke like plywood
Two wheels and a health care policy
When I ride, there's a health scare, honestly
With the hospital costs that I've got
Every third world debt could be dropped and forgot
Look chum, between me and you
There must be an easier route
But if I took a bus for an easy commute
Then I wouldn't see the scenery too
My team is a beaut
Fifty nifty people who
Who can easily do maneuvers
That need to be seen to believe to be true
We'll leave it to you
To see a futuristic mystic misfit
Do the sickest flip trick in the district
'Til I break stuff like the dude that's in limp bizkit
You're too simplistic to risk it
You could sit and sift through statistics
And never see another human who's sadistic
Masochistic
Through ballistics
Kick in the ignition 'til my boots are twisted
True peristence and brutal quickness
Rips through resistance of stupid nitwits
It's a twist of the wrist and the gears are shifted
Give me a kiss
Oops, I smeared your lipstick
Clearly gifted, considerably
We're here to get lifted, literally
If you're in my vision even peripherally
I'll rip you to little pieces deliberately
Plenty more fish in the sea, I'm throwing nets out
Picking a team, only the best, wow
Collectively we're going to leave you stressed out
'Til evidently you gonna need a rest
Pow
I apologise for my intrusion
But I want to fight with Isaac Newton
When I ride my bike disproving his life's delusion
I'd confuse him
Sir
Gravity is a trite illusion
That tries reducing my skyward movement
But my conclusion is I'm going to fly
It's trials fusion
Super Smash Bros (feat. VI Seconds) lyrics - Dan Bull
[Intro:]
[Dan Bull:] Oi, Shizzy!
[Shizzy:] Yeah?
[Dan Bull:] Rap battle? Super Smash Brothers?
[Shizzy:] Wreck
[Dan Bull:] Sorted
[Verse 1: Shizzy]
Look, you've been invited to the battlefield of war
With a cast of characters I'm sure you have all seen before
I'm the Master Hand from smacking you, I'm snatching up your score
Ganon to the Dorf, slamming to the floor, kats I'm packing up for sure
Trophy on my shelf after Yoshi loses his health
Eating like Wario, I gradually loosen my belt
Cuz I get a tad gassy after having devoured
Competitors for an hour, more boss than Bowser
[Verse 2: Dan Bull]
I'm a bad mother! The master of Super Smash Brothers
True fact, don't believe me? Then you can ask others
Got fond memories of smashing them like past lovers
So amass your gang together for the Last Supper
I'll hack and slash them like a beam sword through a pack of butter
I'm heavyweight rolling through like a fat trucker
Slap daft buggers from behind like a back scrubber
Give you a palette swap, to blue and black colours
[Verse 3: Shizzy]
Back brother! Venues get ripped for days
Powerful, like Skull Kid, I'll flip the stage
It won't take a Final Smash from me to bring you D-Day
I'll just wind up and punch your lights out like DK
What did he say? You never heard someone mad before?
Murdering anyone ever to make it, like the Master Core?
If you're taking a minute to battle it's easy
Break the controller, blast your TV
That'll be way better off for your health
It'll be worse if you ever did see me
[Hook: Dan Bull]
Smash! Smash!
Brother, smash! Smash!
You better dash! Dash!
Brother, dash! Dash!
Or you'll get smashed! Smash!
Brother, smash! Smash!
You better dash! Dash!
Brother, dash! Dash!
Or you'll get smashed!
[Verse 4: Dan Bull]
Do you want to demolish this jaunty song?
Take me on one v one, I'll prove you promptly wrong
You're an iddy biddy little Diddy, I'm a Donkey Kong
I'm a Fazioli grand piano, you're a Honky Tonk
Is it bad form to smack you off the platform
So hard your head cracks open like a Smash Ball?
My home run bat will smack you through the back door
So hard you'll be like: "Ow, what you do that for?"
[Verse 5: Shizzy]
Spitting that fire and bringing you hell
Chillen in first? I got a Blue Shell
Go tell ya momma and go tell ya gramma
If they play too I'm swinging a hammer
I'm taking no damage I'm holding the star
And I'm more of a star than a Luma with bars
A legend in fact you can ask about him
I'll burn you like punches from Captain Falcon
[Verse 6: Dan Bull]
I'll cook and sauté you 'til we need some more players
What's fun is four players, as fun as foreplay is
I ain't got beef with you, you little Pikachu
But come and see me on the stage if you're eager to
You'll see the truth, the reason for my fame
When I finish you, what can I say but "Game."
[Hook: Dan Bull]
Smash! Smash!
Brother, smash! Smash!
You better dash! Dash!
Brother, dash! Dash!
Or you'll get smashed! Smash!
Brother, smash! Smash!
You better dash! Dash!
Brother, dash! Dash!
Or you'll get smashed!
[Outro: Dan Bull]
Smaaaashed
Smaaaaaaaashed
Smaaaaaaaaaaaaashed
[Dan Bull:] Oi, Shizzy!
[Shizzy:] Yeah?
[Dan Bull:] Rap battle? Super Smash Brothers?
[Shizzy:] Wreck
[Dan Bull:] Sorted
[Verse 1: Shizzy]
Look, you've been invited to the battlefield of war
With a cast of characters I'm sure you have all seen before
I'm the Master Hand from smacking you, I'm snatching up your score
Ganon to the Dorf, slamming to the floor, kats I'm packing up for sure
Trophy on my shelf after Yoshi loses his health
Eating like Wario, I gradually loosen my belt
Cuz I get a tad gassy after having devoured
Competitors for an hour, more boss than Bowser
[Verse 2: Dan Bull]
I'm a bad mother! The master of Super Smash Brothers
True fact, don't believe me? Then you can ask others
Got fond memories of smashing them like past lovers
So amass your gang together for the Last Supper
I'll hack and slash them like a beam sword through a pack of butter
I'm heavyweight rolling through like a fat trucker
Slap daft buggers from behind like a back scrubber
Give you a palette swap, to blue and black colours
[Verse 3: Shizzy]
Back brother! Venues get ripped for days
Powerful, like Skull Kid, I'll flip the stage
It won't take a Final Smash from me to bring you D-Day
I'll just wind up and punch your lights out like DK
What did he say? You never heard someone mad before?
Murdering anyone ever to make it, like the Master Core?
If you're taking a minute to battle it's easy
Break the controller, blast your TV
That'll be way better off for your health
It'll be worse if you ever did see me
[Hook: Dan Bull]
Smash! Smash!
Brother, smash! Smash!
You better dash! Dash!
Brother, dash! Dash!
Or you'll get smashed! Smash!
Brother, smash! Smash!
You better dash! Dash!
Brother, dash! Dash!
Or you'll get smashed!
[Verse 4: Dan Bull]
Do you want to demolish this jaunty song?
Take me on one v one, I'll prove you promptly wrong
You're an iddy biddy little Diddy, I'm a Donkey Kong
I'm a Fazioli grand piano, you're a Honky Tonk
Is it bad form to smack you off the platform
So hard your head cracks open like a Smash Ball?
My home run bat will smack you through the back door
So hard you'll be like: "Ow, what you do that for?"
[Verse 5: Shizzy]
Spitting that fire and bringing you hell
Chillen in first? I got a Blue Shell
Go tell ya momma and go tell ya gramma
If they play too I'm swinging a hammer
I'm taking no damage I'm holding the star
And I'm more of a star than a Luma with bars
A legend in fact you can ask about him
I'll burn you like punches from Captain Falcon
[Verse 6: Dan Bull]
I'll cook and sauté you 'til we need some more players
What's fun is four players, as fun as foreplay is
I ain't got beef with you, you little Pikachu
But come and see me on the stage if you're eager to
You'll see the truth, the reason for my fame
When I finish you, what can I say but "Game."
[Hook: Dan Bull]
Smash! Smash!
Brother, smash! Smash!
You better dash! Dash!
Brother, dash! Dash!
Or you'll get smashed! Smash!
Brother, smash! Smash!
You better dash! Dash!
Brother, dash! Dash!
Or you'll get smashed!
[Outro: Dan Bull]
Smaaaashed
Smaaaaaaaashed
Smaaaaaaaaaaaaashed
Red Dead Redemption lyrics - Dan Bull
Fresh... for 1911, you suckas!
Listen, I got a story to tell
His name was John Marston, a hard un former outlaw
Taken by the FBI, so what they let him out for?
They wanted him to scout where his old gang hanged
And help them to see that his old gang hanged
They were a rag tag band ravaging the badlands
There was only one way that this'd end: Bang! Bang!
Found Bill Williamson at Fort Mercer
Met the wrong end of his gun, could call it murder
But Marston was found, dying parched on the ground
By the bonniest farmer around: Bonnie MacFarlane and now
John in his honour did odd jobs with her father and helped
Looped lassos lobbed and fires put out
Riding the finest mount, got to explore
Living the life that he liked in the great outdoors
Ambushing, hunting, trapping, interrupting public hangings
Such a bunch of random encounters and misunderstandings
But I'm not done with rambling, and John's not done with gambling
Dueling, looking out for bounties, pulling plants and fully handling
Any damn business this district could imagine witnessing
Hanging with Dickens, Harold, Landon Ricketts
Attacking antagonists from henchmen to the head, the boss
From van der Linde, Allende to Edgar Ross
Enter Dead Eye, whereby time kinda stops
Then many enemies get shot, a lot
Guns cocked and locked, one shot could stop an ox
Options? Not a lot; they've got to drop
'Cos they're chock a block with bullet holes like dot to dot
Those watching are like "What the fock?!"
Got their attention, that's audience retention
Enemies left red and dead: redemption
Got your attention, that's audience retention
Enemies left red and dead: redemption
Red Dead Redemption
Red Dead Redemption
Red Dead Redemption
Red Dead Redemption
Listen, I got a story to tell
His name was John Marston, a hard un former outlaw
Taken by the FBI, so what they let him out for?
They wanted him to scout where his old gang hanged
And help them to see that his old gang hanged
They were a rag tag band ravaging the badlands
There was only one way that this'd end: Bang! Bang!
Found Bill Williamson at Fort Mercer
Met the wrong end of his gun, could call it murder
But Marston was found, dying parched on the ground
By the bonniest farmer around: Bonnie MacFarlane and now
John in his honour did odd jobs with her father and helped
Looped lassos lobbed and fires put out
Riding the finest mount, got to explore
Living the life that he liked in the great outdoors
Ambushing, hunting, trapping, interrupting public hangings
Such a bunch of random encounters and misunderstandings
But I'm not done with rambling, and John's not done with gambling
Dueling, looking out for bounties, pulling plants and fully handling
Any damn business this district could imagine witnessing
Hanging with Dickens, Harold, Landon Ricketts
Attacking antagonists from henchmen to the head, the boss
From van der Linde, Allende to Edgar Ross
Enter Dead Eye, whereby time kinda stops
Then many enemies get shot, a lot
Guns cocked and locked, one shot could stop an ox
Options? Not a lot; they've got to drop
'Cos they're chock a block with bullet holes like dot to dot
Those watching are like "What the fock?!"
Got their attention, that's audience retention
Enemies left red and dead: redemption
Got your attention, that's audience retention
Enemies left red and dead: redemption
Red Dead Redemption
Red Dead Redemption
Red Dead Redemption
Red Dead Redemption
Pray 4 Prey 2 lyrics - Dan Bull
[Intro]
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to pay our last respects to our dear departed brother. We mourn his passing for he was a good man
[Verse:]
I'm Killian Samuels, I used to be a US Marshal
Tracking down fugitives with the newest arsenal
Up 'til my passenger plane
Lost a couple of nuts and bolts and crashed
This hole's a bit of a culture clash
But don't let it hold you back
Now I'm a bounty hunter, rounding up chumps for a lump sum
Hunting pond scum amongst the clutter and junk, who wants some?
You'll need a strong stomach, this is not for the easily queasy
If you want something easy peasy, you're in the wrong street, believe me
Try to flee from me, you'll see the reason people fear me
Friends are few and far between so foes, I keep them near me
I'm getting closer and closer, so I hope you hear me clearly
Still on your toes believing you can deceive and beat me, really?!
Every day I'm facing death and a plethora of bigger threats
But I hate to say that I may be facing my biggest yet
My game development's been dropped and stubbed out like a cigarette
In an executive decision that may be gamer's biggest regret
Listen Bethesda, the first Prey was a great game, shame on you!
I pray that you make Prey 2 or I may prey on you
I don't know what happened behind the scenes to make it fall through
But I'm asking Pete Hines to please try to pull through
I'll buy the thing twice, even thrice if I need to
Just give the franchise the fans like so dear a reboot
I'll buy the thing twice, even thrice if I need to
I pray that you make Prey 2 or I may prey on you
[Outro:]
Hah! No one's better than me
I rap for games that exist hypothetically
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to pay our last respects to our dear departed brother. We mourn his passing for he was a good man
[Verse:]
I'm Killian Samuels, I used to be a US Marshal
Tracking down fugitives with the newest arsenal
Up 'til my passenger plane
Lost a couple of nuts and bolts and crashed
This hole's a bit of a culture clash
But don't let it hold you back
Now I'm a bounty hunter, rounding up chumps for a lump sum
Hunting pond scum amongst the clutter and junk, who wants some?
You'll need a strong stomach, this is not for the easily queasy
If you want something easy peasy, you're in the wrong street, believe me
Try to flee from me, you'll see the reason people fear me
Friends are few and far between so foes, I keep them near me
I'm getting closer and closer, so I hope you hear me clearly
Still on your toes believing you can deceive and beat me, really?!
Every day I'm facing death and a plethora of bigger threats
But I hate to say that I may be facing my biggest yet
My game development's been dropped and stubbed out like a cigarette
In an executive decision that may be gamer's biggest regret
Listen Bethesda, the first Prey was a great game, shame on you!
I pray that you make Prey 2 or I may prey on you
I don't know what happened behind the scenes to make it fall through
But I'm asking Pete Hines to please try to pull through
I'll buy the thing twice, even thrice if I need to
Just give the franchise the fans like so dear a reboot
I'll buy the thing twice, even thrice if I need to
I pray that you make Prey 2 or I may prey on you
[Outro:]
Hah! No one's better than me
I rap for games that exist hypothetically
The Order lyrics - Dan Bull
[Intro:]
Order. Order!
Let the right honourable gentleman speak
(Ahhhhh)
[Verse 1:]
These dark streets creep with Half-Breeds
We can't see through the smog; the deep fog falls
We can't breathe
We can't seem to keep the peace, appease the beast
Police the streets easily, you see
We have been seemingly waging a war
Ceaselessly since the days of yore and ages before
We came from the court of King Arthur
And we've been battling happily ever after
Knights in shining armor never died; a timeless martyr
We ride from by the harbour to the heart of night and farther
So hide inside your parlour
Unless you'd like to try to find whose knives are sharper
I will slice you like a barber
But the demons of Fleet Street aren't Sweeney Todd
Barbarically to Half-Breeds, he's a teeny dot
It's like likening the hijabi to a bikini top
I know, these asynchronous references should really stop
[Hook:]
The Order is heading for war
More important than ever before
The Order is heading for war
And I warn you, we'd better be Ready At Dawn
[Verse 2:]
So, in no particular order, let me introduce the Order
First of all, there's me, Sir Percival
The author of this verse I rip with vicious flow
And then there's Isabeau
What's that? No realistic women in gaming? Is it though?
She's wicked, bro, I haven't met a classier lassie yet
And I'll bet you'll laugh at the banter with Lafayette
Sir Galahad's a gallant lad, so glad I had him gallop
Had I not, the team would be approximately
Three quarters as bad as that
Together, we're battling infestation of perverted termites
And instead of bug killer, we've thermite
Turing the searchlight on them 'til we hit the turnpike
And despite the dark, the lights in our hearts will burn bright
Like a burning zeppelin, and by my reckoning
We've earned the right to eternal life in Heaven
So God better let us in
And by my reckoning
We've earned the right to eternal life in Heaven
So God better let us in
[Hook]
[Outro:]
Order
O-o-o-o-order
O-o-o-o-order
O-order
Order. Order!
Let the right honourable gentleman speak
(Ahhhhh)
[Verse 1:]
These dark streets creep with Half-Breeds
We can't see through the smog; the deep fog falls
We can't breathe
We can't seem to keep the peace, appease the beast
Police the streets easily, you see
We have been seemingly waging a war
Ceaselessly since the days of yore and ages before
We came from the court of King Arthur
And we've been battling happily ever after
Knights in shining armor never died; a timeless martyr
We ride from by the harbour to the heart of night and farther
So hide inside your parlour
Unless you'd like to try to find whose knives are sharper
I will slice you like a barber
But the demons of Fleet Street aren't Sweeney Todd
Barbarically to Half-Breeds, he's a teeny dot
It's like likening the hijabi to a bikini top
I know, these asynchronous references should really stop
[Hook:]
The Order is heading for war
More important than ever before
The Order is heading for war
And I warn you, we'd better be Ready At Dawn
[Verse 2:]
So, in no particular order, let me introduce the Order
First of all, there's me, Sir Percival
The author of this verse I rip with vicious flow
And then there's Isabeau
What's that? No realistic women in gaming? Is it though?
She's wicked, bro, I haven't met a classier lassie yet
And I'll bet you'll laugh at the banter with Lafayette
Sir Galahad's a gallant lad, so glad I had him gallop
Had I not, the team would be approximately
Three quarters as bad as that
Together, we're battling infestation of perverted termites
And instead of bug killer, we've thermite
Turing the searchlight on them 'til we hit the turnpike
And despite the dark, the lights in our hearts will burn bright
Like a burning zeppelin, and by my reckoning
We've earned the right to eternal life in Heaven
So God better let us in
And by my reckoning
We've earned the right to eternal life in Heaven
So God better let us in
[Hook]
[Outro:]
Order
O-o-o-o-order
O-o-o-o-order
O-order
Last Light (feat. Miracle of Sound) lyrics - Dan Bull
[Chorus: Miracle Of Sound]
Do you know the meaning of fear
When you fear to lose all that you hold dear
Do you know the feeling of being alone
On your knees in the rubble of your home?
[Verse 1: Dan Bull]
They said that Moscow was a lost hope
But it's not though
It's just gone off the beaten track to meet a crossroad
Glossed over its past
Crossed over at last
You know it had to drop the sickle and hammer
To wield a crossbow
Claustrophobic moments frozen
Suppose the cock crows and
They hoped that after the blast
There'd be just cockroaches
When mutants prove a nuisance
You sense there's a uselessness to jurisprudence
So surely you need new solutions
Not just purely for amusement
You can do things to improve things
Become a student of their blueprints
Or just shoot them
Stab them
Grab them
Chop them
Whatever option stops them
Blood on my hands
And I've not got a moment to wash them
I'm going to aim lower
And throw in the flame thrower
You know I'm insane
So I just throw a grenade
Blow up
So much pain that I could throw up
Flat on my back
And i still twat an attacker that's at my heels
For real
[Chorus]
[Verse 2: Dan Bull]
Trying to stop us
Is like trying to stop a moving freight train
To protect our families
We are prepared to shoot and take pain
We stay awake through days and days
Ensure our group can stay safe
We'll take the aches and pains
And trade 'em for grenades and ak's
They say life is sacred
I say I can take it
In moments like this
It's our soul the light hits shining naked
They say life is sacred
I say I can take it
Pull the pin from my grenade
And bake it
While I wait to die degraded
[Chorus]
Do you know the meaning of fear
When you fear to lose all that you hold dear
Do you know the feeling of being alone
On your knees in the rubble of your home?
[Verse 1: Dan Bull]
They said that Moscow was a lost hope
But it's not though
It's just gone off the beaten track to meet a crossroad
Glossed over its past
Crossed over at last
You know it had to drop the sickle and hammer
To wield a crossbow
Claustrophobic moments frozen
Suppose the cock crows and
They hoped that after the blast
There'd be just cockroaches
When mutants prove a nuisance
You sense there's a uselessness to jurisprudence
So surely you need new solutions
Not just purely for amusement
You can do things to improve things
Become a student of their blueprints
Or just shoot them
Stab them
Grab them
Chop them
Whatever option stops them
Blood on my hands
And I've not got a moment to wash them
I'm going to aim lower
And throw in the flame thrower
You know I'm insane
So I just throw a grenade
Blow up
So much pain that I could throw up
Flat on my back
And i still twat an attacker that's at my heels
For real
[Chorus]
[Verse 2: Dan Bull]
Trying to stop us
Is like trying to stop a moving freight train
To protect our families
We are prepared to shoot and take pain
We stay awake through days and days
Ensure our group can stay safe
We'll take the aches and pains
And trade 'em for grenades and ak's
They say life is sacred
I say I can take it
In moments like this
It's our soul the light hits shining naked
They say life is sacred
I say I can take it
Pull the pin from my grenade
And bake it
While I wait to die degraded
[Chorus]
I Am The Inquisitor lyrics - Dan Bull
[Verse 1:]
Inquisitor
Ah, hallo, Sire. Shall we travel to the Fallow Mire?
These hallowed grounds face a threat that's hella dire
And I'm telling buyers beware of where you buy your wares
Check their origin like I did when I bought BioWare's
In the Arbor Wilds I hear there's a Fade Rift
And we need to rescue Farmer Giles somewhere near Redcliffe
We're almost at the Storm Coast, Val Royeaux's no more close
I sleep in a tent depending on events otherwise I'm in a bed with four posts
I suppose I had better be fetching my coat
Cause there's some Red Templars in the Western Approach
Oh! The Breach leaves the sky cold up in Skyhold
But I can afford to heat it, see this huge pile of my gold
No influenza, with these treaties I'm an influencer
Think you can beat me? Name a date and place, where and when, sir?
Should I spit ten bars or pages? Support Templars or Mages?
Collect Shards or guess star constellations and arrangements?
Seal rifts shut in Thedas, kick butt and save ass
With great gallantry, level up and upgrade my talent tree
Cause it ain't just hard in Hightown, like a tale that Varric weaves
There's an ancient massive effect, I may as well just save the galaxy
[Hook:]
I am the Inquisitor, a Fade visitor
Zipping up the rifts with a fist is my signature finisher
My team administers me with the means to win imminently
And I may say that they do it magnificently
Once more unto the Breach, dear friends
Once more! Because Corypheus wants war
Once more unto the Breach, dear friends
Once more! We'll see if Corypheus wants more
[Ad-lib:]
We'll see if Corypheus wants more
Or whether he's had enough
He's a bit tired
And now he just wants to go home for tea
[Verse 2:]
I've got the dopest team in Leliana
Josephine, Cullen, Cassandra
Solas, Sera, Blackwall, Dorian
Cole, Vivienne, Varric, Bull, Morrigan
Call us the D A Team: the Dannish Inquisition
Vacancies, apply within if you think you can fill this grand position
Corypheus has delusions of grandeur
A ridiculous man pursuing the Anchor
But hang on, you can pray and thank the maker in the Chantry later
Wait 'til Dan obliterates that manky mangy agitator
Blast this antagonist as if he's had a Dragon's Kiss
Leave him hanging there and haggard like a pair of sagging tits
In comparison I'm an ample and elegant breast
Not an Iron Bull but I am Bull nevertheless, yes!
Yes blud, I'm the Tim Westwood of Crestwood
The Method Man of the Hinterlands, Haven was the best hood
But my terrain ranges from Exalted Plains to Emerald Graves
When I stray there's no limit to who and where I will save
Between Ferelden and Orlais, I seem to be helping them all day
These Orlesians' decor schemes are really well bloody ornate
I've heard the myths but this is divine living
Like when I'm giving a wyvern a whiff of the rhythm
I witness how quick it'll give in
Give them a kick in the face from the Forbidden Oasis
To the Hissing Wastes to paraphrase Sera: this is a pissing disgrace
Damn son, I've had it with Samson
I'm going to get ever so terribly nasty
That's what happens whenever you mess with the Herald of Andraste
[Hook:]
I am the Inquisitor, a Fade visitor
Zipping up the rifts with a fist is my signature finisher
My team administers me with the means to win imminently
And I may say that they do it magnificently
Once more unto the Breach, dear friends
Once more! Because Corypheus wants war
Once more unto the Breach, dear friends
Once more! We'll see if Corypheus wants more
[Outro:]
We'll see if he wants more... once more
Once more...
Inquisitor
Ah, hallo, Sire. Shall we travel to the Fallow Mire?
These hallowed grounds face a threat that's hella dire
And I'm telling buyers beware of where you buy your wares
Check their origin like I did when I bought BioWare's
In the Arbor Wilds I hear there's a Fade Rift
And we need to rescue Farmer Giles somewhere near Redcliffe
We're almost at the Storm Coast, Val Royeaux's no more close
I sleep in a tent depending on events otherwise I'm in a bed with four posts
I suppose I had better be fetching my coat
Cause there's some Red Templars in the Western Approach
Oh! The Breach leaves the sky cold up in Skyhold
But I can afford to heat it, see this huge pile of my gold
No influenza, with these treaties I'm an influencer
Think you can beat me? Name a date and place, where and when, sir?
Should I spit ten bars or pages? Support Templars or Mages?
Collect Shards or guess star constellations and arrangements?
Seal rifts shut in Thedas, kick butt and save ass
With great gallantry, level up and upgrade my talent tree
Cause it ain't just hard in Hightown, like a tale that Varric weaves
There's an ancient massive effect, I may as well just save the galaxy
[Hook:]
I am the Inquisitor, a Fade visitor
Zipping up the rifts with a fist is my signature finisher
My team administers me with the means to win imminently
And I may say that they do it magnificently
Once more unto the Breach, dear friends
Once more! Because Corypheus wants war
Once more unto the Breach, dear friends
Once more! We'll see if Corypheus wants more
[Ad-lib:]
We'll see if Corypheus wants more
Or whether he's had enough
He's a bit tired
And now he just wants to go home for tea
[Verse 2:]
I've got the dopest team in Leliana
Josephine, Cullen, Cassandra
Solas, Sera, Blackwall, Dorian
Cole, Vivienne, Varric, Bull, Morrigan
Call us the D A Team: the Dannish Inquisition
Vacancies, apply within if you think you can fill this grand position
Corypheus has delusions of grandeur
A ridiculous man pursuing the Anchor
But hang on, you can pray and thank the maker in the Chantry later
Wait 'til Dan obliterates that manky mangy agitator
Blast this antagonist as if he's had a Dragon's Kiss
Leave him hanging there and haggard like a pair of sagging tits
In comparison I'm an ample and elegant breast
Not an Iron Bull but I am Bull nevertheless, yes!
Yes blud, I'm the Tim Westwood of Crestwood
The Method Man of the Hinterlands, Haven was the best hood
But my terrain ranges from Exalted Plains to Emerald Graves
When I stray there's no limit to who and where I will save
Between Ferelden and Orlais, I seem to be helping them all day
These Orlesians' decor schemes are really well bloody ornate
I've heard the myths but this is divine living
Like when I'm giving a wyvern a whiff of the rhythm
I witness how quick it'll give in
Give them a kick in the face from the Forbidden Oasis
To the Hissing Wastes to paraphrase Sera: this is a pissing disgrace
Damn son, I've had it with Samson
I'm going to get ever so terribly nasty
That's what happens whenever you mess with the Herald of Andraste
[Hook:]
I am the Inquisitor, a Fade visitor
Zipping up the rifts with a fist is my signature finisher
My team administers me with the means to win imminently
And I may say that they do it magnificently
Once more unto the Breach, dear friends
Once more! Because Corypheus wants war
Once more unto the Breach, dear friends
Once more! We'll see if Corypheus wants more
[Outro:]
We'll see if he wants more... once more
Once more...
Bloodborne lyrics - Dan Bull
[Intro:]
When I was a baby, I was born!
But I wasn't born in a hospital..
I was
BORN
IN
BLOOD!
Yayy!
[Verse 1:]
Rah!
This town to which I've come is hellish
Full of malice, the sun has vanished
Now it's overrun with rabid grubs and maggots
So I guess it's good I'm hooded
Clad in rugged rags and brandishing a massive bloody mallet
The Hunter's plan is plundering an underground pungent palace overrun with baddies
A Chalice dungeon, that is
And should I perish in this parish, this gothic ghetto
Fret not, I'm coming back to get my blood echoes!
[Chorus:]
Bloodborne, we were born in blood
Snuff all of your torches and throw up your hoods
Bloodborne, we were born in blood
Now we rise from the dark like morning wood
[Verse 2:]
The graveyard's my playground, swing on the beast claw
Logarius merry-go-round
Did you ever see saw?
I want to play a game, flamespray and maim
Any tainted dog, beast, boar or maiden
Man I flay and aim my blade
Spread their brains on the pavement like Mayonnaise
'til their late like passengers on Merseyrail Railways
How I miss the gay old days, sun on my pale face
Nah, son I'm a trailblazer
Never save, no failsafe
These doomed peasents' future isn't too pleasant
Little more than a source of food for the moon presence
So you'd better use your communion runes or do penance
For absolution shall elude you without true repentance
Neuter you with a Saw Cleaver, leave you with a sore beaver
It'll hurt more than missing spoiler alerts on Saul Teasers
Or biting grapeshot you thought were some maltesers
This region's never even seen a person called Jesus
[Chorus:]
Bloodborne, we were born in blood
Snuff all of your torches and throw up your hoods
Bloodborne, we were born in blood
Now we rise from the dark like morning wood
[Verse 3:]
Watch the Brick Troll, his hits sting more than rick rolls
Or sticking a Tonitrus right into your dickhole
I use a hunchback as a human punchbag
And when I'm done I have him running back to school without his lunchpack
And here's a fun fact: my Hunter Axe
Has a somewhat different function that it would were I a lumberjack
I'm sick enough to recite that Monty Python bit
While swiping it from side to side in the middle of a viper pit
How did I get my job? Where did I find the gig?
Let's just put it this way: I didn't apply for it
And I might be sick, but the true boss isn't me exactly
Tip your hat to Mr. Hidetaka Miyazaki
[Chorus:]
Bloodborne, we were born in blood
Snuff all of your torches and throw up your hoods
Bloodborne, we were born in blood
Now we rise from the dark like morning wood
[Outro:]
(Bloodborne, we were born in blood)
(Snuff all of your torches and throw up your hoods)
(Bloodborne, we were born in blood)
(Now we rise from the dark like morning wood)
When I was a baby, I was born!
But I wasn't born in a hospital..
I was
BORN
IN
BLOOD!
Yayy!
[Verse 1:]
Rah!
This town to which I've come is hellish
Full of malice, the sun has vanished
Now it's overrun with rabid grubs and maggots
So I guess it's good I'm hooded
Clad in rugged rags and brandishing a massive bloody mallet
The Hunter's plan is plundering an underground pungent palace overrun with baddies
A Chalice dungeon, that is
And should I perish in this parish, this gothic ghetto
Fret not, I'm coming back to get my blood echoes!
[Chorus:]
Bloodborne, we were born in blood
Snuff all of your torches and throw up your hoods
Bloodborne, we were born in blood
Now we rise from the dark like morning wood
[Verse 2:]
The graveyard's my playground, swing on the beast claw
Logarius merry-go-round
Did you ever see saw?
I want to play a game, flamespray and maim
Any tainted dog, beast, boar or maiden
Man I flay and aim my blade
Spread their brains on the pavement like Mayonnaise
'til their late like passengers on Merseyrail Railways
How I miss the gay old days, sun on my pale face
Nah, son I'm a trailblazer
Never save, no failsafe
These doomed peasents' future isn't too pleasant
Little more than a source of food for the moon presence
So you'd better use your communion runes or do penance
For absolution shall elude you without true repentance
Neuter you with a Saw Cleaver, leave you with a sore beaver
It'll hurt more than missing spoiler alerts on Saul Teasers
Or biting grapeshot you thought were some maltesers
This region's never even seen a person called Jesus
[Chorus:]
Bloodborne, we were born in blood
Snuff all of your torches and throw up your hoods
Bloodborne, we were born in blood
Now we rise from the dark like morning wood
[Verse 3:]
Watch the Brick Troll, his hits sting more than rick rolls
Or sticking a Tonitrus right into your dickhole
I use a hunchback as a human punchbag
And when I'm done I have him running back to school without his lunchpack
And here's a fun fact: my Hunter Axe
Has a somewhat different function that it would were I a lumberjack
I'm sick enough to recite that Monty Python bit
While swiping it from side to side in the middle of a viper pit
How did I get my job? Where did I find the gig?
Let's just put it this way: I didn't apply for it
And I might be sick, but the true boss isn't me exactly
Tip your hat to Mr. Hidetaka Miyazaki
[Chorus:]
Bloodborne, we were born in blood
Snuff all of your torches and throw up your hoods
Bloodborne, we were born in blood
Now we rise from the dark like morning wood
[Outro:]
(Bloodborne, we were born in blood)
(Snuff all of your torches and throw up your hoods)
(Bloodborne, we were born in blood)
(Now we rise from the dark like morning wood)
Block n' Load lyrics - Dan Bull
[Hook 1:]
Build it up tear it down!
Rip it to pieces and flip it around!
Build it up tear it down!
Rip it to pieces and flip it around!
[O.P Juan Shinobi:]
You probably don't know me
I'm the no gun assassin O.P. Juan Shinobi
With a ninja star I'll injure ya
Sprinting up the walls like a spider with a katana
Head fast to the shrine now!
Flash! Then I spy and scout!
Blast! When I drop my bomb you'll be dying out in fire
Blaow!
[Hook 1:]
Build it up tear it down!
Rip it to pieces and flip it around!
Build it up tear it down!
Rip it to pieces and flip it around!
[Cogwheel:]
I'm cogwheel, here to grind your gears
So you better have washed behind your ears
Cos I'm coming in to clean up, but instead of lotion
I'm bringing in loads and loads and loads of asplosions
Damn I'm insane!
I can openly stand in the fray
Soaking up damage
Toting the rotary canon and spray
[Nigel Longshot:]
Can I just say it's an honour to be here?
Through my monacle and goggles
Gosh, I can see clear
I'm Nigel Purdy Longshot
And if you've wandered in my sights
You've obviously gone and picked the wrong spot!
Shot in the belly? Not on your nellie
I specialise in headshots
Or chopping my machete
'Til your flopping like spaghetti
Your wedding shots are rather messy
Cause I'll use remnants of your noggin as confetti!
[Hook 2:]
Build it up tear it down!
Rip it to pieces and flip it around!
[Eliza Doolally:]
OMG! look at me!
Eliza Doolally
Leet in toxicology. Got a PHD in AOE
My acid attack is massively accurate
Splashes are stacking
Racking up the kills
You slackers are still lagging!
You're lacking the ill swagger
I have on the kill cam!
Add in the fact I'm as mad as a hatter
And my appeal is apparent
Take of your skin as if I'm peeling a carrot!
A connoisseur of the miracle cure
Pour it like vintage claret
[Sgt. Stone:]
I'm Sarge stone
You might know I'm large, bro
I pack a bandanna, Hand cannon and an afro
I'm a killing machine from the military!
Half human being, half barrage of artillery!
I deal damage, full frontal assault!
'Til I reset everything you've done to default
[Hook 2:]
Build it up tear it down!
Rip it to pieces and flip it around!
[Tony Turretto:]
Do you remember me?
I'm the engineer
That will send my enemy up into the celestial sphere
I'm Tony Turretto and when I set up a defence here
You can rest assured it'll be better than a fence
Yeah!
I'm talking bullets
Caulking turrets
Chucking rivets
I brought the Brooklyn spirit
And I'm fricking awesome with it!
[Hook 2:]
Build it up tear it down!
Rip it to pieces and flip it around!
Build it up tear it down!
Rip it to pieces and flip it around!
Build it up tear it down!
Rip it to pieces and flip it around!
[O.P Juan Shinobi:]
You probably don't know me
I'm the no gun assassin O.P. Juan Shinobi
With a ninja star I'll injure ya
Sprinting up the walls like a spider with a katana
Head fast to the shrine now!
Flash! Then I spy and scout!
Blast! When I drop my bomb you'll be dying out in fire
Blaow!
[Hook 1:]
Build it up tear it down!
Rip it to pieces and flip it around!
Build it up tear it down!
Rip it to pieces and flip it around!
[Cogwheel:]
I'm cogwheel, here to grind your gears
So you better have washed behind your ears
Cos I'm coming in to clean up, but instead of lotion
I'm bringing in loads and loads and loads of asplosions
Damn I'm insane!
I can openly stand in the fray
Soaking up damage
Toting the rotary canon and spray
[Nigel Longshot:]
Can I just say it's an honour to be here?
Through my monacle and goggles
Gosh, I can see clear
I'm Nigel Purdy Longshot
And if you've wandered in my sights
You've obviously gone and picked the wrong spot!
Shot in the belly? Not on your nellie
I specialise in headshots
Or chopping my machete
'Til your flopping like spaghetti
Your wedding shots are rather messy
Cause I'll use remnants of your noggin as confetti!
[Hook 2:]
Build it up tear it down!
Rip it to pieces and flip it around!
[Eliza Doolally:]
OMG! look at me!
Eliza Doolally
Leet in toxicology. Got a PHD in AOE
My acid attack is massively accurate
Splashes are stacking
Racking up the kills
You slackers are still lagging!
You're lacking the ill swagger
I have on the kill cam!
Add in the fact I'm as mad as a hatter
And my appeal is apparent
Take of your skin as if I'm peeling a carrot!
A connoisseur of the miracle cure
Pour it like vintage claret
[Sgt. Stone:]
I'm Sarge stone
You might know I'm large, bro
I pack a bandanna, Hand cannon and an afro
I'm a killing machine from the military!
Half human being, half barrage of artillery!
I deal damage, full frontal assault!
'Til I reset everything you've done to default
[Hook 2:]
Build it up tear it down!
Rip it to pieces and flip it around!
[Tony Turretto:]
Do you remember me?
I'm the engineer
That will send my enemy up into the celestial sphere
I'm Tony Turretto and when I set up a defence here
You can rest assured it'll be better than a fence
Yeah!
I'm talking bullets
Caulking turrets
Chucking rivets
I brought the Brooklyn spirit
And I'm fricking awesome with it!
[Hook 2:]
Build it up tear it down!
Rip it to pieces and flip it around!
Plants vs. Zombies (feat. Boyinaband) lyrics - Dan Bull
[Player:]
Hey, what's happening, Z?
What's that, you're battling me?
Well actually
You're about to meet my Gatling Pea
I send you back to sleep;
You can come and take a dirt nap with me
[Zombies:]
You must be low on chloroplasts
Because your raps are weak
I'm causing a solar eclipse
For the whole of your clique
So nobody's growing an inch
'Til I roll over you:
Pins
You've got all the greens, roots, and pea shooters
So it's kind of ironic that your efforts seem fruitless
We're Zombies!
Yeah, you better be very scared of us
Because, just for you, we're temporarily vegetarians
[Player:]
Yeah but comparing plants vs zombies
Is apples and oranges...
[Zombies:]
That's cos we're opposites:
Capitalists and Communists-
[Player:]
-Capulets and Montagues
Come on, just be honest, dude!
You can't do half the practical shit that Monty Don could do
I'm the sweetest glucose producer
The yonkers of conkers
Odd Fuschia
Bring your whole ground force
I mow down foes
True to my roots, so don't doubt I won't go down low
[Zombies:]
Oh, Wow, Whoa!
The grass is always greener
[Player:]
Don't doubt, yo!
[Zombies:]
My raps is always meaner
Baseball star wth my face all scarred
I will raid your garden and take your car-
And by car I mean brains
But brains didn't rhyme
That's why I said that I would take your car
Mate, I'm a Gar...
...Gantuar
[Player:]
Really? I was thinking what a wanker you are
[Zombies:]
(Hey!)
[Together:]
Zombies!
Plants vs Zombies!
Zombies!
Plants vs Zombies!
[Zombies:]
(Seriously, Zombies are the best)
[Player:]
Hit you with mushrooms
Pow!
Leave a mushroom cloud
That's one fewer task that I must do now
Feel the flower power of my Power Flower
Our powers combined will keep you routed for hours
The Jack Bauer of flowers
Attack towers, I'll clout you!
I smack cowboys and doubters
Pirates and parrots
Keep them out of my house!
Raa!
[Zombies:]
Ha haha ha!
Man, I laugh at your ballads
Hmm, what's on the menu?
I think I'm having a salad
Traverse your Astroturf
'Til the dirt is a path and I'll prove
I'm the top rapper in the Popcap back catalogue, Dude
(Yay!)
[Player:]
When you all attacked I'd have thought you must be insane
If it weren't for the mutual lack of a functioning brain
It ain't wise to go against the grain
I'm a thorn in your side causing no end of pain
[Zombies:]
It's a joke you think your flowers are powerful
(Ha Ha)
You know the Tower Defence
I know the Tau of War
(Whoa!)
[Player:]
That's a lie, that's a lie
You're just cadavers in morgues
[Zombies:]
But you could even be defeated by a shambling corpse
(Ooohh)
[Together:]
Zombies!
Plants vs Zombies!
Zombies!
Plants vs Zombies!
[Zombies:]
(Ooohh)
Call me a bonehead
Cause you can see the bone in my head
Call me a Cone Head
Because I put a cone on my head
(Yeah)
I don't need to be clever
My lines are so nice, check it
URRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH
We're kind of concise
And I'm not entirely sure
Why there are hordes of violent corpses
At the side of the lawn either
But we are inclined to use force
[Player:]
Well I'd say that you brainless failures
Were a pain in the anus
But that ain't the way that I do away with my waste, cuz
If you ain't hearing this
I make you face my acespearagus
There ain't a way that I can make it clearer than this:
Liches should know
I ditch the bitches and hoes
For ditches and hoes
And so I'm soaking you pricks with my hose
[Zombies:]
HA!
I'll murderize you
You're in deep shit now:
Fertilizer
I'll chow down on your hard fiber into my carcass
Cause it's harvest time and I'm the combine harvester
[Player:]
Nah, man, I'm sick, bruh
Fam, I spit bars
Like Alan Titchmarsh
If he had a kid with Rick Ross
Me, I'm boasting on bumping beats
'Bout roasting you punks like pumpkin seeds
Me?
Hard Nut
[Zombies:]
You?
Bars suck!
Plants?
[Player:]
Champs
Zombies
Hard luck
[Together:]
Zombies!
Plants vs Zombies!
Zombies!
Plants vs Zombies!
[Zombies:]
(Don't forget the Zombies)
[Together:]
Zombies!
Plants vs Zombies!
[Zombies:]
(Yeah, Zombies, Woo!)
[Together:]
Zombies!
Plants vs Zombies!
[Zombies:]
(UUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH)
Hey, what's happening, Z?
What's that, you're battling me?
Well actually
You're about to meet my Gatling Pea
I send you back to sleep;
You can come and take a dirt nap with me
[Zombies:]
You must be low on chloroplasts
Because your raps are weak
I'm causing a solar eclipse
For the whole of your clique
So nobody's growing an inch
'Til I roll over you:
Pins
You've got all the greens, roots, and pea shooters
So it's kind of ironic that your efforts seem fruitless
We're Zombies!
Yeah, you better be very scared of us
Because, just for you, we're temporarily vegetarians
[Player:]
Yeah but comparing plants vs zombies
Is apples and oranges...
[Zombies:]
That's cos we're opposites:
Capitalists and Communists-
[Player:]
-Capulets and Montagues
Come on, just be honest, dude!
You can't do half the practical shit that Monty Don could do
I'm the sweetest glucose producer
The yonkers of conkers
Odd Fuschia
Bring your whole ground force
I mow down foes
True to my roots, so don't doubt I won't go down low
[Zombies:]
Oh, Wow, Whoa!
The grass is always greener
[Player:]
Don't doubt, yo!
[Zombies:]
My raps is always meaner
Baseball star wth my face all scarred
I will raid your garden and take your car-
And by car I mean brains
But brains didn't rhyme
That's why I said that I would take your car
Mate, I'm a Gar...
...Gantuar
[Player:]
Really? I was thinking what a wanker you are
[Zombies:]
(Hey!)
[Together:]
Zombies!
Plants vs Zombies!
Zombies!
Plants vs Zombies!
[Zombies:]
(Seriously, Zombies are the best)
[Player:]
Hit you with mushrooms
Pow!
Leave a mushroom cloud
That's one fewer task that I must do now
Feel the flower power of my Power Flower
Our powers combined will keep you routed for hours
The Jack Bauer of flowers
Attack towers, I'll clout you!
I smack cowboys and doubters
Pirates and parrots
Keep them out of my house!
Raa!
[Zombies:]
Ha haha ha!
Man, I laugh at your ballads
Hmm, what's on the menu?
I think I'm having a salad
Traverse your Astroturf
'Til the dirt is a path and I'll prove
I'm the top rapper in the Popcap back catalogue, Dude
(Yay!)
[Player:]
When you all attacked I'd have thought you must be insane
If it weren't for the mutual lack of a functioning brain
It ain't wise to go against the grain
I'm a thorn in your side causing no end of pain
[Zombies:]
It's a joke you think your flowers are powerful
(Ha Ha)
You know the Tower Defence
I know the Tau of War
(Whoa!)
[Player:]
That's a lie, that's a lie
You're just cadavers in morgues
[Zombies:]
But you could even be defeated by a shambling corpse
(Ooohh)
[Together:]
Zombies!
Plants vs Zombies!
Zombies!
Plants vs Zombies!
[Zombies:]
(Ooohh)
Call me a bonehead
Cause you can see the bone in my head
Call me a Cone Head
Because I put a cone on my head
(Yeah)
I don't need to be clever
My lines are so nice, check it
URRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH
We're kind of concise
And I'm not entirely sure
Why there are hordes of violent corpses
At the side of the lawn either
But we are inclined to use force
[Player:]
Well I'd say that you brainless failures
Were a pain in the anus
But that ain't the way that I do away with my waste, cuz
If you ain't hearing this
I make you face my acespearagus
There ain't a way that I can make it clearer than this:
Liches should know
I ditch the bitches and hoes
For ditches and hoes
And so I'm soaking you pricks with my hose
[Zombies:]
HA!
I'll murderize you
You're in deep shit now:
Fertilizer
I'll chow down on your hard fiber into my carcass
Cause it's harvest time and I'm the combine harvester
[Player:]
Nah, man, I'm sick, bruh
Fam, I spit bars
Like Alan Titchmarsh
If he had a kid with Rick Ross
Me, I'm boasting on bumping beats
'Bout roasting you punks like pumpkin seeds
Me?
Hard Nut
[Zombies:]
You?
Bars suck!
Plants?
[Player:]
Champs
Zombies
Hard luck
[Together:]
Zombies!
Plants vs Zombies!
Zombies!
Plants vs Zombies!
[Zombies:]
(Don't forget the Zombies)
[Together:]
Zombies!
Plants vs Zombies!
[Zombies:]
(Yeah, Zombies, Woo!)
[Together:]
Zombies!
Plants vs Zombies!
[Zombies:]
(UUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH)
Heroes Of The Storm lyrics - Dan Bull
A storm is approaching
We'll call it a blizzard
To freeze the seas
And leave frozen all of the waters and rivers
War is a given
No hidden extras
Just endless offense and defense
To resolve the control of the Nexus
My actions are reckless
I'm trekking the map with a death wish
I'll do a little more than just snatching your necklace
I'll have you for breakfast
You're last on my checklist
Trapped in the Nexus
Gasping and breathless
Grasping for exits
But I pull you back to the cesspit
So you better pray that you're ready for the ride
To the place where dimensions collide
We're the heroes of the storm
We've been brought from Azeroth
To the Heart of the Swarm
We're the heroes of the storm
Transform to our final form
As we ride to the shores
Of the tides of war
Are you after an argument fella?
If you are, then I'll pardon your error
But you'd better leg it from the light of the sky temple
To the dark of the garden of terror
Dragon shire to Blackheart's bay
Cursed hollow, ain't that half cray?
And although your last fight lacked heart, hey
Have an invitation to the mad partay
It's going to get so surreal
Look above, there's Tyrael
Hanging in the sky like an aerial
Fending off hell and when he dies
Then he pops like generic non name brand cereal
Thrall is a warchief
Of the horde, he's
The sort of orcward guy
To saunter right through the haunted mines
He was born to survive
You were born to die
We're the heroes of the storm
We've been brought from Azeroth
To the Heart of the Swarm
We're the heroes of the storm
Transform to our final form
As we ride to the shores
Of the tides of war
I'll personally stamp on a mercenary camp
Observe me expanding the mercs in my ranks
Merking your carries and hurting your tanks
You hoped it was over, but Murky is back
Merking your carries and hurting your tanks
You hoped it was over, but Murky is back
Illidan'll kill a man a minute in a melee
Give the model man a medal
Man, he didn't dilly dally
Damn, a limber limb'll live a little longer
Than the liver of a little lost lamb
In the middle of an alley
And with her valour Valla's manner manages to banish you
To Valhalla
Well, hell, I'd had enough of valleys
Hey, better watch when you wander the lanes
Unless you want Sonya on you again
Jaina's a mage that engages and maims
You'll be left with lasagna for brains
The lane in Raynor's range is raining rage
So rein it in the rate of your rave
Or the raiders'll raise their rays
With a razor aim
And raze your race and reign
My raison d'etre's to get you and wreck you
'Til you're left shrivelled like a raisin, damn
You better pray that you're ready for a ride
To the place where dimensions collide
We're the heroes of the storm
We've been brought from Azeroth
To the Heart of the Swarm
We're the heroes of the storm
Transform to our final form
As we ride to the shores
Of the tides of war
We'll call it a blizzard
To freeze the seas
And leave frozen all of the waters and rivers
War is a given
No hidden extras
Just endless offense and defense
To resolve the control of the Nexus
My actions are reckless
I'm trekking the map with a death wish
I'll do a little more than just snatching your necklace
I'll have you for breakfast
You're last on my checklist
Trapped in the Nexus
Gasping and breathless
Grasping for exits
But I pull you back to the cesspit
So you better pray that you're ready for the ride
To the place where dimensions collide
We're the heroes of the storm
We've been brought from Azeroth
To the Heart of the Swarm
We're the heroes of the storm
Transform to our final form
As we ride to the shores
Of the tides of war
Are you after an argument fella?
If you are, then I'll pardon your error
But you'd better leg it from the light of the sky temple
To the dark of the garden of terror
Dragon shire to Blackheart's bay
Cursed hollow, ain't that half cray?
And although your last fight lacked heart, hey
Have an invitation to the mad partay
It's going to get so surreal
Look above, there's Tyrael
Hanging in the sky like an aerial
Fending off hell and when he dies
Then he pops like generic non name brand cereal
Thrall is a warchief
Of the horde, he's
The sort of orcward guy
To saunter right through the haunted mines
He was born to survive
You were born to die
We're the heroes of the storm
We've been brought from Azeroth
To the Heart of the Swarm
We're the heroes of the storm
Transform to our final form
As we ride to the shores
Of the tides of war
I'll personally stamp on a mercenary camp
Observe me expanding the mercs in my ranks
Merking your carries and hurting your tanks
You hoped it was over, but Murky is back
Merking your carries and hurting your tanks
You hoped it was over, but Murky is back
Illidan'll kill a man a minute in a melee
Give the model man a medal
Man, he didn't dilly dally
Damn, a limber limb'll live a little longer
Than the liver of a little lost lamb
In the middle of an alley
And with her valour Valla's manner manages to banish you
To Valhalla
Well, hell, I'd had enough of valleys
Hey, better watch when you wander the lanes
Unless you want Sonya on you again
Jaina's a mage that engages and maims
You'll be left with lasagna for brains
The lane in Raynor's range is raining rage
So rein it in the rate of your rave
Or the raiders'll raise their rays
With a razor aim
And raze your race and reign
My raison d'etre's to get you and wreck you
'Til you're left shrivelled like a raisin, damn
You better pray that you're ready for a ride
To the place where dimensions collide
We're the heroes of the storm
We've been brought from Azeroth
To the Heart of the Swarm
We're the heroes of the storm
Transform to our final form
As we ride to the shores
Of the tides of war
Rainbow Six Siege OK lyrics - Dan Bull
[Verse 1:]
Eighteen years, eighteen years
Been Rainbow Sixing for eighteen years
Eagles Watch as I throw Rogue Spears
Through Covert Ops to the Missions in Korea
A Lone Wolf pulls out the Black Thorn
As a Raven Shield meets Athena Sword
With her Iron Wrath flying like a Black Arrow
On Lockdown in the Critical Hour
See my game come of age as I take it to Vegas
And make it rain here for ages
And when the rain hits rays of light
From hazy skylines, rainbows shine bright
[Hook:]
And when the rain hits rays of light
From hazy skylines, rainbows shine bright
[2x]
[Verse 2:]
It's a daily crisis for today's fighters
In the age of ISIS
Death is the fate with which he dices
One wrong roll and he may lay lifeless
Too little, too late realising
Time dedicated to training's priceless
Pain and sweat's why a veteran is getting better
That'll tell us why there are calluses on my fist
We've got to work as a team, a unit
To deduce your scheme and ruin it
Swiftly we move in
Through these midnight trees whose leaves are moonlit
From the window to the wall
Everything you've ever come to know and love is going to fall
From a MAC-10 to an Enfield
Anything can trigger things real men feel (3x)
[Hook]
[Verse 3:]
I wear these shades in a HALO
Take aim somewhere over the rainbow
Six of the best, in the chest is the payload
Hey bro, you'd better lay low
When I breeze in spinning, I'm a killer tornado
Waiting to blow like a pain volcano
I swear in the name of NATO
I'll put an X on your brain like a baked potato
We came with the caber to cave in your capers again, bruv
In the face of the danger
This ain't Vegas, but I'm raising the ante
And raising a glass in the name of Clancy
[Hook]
Eighteen years, eighteen years
Been Rainbow Sixing for eighteen years
Eagles Watch as I throw Rogue Spears
Through Covert Ops to the Missions in Korea
A Lone Wolf pulls out the Black Thorn
As a Raven Shield meets Athena Sword
With her Iron Wrath flying like a Black Arrow
On Lockdown in the Critical Hour
See my game come of age as I take it to Vegas
And make it rain here for ages
And when the rain hits rays of light
From hazy skylines, rainbows shine bright
[Hook:]
And when the rain hits rays of light
From hazy skylines, rainbows shine bright
[2x]
[Verse 2:]
It's a daily crisis for today's fighters
In the age of ISIS
Death is the fate with which he dices
One wrong roll and he may lay lifeless
Too little, too late realising
Time dedicated to training's priceless
Pain and sweat's why a veteran is getting better
That'll tell us why there are calluses on my fist
We've got to work as a team, a unit
To deduce your scheme and ruin it
Swiftly we move in
Through these midnight trees whose leaves are moonlit
From the window to the wall
Everything you've ever come to know and love is going to fall
From a MAC-10 to an Enfield
Anything can trigger things real men feel (3x)
[Hook]
[Verse 3:]
I wear these shades in a HALO
Take aim somewhere over the rainbow
Six of the best, in the chest is the payload
Hey bro, you'd better lay low
When I breeze in spinning, I'm a killer tornado
Waiting to blow like a pain volcano
I swear in the name of NATO
I'll put an X on your brain like a baked potato
We came with the caber to cave in your capers again, bruv
In the face of the danger
This ain't Vegas, but I'm raising the ante
And raising a glass in the name of Clancy
[Hook]
British Assassin lyrics - Dan Bull
Over Oceans Civilisations behold.
The UK taking control.
A naval nation of old.
Built on a foundation of coal.
That was taken and sold.
So they could pave it with gold.
To make the altars that they failed
to use to pray for the souls.
Who Excavated and rolled
Trains into stations to mould.
The global stage where they where playing a role.
For those who'd would later withold.
Them from the tale it was told.
to fate the brave and the bold.
So they could claim it was sold.
Instead they lay in deprivation and cold,
Poor sanitation and mold.
Without a savior to follow.
It's not like they can enrol.
Rebel or make an assault.
HALT!
Enter Evie Fry and Jacob revolt.
I am a british assassin.
Rather proficient in fashion.
Look in the mirror, Yeah.
The image is dashing.
I'm sending a Templar to hell,
on every single ring of Big Ben's Bell.
I am a british assassin.
Me and my sister are cashing
In on the cities riches,
And it's flipping cracking.
I send a templar onto the grave,
For every soot stained cobble from which london is paved
This is a major event,
So you best pay Jacob attention.
In an age of innovation, invention,
Evie and me are the train and the engine.
Slicing straight through tension,
with a hidden blade too the tendon.
How clear can I state my intention?
Fed up of Gentry living rent free,
While peasants pay an arm and a leg for entry.
Don't send for a detective,
Let me make this Elementary:
I'm That Assassin other chaps try and pretend to be,
My enemy's enemy's potentially a friend to me.
From Ezio to Edward Kenway through to Henry Green,
Killing is our business,
and in business, we're immensley keen.
Roughing up these gangs,
Although there's nothing in my hands.
But a couple of brass knuckles,
And a Kukri that I swang.
From the stricken slums of Southwark,
To the suckers in the strand.
Suddenly snuck into a cab,
And I'm just another chap.
Strutting, Striding over Whitechapel,
Landing in lambeth with ease.
Bite the apple of eden,
And plant the seed in london's streets.
Come and reap the fruits of our labour,
And bite the hand that feeds.
We're the gang Anglia needs,
The Assassin's Creed.
We studdy war to run like water through the ruddy order.
Tending to every templar starting with that bugger,
Bloody Nora.
I make her Blighters face my blade and die,
veins are sliced.
Babtised by the rain at night,
They wish they where safe and dry.
So crack open a case of wine,
Grab your glass and raise it high.
Take your time to say goodbye,
Yours faithfully, Jacob Fry.
I am a british assassin.
Rather proficient in fashion.
Look in the mirror, Yeah.
The image is dashing.
I'm sending a Templar to hell,
on every single ring of Big Ben's Bell.
I am a british assassin.
Me and my sister are cashing
In on the cities riches,
And it's flipping cracking.
I send a templar onto the grave,
For every soot stained cobble from which london is paved
There's little more goryier thing then living in Victorian England
The UK taking control.
A naval nation of old.
Built on a foundation of coal.
That was taken and sold.
So they could pave it with gold.
To make the altars that they failed
to use to pray for the souls.
Who Excavated and rolled
Trains into stations to mould.
The global stage where they where playing a role.
For those who'd would later withold.
Them from the tale it was told.
to fate the brave and the bold.
So they could claim it was sold.
Instead they lay in deprivation and cold,
Poor sanitation and mold.
Without a savior to follow.
It's not like they can enrol.
Rebel or make an assault.
HALT!
Enter Evie Fry and Jacob revolt.
I am a british assassin.
Rather proficient in fashion.
Look in the mirror, Yeah.
The image is dashing.
I'm sending a Templar to hell,
on every single ring of Big Ben's Bell.
I am a british assassin.
Me and my sister are cashing
In on the cities riches,
And it's flipping cracking.
I send a templar onto the grave,
For every soot stained cobble from which london is paved
This is a major event,
So you best pay Jacob attention.
In an age of innovation, invention,
Evie and me are the train and the engine.
Slicing straight through tension,
with a hidden blade too the tendon.
How clear can I state my intention?
Fed up of Gentry living rent free,
While peasants pay an arm and a leg for entry.
Don't send for a detective,
Let me make this Elementary:
I'm That Assassin other chaps try and pretend to be,
My enemy's enemy's potentially a friend to me.
From Ezio to Edward Kenway through to Henry Green,
Killing is our business,
and in business, we're immensley keen.
Roughing up these gangs,
Although there's nothing in my hands.
But a couple of brass knuckles,
And a Kukri that I swang.
From the stricken slums of Southwark,
To the suckers in the strand.
Suddenly snuck into a cab,
And I'm just another chap.
Strutting, Striding over Whitechapel,
Landing in lambeth with ease.
Bite the apple of eden,
And plant the seed in london's streets.
Come and reap the fruits of our labour,
And bite the hand that feeds.
We're the gang Anglia needs,
The Assassin's Creed.
We studdy war to run like water through the ruddy order.
Tending to every templar starting with that bugger,
Bloody Nora.
I make her Blighters face my blade and die,
veins are sliced.
Babtised by the rain at night,
They wish they where safe and dry.
So crack open a case of wine,
Grab your glass and raise it high.
Take your time to say goodbye,
Yours faithfully, Jacob Fry.
I am a british assassin.
Rather proficient in fashion.
Look in the mirror, Yeah.
The image is dashing.
I'm sending a Templar to hell,
on every single ring of Big Ben's Bell.
I am a british assassin.
Me and my sister are cashing
In on the cities riches,
And it's flipping cracking.
I send a templar onto the grave,
For every soot stained cobble from which london is paved
There's little more goryier thing then living in Victorian England
The Division lyrics - Dan Bull
It takes five days for society to break
Starvation, hunger, violence and rape
The United States of America's dead of her epidemic yet again
The violin should play
When you orchestrate and prepare an awful state of affairs is it fair
To say that you paid to rob your own grave?
With nature defaced, the decay is ingrained
You can't take the truth 'til its straight in your face
And it's too late to change it or take it away
Fate is a strange thing, we predicted the happenings
Straight after late capitalism
But we didn't prepare
For the winter despair
There was frost on the glass
We were lacking the vision
But for what little is left we need a tactical vision
And for that, we can thank The Division
[Chorus:]
New York City
Could it be more gritty?
Money is the root of all evil
So when we fall farther it seems more fitting
New York City
Could it be more gritty?
Money is the root of all evil
Would our dear forefathers weep or pity?
Rewind
Flash back for a minute as we shoot back five days
To black Friday
New York, feel the boom bap vibrate
Street map is a true rat like maze
Open jail, flip the gulag sideways
Too late to glue cracks, view that crime rate
Whole city's in a 2Pac mindstate
Thugging at eachother to get food and hydrate
Better get moving to that highway
Come on, if you really wanna do that, why wait?
Pack your bags, grab your shoes and migrate
Cause a dead president's a dude that's irate
For a land built on dirty money
It's absurdly funny
That it's turning ugly
But you know humans, we just keep running
And we will, it is our will, and this is a free country
[Chorus]
The president says to do whatever it takes
To tether the threads and weather the state
Defend it against any tremors and quakes
Hell or heaven could make
My vector can spray
Like a rector can pray
So I'll rectify lies, correct your mistakes
You're treading a fine line with steps that you take
So you might find my bootprint etched in your face
Yes siree, we do what's necessary
Every discretionary decision is left up to me
Definitely
Stepping the street
With weapon ready
To step in and cease
The spread of the epidemic dead on its feet
Second guessing whoever we meet
We're a second from our severed head and spines lying separately
So I'm speaking to my team with techy telepathy
If I protect them
They protect me
[Chorus]
Starvation, hunger, violence and rape
The United States of America's dead of her epidemic yet again
The violin should play
When you orchestrate and prepare an awful state of affairs is it fair
To say that you paid to rob your own grave?
With nature defaced, the decay is ingrained
You can't take the truth 'til its straight in your face
And it's too late to change it or take it away
Fate is a strange thing, we predicted the happenings
Straight after late capitalism
But we didn't prepare
For the winter despair
There was frost on the glass
We were lacking the vision
But for what little is left we need a tactical vision
And for that, we can thank The Division
[Chorus:]
New York City
Could it be more gritty?
Money is the root of all evil
So when we fall farther it seems more fitting
New York City
Could it be more gritty?
Money is the root of all evil
Would our dear forefathers weep or pity?
Rewind
Flash back for a minute as we shoot back five days
To black Friday
New York, feel the boom bap vibrate
Street map is a true rat like maze
Open jail, flip the gulag sideways
Too late to glue cracks, view that crime rate
Whole city's in a 2Pac mindstate
Thugging at eachother to get food and hydrate
Better get moving to that highway
Come on, if you really wanna do that, why wait?
Pack your bags, grab your shoes and migrate
Cause a dead president's a dude that's irate
For a land built on dirty money
It's absurdly funny
That it's turning ugly
But you know humans, we just keep running
And we will, it is our will, and this is a free country
[Chorus]
The president says to do whatever it takes
To tether the threads and weather the state
Defend it against any tremors and quakes
Hell or heaven could make
My vector can spray
Like a rector can pray
So I'll rectify lies, correct your mistakes
You're treading a fine line with steps that you take
So you might find my bootprint etched in your face
Yes siree, we do what's necessary
Every discretionary decision is left up to me
Definitely
Stepping the street
With weapon ready
To step in and cease
The spread of the epidemic dead on its feet
Second guessing whoever we meet
We're a second from our severed head and spines lying separately
So I'm speaking to my team with techy telepathy
If I protect them
They protect me
[Chorus]
Bastion lyrics - Dan Bull
[Verse 1:]
The Kid awoke in bed, with a dopey head
Filled with a smokey blend of inner hope and dread
But he's not hung over yet, still has his sanity
But tragically, the land that he inhabits has been damaged deeply
The ravage wreaked with savagery would leave him
Wishing he had had a dream but sadly this is real: the Calamity
Brutality against humanity, depravity
Dang, he'll need a little more than bandage for this malady
Disaster has the people abandoning morality
It's a little too late to handle diplomatically
The situation thus demands a different strategy
A mission that'll leave you battling with gravity
Brandishing battering rams
Calamity Cannons with hammers and fangs
From Mancer to Langston and Zand
There ain't a more masterful rapper than Dan
The man that's ransacking your ranch olives?
I'm not going to be passing the branch
You're only fuelling my fire
And I've got gas in the tank
[Hook:]
Drank a Black Tonic
Sampled the track and rapped on it
I've been to the brink
And the Bastion's coming back from it
Drank a Black Tonic
Sampled the track and rapped on it
I've been to the brink
And the Bastion's coming back from it
[Verse 2:]
Oi
I visit the Shrine, hit the Distillery
Stock up on Spirits and Wine, liquid artillery
Then I hit a Windbag with such a vicious impact
That I split the very atoms that keep him intact
Think back
To who knows where, you're going to get
Pimp slapped
If you don't care
I'll aim the Breaker's Bow straight at your face
And break your nasal bone (nose)
The Stranger throws flaming flows
And vocal flame bellows
It's the way it goes, terrain shaking from the Cael blows
While I'm shooting guys, neutralise the threat that they'll pose
And we had ought to take the Galleon Mortar from the sailboats
Before the floor crumbles away like so much stale toast
Thrust a Brusher's Pike, right in the bushes like:
"Have we not met before? You must have a lookalike"
Kid's just another guy following a call to action
He'd give up his life for the Bastion
I
[Hook]
[Outro:]
We're coming back...
We're coming back now
You don't need to play a new game, trust
Just boot up New Game Plus
You don't need to play a new game, trust
Just boot up New Game Plus
We're coming back now
The Kid awoke in bed, with a dopey head
Filled with a smokey blend of inner hope and dread
But he's not hung over yet, still has his sanity
But tragically, the land that he inhabits has been damaged deeply
The ravage wreaked with savagery would leave him
Wishing he had had a dream but sadly this is real: the Calamity
Brutality against humanity, depravity
Dang, he'll need a little more than bandage for this malady
Disaster has the people abandoning morality
It's a little too late to handle diplomatically
The situation thus demands a different strategy
A mission that'll leave you battling with gravity
Brandishing battering rams
Calamity Cannons with hammers and fangs
From Mancer to Langston and Zand
There ain't a more masterful rapper than Dan
The man that's ransacking your ranch olives?
I'm not going to be passing the branch
You're only fuelling my fire
And I've got gas in the tank
[Hook:]
Drank a Black Tonic
Sampled the track and rapped on it
I've been to the brink
And the Bastion's coming back from it
Drank a Black Tonic
Sampled the track and rapped on it
I've been to the brink
And the Bastion's coming back from it
[Verse 2:]
Oi
I visit the Shrine, hit the Distillery
Stock up on Spirits and Wine, liquid artillery
Then I hit a Windbag with such a vicious impact
That I split the very atoms that keep him intact
Think back
To who knows where, you're going to get
Pimp slapped
If you don't care
I'll aim the Breaker's Bow straight at your face
And break your nasal bone (nose)
The Stranger throws flaming flows
And vocal flame bellows
It's the way it goes, terrain shaking from the Cael blows
While I'm shooting guys, neutralise the threat that they'll pose
And we had ought to take the Galleon Mortar from the sailboats
Before the floor crumbles away like so much stale toast
Thrust a Brusher's Pike, right in the bushes like:
"Have we not met before? You must have a lookalike"
Kid's just another guy following a call to action
He'd give up his life for the Bastion
I
[Hook]
[Outro:]
We're coming back...
We're coming back now
You don't need to play a new game, trust
Just boot up New Game Plus
You don't need to play a new game, trust
Just boot up New Game Plus
We're coming back now
Volume lyrics - Dan Bull
Oi gisborne
You're in the midst of a big storm
The rich fawn while the poor can't keep the their kids warm
So you can attack me, hack me and block me
But you'll never stop me from following loxley
Just watch me
I'm one in a million merry men and women in your citizenship
Who are seriously sick of it
So we declare your leadership
To be a little bit illegitimate
It's chilling isn't it?
Your men we give them stick
Like it's a piece of cake
Fight for everything at stake
Uniting the three estates
Ay, the smallest of viruses
Can cause the fall of the taullest of tyrants quick
We're
Using the volumes to contradict their intended purpose
Rising up from the underground 'til we enter th surface
We are not asking for a world thatss incredibly perfect
We just want to live in a state that's fair enough to be worth it
For an amateur that's brandashing a camera
Well he's a heavy hammerer
That'll dash up and damage you
Loxley's a kid with big bloody balls
He'll rob from the rich and give to the poor
This is a war
Like and subscribe
You're in the midst of a big storm
The rich fawn while the poor can't keep the their kids warm
So you can attack me, hack me and block me
But you'll never stop me from following loxley
Just watch me
I'm one in a million merry men and women in your citizenship
Who are seriously sick of it
So we declare your leadership
To be a little bit illegitimate
It's chilling isn't it?
Your men we give them stick
Like it's a piece of cake
Fight for everything at stake
Uniting the three estates
Ay, the smallest of viruses
Can cause the fall of the taullest of tyrants quick
We're
Using the volumes to contradict their intended purpose
Rising up from the underground 'til we enter th surface
We are not asking for a world thatss incredibly perfect
We just want to live in a state that's fair enough to be worth it
For an amateur that's brandashing a camera
Well he's a heavy hammerer
That'll dash up and damage you
Loxley's a kid with big bloody balls
He'll rob from the rich and give to the poor
This is a war
Like and subscribe
National Anthem Of The PC Master Race lyrics -Dan Bull
[Verse 1:]
Just master race things
Just master race things
Just master race things
You know just master race things
Oi Mate !
Check out my new rig
Nine thousand and two gig...
Of games
With more mods than a who gig
I read the jealousy written on your face
When I said I needed planning permission for my case
Your rig is a disgrace
It's a little but a raised
Middle finger up to Gaben and an insult to the race
Every console falls prey to the same fate
Blatant aliasing and a lame frame rate
Hey mate
I measure mine in planck time
Beat you to the singularity defining mankind
Ahead of the times
You wouldn't even believe
I pre-order a release before it's event conceived
I've got such a cutting edge chipset
That I can only play games that don't even exist yet
[Hook:]
You console peasants have facts to face
Facts to face
Facts to face
You can't compare to that master race
The master race will faq your face
[Verse 2:]
I'm just letting you know there's no letters as sexy
As WASD
I've got an 8TB SSD
You've got an IDE running XP
Forget 1080p, that's a baby screen
Anything less than 8K will make me scream
If there's ever a pixel that I can plainly see
It best be on a retro indie game release
A nice fact for you to wank about
There's more cash in my steam wallet than in my bank account
Kids stay in school
Never break rules
And make sure you pray every day to Gabe Newell
[Hook:]
You console peasants have facts to face
Facts to face
Facts to face
You can't compare to that master race
The master race will faq your face
[Verse 3:]
Just master race things
Just master race things
Just master race things
You know just master race things
Just master race things
Just master race things
Just master race things
You know just master race things
I'm pro nuclear power
Cause I can drain a whole power plant with my PSU in an hour
The hoover dam's water cooling my tower
My CPU needs something new to devour
While you fool around with your montain dew
My watercooler's the fountain of youth
I don't give a damn about the review
My PC'S a beast
It should be held in a zoo
GPU fans sounds as loud as the who
Producing heat that's even capable of melting a nuke
I tell thee, it's true
And if you doubt me we'll do
A stress test where I'll leave you running round in a loop
You're a console peasant
I'm a grumpy old pedant
In a adolescent brain on the credit of my parents
I had them pay for my setup as a present
Cause I said I needed better processing for my lessons
What I meant was FPS in league of legends
And the set on LED keys on my desk are iridescent
Do I ever have a little bit of emphaty ? NO !
My our framerates be high and our temperatures low !
[Hook:]
You console peasants have facts to face
Facts to face
Facts to face
You can't compare to that master race
The master race will faq your face
[End speech:]
The views expressed in this musical work
May or may not be satire
You'll never know
Just master race things
Just master race things
Just master race things
You know just master race things
Oi Mate !
Check out my new rig
Nine thousand and two gig...
Of games
With more mods than a who gig
I read the jealousy written on your face
When I said I needed planning permission for my case
Your rig is a disgrace
It's a little but a raised
Middle finger up to Gaben and an insult to the race
Every console falls prey to the same fate
Blatant aliasing and a lame frame rate
Hey mate
I measure mine in planck time
Beat you to the singularity defining mankind
Ahead of the times
You wouldn't even believe
I pre-order a release before it's event conceived
I've got such a cutting edge chipset
That I can only play games that don't even exist yet
[Hook:]
You console peasants have facts to face
Facts to face
Facts to face
You can't compare to that master race
The master race will faq your face
[Verse 2:]
I'm just letting you know there's no letters as sexy
As WASD
I've got an 8TB SSD
You've got an IDE running XP
Forget 1080p, that's a baby screen
Anything less than 8K will make me scream
If there's ever a pixel that I can plainly see
It best be on a retro indie game release
A nice fact for you to wank about
There's more cash in my steam wallet than in my bank account
Kids stay in school
Never break rules
And make sure you pray every day to Gabe Newell
[Hook:]
You console peasants have facts to face
Facts to face
Facts to face
You can't compare to that master race
The master race will faq your face
[Verse 3:]
Just master race things
Just master race things
Just master race things
You know just master race things
Just master race things
Just master race things
Just master race things
You know just master race things
I'm pro nuclear power
Cause I can drain a whole power plant with my PSU in an hour
The hoover dam's water cooling my tower
My CPU needs something new to devour
While you fool around with your montain dew
My watercooler's the fountain of youth
I don't give a damn about the review
My PC'S a beast
It should be held in a zoo
GPU fans sounds as loud as the who
Producing heat that's even capable of melting a nuke
I tell thee, it's true
And if you doubt me we'll do
A stress test where I'll leave you running round in a loop
You're a console peasant
I'm a grumpy old pedant
In a adolescent brain on the credit of my parents
I had them pay for my setup as a present
Cause I said I needed better processing for my lessons
What I meant was FPS in league of legends
And the set on LED keys on my desk are iridescent
Do I ever have a little bit of emphaty ? NO !
My our framerates be high and our temperatures low !
[Hook:]
You console peasants have facts to face
Facts to face
Facts to face
You can't compare to that master race
The master race will faq your face
[End speech:]
The views expressed in this musical work
May or may not be satire
You'll never know
A Bouncy Rap Song In Celebration Of The 2015 Video Game Mad Max lyrics - Dan Bull
I started with nothing they took it all
Swapped it for a suburn and a foot in the balls
I'm homeless and hopeless these bogans are bogus emotionally deprived and rife with psychosis
They've gone and made max ferocious
How mad this bloke is
That'll stab you in the back with a broken bone and slash your scrotum
I need to have the focus
To build the magnum opus
And plan a roadtrip so that I can go and tackle scrotus
He scrapped my black on black ballache
Messing with another fella's car?
Not at all mate
Never miss a war boy he's one foot in the grave
When I twist the blade never forget the look on their face
Look, I'm not brave, I just wanna repay the pain
I ain't saving the world
There's no world to save
I'm Mad Max
Collect Scrap
To attach to my ride and drive the threat back
I'm Mad Max
I've left tracks
From gas town way out to the out back
I'm Mad Max
I blast caps from blas cap and splatter the barren flats with flak
I'm Mad Max
I wreck tracks
And make you crap your kecks like ex-lax
Just nipping out to nick stuff
And then get stuck in the big nothing
But get stuffed if you think I'll quit, huffing
Unsettle the dust
Above the speckles of rust
I've got myself to help
There's no one better to trust until
I bumped into chumbucket
Through plum luck and it got me pumped up
To have a chum who's up for:
Mucking in
Tucking in
Trucking
Kicking up a motherfucking ruckus
Sick enough to sit in
While I'm socking these suckers
When we hop in the vehicle
I call shotgun
That's not a metaphor, mate
I've actually got one
I'm Mad Max
Collect Scrap
To attach to my ride and drive the threat back
I'm Mad Max
I've left tracks
From gas town way out to the out back
I'm Mad Max
I blast caps from blas cap and splatter the barren flats with flak
I'm Mad Max
I wreck tracks
And make you crap your kecks like ex-lax
I've got a ticket to ride
To where the fittest survive
To live here requires
A particular type of meticulous mind
You need volition
Munition
And intuition to drive
And that's what griffa provides
It's not sufficient to be wishful
And blag it
You need the nads to eat a fistful of maggots
From prickles to scrapulance
Rippers and rammers
You're going to need to be a dab hand
Which a wrench and a hammer
The manic
Mechanic
Installing panic
Bringing havoc
To these panoamic lands
With my rampant antics
Though its dramatic
I'm a classic romantic at heart
Hi, honey I'm home
You wont believe the traffic
I'm Mad Max
Collect Scrap
To attach to my ride and drive the threat back
I'm Mad Max
I've left tracks
From gas town way out to the out back
I'm Mad Max
I blast caps from blas cap and splatter the barren flats with flak
I'm Mad Max
I wreck tracks
And make you crap your kecks like ex-lax
Swapped it for a suburn and a foot in the balls
I'm homeless and hopeless these bogans are bogus emotionally deprived and rife with psychosis
They've gone and made max ferocious
How mad this bloke is
That'll stab you in the back with a broken bone and slash your scrotum
I need to have the focus
To build the magnum opus
And plan a roadtrip so that I can go and tackle scrotus
He scrapped my black on black ballache
Messing with another fella's car?
Not at all mate
Never miss a war boy he's one foot in the grave
When I twist the blade never forget the look on their face
Look, I'm not brave, I just wanna repay the pain
I ain't saving the world
There's no world to save
I'm Mad Max
Collect Scrap
To attach to my ride and drive the threat back
I'm Mad Max
I've left tracks
From gas town way out to the out back
I'm Mad Max
I blast caps from blas cap and splatter the barren flats with flak
I'm Mad Max
I wreck tracks
And make you crap your kecks like ex-lax
Just nipping out to nick stuff
And then get stuck in the big nothing
But get stuffed if you think I'll quit, huffing
Unsettle the dust
Above the speckles of rust
I've got myself to help
There's no one better to trust until
I bumped into chumbucket
Through plum luck and it got me pumped up
To have a chum who's up for:
Mucking in
Tucking in
Trucking
Kicking up a motherfucking ruckus
Sick enough to sit in
While I'm socking these suckers
When we hop in the vehicle
I call shotgun
That's not a metaphor, mate
I've actually got one
I'm Mad Max
Collect Scrap
To attach to my ride and drive the threat back
I'm Mad Max
I've left tracks
From gas town way out to the out back
I'm Mad Max
I blast caps from blas cap and splatter the barren flats with flak
I'm Mad Max
I wreck tracks
And make you crap your kecks like ex-lax
I've got a ticket to ride
To where the fittest survive
To live here requires
A particular type of meticulous mind
You need volition
Munition
And intuition to drive
And that's what griffa provides
It's not sufficient to be wishful
And blag it
You need the nads to eat a fistful of maggots
From prickles to scrapulance
Rippers and rammers
You're going to need to be a dab hand
Which a wrench and a hammer
The manic
Mechanic
Installing panic
Bringing havoc
To these panoamic lands
With my rampant antics
Though its dramatic
I'm a classic romantic at heart
Hi, honey I'm home
You wont believe the traffic
I'm Mad Max
Collect Scrap
To attach to my ride and drive the threat back
I'm Mad Max
I've left tracks
From gas town way out to the out back
I'm Mad Max
I blast caps from blas cap and splatter the barren flats with flak
I'm Mad Max
I wreck tracks
And make you crap your kecks like ex-lax
Ultralight Beam lyrics - Dan Bull
Ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to the start of the greatest album of all time
The Life of Pablo
A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four
Ultralight beam, ultralight beam
Ultralight beam, ultralight beam
Ultralight beam, ultralight beam
Ultra-ultra-ultralight beam
Ultralight beam, ultralight beam
Ultralight beam, ultralight beam
An ultralight beam ain't what it seems
And if you're not down in my team then you're leem
And by leem I mean lame but it didn't quite rhame
It didn't quite rhyme, I'm in the right frame of mind, eh
Welcome to the start of the greatest album of all time
The Life of Pablo
A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four
Ultralight beam, ultralight beam
Ultralight beam, ultralight beam
Ultralight beam, ultralight beam
Ultra-ultra-ultralight beam
Ultralight beam, ultralight beam
Ultralight beam, ultralight beam
An ultralight beam ain't what it seems
And if you're not down in my team then you're leem
And by leem I mean lame but it didn't quite rhame
It didn't quite rhyme, I'm in the right frame of mind, eh
Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1 lyrics - Dan Bull
Father, stretch my hands
Stretch them until they're all long and wibbly wobbly
So that I can't pick things up anymore
So that I can't wag my finger in disapproval at my haters
Oh, father, stretch my hands
Until I cry
Stretch them until they're all long and wibbly wobbly
So that I can't pick things up anymore
So that I can't wag my finger in disapproval at my haters
Oh, father, stretch my hands
Until I cry
Pt. 2 lyrics - Dan Bull
Part two, part two, part two, part t-t-t-t
Part two, part two, part two, part t-t-t-t
De part a-two, de part a-two, de part a-two
De part a-two, de part a-two, de part a-two
De part a-two, de part a-two, de part a-two
Famous lyrics - Dan Bull
Famous, I wanna be famous, famous
Famous, I wanna be famous, famous
Famous, I wanna be famous, famous
Famous, I wanna be famous, famous
Famous, I wanna be famous, famous
Famous, I wanna be famous, famous
By any means necessary
Even a lame publicity stunt
Famous, I wanna be famous, famous
Famous, I wanna be famous, famous
Famous, I wanna be famous, famous
Famous, I wanna be, wanna be
Wanna be, wanna be, wanna be, wanna be
Drop
Famous, I wanna be famous, famous
Famous, I wanna be famous, famous
Famous, I wanna be famous
Famous, I wanna be famous, famous
Famous, I wanna be famous, famous
Famous, I wanna be famous, famous
Famous, I wanna be famous, famous
Famous, I wanna be famous, famous
By any means necessary
Even a lame publicity stunt
Famous, I wanna be famous, famous
Famous, I wanna be famous, famous
Famous, I wanna be famous, famous
Famous, I wanna be, wanna be
Wanna be, wanna be, wanna be, wanna be
Drop
Famous, I wanna be famous, famous
Famous, I wanna be famous, famous
Famous, I wanna be famous
Feedback lyrics - Dan Bull
Feedback, feedback
Feedback, feedback
Feedback, feedback
Feedback, feedback
Feedback, feedback
Feedback, feedback
Feedback, feedback
Feedback, feedback
Oh, baby
Why don't you come on over to my place?
We could-uh sit on the couch, watch some movies
Watch some, some, some, some Netflix and chill
Or we could, we could, we could play a game of backgammon
We could, we could, we could, we could, we could
Wickity-wick-wick-wick-wick-wick-wick
We could, we could, we could, we could, um, uh
We could, we could, we could fuck
Feedback, feedback
Feedback, feedback
Feedback, feedback
Feedback, feedback
Feedback, feedback
Feedback, feedback
Feedback, feedback
Oh, baby
Why don't you come on over to my place?
We could-uh sit on the couch, watch some movies
Watch some, some, some, some Netflix and chill
Or we could, we could, we could play a game of backgammon
We could, we could, we could, we could, we could
Wickity-wick-wick-wick-wick-wick-wick
We could, we could, we could, we could, um, uh
We could, we could, we could fuck
Low Lights lyrics - Dan Bull
Oh, low lights
Low lights
Lights that are low
Lights that are low
I ain't talkin' about highlights
They got too much limelight
If we lay low light
Then it's no light
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout low lights
Low, "good-to-go" lights
Those "steal-the-whole-goddamn-show" lights
Them good ol' low lights
Low lights
Lights that are low
Lights that are low
I ain't talkin' about highlights
They got too much limelight
If we lay low light
Then it's no light
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout low lights
Low, "good-to-go" lights
Those "steal-the-whole-goddamn-show" lights
Them good ol' low lights
Highlights lyrics - Dan Bull
My thighs hurt, I will stop slapping them now
I need to find another part of my body to slap
In order to continue the momentum of the song
How about, how about my, my, my booty?
How about I turn around and slap my booty?
Ooh, it's so much more percussive
Highlights
Freestyle 4 lyrics - Dan Bull
First there were Freestyle 1
Then there were Freestyle 2
After that; Freestyle 3
And then came Freestyle 4
Freestyle 1 was mediocre
Freestyle 2 was okay
Freestyle 3 was quite good
Freestyle 4 was great
This song's a bit short, um
Um, doesn't really matter, does it?
Next
Then there were Freestyle 2
After that; Freestyle 3
And then came Freestyle 4
Freestyle 1 was mediocre
Freestyle 2 was okay
Freestyle 3 was quite good
Freestyle 4 was great
This song's a bit short, um
Um, doesn't really matter, does it?
Next
FML lyrics - Dan Bull
FML, FML, FML, FML-L-L-L
FML, FML, FML, FML-L-L-L
FML, FML, FML, FML-L-L-L
FML, FML, FML, FML-L-L-L
FML, FML, FML, FML-L-L-L
FML, FML, FML, FML-L-L-L
FML, FML, FML, FML-L-L-L
Real Friends lyrics - Dan Bull
Real friends, the sort of people you can
Tell your deepest secrets to
That you can wear your underpants
In front of them and not feel ashamed
Real friends are the sort of people you can
Gather 'round a biscuit
Race to see who can make that biscuit soggy
And, again, not feel ashamed
In fact, quite the opposite; proud
Real friends are the sort of people that don't care
Whether you've killed a man
Or whether you've crept into the grounds of a
Of a school in the middle of the night
And torched the fucker down
Real friends look beyond the surface
They look at what's underneath
The blood, the guts, the mucus
The bile, that sort of thing
Wolves lyrics - Dan Bull
Wolves, they're like dogs
But a bit different 'cause they're wild
And instead of barking, they say "ooh"
And that's the difference betwixt wolves and dogs
I'm sure there's more
But I ain't an expert in that sort
Of thing, so forgive me
If I'm factually wrong
This, uh, this song is more of a filler track
Than some of the others on the album, I will confess
Um, but you know, what can you expect from an eighteen track album?
Pure gold on all of them?
I suppose if it is "the best album in the world" that is what you would expect but, uh
Shut, shut up
But a bit different 'cause they're wild
And instead of barking, they say "ooh"
And that's the difference betwixt wolves and dogs
I'm sure there's more
But I ain't an expert in that sort
Of thing, so forgive me
If I'm factually wrong
This, uh, this song is more of a filler track
Than some of the others on the album, I will confess
Um, but you know, what can you expect from an eighteen track album?
Pure gold on all of them?
I suppose if it is "the best album in the world" that is what you would expect but, uh
Shut, shut up
Silver Surfer Intermission lyrics - Dan Bull
Hey, I'm the Silver Surfer
And this is the, uh, the, the, the, the intermission
This is the part where we take a break from the music
And just chill a little bit, just, just, just, just relax
You know, come, come, come to terms with the fact
That we're listening to the greatest album of all time
And, and, and we do need a little breather occasionally
Absorb all that brilliance that's, that, that's soaked into us
Like bleach into a sponge that's been dropped into a sink
In need of cleaning for a long, long time
Anyway, that's the intermission over
And this is the, uh, the, the, the, the intermission
This is the part where we take a break from the music
And just chill a little bit, just, just, just, just relax
You know, come, come, come to terms with the fact
That we're listening to the greatest album of all time
And, and, and we do need a little breather occasionally
Absorb all that brilliance that's, that, that's soaked into us
Like bleach into a sponge that's been dropped into a sink
In need of cleaning for a long, long time
Anyway, that's the intermission over
30 Hours lyrics - Dan Bull
Thirty hours ago I was very slow
At trimming my afro which I don't have 'cause I'm Caucasian
And it's very rare for a Caucasian to have an afro
Maybe a Jewish person might, do Jewish people count as Caucasian?
Not sure, but so you know sometimes they have
That really sort of curly hair
Sometimes it's known as a "Jewfro"
Perhaps not the most politically incorre-sorry
The most politically correct term but there you go
That's what it's known as in common parts
Anyway, where was I?
But what was the song title?
Oh, "30 Hours", I'm not doing it for that long
Next
At trimming my afro which I don't have 'cause I'm Caucasian
And it's very rare for a Caucasian to have an afro
Maybe a Jewish person might, do Jewish people count as Caucasian?
Not sure, but so you know sometimes they have
That really sort of curly hair
Sometimes it's known as a "Jewfro"
Perhaps not the most politically incorre-sorry
The most politically correct term but there you go
That's what it's known as in common parts
Anyway, where was I?
But what was the song title?
Oh, "30 Hours", I'm not doing it for that long
Next
No More Parties in L.A. lyrics - Dan Bull
No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties in L.A., no more parties where?
(Los Angeles ya twat)
No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties, more parties, no more parties, more parties
No more parties, no more parties
No more parties in Los Angeles, please
There's rather many parties already
You've got too many parties
We're saturated with parties here in Los Angeles, California
There's not enough water and there's too much partying
We need more water and less partying
The water-party ratio is all out of wack
No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties in L.A., no more parties where?
(Los Angeles ya twat)
No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties, more parties, no more parties, more parties
No more parties, no more parties
No more parties in Los Angeles, please
There's rather many parties already
You've got too many parties
We're saturated with parties here in Los Angeles, California
There's not enough water and there's too much partying
We need more water and less partying
The water-party ratio is all out of wack
Facts lyrics - Dan Bull
Listen up, the title of the song is, uh, "Facts"
And, uh, as a result of said title I suppose I ought to
Divulge a couple of facts myself
Did you know
That the earth is not actually round?
It's a pyramid
Did you know
That the mating call of the common housefly is this
"Come here, little..."
Did you know
That when biscuits go soggy
It's not always due to moisture in the air?
It's actually moisture within the biscuit
Moving and making the biscuit soggy
Alternatively, it's because a group of boys have gathered 'round and
Played some sort of competitive sport
Of which I shall not disclose the details here, perhaps another time
Did you know
That the word "fluff" is spelled F-L-U-P-H?
It's one of the most commonly misspelled words in, in, in, in English
Did you know
That this is not, not the end of this track?
And, uh, as a result of said title I suppose I ought to
Divulge a couple of facts myself
Did you know
That the earth is not actually round?
It's a pyramid
Did you know
That the mating call of the common housefly is this
"Come here, little..."
Did you know
That when biscuits go soggy
It's not always due to moisture in the air?
It's actually moisture within the biscuit
Moving and making the biscuit soggy
Alternatively, it's because a group of boys have gathered 'round and
Played some sort of competitive sport
Of which I shall not disclose the details here, perhaps another time
Did you know
That the word "fluff" is spelled F-L-U-P-H?
It's one of the most commonly misspelled words in, in, in, in English
Did you know
That this is not, not the end of this track?
Fade lyrics - Dan Bull
Now let us fade away, fade away
Fade away, fade away
Fade away, fade away
Fade away, fade away
This is the greatest album ever made
I'll punch you if you don't agree that it's great
Copyright me, all rights reserved
And nobody else can use this in any way whatsoever
The end
Fade away, fade away
Fade away, fade away
Fade away, fade away
This is the greatest album ever made
I'll punch you if you don't agree that it's great
Copyright me, all rights reserved
And nobody else can use this in any way whatsoever
The end
Rocket League Ye lyrics -Dan Bull
[Verse 1:]
I never liked football at school
Was never liked much by the cool kids
And I wasn't picked from the line up
Until the last, it was tough, it was cruel
And I wasn't into motor racing
It seemed too slow, too basic
Crashing was a no no
Ramming other cars was rated too invasive
Come on
Let me put them through their paces
Let's do it properly
Lick a shoot of broccoli
Buckle up and boot up ROCKET LEAGUE
[Bridge:]
SUPERSONIC ACROBATIC ROCKET-POWERED BATTLE-CARS
WITH WHEELS AND GRILLS
IN PLACE OF HEELS
OF COURSE YOU'RE GONNA
GET TACKLED HARD
[Hook:]
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
The crowd count down aloud
View the newest shooting stars
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
3, 2, 1, CHARGE!
[Verse 2:]
Mix Fifa, Tony Hawk and Carmageddon
I'm in heaven even at the thought of it
In half a second, I'm tumescent
Move aside viagra
I'm throbbing at the bonnet
Of an E-Type Jaguar
I'm flustered
The rush has got me gushing like niagara
Rap star
Soccer crossed with Nascar
Not a crowd pleaser
I leave the people shouting:
THAT'S HARSH!
I do what I gots to do
To get those bawls
To bless those goals
Don't give a shit
If you drive a silver shadow, man
I'll wreck your rolls
[Hook:]
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
The crowd count down aloud
View the newest shooting stars
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
3, 2, 1, CHARGE!
[Verse 3:]
When I burn out my nitro
Better turn down your iso
It's a photo finish so
The arena just might blow
I might go psycho
Supercharged like a rhino
Large like a dino
Size aside
My machine
Is anything but micro
I'm coming for you fast
You scummy little twat
You just got battered
By a car
In a funny little hat
[Bridge:]
SUPERSONIC ACROBATIC ROCKET-POWERED BATTLE-CARS
WITH WHEELS AND GRILLS
IN PLACE OF HEELS
OF COURSE YOU'RE GONNA
GET TACKLED HARD
[Hook:]
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
The crowd count down aloud
View the newest shooting stars
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
3, 2, 1, CHARGE!
I never liked football at school
Was never liked much by the cool kids
And I wasn't picked from the line up
Until the last, it was tough, it was cruel
And I wasn't into motor racing
It seemed too slow, too basic
Crashing was a no no
Ramming other cars was rated too invasive
Come on
Let me put them through their paces
Let's do it properly
Lick a shoot of broccoli
Buckle up and boot up ROCKET LEAGUE
[Bridge:]
SUPERSONIC ACROBATIC ROCKET-POWERED BATTLE-CARS
WITH WHEELS AND GRILLS
IN PLACE OF HEELS
OF COURSE YOU'RE GONNA
GET TACKLED HARD
[Hook:]
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
The crowd count down aloud
View the newest shooting stars
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
3, 2, 1, CHARGE!
[Verse 2:]
Mix Fifa, Tony Hawk and Carmageddon
I'm in heaven even at the thought of it
In half a second, I'm tumescent
Move aside viagra
I'm throbbing at the bonnet
Of an E-Type Jaguar
I'm flustered
The rush has got me gushing like niagara
Rap star
Soccer crossed with Nascar
Not a crowd pleaser
I leave the people shouting:
THAT'S HARSH!
I do what I gots to do
To get those bawls
To bless those goals
Don't give a shit
If you drive a silver shadow, man
I'll wreck your rolls
[Hook:]
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
The crowd count down aloud
View the newest shooting stars
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
3, 2, 1, CHARGE!
[Verse 3:]
When I burn out my nitro
Better turn down your iso
It's a photo finish so
The arena just might blow
I might go psycho
Supercharged like a rhino
Large like a dino
Size aside
My machine
Is anything but micro
I'm coming for you fast
You scummy little twat
You just got battered
By a car
In a funny little hat
[Bridge:]
SUPERSONIC ACROBATIC ROCKET-POWERED BATTLE-CARS
WITH WHEELS AND GRILLS
IN PLACE OF HEELS
OF COURSE YOU'RE GONNA
GET TACKLED HARD
[Hook:]
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
The crowd count down aloud
View the newest shooting stars
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
3, 2, 1, CHARGE!
Halo 5 Epic Rap (feat. Zarcort & Piter-G) lyrics - Dan Bull
He vagado durante tanto tiempo que estoy cansado
Soy un soldado que viaja sin rumbo
Donde me lleve el viento
El experimento ha sido fallido
Cortana me dijo que fue un estallido
No dejo la vida en la que estoy metido
Yo solo quiero descansar un momento
Quiero que me miren como un líder
Quiero que me den lo que me piden
Que nunca me olviden
Quiero terminar, Llegar a mi hogar
No queda nada que me intimide
Quiero volver a amar
Volver a ver el mar
Mermar el mal ser la verdad
Me llamo John el más capaz de borrar la oscuridad
He pasado por cada esquina del espacio
He matado con las manos y despacio
He notado los golpes de cansancio
Me domina un demonio que no sacio
Míralo, Cuidado
Directo a su hígado
Si quieres morir solo pídelo, dímelo
Soy el fantasma
Repítelo Me llaman muerte y la muerte no puede ser inferior
Ven lo que vi para creer
Buscando el ¿cómo? y el ¿porque?
De todos los que les ocurre a los nuestros
Soy la mitad de un hombre, la otra mitad se esconde
Bajo una capa de metal pesado
Prepárate Si me vez aparecer escóndete
Te daré la caza que mereces
No me reces
Soy jefe maestro
Seguiré todo recto
Cállate que lo merezco
Destapar toda verdad
Hallare el camino y veré a todo mi pueblo avanzar
Dan Bull
I'm back on the Halo tip
I'm not going to take no lip
When I face an alien invader
I make damn sure that they know this
Fire Team Osiris leaves in T-minus 343
When i said I was reado to fry you believe
I didn't mean Thomas Aquinas, see
Whit a laser sight Osiris Is
Going to blind you between both irises
Anything except perfection on our side
Is nothing but a minor glitch
You might as well lie in a ditch
Hiding, twitching, crying, cringing
Whining, wincing, writhing, flinching
Hi, you're just in time for the lynching
You
Better
Get out of the Warzone
Uniess you're looking for a way to make powder of your bones
I roll stones
I'm unkillable like Keith Richards
The Convenant's a cover group. I'm culling these bitches
I'm a guardian guarding the garden from garbage
And I'll beg your pardon if you're not
This Spartan's going to pick you off
Whit firearms, vehicles, armor, clips the lot
Second to second increasing the speed
And I'm teaching a lesson to people that need it
Strategic ally keeping you guessing
Impressing forever, never knowing when I shoul leave it
Ven lo que vi para creer
Buscando el ¿cómo? y el ¿porque?
De todos los que les ocurre a los nuestros
Soy la mitad de un hombre, la otra mitad se esconde
Bajo una capa de metal pesado
Prepárate Si me vez aparecer escóndete
Te daré la caza que mereces
No me reces
Soy jefe maestro
Seguiré todo recto
Cállate que lo merezco
Destapar toda verdad
Hallare el camino y veré a todo mi pueblo avanzar
Soy un soldado que viaja sin rumbo
Donde me lleve el viento
El experimento ha sido fallido
Cortana me dijo que fue un estallido
No dejo la vida en la que estoy metido
Yo solo quiero descansar un momento
Quiero que me miren como un líder
Quiero que me den lo que me piden
Que nunca me olviden
Quiero terminar, Llegar a mi hogar
No queda nada que me intimide
Quiero volver a amar
Volver a ver el mar
Mermar el mal ser la verdad
Me llamo John el más capaz de borrar la oscuridad
He pasado por cada esquina del espacio
He matado con las manos y despacio
He notado los golpes de cansancio
Me domina un demonio que no sacio
Míralo, Cuidado
Directo a su hígado
Si quieres morir solo pídelo, dímelo
Soy el fantasma
Repítelo Me llaman muerte y la muerte no puede ser inferior
Ven lo que vi para creer
Buscando el ¿cómo? y el ¿porque?
De todos los que les ocurre a los nuestros
Soy la mitad de un hombre, la otra mitad se esconde
Bajo una capa de metal pesado
Prepárate Si me vez aparecer escóndete
Te daré la caza que mereces
No me reces
Soy jefe maestro
Seguiré todo recto
Cállate que lo merezco
Destapar toda verdad
Hallare el camino y veré a todo mi pueblo avanzar
Dan Bull
I'm back on the Halo tip
I'm not going to take no lip
When I face an alien invader
I make damn sure that they know this
Fire Team Osiris leaves in T-minus 343
When i said I was reado to fry you believe
I didn't mean Thomas Aquinas, see
Whit a laser sight Osiris Is
Going to blind you between both irises
Anything except perfection on our side
Is nothing but a minor glitch
You might as well lie in a ditch
Hiding, twitching, crying, cringing
Whining, wincing, writhing, flinching
Hi, you're just in time for the lynching
You
Better
Get out of the Warzone
Uniess you're looking for a way to make powder of your bones
I roll stones
I'm unkillable like Keith Richards
The Convenant's a cover group. I'm culling these bitches
I'm a guardian guarding the garden from garbage
And I'll beg your pardon if you're not
This Spartan's going to pick you off
Whit firearms, vehicles, armor, clips the lot
Second to second increasing the speed
And I'm teaching a lesson to people that need it
Strategic ally keeping you guessing
Impressing forever, never knowing when I shoul leave it
Ven lo que vi para creer
Buscando el ¿cómo? y el ¿porque?
De todos los que les ocurre a los nuestros
Soy la mitad de un hombre, la otra mitad se esconde
Bajo una capa de metal pesado
Prepárate Si me vez aparecer escóndete
Te daré la caza que mereces
No me reces
Soy jefe maestro
Seguiré todo recto
Cállate que lo merezco
Destapar toda verdad
Hallare el camino y veré a todo mi pueblo avanzar
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