The Worst Fall Guys Player In The World (TimTheTatman Rap Roast) lyrics - Dan Bull

(AKA "TimTheTatman Is Bad at Fall Guys")

This is the story of the World's Worst Fall Guy

Gather round! Today's a momentous occasion

A tale of overcoming incompetence with determination

Showing if you lack skill, just compensate with desperation

Give it up for Tim the Tat Man, it's time for celebration

Saying Tim was bad at Fall Guys is an understatement

Even booting up the game for him was an undertaking

So imagine the planet's wonder and amazement

When he won we thought he must have been exchanged with a replacement

He was the World's Worst Fall Guy, a simple fact

He didn't just drop the ball, he couldn't swing the bat

With a lack of winning streak as big as that

You'll never bring it back, but somehow he did

Give it up for Tim the Tat Man

The single crappest player we have ever seen

If his deficiency was a tree, it would be evergreen

A walking, talking, one fella yellow team

Reaching new levels of ineptitude with every stream

So if Tim can win a Fall Guys game

Then you can do what you need for your life to change

You can smash it at the gym, you can ask for that promotion

Chat to your crush, and just be more relaxed and open

And you'll overcome all challenges, no matter if disheartening

You're sure to beat your shortcomings thanks to Tim's martyrdom

That's some nifty marketing, crowns off to Fall Guys

And hats off to Tim the Tat Man, you've done alright

You've done alright

You've done alright

Timmy, you've done alright

Yeah, you've done alright