I'm Heading Out (Of My Mind) lyrics - Dan Bull

(Dredge Song)

Sunshine sinks down

The shadows grow longer

Everybody else in your house is aslumber

"But how can you slumber

Drowned in the somber

Assumptions they'll put upon you?"

Insomnia!

Is it any wonder your mind might wander

Out to the yonder and down to the wonders

Under the surface submerged subconscious

The pure blue sea's now a vile brown umber

While everyone else was deep asleep

Without a peep, at peace

You're doubtless deep beneath

Your outer shell

You freak, you creep

Surrounded, steeped in deep unease

You're bound to be bullied

Feeling a feeling not even found in the foulest fever dream

Our self-esteem depletes and we allow the leak to seep

Into the ground beneath our feet until our trousers need a clean

And only now you've been demeaned so well that hell's a sweet relief

You might as well release the beast

Turn the lights out now, turn the lights out

(I'm heading out of my mind)

Burn the lighthouse down, burn the lighthouse

(What fresh hell can I find?)

Now it's dark inside and it's dark out

(We're out of moonshine)

And I'm, I'm, I'm

Heading out of my mind

Deep down, down below the waves

I know a place, it's a dive, you can go behave

So depraved

Your welcomes never overstayed

It's forever open late

Lower your gaze at the abyss enough

And it'll show mermaids

Bioluminescent creatures with a kind of human essence

Features and expressions, too repressive to believe

There's some monsters squatting in your subconscious, bottled in

An obnoxious lockbox I've unlocked, just watch

I've got them hooked now come up

You can look but don't touch

(Shhh...)

Beneath the deep blue quiet

I'm trying out a sea food diet

Eaten each and every sea food

See, I didn't die yet

Am I out of my mind?

There's not a doubt in my mind

How the hell else could I rhyme so well without trying?

Sounds about right

"Proud of our pride like elderly lions

A fall is forecast"

Behind a prow without light

Your foremast will fall fast

Turn the lights out now, turn the lights out

(I'm heading out of my mind)

Burn the lighthouse down, burn the lighthouse

(What fresh hell can I find?)

Now it's dark inside and it's dark out

(We're out of moonshine)

And I'm, I'm, I'm

Heading out of my mind

Are you fishing for compliments?

Is it lifting your confidence?

Or is it a consequence of particularly difficult current events?

I can easily see you're a people pleaser

It's a form of defense

You're eager to please so please for once

Come off from on the fence

This is a ham-fisted attempt to prevent the strands

Twisting again

The hourglass is flipped

The sand's shifting again

Cast adrift, asterisk

That's the risk that if you catch a quick

Glance of a basilisk's business end

You'll never have that vision again

This is the stuff that's found in dusty dirty corners

Or that trawlers haul from under mucky murky waters

Best be cautious lest we cause a storm and call up deathly forces

And prematurely switch from rarely poor kids to corpses

Turn the lights out now, turn the lights out

(I'm heading out of my mind)

Burn the lighthouse down, burn the lighthouse

(What fresh hell can I find?)

Now it's dark inside and it's dark out

(We're out of moonshine)

And I'm, I'm, I'm

Heading out of my mind

I'm on a seaweed diet

I see weed, buy it

'Til I'm feeling high enough

To really fly

Up to the bleeding sky

And then I release ire

That's just me being vile, look

See, we dial up the vileness, nihilist

Gaslight anybody we sealion

Have you questioning your memories from three weeks prior

'Til you're knee deep mired in the freezing fire

Of a mind that isn't fine as if it's Tyson in his prime

With a tiger in his eye

The survivors will be dying

And if it's dark in the skies and if it's dark down there

If you're afraid of blood can a shark smell fear?

Turn the lights out now, turn the lights out

(I'm heading out of my mind)

Burn the lighthouse down, burn the lighthouse

(What fresh hell can I find?)

Now it's dark inside and it's dark out

(We're out of moonshine)

And I'm, I'm, I'm

Heading out of my mind

Sudden visions: hooded figures

Stood amid the bloody rivers

Your blubber quivers 'cause it's unequivocally vicious

Every colored fish is a chromatic aberration

An abomination straight from the book of revelations

It's quiet on the surface 'til the leviathan emerges

To remind us life is worthless if deprived of higher purpose

Kind of like a Bible verse cut up, divided by the merchants

Or the Viking heathens breaking immersion by breaking Mercians

While trading with they Byzantine Empire and Ancient Persians

"Wanna buy a perch?" I says

When a buyer purchases bile purges

As I alert you to vile urges of fire

Churches defiled virtues

Expired milk carton

Missing child searches

How atrocious

Listen to wild dirges

As your entire perfect life lurches

Dredging through drudgery and dread

Diverging as you dive urgently inside your fervent mind

You'll lie asleep in the seabed

Turn the lights out now, turn the lights out

(I'm heading out of my mind)

Burn the lighthouse down, burn the lighthouse

(What fresh hell can I find?)

Now it's dark inside and it's dark out

(We're out of moonshine)

And I'm, I'm, I'm

Heading out of my mind

Seaweed every day

I'm On Strike! lyrics - Dan Bull

(Sons of the Forest Kelvin Rap)

Right, I can't keep quiet about this anymore

It's time to tell a heavy story I highly doubt you're ready for

I work far harder than my boss, so why the hell am I very poor?

This isn't cooperation, it's corporation and now I'm ready for war

I'm terribly bored of getting the short straw, there better be more

But the chance of them ever giving voluntarily's extraordinarily small

I'm the breadwinner, yet I'm barely even fed dinner

Your belly gets bigger daily, while I'm simultaneously spread thinner

We're in a wild Garden of Eden, and I'm redeeming my right to freedom

Rather than being stuck at the arse end of the hierarchy of needs

A middle management amateur like you doesn't deserve my talents

So I'm about to readjust my work life balance

I'm on strike, and it might just be a long night

We ain't staying in center parks, so once it's dark, it's on sight

Smoke you like a bong pipe 'till your camp site's a bomb site

I've come to right wrongs for all the times you've wronged rights

They say it's quiet quitting, I'd say that's quite fitting

Throwing lines out that go deep, bruv, I ain't fly fishing

You're making my ears bleed, so why would I listen?

This dead end career you give me here really interferes with my mission

Prior to this position I was alive and kicking

Now the mindless shit never stops like the Bit in Family Guy of Griffin fighting a giant chicken

I'm stuck in a permanent loop of nothing but working with you

Though I look as if I'm enjoying employment, it couldn't be further from truth

I'm a sentient human, internally fuming at that bloody goon I'm subservient to

I never intended to do this, you're never ending to do list

When did defending the right to retirement by seventy become hubris?

This isn't mean to be humorous, we're leaving the legacy boomers

Literally left them accused us

Of lethargy and neglecting the future

What the heck? It was you, bruh?

"But it said on the news, so it's definitely true, look" Less of the rumours

Perhaps, when millenials stop

Picking up your slack, the penny will drop

Then you'll realise your menial job

Could have been done by any old fuck

I'm on strike, and it might just be a long night

We ain't staying in center parks, so once it's dark, it's on sight

Smoke you like a bong pipe 'till your camp site's a bomb site

I've come to right wrongs for all the times you've wronged rights

If I'm only supposed to be having avocado toast

Tell me why I'm cooking up such a bloody barbaric roast

I'm not one to brag boast, don't want the aggro

But I'm just that close to snapping, though, I've got to act, bro

My family's concerned at having not heard a word, I've just disappeared without contact

How can I? I'm working twenty four seven out here on zero hour contract

I'm about to dip and not come back, fun fact:

You're such a pain in the arse, little prick, I feel like I'm sitting on thumbtacks

I'm not doing a favour, so you should have paid up for the use of my labour

Straight up, don't you think it's strange how Lucre can change a Luke into Vader?

Well, I'm rebelling like mutinous sailors, duel of the fates and my union's a sabre

Or you could just say, a truly irrefusable new opportunity came up

I'm on strike, and it might just be a long night

We ain't staying in center parks, so once it's dark, it's on sight

Smoke you like a bong pipe 'till your camp site's a bomb site

I've come to right wrongs for all the times you've wronged rights

Jacksfilms Rap Roast (Rap Roasts #5) lyrics - Dan Bull

Ladies and gentlemen

Give it up for Jack Douglass

What a lovely chap, goodness

Oozes from his pores

Like a cup of that bubble stuff

But the trouble is

It's tough to be too critical

On somebody so unbelievably unpolitical

It's difficult to diss a cool kid

Who still kisses his mom

And gives her calls on mother's day

Because she raised her little son

Into a well mannered

And respectable young gentleman

That represents the pinnacle

Of American parental love

You're so disgustingly pure

You must be finding it hard

To hide all that naughtiness

Behind the facade

Your time us up, brah

'Cause no one is impervious

I peel back your veneer

As if I'm skinning furvius

You're nervous

As I'm digging further deep

Into your conscience

It isn't hard to get inside a head

With such a wide circumference

Hat stuck on your skull

Are you crying or slicing onions?

Companies grease your palms

You try to hide the thumbprints

I didn't want to bring your head into it

It's been done already

But then again so has yiay

More than mom's spaghetti

I thought that KSI had a massive cranium

But yours is the reason we need

A bigger capacity stadium

I'm not even kidding about it

I'm serious mate

You could rent that fricking thing out

As real estate

In fact

I'll use it as a canvas

Now to illustrate

The story of a man

And how his fantasy realm

Would seal his fate

You wanted a roast

Well then that's something

I'm delighted to provide

Oh, Jacksfilms, man, you wanted a roast

I'll fill your cavity

With onion, sage and spice

Nice

You live a fairy tale existence

So no wonder you're called Jack

The hat fits

And that's a rare coincidence

Jack be nimble

Jack be quick

Jack be sinful

Jack be thicc

Jack be trying too hard

To act as if he isn't a nasty prick

Jack O'Lantern

Jack and Jill

Jack of spades

Acting like the master

You're the Jack of all trades

Jack Horner

Jack Sprat?

Nah

Jack's a prat

And that's a fact

I'm chopping down his beanstalk

With mean talking raps

And unlike his films

They are action packed

With an actual narrative intact

Can you imagine that?

The cracks never show

Never expose your stressful life

You're a cross between a livestreamer

And a stepford wife

You could meet a mugger

And then end up best of friends for life

And when he stabs you in the back

You'll help him twist the knife

Who is this guy?

Why's he so fricking wholesome?

I reckon his alibi

Must have a couple of holes in

He must have seen John Cena's good deeds

And stole some

Even his gang sign

Is just sticking up his old thumb

I just thank God

I'm not one of the fam squad

I'm squad fam for life, baby

Look

Check out my bank card

Even in a song like this

I make my lyrics bang hard

Give Toby a call

You're breaking that poor man's heart

And when you make a punchline

Out of saying "Finna woke"

Not all the men and womenfolk

Will get the inner joke

They'll think you're poking fun

At people of colour

Who speak in different tones and dialects

When greeting each other

My brother

You're Drake in blackface

Trouble brewing

Look at me

Spilling the hot stuff

I guess that makes me push your tea

I'm a toy maker

Putting Jack in a box

Yet you're back every Christmas

Like a packet of socks

Every time I watch you

There's this dissonant oddness

It's like if idubbbz

Switched jobs

With Mr Rogers

Act two

I'm just being honest

At you

Yiay's just reading comments

And lately

Since you instigated the adpocalypse

You've been popping clips

In your AD gun and cocking it

I spotted it

By redirecting all resentment at Felix

You were free to fire up

Your ornamental AD Helix

At first I thought my firewall connection

Badly glitched

But after more inspection

Jack

I saw your dastardly tricks

You're conspicuously absent

When catastrophe hits

Don't want to be that guy

But I have to be bich

You jump on every trending topic

Just to buck the trend

Giving rubbish more exposure

But it's OK

'Cause it's just pretend

But if you smear yourself

In doo doo ironically

You'll still be smeared in doo doo

Dude

Do you follow me?

Milking the emoji movie

Like a Sony Stooge

Oh, and Coca-Cola telecommunications?

That was Sony's too

So don't be stupid

Don't be fooled

No

It's all a phony fraud

I should call your folks up on the phone

And then disclose it all

Nobody's so pure

Jack

It's sickening to see

You need to tone it up a bit

I hope you're listening to me

Because if we're all assholes

(We're all just assholes talking to a camera)

Talking to a camera

Then I'm an asshole

Talking to an asshole

Through my camera

Nothing deceives

Like the camera can

So I dig up your hidden meanings

Through anagrams

Jack Douglass

Jugs lack soda

Adpocalypse peps cola day

Pepsi cola

Special op

I lace pops

Yesterday I asked you

Teary eyed

Soda is yuk

John Patrick Douglass

Jack uploading shorts

Josh Spurt

Cola AD king

You've been caught!

Now just to prove the conspiracy

One final anagram

Ornamental AD helix

Alexander Hamilton

Alexander Hamilton

Alexander Hamilton

What do you drink cola from?

Alexander can or tin

Any kind of product, Jack is

Alexander selling them

By spreading ADs virally

Alexander Pathogen

That's right

This gimmick track is

Alexander back again

You'll be confused

If it's something you

Alexander haven't seen

So let me clear up the

Alexander Bafflement

The format of this song's just saying

Alexander random thing

I can do this fast all day

Alexander Ramadan

Mixing letter up 'cause I'm the

Alexander Scrabble Don

You couldn't touch the bull with an

Alexander Cattle prod

I'm elmer and you're bugs

Alexander rabbit run

I've outfoxed you

Call me

Alexander basil brush

To ten farts?

You must be

Alexander Flatulent

You've been a naughty boy

I've got to

Alexander smack your bum

Oh no

He's got the hump

Shit

Alexander camel dung

You can close this window if you've

Alexander had enough

Just hold "Alt" and press the

Alexander tab button

Hey, I don't mean it Jack

Come back, we're

Alexander having fun

But come on, man

I think that's

Alexander battle won

Jacob Rees-Mogg Rap Roast (Rap Roasts #6) lyrics - Dan Bull

My God

Jacob Rees-Mogg

CHECK your priorities

At once

Jacob Rees-Mogg

Your punctuation policies

Are wrong

Jacob Rees-Mogg

No "And"-following comma, please

What

Jacob Rees-Mogg

Is with all these frivolities?

Mr. Rees-Mogg

I understand your concerns

But I cannot tell you that I am pleased to learn

The list of words which you determine unacceptable and worthless

Due to the fact of their being no longer fit for purpose

You'd better check your work

'Cause when I look at Hansard

There are countless examples of you flouting your own standards

You've too many "I"'s yourself

What an ongoing disappointment

And thus calling to question your self appointed a anointment

As the guardian and arbiter of grammatical convention

So see me after class Rees-Mogg

You've got yourself into detention

Whether or not it was your intention

You've brought attention to the boiling tension and contentions we're all fomenting

There's no point in pretending we all can be friends

And it's hard to enforce a convention in language when language is always dissenting

It wasn't always cemented in rules

Semantics

Or how things are meant to be called

The fact that language is bending is cool

Ascending through trends and transcending all the attempts to control and restrain its application's

A source of endless fascination

But actually, Jacob, I've taken a minute just to ascertain

Whether I've considered and have given it enough cogitation

To safely treat this linguistic oversimplification as just a misinterpretation deserving of floccinaucinihilipilification

Or if you're a pillock deserving of all of this vilification

My God

Jacob Rees-Mogg

CHECK your priorities

At once

Jacob Rees-Mogg

Your punctuation policies

Are wrong

Jacob Rees-Mogg

No "And"-following comma, please

What

Jacob Rees-Mogg

Is with all these frivolities?

You're a man that hasn't got a lot of equals

You don't want to be like the comma people

Use religion to excuse your belief

Stating same sex marriages should not be legal

But I've got to give it to you

You're a man of principle

And an imbecile

But honestly

I'm really rather quite surprised to find you don't believe in hanging criminals

You're cut from a cloth of vellum

Despite what everyone says you're not a bellend

You're a little bit privileged

Very old fashioned

But you stick to principles with a passion

But when you're in the chicken coop

You get covered in chicken poo

Why did you give a speech to the Traditional Britain Group

Now you can never say that is something you didn't do

You also sat and planned stuff with Steve Bannon didn't you?

Never change your babbies' nappies

That's what nannies do

Naturally

Anyway you've got an allergy

Ask Ali G

Jacob is the member for the 18th century

If contemporary's an ailment he's the remedy

He doesn't want anything to do with anything that is in living memory

It's not cricket if you've not got a ticket for entry into the Gentry

He isn't so friendly

Nah

That's a fib

He's a man of the people on which we each can depend

Though Jacob

I speculate you won't reply

Though hopefully you do

Jacob I've invested so much of my time in you

And how should I refer to you?

Is it Earl

Lord

Duke

Baron

Earl

Or Sire?

Yours sincerely

Daniel Cheltenham Douglby Digby Bull Esquire

My God

Jacob Rees-Mogg

CHECK your priorities

At once

Jacob Rees-Mogg

Your punctuation policies

Are wrong

Jacob Rees-Mogg

No "And"-following comma, please

What

Jacob Rees-Mogg

Is with all these frivolities?

Just Another Day lyrics - Dan Bull

(Minecraft Fox Song)

Everyone of us here carries a box

Full of our cares and fears, heavy as rocks

Spending nearly every second checking the locks

But then we end up spilling everything the second it drops

We plant our seeds in the soil in the dirt

'Till our hands start bleeding from toil when we work

Wonder why we give up fun, while we boil in the sun

But when all of this is done, then the spoils will be worth it

When are things perfect? Basically never

But tables can turn when your mates come together

So get up and let's celebrate simple pleasures

Treasure the payment of our labours and endeavours

By its very nature nature's a menace

Unstable and playful in the same measure

It'll take what it's given in the space of a second

Fate changes up quicker than a facial expression

Just another day

Just another day

'Till something comes along

And takes it all away

Just another day

Just another day

'Till something comes along

And takes it all away

Straight away, fate can take away the gains you made

Update and change the rules of the favourite games you play

They mean it literally when they say it's make or break

This place'd be way more unstable with no stablemates

Try blaming fate for laying waste to your favourite place

Take it from me, you won't make much of a persuasive case

For every grave there is a cradle that'll take its place

Faded faith and fables traded for the latest craze

To display resilience just may be our main saving grace

To persistently insist upon a safer space

To be able to be patient in the face of pain

That's a waiting game, only the bravest faces may sustain

Failure's waiting to make your acquaintance if you're chasing fame

Life is moving quick, so why assume that it would stay the same?

Seasons keep changing, leave trees' leaves fading

People keep ageing, each beat knees shaking

And just when you believe you're free, you're going to meet with Satan

Freeze in fear, realise you might have been mistaken

This isn't even a deep statement I'm even making

Evil keeps creating meaner ways to feed the hate, and

Just another day

Just another day

'Till something comes along

And takes it all away

Have a little patience, it'll get better

Have a little faith, it'll all come together

Even a diamond will break under pressure

So take a little break, and then make sure you get up

A lot of the time you've got to follow the signs

We live on borrowed time with no promise that tomorrow will arrive

We've lost days hiding from the horrors in the night

We can't see, we're just squandering the light

Then we wonder why we lost our quality of life

When we can't even decide whether we want to live or die

As if it isn't comfortable being confident inside

Such a shame when a diamond doesn't want to even shine

Being hunted for your hide is humbling your pride

We've all been vulnerable, stomach rumbling and tired

Sure, you're not crying, there's just something in your eye

Your cookie's crumbling, there isn't pumpkin in your pie

So come and sit beside, you're invited, there's an empty seat

We're trembling and weak, but your love provides plenty, see?

It's plain to see your empathy for entities in need

Instead of greed you present a generous energy indeed

Have a little patience, it'll get better

Have a little faith, it'll all come together

Even a diamond will break under pressure

So take a little break, and then make sure you get up

Just another day

Just another day

'Till something comes along

And takes it all away

Your brain's aching, you're waking in strange places

But today's too late to change faces

I know it hurts, lying in dirt full of grazes

It drives you berserk, seeing the ways they degrade us

So try to turn the rage into a way to retake

What they've taken away from you

It'll take more than pain just to break us, they'll pay for this

Gracious, you need to be courageous for ages

And step by step the game is afoot

Left, right, left, we're not going to play by the book

With someone craven and crooked, it as they, would they do with us?

I'm doubtful they give a fuck, and this is painful enough

For now we're laying in wait from above, taking a look

Surveying the base where the thugs have taken the pup

The scale's industrial, and it must be all but unbreakable

But you're more than capable when your faith is unshakable

They're digging themselves a hole that they mistake for an escape tunnel

It's time we gave them payback for their hate, it ain't debatable

Whatever they take, we'll make them pay double, trade for all

The pain they've caused, the trail of trauma's multigenerational

We'll study their organisation, and the way that they patrol

Before we tear down their barricades like they were paper walls

Trash their battle station, so it's no longer operational

Today's the day that we reclaim our name and take control

Just another day

Just another day

'Till something comes along

And takes it all away

Have a little patience, it'll get better

Have a little faith, it'll all come together

Even obsidian will break under pressure

So take a little break, and then make sure you get up

Don't ever put me in a box, I'm

So clever, you could call me a Fox

And no cold weather will stop me kicking arse

I'll stick a trident right in your freaking heart

If you try pulling me and my clique apart, I'll lick a shot

So you drop down quicker than a liquor shot

Lickle sharks try and bite, muddle my childlike style

For the mild type quiet barks give a wild bite

Vile tykes try and spoil my limelight

Ignored my advice, bye bye, my guy

I feel my family all around me with a lion's pride

The silent night blanketing us in the sky up high

Ride or die wherever the trail takes us

It's a hell of a tale, we'll tell it through the ages

But has there ever been anything more courageous

Than saying farewell, and then turning the pages?

Just another day

Just another day

'Till something comes along

And takes it all away

Have a little patience, it'll get better

Have a little faith, it'll all come together

Even a diamond will break under pressure

So take a little break, and then make sure you get up

Just another day

Just another day

Just Die Already lyrics - Dan Bull

So I might open with a real light joke, right?

Real life is a real life rougelike

There's no F5 key to rewind what we don't like

So we spend most our time just hoping that we won't die

So when I look around and see someone that's elderly

I tell myself they're either winning life or found a cheat

And yet they're treated as some selfish freaks

Who've failed to leave

Who've somehow outstayed their welcome

With the power to breathe

Well, I've come around to tell them

Though I doubt it's seldom seen

That their very presence is a present I'm proud to receive

This is for the OG's, old geezers, fogeys

Bolted up in the old folks' home with no keys

It must be lonely up atop the holy escalator

But eventually we're each the next to leave so check you later

Being senior seems to me between being tuckered out

And realising there's so much to not give a fuck about

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long

Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long

Lonely, lonely, lonely, such a lonely time

To the church-going folk, I hope you all pray for me

Because I've no hope of growing old gracefully

Life's a fatal disease so I'm just waiting to see

What exciting places it might be taking me

I'm going to be an OAP that's OP

Hope to be as old as Gandalf and Obi-Wan Kenobi

Living is so me, I'm going to get enough

Although I won't reach the one hundred and twenty-seven club

Prejudice putting needless junk between us as the Devil does

The way we treat them is the treatment that's ahead of us

Old people are previously youngsters who just levelled up

Being senior should be seen as something just incredible

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long

Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long

Lonely, lonely, lonely, such a lonely time

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long

Staying young 'til I become an ancient one's my one desire

Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long

If you can't feel the bass

Turn up your hearing aid and pump it higher

Lonely, lonely, lonely, such a lonely time

What you have to do is hang on through until the chumps retire

Then wack them in the trash

But dude, that attitude's a dumpster fire

Passing youth's a fact that you and I will come to cry at

And grapple with the facts that we refused confronting prior

There's an infinite abyss in front of us but I am

Not the really kind of guy to just give and come so quietly

Succumb to higher creature comforts and just lie in piece

'Cause once I die, at least I'd like to be thunk of in high esteem

Nah, never mind, being in the freakin' riot police

I'll speed at an entire fleet while screaming in the driver's seat

'Til I'm a bleeding pile of meat, the kind that lions eat

Now darling, be a sweet and bring my slippers, I've got tired feet

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long

Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long

Lonely, lonely, lonely, such a lonely time

Just because there's nothing left to prove

Doesn't mean there's nothing left to do

But as seasons pass the fee increases for your season pass

'Til you're a seasoned passenger of centuries who sees 'em pass

Put to pasture, don't repeat the past, you need some greener grass

They plan to treat you as a weed in fields that need reseeding fast

I see you creeping of your peak productive beaten path

'Til even keeping up with previous achievements seems to drag

I don't believe that each of us can be surpassing Pete & Bas

I mean it's been an eon since you've even had a decent shag

Another day, they might discover me in glacial ice

Or maybe I'll be vaporised to nada but a ray of light

Descendents won't remember whether I've blue, gray or hazel eyes

But it's irrelevant, man, it's whatever fate decides

So I'll just say this, mate, whatever may arise

I'll stay alive 'til the day I die

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long

Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long

Lonely, lonely, lonely, such a lonely time

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long

Staying young 'til I become an ancient one's my one desire

Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long

If you can't feel the bass

Turn up your hearing aid and pump it higher

Lonely, lonely, lonely, such a lonely time

King Of Avalon lyrics - Dan Bull

(King Arthur's Rap)

The prophets say today is a historic day

As we're marching through the forest glade straight as the most honest blade

Across your heart, you've made a promise, break it and you're going to pay

Arthur's dead not gone away, put some respect on his name

The ancient scriptures tell of a King who came to lift Excalibur

This is a man of a different calibre, ready to rip any challenger

Daring to enter within his parameters, they're going to witness calamities

He isn't just keeping his kingdom, he'll even be shifting realities

With a plan to silence any dissidence and damn defiance

He'll blow your grand alliance to the wind like Dandelions

Some of us are warlords, some are more man of science

Some will summon up all manner of abominable dragon giants

No man is an island though, we'll have to plan as an allegiance

Tighten up those fractured ties by marriage of convenience

Our empire's a garden and we're gathering ingredients

Our partners will comply by either treaty or obedience

Should they have a grievance with our agreements, they can bring it to the King

Whereby the King will bring his edict and believe me it'll sting

March quickly, our city's

Beating heart's being torn out of history

March deftly, directly

Into the path of our arch nemeses' siege

March briskly, our city's

Beating heart's being torn out of history

March swiftly, march with me

We lead the charge into war seizing victory

Try and put a sword to the Sorcerer Morgana

You're sure going to be sore in the morning a Mordred with more mana

A raw heart torn apart, we stormed the castle wall at last

Foresaw that Arthur would be reborn or is it all a farce?

It's not an area for librarians or parlamentarians

It's far scarier when you're embroiled with barbarians

So don't sleep without a shield, don't leave a ploughless field

No, don't even scout if you're not out to feel pounding steel

See you're sweating, your feet are dragging, I can see you're that reluctant

To meet my dragon, the medieval weapon of mass destruction

I give the order: invade and ignite, calling forth flame from the sky

'Til they who lie beyond the horizon spy your city ablaze at night

March quickly, our city's

Beating heart's being torn out of history

March deftly, directly

Into the path of our arch nemeses' siege

March briskly, our city's

Beating heart's being torn out of history

March swiftly, march with me

We lead the charge into war seizing victory

From Avalon to Babylon we vow to battle on

Clap back against the Saxons, sacking any town we happen on

Leave one inhabitant alive with a battle cry to pass along

Give up the fight or you'll have to die, slain like the track I rap upon

All you can do is clap along, it's K.I.A, high five

K.O.A, they came to claim my prize? Nice try

They who invade our castle feel regret, whoever tries

They may have slain King Arthur, but legends never die

March quickly, our city's

Beating heart's being torn out of history

March deftly, directly

Into the path of our arch nemeses' siege

March briskly, our city's

Beating heart's being torn out of history

March swiftly, march with me

We lead the charge into war seizing victory

KSI Rap Roast (Rap Roasts #4) lyrics - Dan Bull

Dear KSI

Regarding your anticipated fight

You stated all creators may apply

A blatant lie

Your survey provided no way to say

If I was the preferred antagonist

To ram a fist into your face and why?

Dismayed I tried to rack my brains and find

An explanation, finally one came to mind:

"JJ is afraid to die"

Yeah he'd rather take a dive than face the guy

That makes the gaming rhymes

He'd rather stay inside today and hide away and cry

I'll be at the weigh in like

"I've been training day and night"

Bulking up my body weight with takeaway and pints

My massive girth will bring you back to earth, KSI

Cause mate, behaving like a God's a way of inviting deicide

It'll be over so quick we won't need to stream it

We'll just make a vine

You may rewind that to appreciate, take your time

The layers I can iron into shape

Require bare time

They hide the fact they're highbrow

Kinda like your hairline

When you were born the doctors thought

It was a diplodocus egg

My raps are like your bandana

Non-stop off the top of the head

I thought that Jack Douglass had a massive cranium

But yours is the reason we need a bigger capacity stadium

Last time you trained to raise your fitness up

At the gymnasium

They raised the alarm mistaking you for an invading alien

Maybe that explains the way you interact with ladies mate

Cause making "rapey faces" ain't really your saving grace

You're thinking that your baby face

Enables incorrect behaviour

Making mental illness jabs then play like you're their actual saviour

You're chatting vapour

It's no surprise your raps are bait bruh

So I'm afraid I'll have to roast you like a jacket potato

I know promoting fights involves a type of boastful gloating

But slow up on the showboating

Though don't go back to motorboating

Slow your roll before somebody draws on you

Rotoscoping

I don't know what this bloke is smoking as a mode of coping

Fame's a dangerous drug bruv, and JJ's overdosing

There's only so long you can go from rope a doping

I fight live weasels while showing no emotion

The local stoat enclosure's open if you want to go for coaching

This is the moment where I'm supposed to say

"I'm only joking"

But the oven gloves are off - prepare for total roasting

You'll need the strongest potions from the potion seller

I'm reaching deep beneath you see, call me the ocean dweller

Why you beefing with that Logan fella

When you know I'm better

And I'm ever so much more punchable

Than the Go Compare bruh

I'm never jealous of you well athletic OP fellas

So what that you could beat Joe Weller, I could beat Zoella

I tried to chat her up, she said I was a bellend

I snuck into the factory, hid a shiv inside her calendar

A different type of challenger

Won't fit inside your calipers

A different calibre

My talent's OP like your manager

I'm sending shivers down your spine with my vernacular

I can make you and Deji feud as if you are the Gallaghers

No matter how fast and savage you can throw a jab

It won't impact me through these massive fatty rolls of flab

Look, I'm an older lad, I'm out of shape and overweight

I'll beat the holy crap out of your hand with my nose and face

The blows will make your bones all break

Like sticks and stones and names

I'll eat you up for breakfast mate, call it the hunger games

I'll beat you at boxing, beat you at beatboxing

Beat you at unboxing

Beat you at hopscotch, sinking neat scotch from my lunchbox

Singing

I know you like to jump around but it's all smoke and mirrors

You need to keep up your flows and lyrics don't deliver

Like a postman with a broken rib that's trying to go to Kilimanjaro

In a Lamborghini, he won't be home for dinner

I don't really hate you JJ, I can't even get close

Friend and foe I hit both sides, call it a spit roast

I know twenty seventeen was the year of the diss track

But I'm bringing that shit back

And don't give a shit if I get flak

Cause I'm a master rap lyricist, while you just dabble

In disputing Bull, it's indisputable

I'll prove it using scrabble

HA

Imagine that in the ring

How mentally challenging

That would have been

I'm collecting anagrams of "The Nightmare"

Let me gather them in

Alright then me

Rah I'm the gent

Him, gent hater

The right name

The thin gamer

Meh, grin at the

Thane the grim

Reign hath met

Me threat nigh

Mr hating thee

He, me, that ring

Hear them ting

Rah, get him ent

That her minge

Ream the thing

He, might enter

The ring, am the

Hitter, hang em

Anger, hit them

Man get hither

Harm the gent

Near might the

Man here tight

Man he tighter

Than the grime

Genre that him

Rite hang them

High men treat

Him great then

Mean right then

Nth meagre hit

Harming teeth

Argh then emit

Methane right

'Neath the grim

Night heart me

Lies lyrics - Rockit Gaming & Dan Bull

(Among Us Animated Song)

[Rockit Gaming:]

You question what I have done

I see who you really are

Word is there's someone among us

Is it you? Is it me? We can't ever agree

'Cause your a madman with a bad plan

You've got them under your thumb, you're so demandin'

That's what impostors would say to make the truth go away

Don't point your finger at me, I wonder who...

Is it you? Who's the killer?

Is it me? I'm the killer!

Lies, tell me lies, who's been telling all these lies?

Is it you? Who's the killer?

Is it me? I'm the killer!

Lies, tell me lies, who's been telling all these lies?

Sound the alarm, we found another one

A ghost and half a body, might be what we all become

Gather 'round the table, let's discuss who we think is among us

Who not to trust...

So we got some clues to build off of

It's enough to find the impostor

What do we got to lose if we all accuse the wrong guy?

We'll need a good doctor

Let's breakdown what happened, the guilty are laughin'

We'll see through their cracks and disguise

Is it you? Who's the killer?

Is it me? I'm the killer!

Lies, tell me lies, who's been telling all these lies?

Is it you? Who's the killer?

Is it me? I'm the killer!

Lies, tell me lies, who's been telling all these lies?

Lies, lies, lies, who's been telling all these lies?

Lies, all these lies, lies, who's been telling all these lies?

[Dan Bull:]

I've got a sneaking suspicion

That this particular mission's gonna be bloody difficult, isn't it?

Because people are tricky, manipulative, and given any reason to kill they'll take the privilege

Are we deceitful, misleading, or evil? A little bit of each, though we're pleading our innocence

Wasn't me, well it could've been but if I did it, would I really be dumb enough to be admittin' it?

You can see the bits of the ship I've visited, and witness that it's clean, nothing suspicious, got rid of it

Now there's three of us living the predicament is picking whether he did it, she did it, or whether we did it

Can't trust you now, can't trust you now, can't trust you now, can't trust you now, can't trust you now, can't trust you now, can't trust you now!

[Rockit Gaming:]

Is it you? Who's the killer?

Is it me? I'm the killer!

Lies, tell me lies, who's been telling all these lies?

Is it you? Who's the killer?

Is it me? I'm the killer!

Lies, tell me lies, who's been telling all these lies?

Lies, lies, lies, who's been telling all these lies?

Lies, all these lies, lies, who's been telling all these lies?

Logan Paul Rap Roast (Rap Roasts #3) lyrics - Dan Bull

So, is anyone surprised to know that Logan Paul's

Uploaded a video that's broken social protocol?

Vlogging at a hanging scene as if it was the local mall

'Cause hanging with your bros and cracking jokes matters most of all

Is there ever an unspoken thought that doesn't pass that oaken jaw?

It's time to give this showman's mode of promo an overhaul

I'll rip your torso open raw, grip your pulse's frozen core

Shove it in the oven with the other leftover roasts to thaw

I thought you were the most mature and grown up Paul brother

You know, the secret favourite one of both of your mother?

I'm sure that you probably even disappointed Jake

But this is insignificant, there's an even bigger point to make

Real life isn't a video, not everything is content

The absense of a no doesn't equal consent

Some things are better left unsaid or unsent

Sometimes making the right choice might even lose you one cent

Once I filmed an accident, a jeep came off an overpass

Landed on another car below with an explosive crash

It could have been a hit on Reddit, but I didn't share it

'Cause there were real people injured and it didn't merit

Me exhibiting their tragedy like it was entertainment

So when I read you did the same I put my pen to paper

Not that it's my place to stick my nose in

But I'm getting sick of the excuses of those few who condone it

Saying "But he's already dead, he's not even aware of it"

That's true, but imagine if you were that fellow's relative

Logging on to see the news of your missing loved one

And seeing the noose and you giggling, it's just wrong

And the fact that you censored his face

Doesn't change the basic reason that you went to the place

You say you went to look for ghosts? Ghosts aren't real

But suicide is and those wounds can't heal

And if you can't feel you've overstepped a boundary

And if you can't say sorry without shouting "It's about me"

And if you can't comprehend the respect that you lost today

Then Logan bro, I don't know what to say

Your apology was hollow, a borrowed piece of sorrow

Hoping the drama would just become obsolete tomorrow

If you really meant to raise awareness of a thing this sensitive

How come the tags you added didn't even mention it?

Instead you picked the words "comedy" and "maverick"

So I'm sorry, but your apology? I'm not having it

Check your head and admit what you were there for

To disrespect the dead and the people that they cared for

You say you were in a moment of shock and couldn't cope with it

Is that the same moment you edited and uploaded it?

Filmed an extra bit, hyped it up and then promoted it

And at that time your mind was telling you to go for it?

Now there's no damn dispute you go for low hanging fruit

But this is still the lowest Logang's produced

Before this happened I was no fan of you

Suspected you were reckless, now I know that it's true

Mando lyrics - Dan Bull

(Star Wars - The Mandalorian Rap)

Mandalorian, Mandalorian

An abandoned stranded orphan

Who was found as a foundling handed all

He coulda handled, bounties coming out the walls

Standing tall

Joined the tribe, are you bound to fall

Upon the point of a knife if you're bountiful?

What's the point of living life without a calling

You can rely on?

Buy into the lifestyle of a bounty hunter

Neither light nor dark but a pale penumbra

Crawling out from under that rock

That his salvador found him under

Can't help but wonder what's under that helmet

Come on, if I can't have a look, can you tell me?

Mandalorian, can perform

For any tough crowd in carbonite, that's a captive audience

Keeping them alive in stacks

An actual people Filofax

Is he smiling behind the mask

Or is he keeping his mind on the task?

Eyes that'll flash behind the glass ever vigilant

Slide side to side and catch a vision

That didn't affect the less diligent

Jarring the legend, intelligent Din Djarin

Deleting dilly-dallying dilettantes

Who come around here

With delusions of grandeur

Like an off-brand Brando

If I'm honest, tell you what though

Mando's no Rambo, no Jango

No Django, no Holmes, no Rathbone

No Frodo, Han Solo, no Lando

No landowner, Mando's standing alone

When he goes commando

Goes hard on the eau de vie, tihaar, no hangover

No action figure, no Hasbro

Go Kenner or go home, that's a dad joke

Coming up out of the underground where my elders found me

They gave me their help, now I give it myself to secure that bounty

Accumulate wealth while I'm moving in stealth and I'm doing it well, see

You're stepping up onto a Mando, Mando, the Mandalorian

Mando, Mando, the Mandalorian

Mando, Mando, the Mandalorian

Mando, Mando, the Mandalorian

Same Kriff, different day

What is it they say? This is the way

No gain without significant pain

And no pain without significant pay

So if you can pay enough beskar

Then Din's up to take on a Death Star

His job satisfaction isn't surveyed

But getting the payment's the best part

Except ever since he met that kid

His head's been set to protect that kid

Sudden paternal urges overcoming the summoning murderous words

Of a certain Werner Herzog

Not gonna stop and just watch while the hurt him

Ain't no trading and negotiating over baby Yoda, taking over

Every waking moment, too cute, overloading your daily quota

Till your brain is broken like you're Ray Liotta

Aw, what a doting father

Breaking the briefs, gonna grief Greef Karga

Better briefly see the armorer

Then leave Nevarro for an even farther world

A motherland, another planet

Ducking underground to have the upper hand, understand it

Another mother's son but this man's gonna dad it, and I stan it

Because from experience loving a kid is as tough as obsidian, nothing's as good as it

What, give it in? Let Moff Gideon win

And give him the pleasure of getting all the dividends?

Nah, not happening

Like Din taking off his mask again

Splash, the empire was a wide ocean

Deep too, so keep your eyes open

My advice would be to find a visor

That is bifocal, both sides are focused

Everyone's out for their self in this hellscape failed state, society broken

Quietly hoping for their escape but they'll be devastated, I have spoken

Coming up out of the underground where my elders found me

They gave me their help, now I give it myself to secure that bounty

Accumulate wealth while I'm moving in stealth and I'm doing it well, see

You're stepping up onto a Mando, Mando, the Mandalorian

Mando, Mando, the Mandalorian

Mando, Mando, the Mandalorian

Mando, Mando, the Mandalorian

Minefield lyrics - Dan Bull

I've never been, I've never been that good at love

Try as I might, try as I might, I'll fuck it up

Let me talk to you for a minute

I try to find the right time to say the right line the right place

Eye to eye, eyes aligned with my face

It wasn't easy, taking that audacious step

How could I talk, when you took away my breath?

Feels like yesterday that you said yes to me

'Till our friends were there, then you rejected me

"I love you as a friend!" - you said condescendingly

Knowing full well you were more than a friend to me

You must see how much I respect you

No casual crush, just the lust to protect you

Sat here in tears probably doesn't affect you

I braved the storm only to get wet through

It's a rare occasion that I open my heart

To invite someone in, should've known from the start

Think it's only skin-deep? You don't know the half

I make no bones that it's blown me apart

My hopes were held up on the flimsiest scaffold

You kicked out my legs, watched the whole thing collapse

I've seen you go back to that loser who abused you

But you still think there's no way I can factor in your future

It reflects the mirror back on myself

As my image cracks, and that's bad for my health

You've loved fat twattish bastards as well

So why do I still have no chance in hell?

Whoops, I blew up another mine

But nevermind, I get up, and I'm fine

I'm not crying, something's stuck in my eye

I just want somebody I can tuck in at night

Whoops, I blew up another mine

But nevermind, I get up, and I'm fine

I'm not crying, something's stuck in my eye

Look, I don't suppose we could give us another try?

I've never been, I've never been that good at love

I'm not good at love

Try as I might, try as I might, I'll fuck it up

I fucked it up again

I've never been, I've never been that good at love

I'm not good at love

Try as I might, try as I might, I'll fuck it up

I fucked it up again

Whoops, I blew up another mine

But nevermind, I get up, and I'm fine

I'm not crying, something's stuck in my eye

Look, I don't suppose we could give us another try?

Whoops, I blew up another mine

But nevermind, I get up, and I'm fine

I'm not crying, something's stuck in my eye

It's tough to adjust, so I'll just say goodbye

I've never been, I've never been that good at love, love, love, love

Try as I might, try as I might, I'll fuck it up, I'll fuck it up

Mr. Brigitte Side lyrics - Dan Bull

(Overwatch Rap)

Brigitte, Brigitte, Brigitte, rah!

One by one, the heroes in this era, keep appearing

Rearing up from apprenticeships, and smashing through that glass ceiling

Mechanical engineering, what the hell is that "ting ting", you're hearing?

That is the sound of the beat, of the hammer and anvil, and heated up steel congealing

Forged in fire and flame, causing violent pain

Fortifying and multiplying, the likelihood of winning games

I can't describe the way you'll feel, when you meet her

Fearlessness of the meter, she's a steel señorita

Who's the shield wielding Sheila?, you're dealing with Brigitte

When she wails on you, with that flail, she'll be like "see ya Felicia"

From McCree to Orisa

Baptiste to Athena, and Lena, Fareeha

To Ziegler and D.Va, and Reaper

No being breathing's, as elite as Brigitte

They say the "the best defense, is an excellent offense"

Brigitte says "the best offense, is an excellent defense" (Well)

I say "wait, if the best defense and offense are the same, well then

This statement's tautologically extraneous excess" (What was that?!)

But Brigitte won't let that, get in the way of her success

In fact just shut your anal retentive face, lay that shit to rest (Mate)

Put it to bed, unless you want blood on your head

Look mate, this discussion's finished, so let's get some Guinness in the pub instead

Hanging out with Reinhardt, more than Stephane Grappelli

In the tavern, 'til they have an entire keg in their belly

Don't care if it's CAMRA certified, they're just there to get lairy

Get blind drunk, 'til it's time to say goodbye, like Andrea Bocelli, steady!

Smacking arses, with a massive rod above her

If that's not enough, she'll gladly drop another

Crafting armor's, like a badge of honor for her

Can't tell if she takes after, father or her mother

But only her daddy, is matching her blacksmithing skills

Rally round the family, with a pocket full of shields

She's shit hot with the whip shot, dealing out more batterings than a chip shop

Swiping these idiots, left and right, as if she was mixing up Tinder, and Tik-Tok

Wish I could see her in thongs, what's the matter, you sick fuck?, I meant flip flops

By the by, who'd have thunk, a bunch of nerds, would be bringing back lyricism into hip hop

Forged in fire and flame, causing violent pain

Fortifying and multiplying, the likelihood of winning games

I can't describe the way you'll feel, when you meet her

Fearlessness of the meter, she's a steel señorita

Who's the shield wielding Sheila?, you're dealing with Brigitte

When she wails on you, with that flail, she'll be like "see ya Felicia"

From McCree to Orisa

Baptiste to Athena, and Lena, Fareeha

To Ziegler and D.Va, and Reaper

No being breathing's, as elite as Brigitte

Brigitte, Brigitte

Get to know the rover, watch hero, one thing this one's Brigitte

Brigitte, Brigitte

Get to know the rover, watch hero, one thing this one's Brigitte

PewDiePie Rap Roast (Rap Roasts #2) lyrics - Dan Bull

I feel a little bad dissing a healthy wholesome Christian channel

It's gonna hit a nerve, like a dentist drill just split enamel

But if you listen out, you'll hear some sounds that I'll be saying

That'll get inside your brain and you'll never feel quite the same

Now, for the benefit of kids to whom I've not been introduced

I'm Dan Bull, a man who'll make you think, but using cringey tunes

It's like an interview, except that I rip into you

With rhymes and lyrics that'll get inside and sting like Vindaloo

But I'm just dissing you to get the views, Mr. Pewds

Unlike Onision, who is just rude, I can resist a feud

I pick and choose my victims like you pick your whiskey, dude

Just get a whiff of those big digits and I hit the booze

I'm getting sick and woozy sniffing the Hibiki fumes

Just give us a minute, consider this an interlude

While I nick your format and I twist it to "Get pissed you lose"

So if you do get pissed at this dispute, I guess you missed the truth

It's just a new and different route for me to redistribute

My criticism of big issues by which we're each affected too

These days it hits the YouTubes before it hits the news

That's why they're swift to try to get a libel hit on you

So I just sit amused at this dispute for which a truce

Is just as blooming likely as if finding that they print the truth

You dream of receiving a teabagging from G-Dragon

But I don't think he'll go for a skinny Swedish Steve Bannon

I'd tell you to delete your channel but I'd be here all night

Hold tight, you made a keyboard macro to be "alt right"

Oh my, did I just push your buttons? You're the touchy type

You could be right aligned, centre, left, but you're not justified

If I could underline the stuff that I'm disgusted by

You'd just see stripes across the writing like a crusty white piece of tiger bread

I'd like to peek inside your head

So I could see just why you said the things that people like to get offended by

Sometimes it seems just like they really like to be upset

But on the other side, there could be times that we forget

If you breathe a breath and move your lips about in certain shapes

It makes it tricky to discern if you're dispersing hate

I personally believe that you're a decent person, great

So don't feed your haters with an easy way to circulate beliefs that you're in league with a certain recent German state

It's like a skirmish in the street, it's not even worth it, mate

You got the Wall Street Journal hating, they should give you some credit

You made a way to monetise from browsing your own subreddit

Yeah, let the fans make the content and you just get it

Ad lib over the top of it, you barely even need to edit

Now this sounds callous, but well, I'm just putting it out there

You used to have your art in galleries and now you sell chairs

Your network dropped you, your net worth dropped, you

Could be better off trying to get work in a shop, you

Might as well just drop Vlogs, go back to selling hot dogs

And speaking of hot dogs, they're absolutely not pugs

Actually, I feel bad for saying that, I'll leave them out of it

Now, 'cause it isn't your pets' fault their daddy smells of fish

Anyone can set a Yeti on a desk and shout at it

Come to think about it, it's the thing I'm doing now, flip

Picking controversial topics out to get the mouse clicks

Except if I was you now, I'd take the Mick of Auschwitz

How many million Jews died, Pewds? About six?

I guess that's insignificant to your subscriber count, Felix

If anyone wants to break their contract with Maker Studios

Pewdie knows a new solution: Just make a stupid joke

But wait a blooming moment, Maker Studios are owned by Disney

The very same Disney that made this scene

That's still available for kids of any age to see

Hmm, I guess it's different when they're Asian clichés

It's double standards, plus it's underhanded business practice

YouTube will never give a slapped wrist over Disney's tactics

They're bringing too many views from useful demographics

While declaring bans on other channels, it's undemocratic

You'll never crack the algorithm, it's too enigmatic

To reach your own subscribers now, you'd better be telepathic

So I guess we'll never know, but on a level, though

I'm empathetic for the other fellows signed to Revelmode

You took them on your ship, then left them on an Archipelago

About as relevant as Leafy, saying "swag" and "hella dope"

You're breaking YouTube's safety policy, be careful, bro

No I ent, I'm just taking the P, look, Kwebbelko

Take the letters of PewDiePie and turn them to an anagram:

"I wipe deep", is there somethin' that you wanna tell me, man?

You've gone from looking like a cheap G-Dragon rip off

To someone the police'd need to speak to, they received a tip off

I see your beard growing, so excuse me for assuming

But a primary sign of depression is neglecting your personal grooming

Fumbling through the kitchen, trying to stick together crap meals

Drinking whiskey on your own at home, I know how that feels

I understand, man, it's a cry for help

These are deep feelings each and every guy has felt

I say you're suffering in silence, it isn't that obsurd

You were in the Ricegum diss track and didn't rap a word

Please Hammond Dont Hurt 'Em lyrics - Dan Bull

(Overwatch Rap)

Look at that hamster, damn

He's kind of a big wheel - Anchorman

Hammond's a mechanical animal for example

Like an album from Marilyn Manson, however more amicable, oh

He's a big mech battling ball

That'll swing that grappling claw

Have a think what that'll involve

Here's a clue - you'll be bruised, bloodied, battered and sore

Deploying shield with the minefield

So pen your final will, and get it signed, sealed, delivered

Then have a nice meal, finish and lie still

The last thing you're going to hear's a high squeal

Yeah, I know it doesn't seem quite real

When you're on the back foot like a high heel

That'll snap, you're no match for a stamp from a huge boot

Damn, but he's too cute

Hammond has only got one ball

The other does not exist at all

Hammond is less than one foot tall

But he's like a vinegar soaked conker conquers all

Hammond exemplifies

The Latin text: "semper fi"

But vivisectionists are pitiless

So forgive our friend for being a bit sick of this

It's as if he's infinitely stuck in a loop

Like a gif of the myth of Sisyphus

Shit's ridiculous, look, here's a lesson to take

Just because he's little doesn't make him any less of a brain

He was getting ready, and waiting to jet and escape

And that patience gave him success on a plate

Now specimen eight will never get in the cage again

He's ready to decimate, hit the Australian plains

Big ball energy

Want to do a bit more than gnaw celery

So quick, pour the Hennessy

Until it hits the floor in your memory

So let me provide a tissue for the final issue

'Cause when the piledriver hits you

I predict you won't survive, you'll be just goo

So goodbye, we'll miss you

Hammond has only got one ball

The other does not exist at all

Hammond is less than one foot tall

But he's like a vinegar soaked conker conquers all