[Shizzy VI:]
Warrior filled with metal gears
Walking the size of a Metal Gear
Refer to me as Raiden
Feel the wrath of my blade and view my metal gear
Slick as a Gray Fox, with the telekinetic ability
Of a Psycho Mantis with the moves of an Ocelot
I’mma show the whole world what my plan is
Domination – that’s day by day
In a Metal Gear Rex or a Metal Gear Ray
Launching a rocket, predicting your moves
Plug into a whole new socket
Why? ‘Cause I’m watching, I’ll sever your arms
While reading the data on your memory card
You’re never as hard, I’m solid like Plissken
When rhyming my mission, snipe from the distance
A lyrical depiction of greatness
A Son of Liberty with guns of the Patriots
On a substance where I need water
Or I’ll trip out and won’t be a Peace Walker
King Cobra, snake eater
When I start rising I’ll blaze speakers
Til the day that 6 is a massive name
Making rappers go ghost, bringing phantoms pain
A master swordsman that you can’t handle
Solid Shizzy with Liquid Dan Bull
You spit sick gamble, lose your profits
You’ll be crying wolf with no way to stop it
I’m a Big Boss, turning artists purple
Bringing all the sorrow, best call the Colonel
Raw for sure, yo! You ain’t on my level
Hence why I possess your woman like Meryl
Never gonna settle, I’m never gonna be suffering
Waving a finger right at the government
Weapons at the ready from my heads to my socks
Like Snake’s trademark, I’ll put you in a box
Snake
Snake
Dan Bull
[Dan Bull:]
Sneaking around, not a peep or a sound
From my feet on the ground, but if people have found
Me then I down these with a leap
And a bound, then leave like a thief in a crowd
I’m the lead lethal elite
Look at me, can you see the physique? Sweet
I need it for griefing and breaching the peace
When I’m breaching a keep, but I keep it discrete
You will see what I mean when I creep knee-deep
In the evil and leave with not even a squeak
To me, people seem inane
And when they see my name it doesn’t mean the same thing
Me? I’ve got the meanest aim, think
I was a Green Beret, I never squeeze and pray
You better leave in haste, believe you may
Never see the day or breathe again
A snake in the grass
I lay awake in your path
And they are making a massive
Mistake if they ask it
I’ve faith in the task – their face
I’m taking it fast, and breaking
It past the point their next
Of kin could name it from snaps
You’re not up to the skilled task
Your style’s like me, it gets old real fast
Genetically modified, what a guy
So I often wonder why I have only got one eye
I’m a clone, so I’m not alone
Grown in a test tube, I’m the best dude that I know
I’m a son of Big Boss, but I don’t give a toss
Because I’m a bigger boss, pick a sod and flip them off
I’m a raw dude, cutting all through you waves
Like the blade of a sawtooth through a raw fruit
But call me Snake Plissken and you’re risking
A major plagiaristic lawsuit
The Wolf Among Us (feat. Adam Harrington) lyrics - Dan Bull
(Look, this is Fabletown)
The place where fables are found
Grimy roads replace the yellow bricks
Paved on the ground
(How many of them stay here?)
I’m unable to count
Because labelled as outcasts
They stay underground
(They keep themselves to themselves)
Invisible among these mundies
(They use a spell to repel)
Every community needs a way to keep in order
(Someone to police the place)
A sort of senior lawman
Formerly the Big Bad Wolf
They call him Bigby
(Went from eating kids to drinking neat whisky)
When lying alone at night
I don’t quite know why
He’s got the hots for Snow White
(I know, right?)
All it took to hook him long ago
Was a lone bite
It was so wrong (Yet so right)
In Fabletown they face a daily struggle
To escape the place they came from
And the range of ways
That they can raise up trouble
(Dark forces want to see this place
Razed to rubble but Bigby’s a razor blade
Erasing any trace of stubble)
Perhaps one too many close shaves
Check the mirror, see things a little clearer
The answer’s getting nearer
He needs to keep his fellow fables
Out of harm’s way
Be they in Bullfinch Street
Or at the farm, hey
Stop crying over spilt milk
(Pick up the dairy pail)
And dig up the truth
That’s hidden underneath this fairy tale
[Hook:]
You better beware, for there’s a wolf among us
But the truth is the food for which he hungers
The place where fables are found
Grimy roads replace the yellow bricks
Paved on the ground
(How many of them stay here?)
I’m unable to count
Because labelled as outcasts
They stay underground
(They keep themselves to themselves)
Invisible among these mundies
(They use a spell to repel)
Every community needs a way to keep in order
(Someone to police the place)
A sort of senior lawman
Formerly the Big Bad Wolf
They call him Bigby
(Went from eating kids to drinking neat whisky)
When lying alone at night
I don’t quite know why
He’s got the hots for Snow White
(I know, right?)
All it took to hook him long ago
Was a lone bite
It was so wrong (Yet so right)
In Fabletown they face a daily struggle
To escape the place they came from
And the range of ways
That they can raise up trouble
(Dark forces want to see this place
Razed to rubble but Bigby’s a razor blade
Erasing any trace of stubble)
Perhaps one too many close shaves
Check the mirror, see things a little clearer
The answer’s getting nearer
He needs to keep his fellow fables
Out of harm’s way
Be they in Bullfinch Street
Or at the farm, hey
Stop crying over spilt milk
(Pick up the dairy pail)
And dig up the truth
That’s hidden underneath this fairy tale
[Hook:]
You better beware, for there’s a wolf among us
But the truth is the food for which he hungers
The Battlefield 4 Rap! Yay! lyrics - Dan Bull
[Verse 1:]
Oi, my name, is Daniel Recker
Join my game, and Dan'll wreck ya
Do me a nice favour
Get out of my face or
I might take a whole skyscraper
And even more later maybe three to four acres
Plus every map from Paracel Storm, Resort to Dawnbreaker
Sneak into my Flood Zone, you're cover's soon blown
I'll turn your dog tag into a little tombstone
Is this a revolutionary game or just a new clone?
Who knows?
Judging by the sales figures, you don't
Man, I could stand here and shoot for hours
'Till I've taken out everyone of the three global superpowers
A vision of the future, 20/20
My vision's super duper, 20/20
I'm equiped with many shooters, plenty, plenty
Big Bang, Sheldon Cooper, Penny, Penny
[Hook:]
Battlefield 4, Battlefield 4
The best Battlefield since the Battlefield before
Battlefield 4, Battlefield 4
Is it Battlefield 3?
No, it's Battlefield 4
[x2]
[Verse 2:]
You know Dan's mission is make a Rogue Transmission
Set the dial on your radio and listen
What happens when you open a platinum battlepack?
You get a single track CD, this battle rap
You're the PC, to my Apple Mac
Fundamentally opposed, so get out my habitat
I'll blast mags, even more than Jack frags
Point at all the things with the same finger with which I snatch tags
It doesen't matter what I see these fools toting
I just double it up, dual scoping
One for each of your prepubecent balls, grow some
School's open, and I leave every rule broken
[Hook:]
Battlefield 4, Battlefield 4
The best Battlefield since the Battlefield before
Battlefield 4, Battlefield 4
Is it Battlefield 3?
No, it's Battlefield 4
[x2]
[Verse 3:]
I've got a bull's head, I think I'm a minotaur
I shot you fools dead, extinct, like a dinosaur
Look at you crying now, what you whining for?
You can either leave through the window or by the door
There's a pile of corpses by your fortress
Who left that there?
Well, I'd have thought it was me
'Cos I'm the type to counter-knife y'all
Wipe the blood off my brow and say "wow, how delightful"
A knife in a gunfight, this is how it's done, right?
If I didn't give you a chance, it'd be unpolite
There's panic in the streets, Humberside
You are not safe here, Honey Pie
Ask Bonnie Tyler what I did to her heart
I more than eclipsed it, I ripped it apart
I'd rather play Battlefield than with her tits and her arse
Regarding military ditties, I turned it to an art
Listen
[Hook:]
Battlefield 4, Battlefield 4
The best Battlefield since the Battlefield before
Battlefield 4, Battlefield 4
Is it Battlefield 3?
No, it's Battlefield 4
[x2]
[Outro:]
Hip-hop-ha, clippity-clap
This is the Battlefield Rap, yay!
[x2]
Civilization lyrics - Dan Bull
[Intro:]
We learned to band together and endeavor
Clasp our hands together
Man developed language, letters
An incredible advantage, getting plans together
But would we stand the test of time
Against the planet's reckless climate
And its angry weather?
[Verse 1:]
Spread the sails
And head west against the gales
And storms aboard Norse longboats
With decks as dense as nails
Our aim was riding waves
And finding, claiming strange horizons
Invading islands
Native populations slain with violence
Enslaved and made to aim skyward
Think of bigger things - sphinxes, pyramids
Raise them high in the name of different kings
The different things we've held sacred, divine
Through places and times
The range of supplications and rites
Through ages we find
Nations arise
As old civilizations crumble to dust
Becoming strangers in time, waiting to die
Replaced in the night
The day breaks and the light changes
Illuminating newer human faces as fights rage
The human race is facing the might
Of righteous states who would write
The history books even if it took a knife's blade
To find the right page
Sengoku Jidai
Men offered to die
For the honor of a warrior's life
[Verse 2:]
The sun's coming and we're watching it rise
As a new era's here, it's as solid as iron
Pull the tongs from the fire
Strike the hammer to the anvil
Craft a weapon to bring an enemy to a standstill
The blacksmith is the wizard that gives us
These powers - devour enemies
Leaping down from the siege towers
The better the tech is
The lesser the effort to wreck it
The less time to see their eyes
And feel sympathetic
Never regret it
A true knight never stays a true blade
Never says touché
But would forever lay in blue rays of weathered glades
To demonstrate his never-ending dedication
To the crusade
Reformation through flame
And after the cremation is a new age
Time's quill is quick to spill its ink onto a new page
[Verse 3:]
The faces are the same as when in days gone
But brains are cultivated thus creating
The Renaissance
We're still using steel tools to stay strong
Replacing blades with greater trades
Pen and paper, song
Faith in God is tested, hiding in the desert
Men excited, then enlightened by the scientific method
Tried describing its expression
By inscribing his impression
When applying it to heavenly bodies
That everybody reckoned
Must have been made by a creator or a greater force
Nature's author faced examination never faced before
The grace of horse and rider
Replaced by wars and violence
Debased the laws of science
Made the case for all the pious
Why is it progress always leads to loads of mess
The western region spread across the globe and coalesced
Settlers spread disease with effortless ease
Was it reckless or did it just happen inevitably?
While evidently we never can see
Through the lens of this century
But there's no retreating now
Whether or not it was meant to be
[Verse 4:]
The seven seas were sailed
Navies prevailed
Leaving trails of devastation in their wake
As people wailed
A world of wonder plundered traded in the name of progress
But human nature's way shows we should expect no less
Oh yes, struck by the realisation this is just civilisation
In the natal stages of industrialisation, trust me when I say
That previous achievements are just child's play
Compared to this colossal school of thought
We set the world ablaze with fossil fuel we bought
It's an epiphany
Giving us pretty much infinite energy
It's electricity
Edison, Nikola Tesla - different inventors
Giving us everything we depend on
Whether it's engines, cinema, television or telecoms
Sending a message and spreading it on
These unreal frontier channels
We develop the tech and then sell it on
The reel travels round
With the speed of a machine gun's barrels
Machinery's a meaner beast and we're still in the saddle
No need for cavalry - battle superseded that with ease
Allies and Axis
Charging each other like batteries
A power vacuum allowing the superstates to flourish
Redistribute the food even if it means people are malnourished
Propaganda is the only view that you're allowed to publish
Cause totalitarians are well aware of how to punish
Gunning down numbers countless
For doubtless nothings that they've done
But that won't stop subversive insurgents
From coming out with courage
Using their power to the fullest
Whether creativity or demonstrating general relativity
Evidently when we find time to be efficient
Einsteinian clear vision can reveal the precision behind the blinds
Nuclear fission
Despite derision
Physicists decide the mission is dividing, splitting atoms
'Till a blinding light is given, quite efficient
The divine right to mankind's plight is christened
A minor decision hijacked by politicians
But as long as they listen to the will of the people
Treat all as brilliant equals, we can achieve more
Than we've ever conceived before
[Outro:]
Leave this poor place
Please explore space
Earth, she's a small base
Even more awaits
I implore great leaders
To lead with all the grace
Of which we're capable
And be the author of your fate
Band together and endeavour
Clasp our hands together
As our ancestors have
And stand the test of time forever
We learned to band together and endeavor
Clasp our hands together
Man developed language, letters
An incredible advantage, getting plans together
But would we stand the test of time
Against the planet's reckless climate
And its angry weather?
[Verse 1:]
Spread the sails
And head west against the gales
And storms aboard Norse longboats
With decks as dense as nails
Our aim was riding waves
And finding, claiming strange horizons
Invading islands
Native populations slain with violence
Enslaved and made to aim skyward
Think of bigger things - sphinxes, pyramids
Raise them high in the name of different kings
The different things we've held sacred, divine
Through places and times
The range of supplications and rites
Through ages we find
Nations arise
As old civilizations crumble to dust
Becoming strangers in time, waiting to die
Replaced in the night
The day breaks and the light changes
Illuminating newer human faces as fights rage
The human race is facing the might
Of righteous states who would write
The history books even if it took a knife's blade
To find the right page
Sengoku Jidai
Men offered to die
For the honor of a warrior's life
[Verse 2:]
The sun's coming and we're watching it rise
As a new era's here, it's as solid as iron
Pull the tongs from the fire
Strike the hammer to the anvil
Craft a weapon to bring an enemy to a standstill
The blacksmith is the wizard that gives us
These powers - devour enemies
Leaping down from the siege towers
The better the tech is
The lesser the effort to wreck it
The less time to see their eyes
And feel sympathetic
Never regret it
A true knight never stays a true blade
Never says touché
But would forever lay in blue rays of weathered glades
To demonstrate his never-ending dedication
To the crusade
Reformation through flame
And after the cremation is a new age
Time's quill is quick to spill its ink onto a new page
[Verse 3:]
The faces are the same as when in days gone
But brains are cultivated thus creating
The Renaissance
We're still using steel tools to stay strong
Replacing blades with greater trades
Pen and paper, song
Faith in God is tested, hiding in the desert
Men excited, then enlightened by the scientific method
Tried describing its expression
By inscribing his impression
When applying it to heavenly bodies
That everybody reckoned
Must have been made by a creator or a greater force
Nature's author faced examination never faced before
The grace of horse and rider
Replaced by wars and violence
Debased the laws of science
Made the case for all the pious
Why is it progress always leads to loads of mess
The western region spread across the globe and coalesced
Settlers spread disease with effortless ease
Was it reckless or did it just happen inevitably?
While evidently we never can see
Through the lens of this century
But there's no retreating now
Whether or not it was meant to be
[Verse 4:]
The seven seas were sailed
Navies prevailed
Leaving trails of devastation in their wake
As people wailed
A world of wonder plundered traded in the name of progress
But human nature's way shows we should expect no less
Oh yes, struck by the realisation this is just civilisation
In the natal stages of industrialisation, trust me when I say
That previous achievements are just child's play
Compared to this colossal school of thought
We set the world ablaze with fossil fuel we bought
It's an epiphany
Giving us pretty much infinite energy
It's electricity
Edison, Nikola Tesla - different inventors
Giving us everything we depend on
Whether it's engines, cinema, television or telecoms
Sending a message and spreading it on
These unreal frontier channels
We develop the tech and then sell it on
The reel travels round
With the speed of a machine gun's barrels
Machinery's a meaner beast and we're still in the saddle
No need for cavalry - battle superseded that with ease
Allies and Axis
Charging each other like batteries
A power vacuum allowing the superstates to flourish
Redistribute the food even if it means people are malnourished
Propaganda is the only view that you're allowed to publish
Cause totalitarians are well aware of how to punish
Gunning down numbers countless
For doubtless nothings that they've done
But that won't stop subversive insurgents
From coming out with courage
Using their power to the fullest
Whether creativity or demonstrating general relativity
Evidently when we find time to be efficient
Einsteinian clear vision can reveal the precision behind the blinds
Nuclear fission
Despite derision
Physicists decide the mission is dividing, splitting atoms
'Till a blinding light is given, quite efficient
The divine right to mankind's plight is christened
A minor decision hijacked by politicians
But as long as they listen to the will of the people
Treat all as brilliant equals, we can achieve more
Than we've ever conceived before
[Outro:]
Leave this poor place
Please explore space
Earth, she's a small base
Even more awaits
I implore great leaders
To lead with all the grace
Of which we're capable
And be the author of your fate
Band together and endeavour
Clasp our hands together
As our ancestors have
And stand the test of time forever
X-Triptych lyrics - Dan Bull
Welcome to the next generation
Man, I feel like a superstar in a high powered supercar
Shoot for the stars, no stopping me, I'm revving up a cacophony
Doesn't matter whatever you offer me
Won't swap it for anything, honestly
The road ahead of me's calling
And pole position is where I've just got to be
I'm an ace in a race, set a pace
That'll take you to a range of places
Make you say, "Ooh, great, amazing"
A trail in my wake as I blaze away
'Cause it's the way that I make my paper
Do me a favour: Get out of my way, bruh
Boy racer with places to be
So it's safe to say I'll see you later
Forza Motorsport, will open doors to a sort of ocean port
That'll flow a course from coast to shores, the poetry of motion's yours
Saddle up, we're going on tour, you'll ride astride your chosen horse
Through a load of applause, such force
You were only supposed to blow the doors
Horsepower, galloping gallantly, shoot for the stars, Galileo Galilei
Hey! Don't prang my McClaren, geez, the tab to patch up the damage
Is grand as your annual salary and apparently you just cannot handle me
So hand me the keys as I shoot for the stars blasting these supercars
To a brand new galaxy
Yeah, uh, yeah
Let's go
There's dead on every street, the city's a cemetery
So evidently, you better believe it's better to get up and leave
If that's something you'll ever achieve
Well then you will need to get a bit mean
With the endless sea of horrendous beings
That'll see your flesh as a delicacy
They want to find out how your meat tastes
One bite is all it takes
Should you make a small mistake
They'll make you their next gourmet steak
The stakes have been raised, son
Can you stave the invasion?
From the cradle to the grave, you'll save
All walks of life and death when you slay them
I'll make tools, then I slay fools
Though I break rules, stay faithful
To the label of a fellow cutting straight through you
From the nape of the neck to the navel
Maybe it's painful, maybe it's not
I don't know, your brains are all rotten
And though you may have forgotten the way that it was
I won't let you forget when I take you to God
With a homemade blade aimed straight at your schnoz
I don't suppose there'll be that much tissue left
To let you blow your nose
And so it goes on, the contagion continues
It'll blatantly take every grain of the patience
And latent frustration that's waiting within you
Skill
Yeah, uh, yeah
Let's take it back
Rome, the place I name as my home
Made it my own and I'll die before I see it overthrown
I'm one of the most valiant fighters, I'm known as Marius Titus
This city's in my blood as valuable as my life is
With all of the troops, Legions at hand
We're ruling a huge region of land
Reaching through France and even Britannia
And for that, we've Caesar to thank
For seizing it and I think of the man
When I'm leading a siege and I see that the ranks
Are in need of command, eager to mangle
A people as weak as we are grand
Ryse
This isn't my kind of war, the thing that I'm fighting for
Gibbon's Decline and Fall didn't begin describing all
The wicked things that Titus saw, his sight is raw, his eyes are sore
Lives withdrawn with violent force, civilian killing with knives and swords
Now my kids and wife are torn asunder, souls all but plundered
I hunger for vengeance on the men responsible, I've called their number
I'm a lord of thunder striding right in with the force and might
Of lightning strikes, I will never bore or tire
Of war or fighting, Ryse
Welcome to the next generation
Man, I feel like a superstar in a high powered supercar
Shoot for the stars, no stopping me, I'm revving up a cacophony
Doesn't matter whatever you offer me
Won't swap it for anything, honestly
The road ahead of me's calling
And pole position is where I've just got to be
I'm an ace in a race, set a pace
That'll take you to a range of places
Make you say, "Ooh, great, amazing"
A trail in my wake as I blaze away
'Cause it's the way that I make my paper
Do me a favour: Get out of my way, bruh
Boy racer with places to be
So it's safe to say I'll see you later
Forza Motorsport, will open doors to a sort of ocean port
That'll flow a course from coast to shores, the poetry of motion's yours
Saddle up, we're going on tour, you'll ride astride your chosen horse
Through a load of applause, such force
You were only supposed to blow the doors
Horsepower, galloping gallantly, shoot for the stars, Galileo Galilei
Hey! Don't prang my McClaren, geez, the tab to patch up the damage
Is grand as your annual salary and apparently you just cannot handle me
So hand me the keys as I shoot for the stars blasting these supercars
To a brand new galaxy
Yeah, uh, yeah
Let's go
There's dead on every street, the city's a cemetery
So evidently, you better believe it's better to get up and leave
If that's something you'll ever achieve
Well then you will need to get a bit mean
With the endless sea of horrendous beings
That'll see your flesh as a delicacy
They want to find out how your meat tastes
One bite is all it takes
Should you make a small mistake
They'll make you their next gourmet steak
The stakes have been raised, son
Can you stave the invasion?
From the cradle to the grave, you'll save
All walks of life and death when you slay them
I'll make tools, then I slay fools
Though I break rules, stay faithful
To the label of a fellow cutting straight through you
From the nape of the neck to the navel
Maybe it's painful, maybe it's not
I don't know, your brains are all rotten
And though you may have forgotten the way that it was
I won't let you forget when I take you to God
With a homemade blade aimed straight at your schnoz
I don't suppose there'll be that much tissue left
To let you blow your nose
And so it goes on, the contagion continues
It'll blatantly take every grain of the patience
And latent frustration that's waiting within you
Skill
Yeah, uh, yeah
Let's take it back
Rome, the place I name as my home
Made it my own and I'll die before I see it overthrown
I'm one of the most valiant fighters, I'm known as Marius Titus
This city's in my blood as valuable as my life is
With all of the troops, Legions at hand
We're ruling a huge region of land
Reaching through France and even Britannia
And for that, we've Caesar to thank
For seizing it and I think of the man
When I'm leading a siege and I see that the ranks
Are in need of command, eager to mangle
A people as weak as we are grand
Ryse
This isn't my kind of war, the thing that I'm fighting for
Gibbon's Decline and Fall didn't begin describing all
The wicked things that Titus saw, his sight is raw, his eyes are sore
Lives withdrawn with violent force, civilian killing with knives and swords
Now my kids and wife are torn asunder, souls all but plundered
I hunger for vengeance on the men responsible, I've called their number
I'm a lord of thunder striding right in with the force and might
Of lightning strikes, I will never bore or tire
Of war or fighting, Ryse
Welcome to the next generation
Counter Strike Porch lyrics - Dan Bull
Smash through the gates of the nuclear plant
Not just some dudes in a van, we're goin' through with a plan
Maximum impact's the thing that we're after
We're gonna bring back the Big Bang Disaster
These guys are contriving a crime of the violentest type
We'll find them inside, we must deny them this crisis in time
Christ, there are five, so be quiet and hide
Because silence is vital when tryin' to surprise
You want to die or survive in the prime of your life?
'Cause this moment your time to decide
Get ready to open fire and fight
But not till you spy the whites of their eyes
Nice
Got him right in the side with a sawed-off
Cripes
He well nigh blew my balls off
There's a sniper up high and we might be too late
I'll provide cover fire
You tryin' to escape
Yo, lock and then load
You're about to die
Stop the bomb from explodin' in Counter-Strike
I said, lock and then load
You're about to die
Stop the bomb from explodin' in Counter-Strike
Boom! Headshot
Fock your mom
Aagh, you dropped the bomb!
Mate what, come on?
Make your move
Wait too long
Too late, you lose
Not so fast, man
Watch when I throw this
Holy crap! It's a flashbang!
Oh shit!
I'll be laughin' when you all die
Your number's up, M249
Agh!
He's got the aforementioned gun!
Take cover, aim another grenade
What the-?
I set us up the bomb
Several seconds and it's gone
We'd better bloody run
They're wrecking it, come on
Fancy a cocktail?
I can make a molotov
Agh!
This is gonna burn the hair on my bollock off!
Yo, lock and then load
You're about to die
Stop the bomb from explodin' in Counter-Strike
I said, lock and then load
You're about to die
Stop the bomb from explodin' in Counter-Strike
Not just some dudes in a van, we're goin' through with a plan
Maximum impact's the thing that we're after
We're gonna bring back the Big Bang Disaster
These guys are contriving a crime of the violentest type
We'll find them inside, we must deny them this crisis in time
Christ, there are five, so be quiet and hide
Because silence is vital when tryin' to surprise
You want to die or survive in the prime of your life?
'Cause this moment your time to decide
Get ready to open fire and fight
But not till you spy the whites of their eyes
Nice
Got him right in the side with a sawed-off
Cripes
He well nigh blew my balls off
There's a sniper up high and we might be too late
I'll provide cover fire
You tryin' to escape
Yo, lock and then load
You're about to die
Stop the bomb from explodin' in Counter-Strike
I said, lock and then load
You're about to die
Stop the bomb from explodin' in Counter-Strike
Boom! Headshot
Fock your mom
Aagh, you dropped the bomb!
Mate what, come on?
Make your move
Wait too long
Too late, you lose
Not so fast, man
Watch when I throw this
Holy crap! It's a flashbang!
Oh shit!
I'll be laughin' when you all die
Your number's up, M249
Agh!
He's got the aforementioned gun!
Take cover, aim another grenade
What the-?
I set us up the bomb
Several seconds and it's gone
We'd better bloody run
They're wrecking it, come on
Fancy a cocktail?
I can make a molotov
Agh!
This is gonna burn the hair on my bollock off!
Yo, lock and then load
You're about to die
Stop the bomb from explodin' in Counter-Strike
I said, lock and then load
You're about to die
Stop the bomb from explodin' in Counter-Strike
DayZ lyrics - Dan Bull
[Verse 1:]
Look I know it's not often it's a zombie apocalypse
But I've got a big blow nobody can soften it so
Without further ado let me disclose what it's urgent to do
To avert your certain doom
I urge your alertness to the words in the tune
The last survivors band together
Grab supplies, ammo, whatever
It takes to stay ahead of the others
And run from them Hell For Leather
There's bad manners in the Soviet bloc
People call and they don't even knock
I was brought up and thought people owe me a lot
But I learned very shortly I'm only a dot
In the sight of a scope of a rifle a blokes aiming
Right at my dome and I'm going to be shot
I'm going down quicker than the blood that I'm losing
Oh my God I've got to get a blood transfusion
How am I going to get it? Man, I better get moving
Before the other humans move in
The hammer in my head's getting madder and I'm woozy
Thought I heard a man shout "Friendly", Who's he?
Can I trust him? Or should I bust him?
Full of bullets, finger on the trigger and I'm gonna pull it
[Chorus:]
I shot a zed in the head
But he didn't die because he was already dead [x2]
[Verse 2:]
I've got a backpack full of mad crap
Whatever you imagine I can craft that
Mags, maps, rags, raps
I can turn a gas can to a gas lamp
Gas canisters, magazines, bandannas and batteries
I'm an athlete, a survivor
Try attacking me, then I'll find ya'
This is a patch that's full of disease
So you could catch a bullet with ease
Death comes as a sudden release
For he or she that'll struggle to see the wood for the trees
I've never had such hunger for beans
And I've drunk everything from the canteen in my jeans
I've got to stay hydrated to make it
But I might die from the painkillers
At the rate that I'm taking them
A bit of bacon would be amazing
My veganism dissipated and I'm a carnivore
Starting wars, turn a bad situation to a carnival
You can't say that you aren't involved
The outbreak of the plague took part of your soul
Humanity's hard to keep hold of
After you've halted the heart of a soldier
[Outro]
Look I know it's not often it's a zombie apocalypse
But I've got a big blow nobody can soften it so
Without further ado let me disclose what it's urgent to do
To avert your certain doom
I urge your alertness to the words in the tune
The last survivors band together
Grab supplies, ammo, whatever
It takes to stay ahead of the others
And run from them Hell For Leather
There's bad manners in the Soviet bloc
People call and they don't even knock
I was brought up and thought people owe me a lot
But I learned very shortly I'm only a dot
In the sight of a scope of a rifle a blokes aiming
Right at my dome and I'm going to be shot
I'm going down quicker than the blood that I'm losing
Oh my God I've got to get a blood transfusion
How am I going to get it? Man, I better get moving
Before the other humans move in
The hammer in my head's getting madder and I'm woozy
Thought I heard a man shout "Friendly", Who's he?
Can I trust him? Or should I bust him?
Full of bullets, finger on the trigger and I'm gonna pull it
[Chorus:]
I shot a zed in the head
But he didn't die because he was already dead [x2]
[Verse 2:]
I've got a backpack full of mad crap
Whatever you imagine I can craft that
Mags, maps, rags, raps
I can turn a gas can to a gas lamp
Gas canisters, magazines, bandannas and batteries
I'm an athlete, a survivor
Try attacking me, then I'll find ya'
This is a patch that's full of disease
So you could catch a bullet with ease
Death comes as a sudden release
For he or she that'll struggle to see the wood for the trees
I've never had such hunger for beans
And I've drunk everything from the canteen in my jeans
I've got to stay hydrated to make it
But I might die from the painkillers
At the rate that I'm taking them
A bit of bacon would be amazing
My veganism dissipated and I'm a carnivore
Starting wars, turn a bad situation to a carnival
You can't say that you aren't involved
The outbreak of the plague took part of your soul
Humanity's hard to keep hold of
After you've halted the heart of a soldier
[Outro]
Dungeon Keeper lyrics - Dan Bull
[Verse 1:]
Me? I'm horny, short for the Horned Reaper
I'm chums with the Dungeon Keeper
Unbelievers better take a step back
Because I set traps till they leave your necks snapped
Forget a pimp slap switch up the syntax
Take away the P, see I deliver Imp Slaps
There's a slim chance that you've ever seen an enemy
With melanin as red as this; the menacingest skin rash
Better bring your shin pads
Cause when I swing axes
There's an equal need for medicine and bin bags
[Chorus:]
I'm horny, short for the Horned Reaper
I'm chums with the Dungeon Keeper
I'm horny, short for the Horned Reaper
I'm chums with the Dungeon Keeper
[Verse 2:]
You ought to have taken a tad more care
With your fortification cause that wall there's
Gonna fall and then cave in, I'll nab your lair
You'll be sore as the day when I stabbed your bare bottom
And in case you've forgotten
I hail from a place that is fatally rotten
So debased I can make even Satan pee off
And I must say that is painfully often
Your safe, I'm unlockin', knicking your millions
Sticking your minions straight in a coffin
I plunge in to your dungeon, lungin' through your little buggers
Like I'm cuttin' through an onion
Under ye' foot, plunder ye' loot
Funneling your funds to me, can you compute?
The heart of your dungeons the dungeon heart
I'm taking pleasure, breaking it and pulling it apart
Then take your treasure, claiming it, as bullion in carts
Now you see red, I'm the bully in the dark
[Chorus:]
I'm horny, short for the Horned Reaper
I'm chums with the Dungeon Keeper
I'm horny, short for the Horned Reaper
I'm chums with the Dungeon Keeper
[Outro:]
The hand of evil strikes again!
Gone Home lyrics - Dan Bull
My name's Kaitlin
I've been away since this time last year, ages and ages
I've been abroad, it's been a long road
But I'm getting bored so I've got aboard and gone home
Get through the door, I don't really know
Where anybody is as if there's nobody home
Hopefully though, I'll find a clue
It better be a joke they're tryin' to do
I've gone home and I'm on my own
I've gone home and I'm all alone
I've been around everywhere, nothing found yet
I've looked outside, I've looked downstairs
I've looked upstairs, tell me now where?
I'm well scared, this is getting pretty out there
Where's Mom and Dad? Where's Samantha?
Somewhere in the mansion there's an answer
Have they left? Are they dead from cancer?
Kidnapped by the Feds or gangsters?
I'm wracked with a sense of dread
So deep I could believe it was a necromancer
There's an atmosphere that's noxious
Something bleak and evil watches
But there's nothing here but sheets and boxes
Nobody's holdin' people hostage
I just need the key to reveal each secret
Like a seasoned locksmith
I've gone home and I'm on my own
I've gone home and I'm all alone
I've gone home and I'm on my own
I've gone home and I'm all alone
I'm losing my mind in a psycho house
So I pray no lights go out
It's just me; my lone self
No family, no life, no sound
No clues so I know nought
And I'm bloody terrified on my own, help
All I have is letters and scraps
No weapons except for this map
I'm desperate for something better than that
If I have any chance to defend from attacks
Now there is a hatch to enter the attic
It's a place that I've left to the last bit
Now I've got the key, I'm prepared to get past it
I need to know either way whether it's tragic
Or whether my head has gone mad
And so I hold on to my breath and then grab it
I've gone home and I'm on my own
I've gone home and I'm all alone
I've gone home and I'm on my own
I've gone home and I'm all alone
I've been away since this time last year, ages and ages
I've been abroad, it's been a long road
But I'm getting bored so I've got aboard and gone home
Get through the door, I don't really know
Where anybody is as if there's nobody home
Hopefully though, I'll find a clue
It better be a joke they're tryin' to do
I've gone home and I'm on my own
I've gone home and I'm all alone
I've been around everywhere, nothing found yet
I've looked outside, I've looked downstairs
I've looked upstairs, tell me now where?
I'm well scared, this is getting pretty out there
Where's Mom and Dad? Where's Samantha?
Somewhere in the mansion there's an answer
Have they left? Are they dead from cancer?
Kidnapped by the Feds or gangsters?
I'm wracked with a sense of dread
So deep I could believe it was a necromancer
There's an atmosphere that's noxious
Something bleak and evil watches
But there's nothing here but sheets and boxes
Nobody's holdin' people hostage
I just need the key to reveal each secret
Like a seasoned locksmith
I've gone home and I'm on my own
I've gone home and I'm all alone
I've gone home and I'm on my own
I've gone home and I'm all alone
I'm losing my mind in a psycho house
So I pray no lights go out
It's just me; my lone self
No family, no life, no sound
No clues so I know nought
And I'm bloody terrified on my own, help
All I have is letters and scraps
No weapons except for this map
I'm desperate for something better than that
If I have any chance to defend from attacks
Now there is a hatch to enter the attic
It's a place that I've left to the last bit
Now I've got the key, I'm prepared to get past it
I need to know either way whether it's tragic
Or whether my head has gone mad
And so I hold on to my breath and then grab it
I've gone home and I'm on my own
I've gone home and I'm all alone
I've gone home and I'm on my own
I've gone home and I'm all alone
Rocksmith (feat. Niro Knox) lyrics - Dan Bull
[Verse 1:]
When I was little I wanted to be a rockstar
But I thought playing guitar would be rock hard
Taught myself a couple of chords but never got far
So instead I picked a mic up and dropped bars
And I’ve done alright, my rhymes are more tight
Than the average, I tell you that isn’t a pork pie
But please give me a minute, let me be forthright
I wish I’d had the foresight to give my fingers more time
Instead I let them get bored, on the fretboard
But now I’ve found a course, and got it cracked like a fault line
I learnt less in all my life than in the last fortnight
Propelled my elevation level as if it was cordite
Now I can hack at my axe, and rock it all night
If rock is a thrill ride, then Rocksmith’s your tour guide
Of course I’ve still got to put the time into it
But the fact is with practice, I know I can do it
[Hook:]
Now I’m a Rocksmith
I learned a lot quick
Never mind pressing buttons
I know how to pluck strings
Now I’m a Rocksmith
I learned a lot quick
I never dreamed
I’d be able to play such things
[Verse 2:]
Unlike the Deftones, I was tone def
Leppards never change their spots, I’m just a radiohead
Music left me with an aching head, not a head rush
Crimson red blush, less trust then Jeb Bush
I’m not an early riser, could never rise against
The procrastination, it was always I versus them
I couldn’t find a muse, or iron out the kinks
I could kiss goodbye to screaming females, I was jinxed
Wanted to slay em ike I’m waving a katana
Or magic wands, make a splashh, take them to Nirvana
Play in my pyjamas, as heavy as a monster truck
Never mind the who, what, why, no-one wants to suck
The police in Boston aren’t even as tough as this
RSI, callouses and blisters, I’ve suffered it
But I’ll never stop playing guitar
Until all that remains of my nails are scars
[Hook x2:]
Now I’m a Rocksmith
I learned a lot quick
Never mind pressing buttons
I know how to pluck strings
Now I’m a Rocksmith
I learned a lot quick
I never dreamed
I’d be able to play such things
When I was little I wanted to be a rockstar
But I thought playing guitar would be rock hard
Taught myself a couple of chords but never got far
So instead I picked a mic up and dropped bars
And I’ve done alright, my rhymes are more tight
Than the average, I tell you that isn’t a pork pie
But please give me a minute, let me be forthright
I wish I’d had the foresight to give my fingers more time
Instead I let them get bored, on the fretboard
But now I’ve found a course, and got it cracked like a fault line
I learnt less in all my life than in the last fortnight
Propelled my elevation level as if it was cordite
Now I can hack at my axe, and rock it all night
If rock is a thrill ride, then Rocksmith’s your tour guide
Of course I’ve still got to put the time into it
But the fact is with practice, I know I can do it
[Hook:]
Now I’m a Rocksmith
I learned a lot quick
Never mind pressing buttons
I know how to pluck strings
Now I’m a Rocksmith
I learned a lot quick
I never dreamed
I’d be able to play such things
[Verse 2:]
Unlike the Deftones, I was tone def
Leppards never change their spots, I’m just a radiohead
Music left me with an aching head, not a head rush
Crimson red blush, less trust then Jeb Bush
I’m not an early riser, could never rise against
The procrastination, it was always I versus them
I couldn’t find a muse, or iron out the kinks
I could kiss goodbye to screaming females, I was jinxed
Wanted to slay em ike I’m waving a katana
Or magic wands, make a splashh, take them to Nirvana
Play in my pyjamas, as heavy as a monster truck
Never mind the who, what, why, no-one wants to suck
The police in Boston aren’t even as tough as this
RSI, callouses and blisters, I’ve suffered it
But I’ll never stop playing guitar
Until all that remains of my nails are scars
[Hook x2:]
Now I’m a Rocksmith
I learned a lot quick
Never mind pressing buttons
I know how to pluck strings
Now I’m a Rocksmith
I learned a lot quick
I never dreamed
I’d be able to play such things
Thief lyrics - Dan Bull
[Verse 1:]
I'm a dastardly master thief
The chance of you actually catching me
Is but minimal I've maximum mastery
Mastered each of my skills to the max, you see
That's the key
I treat combat as last and least
Because I vastly prefer sneaking past with ease
But if I have to, I'll attack from the back, crack
Snatch your key and stash that in my knapsack
This isn't the way the planet has to be
Handcrafted skills killed by factories
Fat cats are treating talent nastily
Somebody has to redress the balance and it's me
[Hook:]
I'm a thief, a man upon a mission
I'm a shadow in the corner of your vision
Taking all your things with no need for permission
I'm a man upon a mission, I'm a thief
[2x]
[Verse 2:]
Freedom lies where I hide in the shadows
I desire to strike into the light
Like the flight of an arrow
I creep through the narrow streets
And the breeze sends a shiver through my marrow, see
I haven't much left in the war chest
So I best make a quick trip, visit Baron Northcrest
There's a right tyrant
So I might have to end my silence
And get a mite violent
Cause if I don't
Then Orion'll be vying for a fight
And his style and aggressiveness
In Rhetoric are quite diametrical to mine
He'd rather break a window
I tend to pull the blinds
[Hook]
[Verse 3:]
I lived in a realm that I doubt was jocund
But this new town's nought but rotten
Greed and disease and the sound of coughing
Drowned out by the crown in the House of Blossoms
We could recrown it in the House of Sodom
There's a sea of people out need help but sod them
Leave it long enough it'll be no doubt forgotten
Like the time Xiao Xiao said I felt her bottom
I hear the tick tock of the tower clock and
It means I better nip off out for shopping
Prowl atop inns, the crippled burrick pub
Down I drop into the city that I love
The pinnacle of criminals; I slip in from above
A night owl with the philosophic mission of a dove
When there's no one left to police the streets
And keep the peace
You best leave it to me
The thief
Peace
[Hook]
I'm a dastardly master thief
The chance of you actually catching me
Is but minimal I've maximum mastery
Mastered each of my skills to the max, you see
That's the key
I treat combat as last and least
Because I vastly prefer sneaking past with ease
But if I have to, I'll attack from the back, crack
Snatch your key and stash that in my knapsack
This isn't the way the planet has to be
Handcrafted skills killed by factories
Fat cats are treating talent nastily
Somebody has to redress the balance and it's me
[Hook:]
I'm a thief, a man upon a mission
I'm a shadow in the corner of your vision
Taking all your things with no need for permission
I'm a man upon a mission, I'm a thief
[2x]
[Verse 2:]
Freedom lies where I hide in the shadows
I desire to strike into the light
Like the flight of an arrow
I creep through the narrow streets
And the breeze sends a shiver through my marrow, see
I haven't much left in the war chest
So I best make a quick trip, visit Baron Northcrest
There's a right tyrant
So I might have to end my silence
And get a mite violent
Cause if I don't
Then Orion'll be vying for a fight
And his style and aggressiveness
In Rhetoric are quite diametrical to mine
He'd rather break a window
I tend to pull the blinds
[Hook]
[Verse 3:]
I lived in a realm that I doubt was jocund
But this new town's nought but rotten
Greed and disease and the sound of coughing
Drowned out by the crown in the House of Blossoms
We could recrown it in the House of Sodom
There's a sea of people out need help but sod them
Leave it long enough it'll be no doubt forgotten
Like the time Xiao Xiao said I felt her bottom
I hear the tick tock of the tower clock and
It means I better nip off out for shopping
Prowl atop inns, the crippled burrick pub
Down I drop into the city that I love
The pinnacle of criminals; I slip in from above
A night owl with the philosophic mission of a dove
When there's no one left to police the streets
And keep the peace
You best leave it to me
The thief
Peace
[Hook]
The Stick Of Truth lyrics - Dan Bull
For a thousand years, the battle has been waged
But there’s strange tidings, the tides of war are sure to change
We live in sinister times, there’s an imminent fight
Bigger than Kyle’s mom, have you seen her behind?
A hero will rise, he needs to be wise
And Jews can’t be saviours, so it’s best he isn't circumcised
There’s whisperings around these parts of a new kid
There’s a house on Fuller Street that they say he moved in
I hear tell he’s a muteling, he doesn’t speak much
It has nothing to do with the game’s pre-release budget
We need a saviour greater than the Dragonborn
Let me consult my magic tome stashed away within this stack of porn
There’s Cartman, Grand Wizard ruling Kupa Keep
Where you can barter, buy some armour or just find some food to eat
This is the tent in which we kept the Stick of Truth but see
Clyde had one job, and he messed it up quite stupidly
And so now, new kid, it’s up to you to seek
And return the Stick to its place to break the losing streak
Let us proceed in this hour of darkness
With the courage of dragons, and the power of fart mist
Through towers and arches, we scour the territories
Whether showers or fire pits, disembowel our enemies
The sourest hardships will never defeat our people
We keep releasing lethal farts that are without equal
An ancient secret: the Nagasaki Fart
Leave you with a bleeding nose and looking like you party hard
With such an epic quest, you need a band of merry men
To dig up buried treasure chests and see you to the very end
Butters is a Paladin, Stan’s a Warrior with A.D
Kenny is a Princess, don’t ask why, that’s how he’s rolling lately
And Kyle finally acknowledges his true self
As he transmutes into the form of a High Jew Elf
So go forth now, blow the war horn
I will stay and guard the Keep and maybe look at more porn
Use your power shrewdly, or never see your enemy fall
Because one does not simply fart on anyone’s balls
Battle Underpants Gnomes, Goblins and Vampire Kids
The town relies on you to undo that which has been did
In you we trust, I've prophesied your destiny
Put an end to evil in the nuts like a vasectomy
But there’s strange tidings, the tides of war are sure to change
We live in sinister times, there’s an imminent fight
Bigger than Kyle’s mom, have you seen her behind?
A hero will rise, he needs to be wise
And Jews can’t be saviours, so it’s best he isn't circumcised
There’s whisperings around these parts of a new kid
There’s a house on Fuller Street that they say he moved in
I hear tell he’s a muteling, he doesn’t speak much
It has nothing to do with the game’s pre-release budget
We need a saviour greater than the Dragonborn
Let me consult my magic tome stashed away within this stack of porn
There’s Cartman, Grand Wizard ruling Kupa Keep
Where you can barter, buy some armour or just find some food to eat
This is the tent in which we kept the Stick of Truth but see
Clyde had one job, and he messed it up quite stupidly
And so now, new kid, it’s up to you to seek
And return the Stick to its place to break the losing streak
Let us proceed in this hour of darkness
With the courage of dragons, and the power of fart mist
Through towers and arches, we scour the territories
Whether showers or fire pits, disembowel our enemies
The sourest hardships will never defeat our people
We keep releasing lethal farts that are without equal
An ancient secret: the Nagasaki Fart
Leave you with a bleeding nose and looking like you party hard
With such an epic quest, you need a band of merry men
To dig up buried treasure chests and see you to the very end
Butters is a Paladin, Stan’s a Warrior with A.D
Kenny is a Princess, don’t ask why, that’s how he’s rolling lately
And Kyle finally acknowledges his true self
As he transmutes into the form of a High Jew Elf
So go forth now, blow the war horn
I will stay and guard the Keep and maybe look at more porn
Use your power shrewdly, or never see your enemy fall
Because one does not simply fart on anyone’s balls
Battle Underpants Gnomes, Goblins and Vampire Kids
The town relies on you to undo that which has been did
In you we trust, I've prophesied your destiny
Put an end to evil in the nuts like a vasectomy
The Mighty Quest For Epic Loot lyrics - Dan Bull
[Intro:]
It’s. The. Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Going face, to face with the best of the best
In the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Based on your base, well I never would have guessed
[Verse 1:]
Look, I was never a chap
To simply select between defend and attack
So if anyone asks for trouble
I’m going to be doubly sending them back
The throne is mine
I’m ending any pretender to that
I’m sensing a lack of courage
Such that you won’t even reach the end of the track
I’ve been training at dawn
Every day to be ready for the Great Big Battle
Evading traps all day while I’m raiding castles
And I’m aiming at fools with such deviousness
That it’s even leaving mages baffled
Debasers, Crabs or gelatinous walls
I’m hacking them all
Jabbing and brawling, having a ball
And sending them packing their bags in the hall
If Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Then I probably hit him
[Hook:]
It’s the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Going face, to face with the best of the best
In the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Based on your base, well I never would have guessed
(Pay attention!)
[Verse 2:]
I’m raiding your mates, and taking everything that they bought
I fought them in their forts, blood sport’s the way it’s paid for
And I’m a great sport, wielding a greatsword
Treat your face like I’m walloping a baseball
I drop the Painhammer, like my surname
And I certainly know to make the most of my fame
Man, I treat merchandising opportunities as prudently
As a morbidly obese Beastman would treat the food he eats
I’m a greedy bugger
Me and my money, we need each other
I’m bringing enough bling
To sting the vision of Stevie Wonder
I’m applying oceans, of potions
Like lotion, ‘til I’m not even trying
I’m just going through the motions
[Hook:]
It’s the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Going face, to face with the best of the best
In the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Based on your base, well I never would have guessed
[Verse 3:]
The sight of my castle’s really something in the sky
Your is as useless as a Cyclops with something in its eye
And in particular, a chicken as vicious as this is ridiculous
I think an efficient and fitting prescription is if we could give them Barbiturates
I’m clad in heavy armour, you’re dressed like a belly dancer
Your smelly archers made me catch my breath, Kelly Clarkson
I lunge a lot at Hungerbots and snotty Snottinghams
And any funds they drop, well I’ll probably pocket them
I poke my sword at the Terroraptor Overlord
Quick, grab the stash, and throw ourselves overboard
It’s the only life I know, it’s how I do things
In Opulencia you get rich or die looting
[Hook x2:]
It’s the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Going face, to face with the best of the best
In the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Based on your base, well I never would have guessed
[Outro:]
It just keeps. Getting. Better!
It’s. The. Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Going face, to face with the best of the best
In the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Based on your base, well I never would have guessed
[Verse 1:]
Look, I was never a chap
To simply select between defend and attack
So if anyone asks for trouble
I’m going to be doubly sending them back
The throne is mine
I’m ending any pretender to that
I’m sensing a lack of courage
Such that you won’t even reach the end of the track
I’ve been training at dawn
Every day to be ready for the Great Big Battle
Evading traps all day while I’m raiding castles
And I’m aiming at fools with such deviousness
That it’s even leaving mages baffled
Debasers, Crabs or gelatinous walls
I’m hacking them all
Jabbing and brawling, having a ball
And sending them packing their bags in the hall
If Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Then I probably hit him
[Hook:]
It’s the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Going face, to face with the best of the best
In the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Based on your base, well I never would have guessed
(Pay attention!)
[Verse 2:]
I’m raiding your mates, and taking everything that they bought
I fought them in their forts, blood sport’s the way it’s paid for
And I’m a great sport, wielding a greatsword
Treat your face like I’m walloping a baseball
I drop the Painhammer, like my surname
And I certainly know to make the most of my fame
Man, I treat merchandising opportunities as prudently
As a morbidly obese Beastman would treat the food he eats
I’m a greedy bugger
Me and my money, we need each other
I’m bringing enough bling
To sting the vision of Stevie Wonder
I’m applying oceans, of potions
Like lotion, ‘til I’m not even trying
I’m just going through the motions
[Hook:]
It’s the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Going face, to face with the best of the best
In the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Based on your base, well I never would have guessed
[Verse 3:]
The sight of my castle’s really something in the sky
Your is as useless as a Cyclops with something in its eye
And in particular, a chicken as vicious as this is ridiculous
I think an efficient and fitting prescription is if we could give them Barbiturates
I’m clad in heavy armour, you’re dressed like a belly dancer
Your smelly archers made me catch my breath, Kelly Clarkson
I lunge a lot at Hungerbots and snotty Snottinghams
And any funds they drop, well I’ll probably pocket them
I poke my sword at the Terroraptor Overlord
Quick, grab the stash, and throw ourselves overboard
It’s the only life I know, it’s how I do things
In Opulencia you get rich or die looting
[Hook x2:]
It’s the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Going face, to face with the best of the best
In the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Based on your base, well I never would have guessed
[Outro:]
It just keeps. Getting. Better!
Titanfall lyrics - Dan Bull
Hop in the Titan
With the aim of stopping them strikin'
I'm not going to lie
It'll probably get properly violent
You should eat your greens
Because you're lackin' in iron, man
I don't mean to talk beanstalks
But I'm jackin' your giant
I've seen gore beyond belief
War machines torn up like magazines
Fragged to smithereens with C4
Rock you like a see-saw
Rucking's what I breath for
Drop you into free fall
And pop you when you respawn
Free runnin' and free gunnin'
Among the debris, becoming elite
Keep runnin' your mouth
I'll separate your gum and your teeth
I find it funny you keep
Comin' back for more
Like Oliver Twist did
When he risked it
'Cause he really wanted something to eat
Are you big enough?
Tell me are you big enough to ruck with me?
Reckon you're big enough?
Tell me are you big enough to ruck with me?
You're talkin' all that
While I'm ignorin', walkin' tall
While I'm takin' great strides
You were barely taught to crawl
I'm a fighter personified
Warts and all
You've never fought a war
In all your life
Why, we all can brawl
You've not got the balls
To drop and fall
Hop from wall to wall
Adrenaline is setting in
A veritable smorgasbord
Of fluids runnin' through you
Like a sewer or a waterfall
You're short of all the gall you need
And so you're sure to fall
Check my vortex blocker
It could more or less stop a chopper
While I take a break to make a mocha
Make a mockery of you
You can't refuse
I made an offer
Leave you shakin', quakin'
Mate, you need to take your beta blockers
Are you big enough?
Tell me are you big enough to ruck with me?
Reckon you're big enough?
Tell me are you big enough to ruck with me?
Yeah, I think you're rather justified
In feelin' mugged off
Every attack you tactically attacked with
Atlas Shrugged off
So spray me with de-Ogre-ant
That stuff just rubs off
I stride up in my Stryder
And tear your lugs off
My smart pistol is rippin'
And pullin' apart gristle
Leave a dark ripple in your chest
You need kevlar nipples
I blast missiles at trolls
For laughs, giggles and lulz
So I wouldn't advise gettin' involved
If you're not MLG
MGL
A shower of empty shells
As everyone around me's
Shredded into bits
And sent to hell
No one's ever started somethin' with me
That ever ended well
Whatever pilot or Titan tried it
In the end they fell
Are you big enough?
Tell me are you big enough to ruck with me?
Reckon you're big enough?
Tell me are you big enough to ruck with me?
Are you big enough?
Tell me are you big enough to ruck with me?
Reckon you're big enough?
Come and have a go, I'll knock you off your feet
With the aim of stopping them strikin'
I'm not going to lie
It'll probably get properly violent
You should eat your greens
Because you're lackin' in iron, man
I don't mean to talk beanstalks
But I'm jackin' your giant
I've seen gore beyond belief
War machines torn up like magazines
Fragged to smithereens with C4
Rock you like a see-saw
Rucking's what I breath for
Drop you into free fall
And pop you when you respawn
Free runnin' and free gunnin'
Among the debris, becoming elite
Keep runnin' your mouth
I'll separate your gum and your teeth
I find it funny you keep
Comin' back for more
Like Oliver Twist did
When he risked it
'Cause he really wanted something to eat
Are you big enough?
Tell me are you big enough to ruck with me?
Reckon you're big enough?
Tell me are you big enough to ruck with me?
You're talkin' all that
While I'm ignorin', walkin' tall
While I'm takin' great strides
You were barely taught to crawl
I'm a fighter personified
Warts and all
You've never fought a war
In all your life
Why, we all can brawl
You've not got the balls
To drop and fall
Hop from wall to wall
Adrenaline is setting in
A veritable smorgasbord
Of fluids runnin' through you
Like a sewer or a waterfall
You're short of all the gall you need
And so you're sure to fall
Check my vortex blocker
It could more or less stop a chopper
While I take a break to make a mocha
Make a mockery of you
You can't refuse
I made an offer
Leave you shakin', quakin'
Mate, you need to take your beta blockers
Are you big enough?
Tell me are you big enough to ruck with me?
Reckon you're big enough?
Tell me are you big enough to ruck with me?
Yeah, I think you're rather justified
In feelin' mugged off
Every attack you tactically attacked with
Atlas Shrugged off
So spray me with de-Ogre-ant
That stuff just rubs off
I stride up in my Stryder
And tear your lugs off
My smart pistol is rippin'
And pullin' apart gristle
Leave a dark ripple in your chest
You need kevlar nipples
I blast missiles at trolls
For laughs, giggles and lulz
So I wouldn't advise gettin' involved
If you're not MLG
MGL
A shower of empty shells
As everyone around me's
Shredded into bits
And sent to hell
No one's ever started somethin' with me
That ever ended well
Whatever pilot or Titan tried it
In the end they fell
Are you big enough?
Tell me are you big enough to ruck with me?
Reckon you're big enough?
Tell me are you big enough to ruck with me?
Are you big enough?
Tell me are you big enough to ruck with me?
Reckon you're big enough?
Come and have a go, I'll knock you off your feet
Surgeon Simulator lyrics - Dan Bull
Hi, I’m Nigel Burke
You might know me as the guy that lurks
In the hospital pulling back the final curtains
As saving lives is my line of work
I’m overworked, and I’m overpaid
Nobody else gets home as late
No time to poo, no time to wee
To go on a date, no time to sleep, see
But regardless, of what they’re paying me
I’m the hardest, in the A & E
A couple of whiskies, a couple of baileys
I’m ready for my shift; give me the blade, please
This is an emergency surgery, third degree burns
Leave the patient waiting in purgatory, operating with urgency
We can’t take an eternity, blood loss rate is discernibly
Worse than the state of my purse on my Lace Anniversary
Unlucky
That’s why I stay here so late just to earn a fee
That’s why the patient is late, toe-tagged and lay on a slate
In this infirmary
Yeah, I may have made a mistake
There may be stains on my apron
But baby, hey, I’m just saying
That when the table is shaking
In the back of an ambulance
It’s a little difficult to keep on track what your hands are doing
Oh golly, when you’re on a trolley
Trying to find the right tool’s like Where’s Wally
If I was you I’d be crying for my mommy
I’d give you a tissue, but I’ve not got one on me
Sorry, I’m a little unprepared
But luckily you’re not in a position to be running scared
Caught you unawares, anaesthetised
Now you’re asleep, give me your teeth and eyes
What are you worried about? Who’s scary?
I’m just the new tooth fairy
I’m coming for your calcium
Like a loon let loose in the dairy
When I said I’m not a dentist what I meant is
Of all my skills, it’s just a percentage
My qualifications might be invented
But I won’t get better without trying to attempt it
Dentally demented, I tend to need apprentices
Because it’s them that seem to comprehend more than me
I generally pretend it, and so far I’ve never been suspended
In theatre, I’m territorial
Less surgical, more gladiatorial
If this gets any more gory
I’ll put it on YouTube as a tutorial
I’ve been awake on call for days
My eyes are red as when I went to Ultralase
Not a qualified eye surgeon
But I can’t help but help when you’re eye’s hurting
See, I’m a nice person, Chris Martin
I’ll try to fix you; quick, stick a heart in!
Enough blarting, we’ve hit an artery
Made a chest cavity big enough to park in
Demographically setting a precedent
Increasing the speed that you’ll get an inheritance
I never get done for medical negligence
Not because I’m good, but ‘cause I bury the evidence
Demographically setting a precedent
Increasing the speed that you’ll get an inheritance
I never get done for medical negligence
Not because I’m good, but ‘cause I bury the evidence
Chop chop!
You’re life in my hands
You might know me as the guy that lurks
In the hospital pulling back the final curtains
As saving lives is my line of work
I’m overworked, and I’m overpaid
Nobody else gets home as late
No time to poo, no time to wee
To go on a date, no time to sleep, see
But regardless, of what they’re paying me
I’m the hardest, in the A & E
A couple of whiskies, a couple of baileys
I’m ready for my shift; give me the blade, please
This is an emergency surgery, third degree burns
Leave the patient waiting in purgatory, operating with urgency
We can’t take an eternity, blood loss rate is discernibly
Worse than the state of my purse on my Lace Anniversary
Unlucky
That’s why I stay here so late just to earn a fee
That’s why the patient is late, toe-tagged and lay on a slate
In this infirmary
Yeah, I may have made a mistake
There may be stains on my apron
But baby, hey, I’m just saying
That when the table is shaking
In the back of an ambulance
It’s a little difficult to keep on track what your hands are doing
Oh golly, when you’re on a trolley
Trying to find the right tool’s like Where’s Wally
If I was you I’d be crying for my mommy
I’d give you a tissue, but I’ve not got one on me
Sorry, I’m a little unprepared
But luckily you’re not in a position to be running scared
Caught you unawares, anaesthetised
Now you’re asleep, give me your teeth and eyes
What are you worried about? Who’s scary?
I’m just the new tooth fairy
I’m coming for your calcium
Like a loon let loose in the dairy
When I said I’m not a dentist what I meant is
Of all my skills, it’s just a percentage
My qualifications might be invented
But I won’t get better without trying to attempt it
Dentally demented, I tend to need apprentices
Because it’s them that seem to comprehend more than me
I generally pretend it, and so far I’ve never been suspended
In theatre, I’m territorial
Less surgical, more gladiatorial
If this gets any more gory
I’ll put it on YouTube as a tutorial
I’ve been awake on call for days
My eyes are red as when I went to Ultralase
Not a qualified eye surgeon
But I can’t help but help when you’re eye’s hurting
See, I’m a nice person, Chris Martin
I’ll try to fix you; quick, stick a heart in!
Enough blarting, we’ve hit an artery
Made a chest cavity big enough to park in
Demographically setting a precedent
Increasing the speed that you’ll get an inheritance
I never get done for medical negligence
Not because I’m good, but ‘cause I bury the evidence
Demographically setting a precedent
Increasing the speed that you’ll get an inheritance
I never get done for medical negligence
Not because I’m good, but ‘cause I bury the evidence
Chop chop!
You’re life in my hands
Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom lyrics - Dan Bull
I'm a creeper
Minecraft's grim reaper
Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda
I'm not a creature
That'll eat you
But I'll leave you petrified
Peter, remind peeps
Of Minesweeper
Clickin' on a brick
Then you die in the deep
I'll find your mine
I'm a mind reader
Now the mine is mine
It's finders keepers
"O hai, I'm a Creeper
So nice, nice to meet you
Is that the time?
It's time to leave
And tick, tock, tick, tock"
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singin' this bloody
Tune tune tune
It's gonna make my brain go
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singin' this bloody
Tune tune tune
I do what I wanna
Move aside, Mama
Tick tick
I'm a suicide bomber
I take control
Then I'm gonna
Leave a gaping hole
Belladonna
That'll take its toll
When I'm on a quest to invade
Detonate your soul
Fizz like a lemonade then blow
So you'd better stay indoors
Or I'll find your mine
When you're minin' ore
You'll be dyin'
Lyin' in gore
Darling, aww
What you cryin' for?
Did somebody break your diamond sword?
I'm the volatilest sort
What a violent force
That'll frighten Spartans
Hark and hear Leonidas talk
When he sees me
"Tonight we dine indoors!"
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singin' this bloody
Tune tune tune
It's gonna make my brain go
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singin' this bloody
Tune tune tune
It's official
A ballistic missile
Couldn't get this result
I blow through stone
Like a six foot chisel
So you'd better shiver
When you hear that sizzle
Fo shizzle
Take a listen
It's a premonition
Of my mission
Death by demolition
If I don't come home
There's a sign in my kitchen
To describe why I'm missin'
'Gone fission'
White hot raps
I got stacks
Sometimes when I die
I drop tracks
I got a lot
Ocelot
Fight off cats
If I'm feeling nice
Then I might not... blast
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singin' this bloody
Tune tune tune
It's gonna make my brain go
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singin' this bloody
Tune tune tune
My hobbies and interests include going
Boom Boom Boom
Minecraft's grim reaper
Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda
I'm not a creature
That'll eat you
But I'll leave you petrified
Peter, remind peeps
Of Minesweeper
Clickin' on a brick
Then you die in the deep
I'll find your mine
I'm a mind reader
Now the mine is mine
It's finders keepers
"O hai, I'm a Creeper
So nice, nice to meet you
Is that the time?
It's time to leave
And tick, tock, tick, tock"
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singin' this bloody
Tune tune tune
It's gonna make my brain go
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singin' this bloody
Tune tune tune
I do what I wanna
Move aside, Mama
Tick tick
I'm a suicide bomber
I take control
Then I'm gonna
Leave a gaping hole
Belladonna
That'll take its toll
When I'm on a quest to invade
Detonate your soul
Fizz like a lemonade then blow
So you'd better stay indoors
Or I'll find your mine
When you're minin' ore
You'll be dyin'
Lyin' in gore
Darling, aww
What you cryin' for?
Did somebody break your diamond sword?
I'm the volatilest sort
What a violent force
That'll frighten Spartans
Hark and hear Leonidas talk
When he sees me
"Tonight we dine indoors!"
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singin' this bloody
Tune tune tune
It's gonna make my brain go
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singin' this bloody
Tune tune tune
It's official
A ballistic missile
Couldn't get this result
I blow through stone
Like a six foot chisel
So you'd better shiver
When you hear that sizzle
Fo shizzle
Take a listen
It's a premonition
Of my mission
Death by demolition
If I don't come home
There's a sign in my kitchen
To describe why I'm missin'
'Gone fission'
White hot raps
I got stacks
Sometimes when I die
I drop tracks
I got a lot
Ocelot
Fight off cats
If I'm feeling nice
Then I might not... blast
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singin' this bloody
Tune tune tune
It's gonna make my brain go
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singin' this bloody
Tune tune tune
My hobbies and interests include going
Boom Boom Boom
Gears Of War lyrics - Dan Bull
Emergence day emergency, thunder sounded
And a hundred thousand locust rose up from underground
The invasion managed to create a manic state of panic
They did damage and it made a devestated planet
Today was savage, the latest in a spate of clashes
Between invader and remains of man that came from ashes
See Marcus Fenix in Jacinto penitentiary
Dominic Santiago enters then he sets him free
To defend against the horde he brought all sorts of awesome weaponry
Bring all your forces forward, your corpser's dead to me
Him and Dom find Kim and Carmine and together they took
A look around for Alpha Squad to get the resonator
A sniper snipes Carmine right in the head and later
They catch the Cole Train and press on the accelerator
Seeders block the transmission, nearly stopped the damn mission
Is that the Hammer of Dawn that Dom is brandishing?
Every soldier's ambition is to fire one, a line of lightning
Striking right in from the sky, you're gone
Look, there's Baird and a couple of redshirts, hmm
I wonder which one of them will be dead first?
It can't be Kim, can it? that man's put in the legwork
Ooh, feckin' heck, I bet his bloody head hurt!
Now Fenix has seen this and he's pissed in extremist
But needs to just retreat quick lest he gets in deep shit
It's certainly evident he is ready to burn an effigy
But there is a mercenary berzerker lurking in the murk of every turn you step in
One of the perks of military work is getting to murder every enemy ever so cleverly
With the heaviest weaponry
[Chorus:]
BOOM! HOOAH! We are the Gears of War
Come on and ask us what the motherfuck we're here for!
BOOM! HOOAH!
We are the Gears of War
Come on and ask us what the motherfuck we're here for!
As the planet plummets ever further into instability
The Gears receive a missive of massive responsibility
To take the resonator, in the face of all futility
And place it in the lethiaimulsion facility
Their aim is to make it to the makeshift bunker
The place where the stranded stay and take this junker
The stranded Franklin says that they can take the tank
But in exchange Cole and Baird must stay to aid the camp
So Dom and Marcus then head off into the darkness
They'll probably end up carcasses, but soldier on regardless
They watch the light and dodge the night using skill
Co-op, cunning and guile style to fight through the kryll
This type of thing takes balls, call it castration
Finally they make it through the horde toward the gas station
It's not quite right the way they use the spotlight
Nah, that kind of ingenuity is fricking godlike
Turning the torch on them, burning and scorching them
Arriving at the fort in time to support the slaughtering
Shoot the guys that aren't human, target neutralised
This brutal life will leave your psyche scarred and brutalised
[Chorus:]
BOOM! HOOAH! We are the Gears of War
Come on and ask us what the motherfuck we're here for!
BOOM! HOOAH!
We are the Gears of War
Come on and ask us what the motherfuck we're here for!
With the mining facility in literal proximity
Their ride begins to give off signs of critical toxicity
It's like a syzygy between their fate and electricity
They're lucky the place has pedestrian accessibility
This utility is a subterranean fortress
So they fought hordes til they're deader than this corpser's corpse is
If it's the belly of the beast, the neck's an elevator
It'll need some rennie when they detonate the resonator
The situation's escelating so they'd better get away
The locust horde are gonna have to call a decorator
Ready to let it blow, they can clear the mess up later
But computer says "no, I couldn't get the data"
It's late in the day to call up technical support
But they've already put in far too much effort to abort
But thankfully Baird appears to be somewhat prepared
He found a map and plus just happens to have got it there
He's a proper COG, look at his goggles, hair, and general masculinity
That should be bottled, yeah
There'd be romance between us if he never had a penis
And anyway, his sights are set on finding Adam Fenix
One of the staff of the east barricade academy is-
As well as being Marcus's dad- an apparent genius
So they start for his lab with only half of the manpower they had
These COGs have gotta be mad
[Chorus:]
BOOM! HOOAH! We are the Gears of War
Come on and ask us what the motherfuck we're here for!
BOOM! HOOAH!
We are the Gears of War
Come on and ask us what the motherfuck we're here for!
Humanity's panicking there's nobody left to save them
But wait - the COGs are dropping from the sky inside a raven
The finest specimens of homosapiens anatomy
Collectively heading to the east barricade academy
Their aim's to get rid of an alien supremacist
Go back to genesis but - hang on, there's a.. nemacyst
It's gone and shot them with spores, the chopper is lost
The situation's getting proper debauched
It started bad enough but now it's snowballed
They have to battle their way back into the mansion like Toad Hall
Which is a load more difficult than ABC
But luckily they see an APC, but it's DOA, see?
This is just their luck, so Baird and Cole get to business fixing up their truck
They need to bolt quick, as if they bust a nut and blustered right into the middle
Of a clusterfuck, while this is happening there's battling inside the mansion
Marcus regrets bringing his work home like Bryan Cranston
This is a right branston pickle, who'll provide the answers?
While the science is downloading we rely on lancers
It's time to pack your bags tighten up your do-rag
A futuristic 2Pac in a feudalistic gulag
New tactic - taking flight from the pursuit of this big Brumak
The damage is higher than the avarage price is of a new Mac
[Chorus:]
BOOM! HOOAH! We are the Gears of War
Come on and ask us what the motherfuck we're here for!
BOOM! HOOAH!
We are the Gears of War
Come on and ask us what the motherfuck we're here for!
Now, act five, an act of desperation
There's a cold train coming so they head to the station
They never had the patience for a first class pass
Besides, that carriage is reserved to carry the light mass
Pulses racing, they will need to bypass the whole bloody station
To survive upon the right track
Marcus and Dom get on with Cole and Baird behind
Crap, the final chapter's not designed to happen like that!
It's time to strike back
General RAAM is going down shafted like Skywalker's right arm
Marcus sees the train is heading straight into a ridge
So he sets the light mass off and takes it to the bridge
Engine, engine, general RAAM
How do you like that light mass bomb?
When that train goes off the track
Sssskrak-a-rakk-a-rrrakkacratch one grub
BOOM, shake shake shake the room
BOOM, shake shake shake the room
BOOM, shake shake shake the room
Tick, tick, tick, boom
[Chorus:]
BOOM! HOOAH! We are the Gears of War
Come on and ask us what the motherfuck we're here for!
BOOM! HOOAH!
We are the Gears of War
Come on and ask us what the motherfuck we're here for!
Starbound lyrics - Dan Bull
[Verse 1:]
I'm stranded in space
So I place my hands on my face
Did you guess
This isn't a situation I can handle with grace?
Nevertheless, Dan's on the case
And I never pander to tastes
In case they change like the range of animals and plants in this place
I've visited all different corners of the Galaxy
There isn't any flora and fauna that I haven't seen
I'm interplanetary
Always in thrall of the random scenes
Tangerines
Dreams
You'll never see such things in your National Geographic magazine
Grab a bit of cobblestone
Carry it and hobble home
Boulders on my shoulders and I'm sorry for my collarbone
But I've got to build a model home
I don't want it to be monochrome
Colours light my life when I'm on my own
If I can't craft with it, I don't want to know
I don't want to, no
Oh, what a homophone
[Hook:]
Starbound son
Beam me down
I am a Starbound son
Leave me now
Starbound son
Beam me down
I am a Starbound son
Leave me now
[Verse 2:]
I'm a hip hopper
Got a disk in my shiplocker
Might be fly, swap a wing for a pig trotter
Tick tock
Plot thickening to get hotter
Planet calling Daniel, I think I need an ink blotter
You're full of gas like a Novakid
Aww, did I make you sad?
Well I hope I did
I'm cooking up a plan and I'm about to blow the lid
Although there's nothing in the pan so don't open it
So hungry
So hungry
I'm in a hurry to put something in my tummy
So hungry
I'm so hungry
I'm in a hurry to put something in my tummy
Yummy
Brineapple pie, Neonmelon and a Pineapple
Pine for a Coralcreep
Curry
Curry
I'm so hungry
I'm in a hurry to put something in my tummy
[Hook:]
Starbound son
Beam me down
I am a Starbound son
Leave me now
Starbound son
Beam me down
I am a Starbound son
Leave me now
[Verse 3:]
I need to explore
I've got an aching feeling, the call:
The Universe is waiting
This is a race for the mineral and ore
Love the thrill of the chase so I'm winning in the war
Love Dreadwing Penguin
I pin him to the floor with a minimum of effort
Then I'm ready for some more
I need to explore
I've got an aching feeling, the call:
The Universe is waiting
Every Galaxy is a snowflake
Floating in the sky like an island, no fake
This is a fact; it's actual
Zoom in and in and in
And interact with the fractal
Every snowflake is a Galaxy
Floating in the sky like an eye looking back at me
This is a fact; it's actual
Zoom in and in and in
And interact with the fractal
[Hook:]
Starbound son
Beam me down
I am a Starbound son
Leave me now
Starbound son
Beam me down
I am a Starbound son
Leave me now
I'm stranded in space
So I place my hands on my face
Did you guess
This isn't a situation I can handle with grace?
Nevertheless, Dan's on the case
And I never pander to tastes
In case they change like the range of animals and plants in this place
I've visited all different corners of the Galaxy
There isn't any flora and fauna that I haven't seen
I'm interplanetary
Always in thrall of the random scenes
Tangerines
Dreams
You'll never see such things in your National Geographic magazine
Grab a bit of cobblestone
Carry it and hobble home
Boulders on my shoulders and I'm sorry for my collarbone
But I've got to build a model home
I don't want it to be monochrome
Colours light my life when I'm on my own
If I can't craft with it, I don't want to know
I don't want to, no
Oh, what a homophone
[Hook:]
Starbound son
Beam me down
I am a Starbound son
Leave me now
Starbound son
Beam me down
I am a Starbound son
Leave me now
[Verse 2:]
I'm a hip hopper
Got a disk in my shiplocker
Might be fly, swap a wing for a pig trotter
Tick tock
Plot thickening to get hotter
Planet calling Daniel, I think I need an ink blotter
You're full of gas like a Novakid
Aww, did I make you sad?
Well I hope I did
I'm cooking up a plan and I'm about to blow the lid
Although there's nothing in the pan so don't open it
So hungry
So hungry
I'm in a hurry to put something in my tummy
So hungry
I'm so hungry
I'm in a hurry to put something in my tummy
Yummy
Brineapple pie, Neonmelon and a Pineapple
Pine for a Coralcreep
Curry
Curry
I'm so hungry
I'm in a hurry to put something in my tummy
[Hook:]
Starbound son
Beam me down
I am a Starbound son
Leave me now
Starbound son
Beam me down
I am a Starbound son
Leave me now
[Verse 3:]
I need to explore
I've got an aching feeling, the call:
The Universe is waiting
This is a race for the mineral and ore
Love the thrill of the chase so I'm winning in the war
Love Dreadwing Penguin
I pin him to the floor with a minimum of effort
Then I'm ready for some more
I need to explore
I've got an aching feeling, the call:
The Universe is waiting
Every Galaxy is a snowflake
Floating in the sky like an island, no fake
This is a fact; it's actual
Zoom in and in and in
And interact with the fractal
Every snowflake is a Galaxy
Floating in the sky like an eye looking back at me
This is a fact; it's actual
Zoom in and in and in
And interact with the fractal
[Hook:]
Starbound son
Beam me down
I am a Starbound son
Leave me now
Starbound son
Beam me down
I am a Starbound son
Leave me now
Titan Quest lyrics - Dan Bull
Ah, greetings young soldier
Come, join by the fire
And let me regale you with tales of
What the fuck is cracking
We're in an ancient time, we face an ancient threat
Civilisation's never dream this kind of danger yet
Historians are self-assured but they forget the daily tribulations
Of the cases from the place and age who met
Mythological creatures with the oddest of features
At this moment there's no place fricking horrid as Greece is
Until I cross the seas to Egypt and see that
When they say they've got a problem, they really mean it
For Prometheus, it seems that getting me's the easiest
Way they could alleviate the evil that is bleeding us
But I'm one of leagues of heroes, you best believe in us
It takes every drop of faith to battle evil thus
I tackled hell fire, to travel to Delphi
And fight what I find from Jackalmen to Telkines
I leave at least ten beastmen deceased, dead
Each second, 'cause I reckon they don't really even need breath
I cleave heads like a watermelon before telling a Merchant
Whatever he still hasn't bought, I'm selling
I've got to get the loot, the best produced
So I look fricking godlike whenever I'm next to you
From Greece to China, you'll never see a finer sort
I keep a pile of horns of Minotaurs and Gorgon Queens' vaginal walls
Purely for the reason that I coul arrive at home
And write and then recite this vile rhyme for y'all
I never meant to babble on but when I get to Babylon
I'm still only part way on the hard path I travel on
You won't find a travelodge here in the wilderness
The plans are just as dangerous as every building is
Filled with a selection of enemies to be killed
And it's down to you how you choose skills that you will kill them with
Are you built like a brick shit house or is using spells more a soothing sound?
Ensure you're choosing well
I'm felling skeletons as if I'm an elephant
Then a second later I'm repelling them with elegance
They're in the closet and I'm burying the evidence
I call the force of nature, every one of the four elements
I've been through countless winters, heat that'd burn hell to cinders
Just to lead me now to the heaving mound at Mount Olympus
I climb and shout "Oi, come out now and fight the best
Mortal to walk tall the final bout of Titan Quest"
Bars
Now, you may think these are the ramblings of a drunked old soldier
And you'd probably be right but when the shit hits the fan
Whatever a fan is, don't say I didn't warn you
Come, join by the fire
And let me regale you with tales of
What the fuck is cracking
We're in an ancient time, we face an ancient threat
Civilisation's never dream this kind of danger yet
Historians are self-assured but they forget the daily tribulations
Of the cases from the place and age who met
Mythological creatures with the oddest of features
At this moment there's no place fricking horrid as Greece is
Until I cross the seas to Egypt and see that
When they say they've got a problem, they really mean it
For Prometheus, it seems that getting me's the easiest
Way they could alleviate the evil that is bleeding us
But I'm one of leagues of heroes, you best believe in us
It takes every drop of faith to battle evil thus
I tackled hell fire, to travel to Delphi
And fight what I find from Jackalmen to Telkines
I leave at least ten beastmen deceased, dead
Each second, 'cause I reckon they don't really even need breath
I cleave heads like a watermelon before telling a Merchant
Whatever he still hasn't bought, I'm selling
I've got to get the loot, the best produced
So I look fricking godlike whenever I'm next to you
From Greece to China, you'll never see a finer sort
I keep a pile of horns of Minotaurs and Gorgon Queens' vaginal walls
Purely for the reason that I coul arrive at home
And write and then recite this vile rhyme for y'all
I never meant to babble on but when I get to Babylon
I'm still only part way on the hard path I travel on
You won't find a travelodge here in the wilderness
The plans are just as dangerous as every building is
Filled with a selection of enemies to be killed
And it's down to you how you choose skills that you will kill them with
Are you built like a brick shit house or is using spells more a soothing sound?
Ensure you're choosing well
I'm felling skeletons as if I'm an elephant
Then a second later I'm repelling them with elegance
They're in the closet and I'm burying the evidence
I call the force of nature, every one of the four elements
I've been through countless winters, heat that'd burn hell to cinders
Just to lead me now to the heaving mound at Mount Olympus
I climb and shout "Oi, come out now and fight the best
Mortal to walk tall the final bout of Titan Quest"
Bars
Now, you may think these are the ramblings of a drunked old soldier
And you'd probably be right but when the shit hits the fan
Whatever a fan is, don't say I didn't warn you
The Daggerfall Covenant lyrics - Dan Bull
[Verse 1:]
It’s the dawn of the Second Era, war is getting nearer
Former enemies get together form a better, clearer
Bigger force of Bretons, Orcs and Redguards
To fill hearts with dread and leave seas of heads scarred
The Bretons are the Westerners that trek the depth and breadth
Of Tamriel through Hammerfell ‘til we have dealt with every pestilence
In essence, Bretons are the sages of the lessons in the pages
Of the Ancient Books, the weapons of the mages
Respected through the ages as professional and gracious
Due to dressing in the raiments of the excellentest tailors
The Gift of Magnus give us bags of extra Magicka
So many spells you’d have a hella job to add it up
We swear fealty to High King Emeric
And anybody that doesn’t is going to get a haemorrhage
So pour a beverage, and hold it up high
Promise to serve the Covenant even if we must die
No other government is running us; we’re warriors
They cannot worry us; we do not know what worry is
From the humblest man to the baddest Lord
Raise our hands up with the flags and let the dagger fall
[Hook:]
Let the dagger fall
Let the dagger fall
Deep, and true, and you can have it all
Let the dagger fall
Let the dagger fall
True, and deep, and we can have it all
[Verse 2:]
We are the Orsimer, nobody’s awesomer
War’s in our blood, while yours never poured thinner
Spilling warm innards on the floor in a small inn
And eat poor little paupers up, for dinner
Pick up the porter and pour in some more liquor
Raw ichor, getting slaughtered’ll leave you
All with a little bit more than a sore liver
You’ve no more hope than a small glimmer
Your Lord’s never ever going to forgive us
Whether Lawgivers or sinners
We are warring for a cause and we fought it with the force
Of a horse with the balls of a pure winner
Blacksmiths, axes, add it to the axis
Of actual madness you’re going to get whacked with
From the humblest man to the Dragonborn
Raise our hands up with the flags and let the dagger fall
[Hook:]
Let the dagger fall
Let the dagger fall
Deep, and true, and you can have it all
Let the dagger fall
Let the dagger fall
True, and deep, and we can have it all
[Verse 3:]
See the dagger fall after the hammer fell
Plan a parry and it is apparent that your plan’ll fail
From Sentinel, our power’s spanning all of Tamriel
In every race’s annals, tales of our battles sail
Over moats and castles; vales, overdose on powerful ale
For we shall regale you with how we’re tough as dragonscale
Then hit you right on the head like a hammered nail
Breathtaking so don’t forget you can inhale
Stacked physiques, we’re athletes in wrapped sheets
From a land of vast heat, our rap sheets
Are longer than an Abecean Anvil back street
Fact: we eat bread and the crust, and thus we be incredibly buff
But it’s never enough, we never let muscles or metal descend into rust
So anyone coming and messing with us is getting rebuffed, offended and cussed
Then we have push with the adrenaline rush
We leave our enemies crushed with every thrust
So you’d better be hushed lest you end up as dust
Forward for Daggerfall!
[Hook:]
Let the dagger fall
Let the dagger fall
Deep, and true, and you can have it all
Let the dagger fall
Let the dagger fall
True, and deep, and we can have it all
Let the dagger fall
Let the dagger fall
Deep, and true, and you can have it all
Let the dagger fall
Let the dagger fall
True, and deep, and we can have it all
It’s the dawn of the Second Era, war is getting nearer
Former enemies get together form a better, clearer
Bigger force of Bretons, Orcs and Redguards
To fill hearts with dread and leave seas of heads scarred
The Bretons are the Westerners that trek the depth and breadth
Of Tamriel through Hammerfell ‘til we have dealt with every pestilence
In essence, Bretons are the sages of the lessons in the pages
Of the Ancient Books, the weapons of the mages
Respected through the ages as professional and gracious
Due to dressing in the raiments of the excellentest tailors
The Gift of Magnus give us bags of extra Magicka
So many spells you’d have a hella job to add it up
We swear fealty to High King Emeric
And anybody that doesn’t is going to get a haemorrhage
So pour a beverage, and hold it up high
Promise to serve the Covenant even if we must die
No other government is running us; we’re warriors
They cannot worry us; we do not know what worry is
From the humblest man to the baddest Lord
Raise our hands up with the flags and let the dagger fall
[Hook:]
Let the dagger fall
Let the dagger fall
Deep, and true, and you can have it all
Let the dagger fall
Let the dagger fall
True, and deep, and we can have it all
[Verse 2:]
We are the Orsimer, nobody’s awesomer
War’s in our blood, while yours never poured thinner
Spilling warm innards on the floor in a small inn
And eat poor little paupers up, for dinner
Pick up the porter and pour in some more liquor
Raw ichor, getting slaughtered’ll leave you
All with a little bit more than a sore liver
You’ve no more hope than a small glimmer
Your Lord’s never ever going to forgive us
Whether Lawgivers or sinners
We are warring for a cause and we fought it with the force
Of a horse with the balls of a pure winner
Blacksmiths, axes, add it to the axis
Of actual madness you’re going to get whacked with
From the humblest man to the Dragonborn
Raise our hands up with the flags and let the dagger fall
[Hook:]
Let the dagger fall
Let the dagger fall
Deep, and true, and you can have it all
Let the dagger fall
Let the dagger fall
True, and deep, and we can have it all
[Verse 3:]
See the dagger fall after the hammer fell
Plan a parry and it is apparent that your plan’ll fail
From Sentinel, our power’s spanning all of Tamriel
In every race’s annals, tales of our battles sail
Over moats and castles; vales, overdose on powerful ale
For we shall regale you with how we’re tough as dragonscale
Then hit you right on the head like a hammered nail
Breathtaking so don’t forget you can inhale
Stacked physiques, we’re athletes in wrapped sheets
From a land of vast heat, our rap sheets
Are longer than an Abecean Anvil back street
Fact: we eat bread and the crust, and thus we be incredibly buff
But it’s never enough, we never let muscles or metal descend into rust
So anyone coming and messing with us is getting rebuffed, offended and cussed
Then we have push with the adrenaline rush
We leave our enemies crushed with every thrust
So you’d better be hushed lest you end up as dust
Forward for Daggerfall!
[Hook:]
Let the dagger fall
Let the dagger fall
Deep, and true, and you can have it all
Let the dagger fall
Let the dagger fall
True, and deep, and we can have it all
Let the dagger fall
Let the dagger fall
Deep, and true, and you can have it all
Let the dagger fall
Let the dagger fall
True, and deep, and we can have it all
The Ebonheart Pact lyrics - Dan Bull
[Verse 1:]
From Black Marsh, we are Argonians
Other breeds act harsh, treat us as lowly ‘uns
We’ve been cursed, trodden into the dirt
So we developed a thick skin, there’s little can hurt us
And when it does, we’re the best at Restoration
Quick to mend, assist a friend to get to destinations
Never raise voices, forever stay moist
In the everglade place, we settled and made choices
Never been considered as a master race
But then we’re quick to switch and adapt to change
It isn’t an idiom when we say we’re amphibian
Fill a ditch with a bit of liquid and we live in them
There’s no bigger mystery than our history
Shrouded under visions in the shadow of the Hist tree
We’re pale, vicious, what ails you, we resist
Witness our tails flick as we hail Sithis
[Hook:]
So never start spats with the Ebonheart Pact
Or you’ll never ever, ever get your severed arm back
Whether you are governed by your head or heart that
Is irrelevant when battling the Ebonheart Pact
I said never start spats with the Ebonheart Pact
Or you’ll never ever, ever get your severed arm back
Whether you are governed by your head or heart that
Is irrelevant when battling the Ebonheart Pact
[Verse 2:]
We are the Dark Elves, tackle every task well
Nobody can casts spells quite as well as ourselves
Breaking through your hard shells, taking you to half health
The greatest of the fables and the tales that the bard tells
We’re in pursuit of a higher truth
And we’ll chase it through flames, that’s why they made us fireproof
Some say we’re quite aloof but our race just might produce
The one to execute the Daedra and tie the noose
Nothing’ll touch you just as tragic as Destruction magic
Ramp it up to maximum then cast to make you rushed and panicked
Crushed and damaged, this isn’t just an anecdote
Our mana flows up so savage
We’ll leave your head pounding, leaking like a fountain
Blood coming down like lava from the Red Mountain
To underestimate the Dunmer’s a direct mistake
You’ll be torn asunder, plundered and then left to fate
[Hook:]
So never start spats with the Ebonheart Pact
Or you’ll never ever, ever get your severed arm back
Whether you are governed by your head or heart that
Is irrelevant when battling the Ebonheart Pact
I said never start spats with the Ebonheart Pact
Or you’ll never ever, ever get your severed arm back
Whether you are governed by your head or heart that
Is irrelevant when battling the Ebonheart Pact
[Verse 3:]
We are the Nords, we’re bringing hordes
Banging on the big drums to ringing chords
Singing war choruses, swinging swords
Killing all sorts of Orcs and winning wars
In the beginning was a civil war in the north
Land of Atmora, the warlord Ysgramor
Brought us to the shores of an old cold continent
Confident we’d conquer it, we conquered it with confidence
Skyrim was ours now, as it shall ever be
For we are the fiercest warriors you’ll ever see
With our two-handed weapon expertise
We’re rugged and robust, you look featherweight next to these
Combat’s a long-lasting state of ecstasy
Bring any weapon that you want, you’ll never get the best of me
No-one but the Eight Divines could ever set my destiny
Many men have tried it, now many rest in peace
[Hook:]
So never start spats with the Ebonheart Pact
Or you’ll never ever, ever get your severed arm back
Whether you are governed by your head or heart that
Is irrelevant when battling the Ebonheart Pact
I said never start spats with the Ebonheart Pact
Or you’ll never ever, ever get your severed arm back
Whether you are governed by your head or heart that
Is irrelevant when battling the Ebonheart Pact
[Outro:]
No-one but the Eight Divines could ever set my destiny
Many men have tried it, now many rest in peace
No-one but the Eight Divines could ever set my destiny
Many men have tried it, now many rest in peace
From Black Marsh, we are Argonians
Other breeds act harsh, treat us as lowly ‘uns
We’ve been cursed, trodden into the dirt
So we developed a thick skin, there’s little can hurt us
And when it does, we’re the best at Restoration
Quick to mend, assist a friend to get to destinations
Never raise voices, forever stay moist
In the everglade place, we settled and made choices
Never been considered as a master race
But then we’re quick to switch and adapt to change
It isn’t an idiom when we say we’re amphibian
Fill a ditch with a bit of liquid and we live in them
There’s no bigger mystery than our history
Shrouded under visions in the shadow of the Hist tree
We’re pale, vicious, what ails you, we resist
Witness our tails flick as we hail Sithis
[Hook:]
So never start spats with the Ebonheart Pact
Or you’ll never ever, ever get your severed arm back
Whether you are governed by your head or heart that
Is irrelevant when battling the Ebonheart Pact
I said never start spats with the Ebonheart Pact
Or you’ll never ever, ever get your severed arm back
Whether you are governed by your head or heart that
Is irrelevant when battling the Ebonheart Pact
[Verse 2:]
We are the Dark Elves, tackle every task well
Nobody can casts spells quite as well as ourselves
Breaking through your hard shells, taking you to half health
The greatest of the fables and the tales that the bard tells
We’re in pursuit of a higher truth
And we’ll chase it through flames, that’s why they made us fireproof
Some say we’re quite aloof but our race just might produce
The one to execute the Daedra and tie the noose
Nothing’ll touch you just as tragic as Destruction magic
Ramp it up to maximum then cast to make you rushed and panicked
Crushed and damaged, this isn’t just an anecdote
Our mana flows up so savage
We’ll leave your head pounding, leaking like a fountain
Blood coming down like lava from the Red Mountain
To underestimate the Dunmer’s a direct mistake
You’ll be torn asunder, plundered and then left to fate
[Hook:]
So never start spats with the Ebonheart Pact
Or you’ll never ever, ever get your severed arm back
Whether you are governed by your head or heart that
Is irrelevant when battling the Ebonheart Pact
I said never start spats with the Ebonheart Pact
Or you’ll never ever, ever get your severed arm back
Whether you are governed by your head or heart that
Is irrelevant when battling the Ebonheart Pact
[Verse 3:]
We are the Nords, we’re bringing hordes
Banging on the big drums to ringing chords
Singing war choruses, swinging swords
Killing all sorts of Orcs and winning wars
In the beginning was a civil war in the north
Land of Atmora, the warlord Ysgramor
Brought us to the shores of an old cold continent
Confident we’d conquer it, we conquered it with confidence
Skyrim was ours now, as it shall ever be
For we are the fiercest warriors you’ll ever see
With our two-handed weapon expertise
We’re rugged and robust, you look featherweight next to these
Combat’s a long-lasting state of ecstasy
Bring any weapon that you want, you’ll never get the best of me
No-one but the Eight Divines could ever set my destiny
Many men have tried it, now many rest in peace
[Hook:]
So never start spats with the Ebonheart Pact
Or you’ll never ever, ever get your severed arm back
Whether you are governed by your head or heart that
Is irrelevant when battling the Ebonheart Pact
I said never start spats with the Ebonheart Pact
Or you’ll never ever, ever get your severed arm back
Whether you are governed by your head or heart that
Is irrelevant when battling the Ebonheart Pact
[Outro:]
No-one but the Eight Divines could ever set my destiny
Many men have tried it, now many rest in peace
No-one but the Eight Divines could ever set my destiny
Many men have tried it, now many rest in peace
The Aldmeri Dominion lyrics - Dan Bull
[Dan Bull:]
We are the Khajit, the elite sneak thief
Concealing the secrets that we each keep
With the leanest of feet and the meanest of teeth
We can clean out your keeps in just three minutes each
So that means if you need something stealing
Then really you need to just leave it to me : the Khajit
Look it up, Skooma's the new drug and cooking it up
We produce it with moon sugar, it'll soon soothe your troubles
As you just succumb to the tune of the drums and the lutes
As they hum and they hoot and they strum and they shoot
With the stars, under the blue of the moons
As we run on the rooves through ruins and roots
We are ruling the roost robbing rubies and runes
You will rue being rude when you reach our lair
And you'll kneel at the throne of the prince of Elsweyr
[Chorus:]
Our opinion's the dominion is a kingdom that'll bring Nirn
To ascendance with a vengeance, not dependent on a thing, no
[Dan Bull:]
We're wood elves, what else?
Wood houses are where we delve and we dwell in the dells
Some seldom would doubt if you touch our trees
You'll be held to account
Down for the count down under the canopy
What now for you? Well, you're becoming a canapé
See, we eat each other, we're cannibalistic
And it's a compliment if you should call us animalistic
We're symbiotic with the living things we live with
Resist affliction, Vigor, lead the leaves and lift spirits
These forests will remain forever Bosmer
Real archers in the woods, never mention Kevin Costner
I tote a bow that no-one else could aim as good
So don't claim you could
Or I'll make acquainted, feather, brain and wood
Made of Aldmeri blood, the place we hail from, Valenwood
We came and took our native place and greatly raised it up
[Chorus]
[Dan Bull:]
Yeah, be quiet now, we're the high elves
We're tall enough to take things off really high shelves
We do the bidding of the scrolls of praxis
You'll find us casting magic over holding axes
Exalted and thin with golden tanned skin
Behold the aristocratic and magnaminous grand kin
Descended from the deities so say your prayers please
We've agents every place, increase the range Ayren sees
Clearly superior in whatever area we dare to appear in
There ain't a better Mer here, the more the merrier
So where are your men when you need them?
They see us and flee, fled in terror
You'll wish you wielded just some of that style
When we use the common tongue to summon that bile
If you come and get vile in the summerset isle
Then I'ma set fire to your bum and get wild
[Chorus]
We are the Khajit, the elite sneak thief
Concealing the secrets that we each keep
With the leanest of feet and the meanest of teeth
We can clean out your keeps in just three minutes each
So that means if you need something stealing
Then really you need to just leave it to me : the Khajit
Look it up, Skooma's the new drug and cooking it up
We produce it with moon sugar, it'll soon soothe your troubles
As you just succumb to the tune of the drums and the lutes
As they hum and they hoot and they strum and they shoot
With the stars, under the blue of the moons
As we run on the rooves through ruins and roots
We are ruling the roost robbing rubies and runes
You will rue being rude when you reach our lair
And you'll kneel at the throne of the prince of Elsweyr
[Chorus:]
Our opinion's the dominion is a kingdom that'll bring Nirn
To ascendance with a vengeance, not dependent on a thing, no
[Dan Bull:]
We're wood elves, what else?
Wood houses are where we delve and we dwell in the dells
Some seldom would doubt if you touch our trees
You'll be held to account
Down for the count down under the canopy
What now for you? Well, you're becoming a canapé
See, we eat each other, we're cannibalistic
And it's a compliment if you should call us animalistic
We're symbiotic with the living things we live with
Resist affliction, Vigor, lead the leaves and lift spirits
These forests will remain forever Bosmer
Real archers in the woods, never mention Kevin Costner
I tote a bow that no-one else could aim as good
So don't claim you could
Or I'll make acquainted, feather, brain and wood
Made of Aldmeri blood, the place we hail from, Valenwood
We came and took our native place and greatly raised it up
[Chorus]
[Dan Bull:]
Yeah, be quiet now, we're the high elves
We're tall enough to take things off really high shelves
We do the bidding of the scrolls of praxis
You'll find us casting magic over holding axes
Exalted and thin with golden tanned skin
Behold the aristocratic and magnaminous grand kin
Descended from the deities so say your prayers please
We've agents every place, increase the range Ayren sees
Clearly superior in whatever area we dare to appear in
There ain't a better Mer here, the more the merrier
So where are your men when you need them?
They see us and flee, fled in terror
You'll wish you wielded just some of that style
When we use the common tongue to summon that bile
If you come and get vile in the summerset isle
Then I'ma set fire to your bum and get wild
[Chorus]
Brothers lyrics - Dan Bull
[Verse 1:]
A distant district full of mystery
A kid with history
He lost his mother in the sea
And thus he missed her deeply
What a disastrous event
He's not going to let it happen again
Whether dragons or men
He's battling them
To protect his family
Prevent the tragedy happening again
But the chances are stacking against it
His dad has collapsed
He's had an attack
And that's going to test his friendship
With his brother
They grab the barrow and drag it
To one of the medicine men quick
The medic is hesitant
It's evident this will need better than lemsip
It's time for the siblings to set aside their quibblings
In favour of the big things and stride with all their might
Until they find the tree of life whose leaves provide a healing liquid
The quicker they fly, the quicker they might
Relieve their father's sickness
[Chorus:]
Brothers A Tale of Two Sons [4x]
[Verse 2:]
The family bond will have to be strong
If they're going to take calamity on
Collaborate, co-operate
Co-ordinating, carrying on
Challenges, allergies, tragedies, maladies
Neither or either of them are a fan of these
No reprieve for a breather, It's anarchy
Don't know where we would be without family
These brothers need mothers
Like they need each other
One of them to man the oars
The other one to be the rudder
Whether covered in blood or mud
The blood runs deep
Deep as the allegiance these loved ones keep
It guards you while you sleep
Holds back the darkness
Cold as a carcass
With soul black and heartless
But there's something it can't touch
And that's fraternity
Try as you might to break
It last for an eternity
[Chorus:]
Brothers A Tale of Two Sons [4x]
[Verse 3:]
I'm lost without him
A moth without wings
It's like I lost a limb
My arms are crossed without him
Cross my heart
My heart is crushed without him
I'd cross the mountain tops
A thousand times again to bring him back
But I can't
No matter just how much I'm shouting
I'm drowning
The current pulls me down
There's no one else so much as helping
What woud my brother do?
Haven't got a clue
But I feel a fire that burns in me
And lifts me, It's fraternity
Try as you might to break it
It lasts for an eternity
Yes, there's something you can't crush
And that's fraternity
A distant district full of mystery
A kid with history
He lost his mother in the sea
And thus he missed her deeply
What a disastrous event
He's not going to let it happen again
Whether dragons or men
He's battling them
To protect his family
Prevent the tragedy happening again
But the chances are stacking against it
His dad has collapsed
He's had an attack
And that's going to test his friendship
With his brother
They grab the barrow and drag it
To one of the medicine men quick
The medic is hesitant
It's evident this will need better than lemsip
It's time for the siblings to set aside their quibblings
In favour of the big things and stride with all their might
Until they find the tree of life whose leaves provide a healing liquid
The quicker they fly, the quicker they might
Relieve their father's sickness
[Chorus:]
Brothers A Tale of Two Sons [4x]
[Verse 2:]
The family bond will have to be strong
If they're going to take calamity on
Collaborate, co-operate
Co-ordinating, carrying on
Challenges, allergies, tragedies, maladies
Neither or either of them are a fan of these
No reprieve for a breather, It's anarchy
Don't know where we would be without family
These brothers need mothers
Like they need each other
One of them to man the oars
The other one to be the rudder
Whether covered in blood or mud
The blood runs deep
Deep as the allegiance these loved ones keep
It guards you while you sleep
Holds back the darkness
Cold as a carcass
With soul black and heartless
But there's something it can't touch
And that's fraternity
Try as you might to break
It last for an eternity
[Chorus:]
Brothers A Tale of Two Sons [4x]
[Verse 3:]
I'm lost without him
A moth without wings
It's like I lost a limb
My arms are crossed without him
Cross my heart
My heart is crushed without him
I'd cross the mountain tops
A thousand times again to bring him back
But I can't
No matter just how much I'm shouting
I'm drowning
The current pulls me down
There's no one else so much as helping
What woud my brother do?
Haven't got a clue
But I feel a fire that burns in me
And lifts me, It's fraternity
Try as you might to break it
It lasts for an eternity
Yes, there's something you can't crush
And that's fraternity
40 Years Of Gaming lyrics - Dan Bull
[Hook:]
When gamers came along, the planet laughed at us
But this is gaming in the future and you haven't heard the last of us
Dismissing this is just an enormous fallacy
So open your mind, and let it alter your reality
Hey geeks
I bring a message from the future
There's a new revolution heading to computers
It's '73, but it won't be too long
'Til we can get the TV to play a game of Pong
But it's time to breakout of the house
The crazy days of Space Invaders await us
Arcade potatoes
Swap the shooting range
For computer games
Arcade renaissance
Pre-8-bit's blooming days
A new decade
Welcome to the 80's
Pac-Man's the latest new craze
Q*Bert's the rage
The first personal computers let loose
As Manic Miner grabs your time, and to fight is truly useless
Elite gave legions of wee little boys
A deep space region and freedom of choice
Now here comes the console
The first one sold portended an industry of dimensions untold
The birth of franchise
Mario Brothers
Donkey Kong, Monty Mole, I'd tell you the others
But, the list would go on and on
Longer than I can tell
Until the 90's when the game became handheld
Meanwhile. I bought stories of another time
And point-and-click arrived from the shores of Monkey Island
Ever want to see your chums beat right up?
Well, Daniel-san, you need to try Street Fighter
A tournament with all your buddies in your front room
Is all good until you fight online on Doom
Hijack your mind, your momma can't abide this
Night Trap might lack morals, it's a moral crisis
What are we doing to our youth?
They're shooting people
Glued to screens with superglue
Computers need to be banned when the laws broke
Ban Manhunt
Ban Grand Theft Auto
Try something musical, but if you have a sore throat
I have what you're after
Parappa the Rapper
Tomb Raider, the tune invades your brain
Get in her way and she'll make you taste the pain
A sports a game always and it's hard fact
Then a game became a sport and its name was Starcraft
Kids used to play with dolls and a house
The Sims is the same, but controlled with a mouse
Open worlds abound, but rarely 3D, hey
Until the Elder Scrolls and GTA
Wait 'til you see the scale of the monsters and bosses
That you face in Shadow of the Colossus
Things are getting bigger, more decisions, more maps
Millions of simultaneous players in Warcraft
All the people
So many people
See, your whole family can get involved in Wii Sports
And more people means more money, more flair
For big blockbusters
COD: Modern Warfare
Even more people, more freedom, more Indie games
Limbo, Fez, Super Meat Boy, Braid
Revolutionizing gameplay
A mind blast
Constructing infinite destructible worlds
Minecraft
Gaming on the telephone, yes I know it sounds absurd
Fruit Ninja, Farmville, Angry Birds
[Hook x5:]
When gamers came along, the planet laughed at us
But this is gaming in the future and you haven't heard the last of us
Dismissing this is just an enormous fallacy
So open your mind, and let it alter your reality
Gamers
The world is ours
Now, where shall we take it?
When gamers came along, the planet laughed at us
But this is gaming in the future and you haven't heard the last of us
Dismissing this is just an enormous fallacy
So open your mind, and let it alter your reality
Hey geeks
I bring a message from the future
There's a new revolution heading to computers
It's '73, but it won't be too long
'Til we can get the TV to play a game of Pong
But it's time to breakout of the house
The crazy days of Space Invaders await us
Arcade potatoes
Swap the shooting range
For computer games
Arcade renaissance
Pre-8-bit's blooming days
A new decade
Welcome to the 80's
Pac-Man's the latest new craze
Q*Bert's the rage
The first personal computers let loose
As Manic Miner grabs your time, and to fight is truly useless
Elite gave legions of wee little boys
A deep space region and freedom of choice
Now here comes the console
The first one sold portended an industry of dimensions untold
The birth of franchise
Mario Brothers
Donkey Kong, Monty Mole, I'd tell you the others
But, the list would go on and on
Longer than I can tell
Until the 90's when the game became handheld
Meanwhile. I bought stories of another time
And point-and-click arrived from the shores of Monkey Island
Ever want to see your chums beat right up?
Well, Daniel-san, you need to try Street Fighter
A tournament with all your buddies in your front room
Is all good until you fight online on Doom
Hijack your mind, your momma can't abide this
Night Trap might lack morals, it's a moral crisis
What are we doing to our youth?
They're shooting people
Glued to screens with superglue
Computers need to be banned when the laws broke
Ban Manhunt
Ban Grand Theft Auto
Try something musical, but if you have a sore throat
I have what you're after
Parappa the Rapper
Tomb Raider, the tune invades your brain
Get in her way and she'll make you taste the pain
A sports a game always and it's hard fact
Then a game became a sport and its name was Starcraft
Kids used to play with dolls and a house
The Sims is the same, but controlled with a mouse
Open worlds abound, but rarely 3D, hey
Until the Elder Scrolls and GTA
Wait 'til you see the scale of the monsters and bosses
That you face in Shadow of the Colossus
Things are getting bigger, more decisions, more maps
Millions of simultaneous players in Warcraft
All the people
So many people
See, your whole family can get involved in Wii Sports
And more people means more money, more flair
For big blockbusters
COD: Modern Warfare
Even more people, more freedom, more Indie games
Limbo, Fez, Super Meat Boy, Braid
Revolutionizing gameplay
A mind blast
Constructing infinite destructible worlds
Minecraft
Gaming on the telephone, yes I know it sounds absurd
Fruit Ninja, Farmville, Angry Birds
[Hook x5:]
When gamers came along, the planet laughed at us
But this is gaming in the future and you haven't heard the last of us
Dismissing this is just an enormous fallacy
So open your mind, and let it alter your reality
Gamers
The world is ours
Now, where shall we take it?
Unity lyrics - Dan Bull
An eagle soares
As the streets all crawl with people, stores and debris on the floor
We sweep up in awe at the cathedral walls
This city's laws are in need of rehaul
Freedom calls
Soldiers amassing and stacking their ammunition deep in the courts
Stand in a rank v. tattered banners and flags enacting a massacre
The assassins see this and leap from the walls unsure what the August Decrees did at all
Are you sure the Bastille couldn't fall?
We should rally morale and proceed with the war
Locks are chopped
The drawbridge drops
The raucus flock 'til they're reaching the courts ignoring the shots meat for the slaughter bleed on the floor just reeking of gore
Thanks a lot to the sans-culottes for yanking off the breeches they wore
Breaching the walls and windows leap to the floor and the smokescreen it before defeating the bourgeoisie with a claw
I'm sure we've seen this before
Better catch and dispatch him or that matchstick'll blast this bastion to ashes
That sort of action's a burning mistake
Chat to my back cause I'm turning away
The earliest grave is the turn of your fate courtesy of the dear Third Estate
Alouette
Gentile alouette
Alouette
Je te plumerai
Je te plumerai la tête
Je te plumerai la tête
Et la tête
Et la tête
Je te plumerai la tête
The blade of the guillotine drops
I look at my watch then put it in my pocket and hurry, I've got to run in and stop my unlucky target succumbing to harm and crumbling under the chopping block while onlookers watch in numbness and shock
Back to the backstreets and the cobble
No palace these chaps dream of a hovel
Run around the action
Gunpowder blasting
Push past the crowds and leap up a shop wall
Two hops and I'm on the rooftop
Move to a new spot and then I'll soon drop
Assess the scene eagle-eyed who needs to bleed who needs to die you need to read between the lines and move the bleating sheep aside
This is the reason why
I made the decision to leave Versailles
Grim Reaper, unsheathe my scythe then cleave and leave deprived of the need to breathe or even be alive, at least
You see, I need to find Elise cause she gives me a reason to be a lease on life as we unite
Alouette
Gentile alouette
Alouette
Je te plumerai
Je te plumerai la tête
Je te plumerai la tête
Et la tête
Et la tête
Je te plumerai la tête
Concerté
Agilité
Fraternité
As the streets all crawl with people, stores and debris on the floor
We sweep up in awe at the cathedral walls
This city's laws are in need of rehaul
Freedom calls
Soldiers amassing and stacking their ammunition deep in the courts
Stand in a rank v. tattered banners and flags enacting a massacre
The assassins see this and leap from the walls unsure what the August Decrees did at all
Are you sure the Bastille couldn't fall?
We should rally morale and proceed with the war
Locks are chopped
The drawbridge drops
The raucus flock 'til they're reaching the courts ignoring the shots meat for the slaughter bleed on the floor just reeking of gore
Thanks a lot to the sans-culottes for yanking off the breeches they wore
Breaching the walls and windows leap to the floor and the smokescreen it before defeating the bourgeoisie with a claw
I'm sure we've seen this before
Better catch and dispatch him or that matchstick'll blast this bastion to ashes
That sort of action's a burning mistake
Chat to my back cause I'm turning away
The earliest grave is the turn of your fate courtesy of the dear Third Estate
Alouette
Gentile alouette
Alouette
Je te plumerai
Je te plumerai la tête
Je te plumerai la tête
Et la tête
Et la tête
Je te plumerai la tête
The blade of the guillotine drops
I look at my watch then put it in my pocket and hurry, I've got to run in and stop my unlucky target succumbing to harm and crumbling under the chopping block while onlookers watch in numbness and shock
Back to the backstreets and the cobble
No palace these chaps dream of a hovel
Run around the action
Gunpowder blasting
Push past the crowds and leap up a shop wall
Two hops and I'm on the rooftop
Move to a new spot and then I'll soon drop
Assess the scene eagle-eyed who needs to bleed who needs to die you need to read between the lines and move the bleating sheep aside
This is the reason why
I made the decision to leave Versailles
Grim Reaper, unsheathe my scythe then cleave and leave deprived of the need to breathe or even be alive, at least
You see, I need to find Elise cause she gives me a reason to be a lease on life as we unite
Alouette
Gentile alouette
Alouette
Je te plumerai
Je te plumerai la tête
Je te plumerai la tête
Et la tête
Et la tête
Je te plumerai la tête
Concerté
Agilité
Fraternité
Bloody Murdered Bloody Soul Bloody Suspect lyrics - Dan Bull
My name's Detective Ronan O'Connor
In my line of work, I'm facing death daily
But now it's me who's a goner
In Salem P.D. of all the homicides, Lord
I'd never say that it'd be me lying on the sidewalk
But whatever I thought, it's become irrelevant
My skeleton's regressing through the elements
And evidently, I'm undead till I seek and get the evidence
One foot in the grave has made me one step ahead of him
I'll make him taste his own medicine: the Bell Killer
Devout sinner, I doubt we're dealing with a swell fella
How did it happen? I need help with it
Throw the laws of physics out the window, go to town with it
I can walk through substances to suss out who the suspect is
But can't discuss or talk about the subject with them 'cause I must exist
I'm an ethereal, Pulp Noir serial star
But this is real despite appearing immaterial
I can't explain it, I'm on a hunt for the truth
To why my assailant made me plummet from under the roof
Salem is a place containing hundreds of clues
And my presumption is that somewhere in it somebody goofed
Woke up in a murder scene, a ghost interred in Purgatory
A dude determined to determine who has murdered me
Woke up in a murder scene, interred in Purgatory
A dude determined to determine who has murdered me
Murder scene, Purgatory
A dude determined to determine who has murdered me
How can I trust girls I find in the Dusk World?
It's dank musty musk must just blur lines
Slur words, disrupt and usurp minds
A corruption of the worst kind
But I need all the aid that I can find
Between mediums and demons, I will mainly have to pry
Maybe have to find, a shady patch and hide
From their crazy appetite, I'm not a tasty snack, am I?
I've already made the sacrifice of life
And the fact is I would like to not have to die twice
My mind keeps rewinding back to that night
The facts of what happened don't just stack up quite right
I can't explain it, I'm on a hunt for the truth
To why my assailant made me plummet from under the roof
Salem is a place containing hundreds of clues
And my presumption is that somewhere in it somebody goofed
Woke up in a murder scene, a ghost interred in Purgatory
A dude determined to determine who has murdered me
Woke up in a murder scene, interred in Purgatory
A dude determined to determine who has murdered me
Murder scene, Purgatory
A dude determined to determine who has murdered me
Whodunit? Who-a-whodunit?
Whodunit? Who-a-whodunit?
Whodunit? Who-a-whodunit?
Whodunit? Who-a-whodunit?
In my line of work, I'm facing death daily
But now it's me who's a goner
In Salem P.D. of all the homicides, Lord
I'd never say that it'd be me lying on the sidewalk
But whatever I thought, it's become irrelevant
My skeleton's regressing through the elements
And evidently, I'm undead till I seek and get the evidence
One foot in the grave has made me one step ahead of him
I'll make him taste his own medicine: the Bell Killer
Devout sinner, I doubt we're dealing with a swell fella
How did it happen? I need help with it
Throw the laws of physics out the window, go to town with it
I can walk through substances to suss out who the suspect is
But can't discuss or talk about the subject with them 'cause I must exist
I'm an ethereal, Pulp Noir serial star
But this is real despite appearing immaterial
I can't explain it, I'm on a hunt for the truth
To why my assailant made me plummet from under the roof
Salem is a place containing hundreds of clues
And my presumption is that somewhere in it somebody goofed
Woke up in a murder scene, a ghost interred in Purgatory
A dude determined to determine who has murdered me
Woke up in a murder scene, interred in Purgatory
A dude determined to determine who has murdered me
Murder scene, Purgatory
A dude determined to determine who has murdered me
How can I trust girls I find in the Dusk World?
It's dank musty musk must just blur lines
Slur words, disrupt and usurp minds
A corruption of the worst kind
But I need all the aid that I can find
Between mediums and demons, I will mainly have to pry
Maybe have to find, a shady patch and hide
From their crazy appetite, I'm not a tasty snack, am I?
I've already made the sacrifice of life
And the fact is I would like to not have to die twice
My mind keeps rewinding back to that night
The facts of what happened don't just stack up quite right
I can't explain it, I'm on a hunt for the truth
To why my assailant made me plummet from under the roof
Salem is a place containing hundreds of clues
And my presumption is that somewhere in it somebody goofed
Woke up in a murder scene, a ghost interred in Purgatory
A dude determined to determine who has murdered me
Woke up in a murder scene, interred in Purgatory
A dude determined to determine who has murdered me
Murder scene, Purgatory
A dude determined to determine who has murdered me
Whodunit? Who-a-whodunit?
Whodunit? Who-a-whodunit?
Whodunit? Who-a-whodunit?
Whodunit? Who-a-whodunit?
Destiny lyrics - Dan Bull
[Verse 1:]
We called it the Traveller
The Light that had brought us from blackness
To widen, explore other planets, us
A tiny fault on our planet’s surface
Alive and reborn and expanding thus
We must try to be more than our ancestors
So let’s rise before we’re turned back to dust
And fight the force that unravelled us
Redefine our whole existence
Colonise the Solar System
Set our sights on the skies up high
And find the stars our roles are written in
Magnificent, munificent
Giving a gift to the citizens who wish on them
Lifting them up from indifference
Shifting them into significance
A Golden Age...
To control your fate is all the rage
Flip the script, fold the page
This is it, behold the stage
We’ve made the maps but face the facts
Everything great we’ve attained just may collapse
The Collapse has taken our cake away
And we aim to take it back
Any alien race invading our space
We’re making them pay for that
So raid, attack in waves
We’ll aim at your face and blast away the mask
Or take an axe and hack away ‘til we break your back
Grenades and flak won’t chase us back
We’re built to stay in the Milky Way’s new neighbours’ spat
We came from caves and paved the way to today so hey, perhaps That indicates the fact this teensy race adapts, we’re made to last!
The worse our circumstances, the more certain the chance is
We’ll stand resistant, persistently grin in the face of hostility
And live!
[Hook:]
Now this is the law of the jungle
As old and as true as the sky
The wolf that shall keep it may prosper
But the wolf that shall break it must die
As the creeper that girdles the tree trunk
The law runneth forward and back
For the strength of the pack is the wolf
And the strength of the wolf is the pack
[Verse 2:]
Look!
Guided by the Light we fight the Darkness, so try to start shit
You’ll see the real reason why we can’t be sparred with
The Guardian ranks are highly advanced
Full body armour, no cardigan thanks
Our armoury’s crammed
Fully stocked with rockets, dropships, SR3s and tanks
My blood be pumping, like I’m bungee jumping
Feel the drum keep thumping, like a humvee’s frontpiece rumbling
No fronting, I’m confronting
Sunk drinks, and now I’m drunk
And I want to get a punch in on something
Pull you limb from limb
Pop off the top of your cranium like a pumpkin
Slam dunk it, in the dustbin
So don’t just run, sprint!
‘Cause I’m coming and I’m running and gunning
And I’m a gonna leave you looking like a dumpling
Dum sim, dim sum
I’ve done things, and then some
I’ve seen some things you wouldn’t believe
Even if I took a picture
The Exo vex the Vex so the Awoken will leave the Ogres broken
I’ll give the Cabal a kick in the balls, the Fallen will fall once more
Thralls all on the floor, got a Goblin hobbling
So that Phogoths say “oh gosh”
They won’t want to step out of line
Or so help me, I will go out my mind
I’m a mastermind, attack the Hive
Black the eye of an Acolyte
That smarts, you don’t have to fight to have smarts
But you’ve got to have that to fight
I speak on behalf of my species
And defy you to get the best of me
I’m owed success and will accept no less
It is my destiny!
[Hook x2:]
Now this is the law of the jungle
As old and as true as the sky
The wolf that shall keep it may prosper
But the wolf that shall break it must die
As the creeper that girdles the tree trunk
The law runneth forward and back
For the strength of the pack is the wolf
And the strength of the wolf is the pack
[Verse 3:]
Earth? We’ll be taking it back
Mercury? Taking it back
Mars? We’re taking it back
Venus? We’re taking it back
Saturn? We’re taking it back
We’re taking it back!
Aliens, they can attack
We’ll raise the stakes and erase the Collapse
Sharp as the blade of a razor
And fast as a hummingbird’s heart
That’s been tazered and caffeinated
Then taped and played back insanely fast
Ha! Made you laugh
I’m keeping your spirits up, never give it up
Whoever’s giving you jip, never give a fuck
Approach this trial with an open mind, feel the flows and rhymes
Glow just like the Awoken’s eyes, it’s closing time
No scope and snipe any Crotan Hive
From Mercury’s ruined gardens, to the swamps of Old Chicago
We will reclaim our homes once more with bravado
Though it may be hard, hope is the fuel that burns our fire
That’s why we’ll fight ‘til we win or die, we won’t retire
That’s why we’ll fight ‘til we win or die, we won’t retire
[Hook x2:]
Now this is the law of the jungle
As old and as true as the sky
The wolf that shall keep it may prosper
But the wolf that shall break it must die
As the creeper that girdles the tree trunk
The law runneth forward and back
For the strength of the pack is the wolf
And the strength of the wolf is the pack
We called it the Traveller
The Light that had brought us from blackness
To widen, explore other planets, us
A tiny fault on our planet’s surface
Alive and reborn and expanding thus
We must try to be more than our ancestors
So let’s rise before we’re turned back to dust
And fight the force that unravelled us
Redefine our whole existence
Colonise the Solar System
Set our sights on the skies up high
And find the stars our roles are written in
Magnificent, munificent
Giving a gift to the citizens who wish on them
Lifting them up from indifference
Shifting them into significance
A Golden Age...
To control your fate is all the rage
Flip the script, fold the page
This is it, behold the stage
We’ve made the maps but face the facts
Everything great we’ve attained just may collapse
The Collapse has taken our cake away
And we aim to take it back
Any alien race invading our space
We’re making them pay for that
So raid, attack in waves
We’ll aim at your face and blast away the mask
Or take an axe and hack away ‘til we break your back
Grenades and flak won’t chase us back
We’re built to stay in the Milky Way’s new neighbours’ spat
We came from caves and paved the way to today so hey, perhaps That indicates the fact this teensy race adapts, we’re made to last!
The worse our circumstances, the more certain the chance is
We’ll stand resistant, persistently grin in the face of hostility
And live!
[Hook:]
Now this is the law of the jungle
As old and as true as the sky
The wolf that shall keep it may prosper
But the wolf that shall break it must die
As the creeper that girdles the tree trunk
The law runneth forward and back
For the strength of the pack is the wolf
And the strength of the wolf is the pack
[Verse 2:]
Look!
Guided by the Light we fight the Darkness, so try to start shit
You’ll see the real reason why we can’t be sparred with
The Guardian ranks are highly advanced
Full body armour, no cardigan thanks
Our armoury’s crammed
Fully stocked with rockets, dropships, SR3s and tanks
My blood be pumping, like I’m bungee jumping
Feel the drum keep thumping, like a humvee’s frontpiece rumbling
No fronting, I’m confronting
Sunk drinks, and now I’m drunk
And I want to get a punch in on something
Pull you limb from limb
Pop off the top of your cranium like a pumpkin
Slam dunk it, in the dustbin
So don’t just run, sprint!
‘Cause I’m coming and I’m running and gunning
And I’m a gonna leave you looking like a dumpling
Dum sim, dim sum
I’ve done things, and then some
I’ve seen some things you wouldn’t believe
Even if I took a picture
The Exo vex the Vex so the Awoken will leave the Ogres broken
I’ll give the Cabal a kick in the balls, the Fallen will fall once more
Thralls all on the floor, got a Goblin hobbling
So that Phogoths say “oh gosh”
They won’t want to step out of line
Or so help me, I will go out my mind
I’m a mastermind, attack the Hive
Black the eye of an Acolyte
That smarts, you don’t have to fight to have smarts
But you’ve got to have that to fight
I speak on behalf of my species
And defy you to get the best of me
I’m owed success and will accept no less
It is my destiny!
[Hook x2:]
Now this is the law of the jungle
As old and as true as the sky
The wolf that shall keep it may prosper
But the wolf that shall break it must die
As the creeper that girdles the tree trunk
The law runneth forward and back
For the strength of the pack is the wolf
And the strength of the wolf is the pack
[Verse 3:]
Earth? We’ll be taking it back
Mercury? Taking it back
Mars? We’re taking it back
Venus? We’re taking it back
Saturn? We’re taking it back
We’re taking it back!
Aliens, they can attack
We’ll raise the stakes and erase the Collapse
Sharp as the blade of a razor
And fast as a hummingbird’s heart
That’s been tazered and caffeinated
Then taped and played back insanely fast
Ha! Made you laugh
I’m keeping your spirits up, never give it up
Whoever’s giving you jip, never give a fuck
Approach this trial with an open mind, feel the flows and rhymes
Glow just like the Awoken’s eyes, it’s closing time
No scope and snipe any Crotan Hive
From Mercury’s ruined gardens, to the swamps of Old Chicago
We will reclaim our homes once more with bravado
Though it may be hard, hope is the fuel that burns our fire
That’s why we’ll fight ‘til we win or die, we won’t retire
That’s why we’ll fight ‘til we win or die, we won’t retire
[Hook x2:]
Now this is the law of the jungle
As old and as true as the sky
The wolf that shall keep it may prosper
But the wolf that shall break it must die
As the creeper that girdles the tree trunk
The law runneth forward and back
For the strength of the pack is the wolf
And the strength of the wolf is the pack
Minecraftsoft (It's Over) lyrics - Dan Bull
Oh Mojang, I can feel the soil falling over my head
And as I climb into an empty bed, oh well, enough said
Dear Microsoft, we've got something to say
You just traded for the biggest indie game in the indie game
It just doesn't do it justice just to pin it with the indie name
It's amazing just how big this thing became, it's been through stages
Came straight from a beta on a forum into history's pages
But now the fanbase weeps through flushed and misty faces
No wish to see the game with Windows 8's interfaces
Listen, it isn't as if we hate you, we're just resisting changes
Gamergate displayed it pays to listen when players are pissed and dangerous
It's over, still I cling
I don't know what else I can play
Oh Mojang, I can feel the soaring overheads
I know it's business but there is this; look
I know it's business but there is this; look
This game means so, so much to so many people
I can't think of a single community with any equal
There's the streamers, the hardcore and casual players
PC, console, mobile, YouTubers making a living from ads on players
Construction on creation, Bukkit, Tekkit, Hunger Games
And tons of countries' young teenagers
That've become each other's neighbors, Steve's become a savior
Please don't leave him to become a slave here, I pray to you
Mojang staff, please be happy
Corporate suits, don't be brutes
Loud loutish logo, treat them kindly
As though they need you more than they love you
You might think I'm daft, asking you to be nice to Minecraft
But I don't mind that, so laugh, my life is quite naff
I've an appetite for trite trash, many nights I've pined, sat
With wine or sank a pint glass and passed the time with Minecraft
The game's a mate in the bad times I've had, the sad times I've had
But when I craft, those sad times don't matter, no
So you might think I'm daft, asking you to be nice to Minecraft
But I don't mind that, as long as you look after Minecraft
Don't mind that, as long as you look after Minecraft
It's over and it never really began
But in my heart it was so real
And Notch even spoke to me and said
"If you're so funny
Then why are you on your own tonight?
And if your channel's so good
Then why do you stream alone tonight?
I know 'cause tonight is just like any other night
That's why you're on your own tonight
With your mine and your farms
While they're in each other's arms"
It's so easy to craft, it's so easy to slay
It takes strength to descend in the mine
It's so easy to laugh and poke fun at Bill Gates
It takes guts to attempt such a buy
Oh Mojang, oh Mojang
Oh Mozza, I can feel the DMCA over my head
This is a parody, don't grief, content ID, please
And as I climb into an empty bed, oh well, enough said
Dear Microsoft, we've got something to say
You just traded for the biggest indie game in the indie game
It just doesn't do it justice just to pin it with the indie name
It's amazing just how big this thing became, it's been through stages
Came straight from a beta on a forum into history's pages
But now the fanbase weeps through flushed and misty faces
No wish to see the game with Windows 8's interfaces
Listen, it isn't as if we hate you, we're just resisting changes
Gamergate displayed it pays to listen when players are pissed and dangerous
It's over, still I cling
I don't know what else I can play
Oh Mojang, I can feel the soaring overheads
I know it's business but there is this; look
I know it's business but there is this; look
This game means so, so much to so many people
I can't think of a single community with any equal
There's the streamers, the hardcore and casual players
PC, console, mobile, YouTubers making a living from ads on players
Construction on creation, Bukkit, Tekkit, Hunger Games
And tons of countries' young teenagers
That've become each other's neighbors, Steve's become a savior
Please don't leave him to become a slave here, I pray to you
Mojang staff, please be happy
Corporate suits, don't be brutes
Loud loutish logo, treat them kindly
As though they need you more than they love you
You might think I'm daft, asking you to be nice to Minecraft
But I don't mind that, so laugh, my life is quite naff
I've an appetite for trite trash, many nights I've pined, sat
With wine or sank a pint glass and passed the time with Minecraft
The game's a mate in the bad times I've had, the sad times I've had
But when I craft, those sad times don't matter, no
So you might think I'm daft, asking you to be nice to Minecraft
But I don't mind that, as long as you look after Minecraft
Don't mind that, as long as you look after Minecraft
It's over and it never really began
But in my heart it was so real
And Notch even spoke to me and said
"If you're so funny
Then why are you on your own tonight?
And if your channel's so good
Then why do you stream alone tonight?
I know 'cause tonight is just like any other night
That's why you're on your own tonight
With your mine and your farms
While they're in each other's arms"
It's so easy to craft, it's so easy to slay
It takes strength to descend in the mine
It's so easy to laugh and poke fun at Bill Gates
It takes guts to attempt such a buy
Oh Mojang, oh Mojang
Oh Mozza, I can feel the DMCA over my head
This is a parody, don't grief, content ID, please
The Sims Rap lyrics - Dan Bull
Uh! Woy woy son
Mik mak, mik mak
Uh, mik mak, mik mak
Brow
Bloobanooby, noobo, bloogagoo!
Gunafrash a le canta gemu
Berlin de la makoy, courtsey ca loo
Zawoka, ganava, ooshavoo
Gurb wufen, bridge, gurb wufen
Gurb wufen, bridge, gurb wufen
Gurb wufen, bridge, gurb wufen
Gurb wufen, bridge, gurb wufen
Uh, mik mak, mik mak
Blow
Haveasole labagow fenafullyshed
Ratash, bena deba doo, dawkow ra nesh
Uh, sherb sherba, dwun, sherb sherba, dwun, sherb sherb
Duntina aye bon, oocla na tesh
Boom boom, wibby wof, Ravasheen bridge
Froow, flenny flenny la low
Maka mak mik, mightchu know
Dag, dag, bridge, dag dag
Dag, dag, bridge, dag dag
Dag, dag, bridge, dag dag
Dag, dag, bridge, nawto
Duky nuble, haha
Dwan!
Mik mak, mik mak
Uh, mik mak, mik mak
Brow
Bloobanooby, noobo, bloogagoo!
Gunafrash a le canta gemu
Berlin de la makoy, courtsey ca loo
Zawoka, ganava, ooshavoo
Gurb wufen, bridge, gurb wufen
Gurb wufen, bridge, gurb wufen
Gurb wufen, bridge, gurb wufen
Gurb wufen, bridge, gurb wufen
Uh, mik mak, mik mak
Blow
Haveasole labagow fenafullyshed
Ratash, bena deba doo, dawkow ra nesh
Uh, sherb sherba, dwun, sherb sherba, dwun, sherb sherb
Duntina aye bon, oocla na tesh
Boom boom, wibby wof, Ravasheen bridge
Froow, flenny flenny la low
Maka mak mik, mightchu know
Dag, dag, bridge, dag dag
Dag, dag, bridge, dag dag
Dag, dag, bridge, dag dag
Dag, dag, bridge, nawto
Duky nuble, haha
Dwan!
Rust lyrics - Dan Bull
Where are my trousers?
Where are my trousers?
One morning I woke up with such a bad head
I thought I'd been hit by a tow truck, smack, no such luck
Look down and notice that I'm wearing no top
No socks and no trousers, oh fock
Bits and bobs jiggling around so much
I'm a walking promotion for Botox
How did I get here? Why am I naked?
I better grab a rock and decide what my fate is
I'm just a naked man, running around, baby
Hold on a minute, I'm a little overwhelmed
I'm just a naked man, running around, baby
Hold on a minute, what's that rustling sound?
Said, how did I get here? Why am I naked?
I better grab a rock and decide what my fate is
I put the pieces together like Kojak
A bit of wood and a bit of stone is a stone axe
What a throwback, Homo erectus
Hope you know Latin 'cause I'm whacking your solar plexus
Stay away from my camp, you and your mans ran in
Crafting and aiming at you with a hand cannon
Defending my base, I stand on my feet
I'm nude but you won't get your hands on my meat
I'm planning to eat, build bigger, better houses
But for now I'd better get a pair of trousers
I'm just a naked man, running around
Hold on a minute, baby, look what I've found
I'm just a naked man, running around, baby
Hold on a minute, what's that rustling sound?
Shh, I'm a bare man fighting a bear, man
I don't need bare man, I do it with my bare hands
I'm gonna track a deer, follow the hoof prints
Till I come across a box full of blueprints
Now I can do things like a civilised man
But I'll still kill anything that moves with the thing in my hand
It's been a nice chat but I'm still gonna stick a knife in the guy's back
Don't trust anybody, not even your best friend
It's an act, better put it on the West End
Let's not pretend, human nature has changed, man
Still naked, behaving like a caveman
I'm just a naked man, running around
Hold on a minute, why's there blood on the ground?
I'm just a naked man, running around, baby
Hold on a minute, what's that rustling, rustling sound?
Where are my trousers?
One morning I woke up with such a bad head
I thought I'd been hit by a tow truck, smack, no such luck
Look down and notice that I'm wearing no top
No socks and no trousers, oh fock
Bits and bobs jiggling around so much
I'm a walking promotion for Botox
How did I get here? Why am I naked?
I better grab a rock and decide what my fate is
I'm just a naked man, running around, baby
Hold on a minute, I'm a little overwhelmed
I'm just a naked man, running around, baby
Hold on a minute, what's that rustling sound?
Said, how did I get here? Why am I naked?
I better grab a rock and decide what my fate is
I put the pieces together like Kojak
A bit of wood and a bit of stone is a stone axe
What a throwback, Homo erectus
Hope you know Latin 'cause I'm whacking your solar plexus
Stay away from my camp, you and your mans ran in
Crafting and aiming at you with a hand cannon
Defending my base, I stand on my feet
I'm nude but you won't get your hands on my meat
I'm planning to eat, build bigger, better houses
But for now I'd better get a pair of trousers
I'm just a naked man, running around
Hold on a minute, baby, look what I've found
I'm just a naked man, running around, baby
Hold on a minute, what's that rustling sound?
Shh, I'm a bare man fighting a bear, man
I don't need bare man, I do it with my bare hands
I'm gonna track a deer, follow the hoof prints
Till I come across a box full of blueprints
Now I can do things like a civilised man
But I'll still kill anything that moves with the thing in my hand
It's been a nice chat but I'm still gonna stick a knife in the guy's back
Don't trust anybody, not even your best friend
It's an act, better put it on the West End
Let's not pretend, human nature has changed, man
Still naked, behaving like a caveman
I'm just a naked man, running around
Hold on a minute, why's there blood on the ground?
I'm just a naked man, running around, baby
Hold on a minute, what's that rustling, rustling sound?
Alien: Isolation lyrics - Dan Bull
In space, nobody can hear you scream... [X4]
[Verse 1:]
This is a transmission from Amanda Ripley McLaren
I'm stranded in a ship that is barren
But it is apparent
That there's a visitor with the viciousest plan
And I'm a fish in a barrel
This isn't a Christmas Carol
But if you could tell me
Just what the dickens was happening
And what this is that I'm tackling
I'd be pretty thankful
Lights flickering
Life trickling
Through the cracks in the corridor floors
Is quite sickening
No time for dithering, babbling
Impotent panicking
The impetus will drag us kicking and scrabbling
Into the blackness
I need my wits about me
This bleeding bitch has found me!
Come to think of it
I really shouldn't spit so loudly
Whoops!
[Hook:]
This is survival of the fittest
Survival of the vicious
Survival of the wickedest and sickest! [X3]
This is survival of the fittest
Survival of the vicious
Survival of the WICKEDEST...
[Verse 2:]
Continued transmission from Amanda Ripley Mclaren
The more I witness the madness
The more that it is apparent
What evil hazardous demon hell is this?
Is it a lucid dream of a weak, cardaverous human being
With sleep paralysis?
I'm none too keen to feed the ravenous beastly savages
With creepy phalluses
Creeping round the ship
'Til my radar's beeping vanishes
Nothing seems as loud as my breathing pattern is
The teeniest sound could be the catalyst
For the last battle of wills
Between me and evil manifest
As I wander through the corridor
The horrid gore conjures all the awful thing I've done I'm sorry for
I'm not an omnivore
But I was one before the food chain collapsed
I saw my colleagues' innards on the floor!
But bring it if this ugly motherfucker wants some more!
You're just one deformed ponce with a pompadour!
[Hook:]
This is survival of the fittest
Survival of the vicious
Survival of the wickedest and sickest! [X3]
This is survival of the fittest
Survival of the vicious
Survival of the WICKEDEST...
In space, nobody can hear you scream... [X4]
In space... Scream all you like...
[Verse 1:]
This is a transmission from Amanda Ripley McLaren
I'm stranded in a ship that is barren
But it is apparent
That there's a visitor with the viciousest plan
And I'm a fish in a barrel
This isn't a Christmas Carol
But if you could tell me
Just what the dickens was happening
And what this is that I'm tackling
I'd be pretty thankful
Lights flickering
Life trickling
Through the cracks in the corridor floors
Is quite sickening
No time for dithering, babbling
Impotent panicking
The impetus will drag us kicking and scrabbling
Into the blackness
I need my wits about me
This bleeding bitch has found me!
Come to think of it
I really shouldn't spit so loudly
Whoops!
[Hook:]
This is survival of the fittest
Survival of the vicious
Survival of the wickedest and sickest! [X3]
This is survival of the fittest
Survival of the vicious
Survival of the WICKEDEST...
[Verse 2:]
Continued transmission from Amanda Ripley Mclaren
The more I witness the madness
The more that it is apparent
What evil hazardous demon hell is this?
Is it a lucid dream of a weak, cardaverous human being
With sleep paralysis?
I'm none too keen to feed the ravenous beastly savages
With creepy phalluses
Creeping round the ship
'Til my radar's beeping vanishes
Nothing seems as loud as my breathing pattern is
The teeniest sound could be the catalyst
For the last battle of wills
Between me and evil manifest
As I wander through the corridor
The horrid gore conjures all the awful thing I've done I'm sorry for
I'm not an omnivore
But I was one before the food chain collapsed
I saw my colleagues' innards on the floor!
But bring it if this ugly motherfucker wants some more!
You're just one deformed ponce with a pompadour!
[Hook:]
This is survival of the fittest
Survival of the vicious
Survival of the wickedest and sickest! [X3]
This is survival of the fittest
Survival of the vicious
Survival of the WICKEDEST...
In space, nobody can hear you scream... [X4]
In space... Scream all you like...
Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel lyrics - Dan Bull
[Verse 1:]
We’re off to the Moon
And it’s full of lunatics
With a new bag of tricks
This place needs a luminous lick of paint
And I’m doing this shit
Coming through on a humorous tip
Then I switch from a clown to the brutalest prick
Getting through many clips
So my finger’s superhumanly ripped
Is there room at the inn for a lawbringer
Enforcing enforcers to forcefully pick up a fork
And nick your dinner?
Give some applause, I’m a pure winner
I’m a mixture of helpful and selfish
Marshall and Elvis
Shark and a shellfish
Armed, armored and well fit
Can’t help it
I’m departing to Elpis
WHOOAAAA
Everything’s going all wobbly
[Verse 2:]
I'ma find a pile of scrap
To mash up in the Grinder
Camp on a cliff and snipe you
I’m a Large Brain Matter Collider
Smashing up atoms and splattering minds up
No wonder I have to remind you that…
…Hang on a second, what’s that just behind you?
AHHH
Got you in the botty with a Shotty
Now you’re as sloppy as a Nosh from a Rotty
Not Rocky
But I’ll knock ye out with my Noccas
Gnocchi
Out with your knockers
Moxxi
She’s so hot I’m hot by proxy
And Athena, have you seen her?
That gladiator doesn’t need an arena
Tell them Tiny Tina just what she does
To my wiener’s demeanor
Could I even be keener
If she switched my decaf creamer
For a Cleavland Steamer?
I’m an eager beaver
Too bloody sweet for a tea with sweetener
I launch Vaulthunter.exe
So doom you can keep your BFG, sir
Don’t need that
To leave your face looking like a piece of pizza
When the Moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That’s a ballache, a ballache
When the Moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
Thats a ballache, a ballache
[Chorus:]
To The Moon And Back
To The Moon And
Back
Back
Back [x4]
[Verse 3:]
He’s a bastard, Handsome Jack
Keep the cash, have your ransom back
Him and dastardly plans go together
Like France and Jacques Chirac
‘Cause this is what happens when twats attack
And if you answer back
Then I’ll clamp your trap
Fancy that
I’m a Dandy Dan
A fancy man in a fancy hat
Claptrap
Hits hard and as harsh as a clap track
On a no limit records crap track
If it moves, I’ll frag dat
Bring it down like the NASDAQ
With my arsenal, I’m tear aparting all
Grammar Nazis who start a war
I don’t wanna boast
But I’m rather awe inspiring
When I’m flinging bars galore
Hit with a critical?
Typical.
I told you shit’d get physical
Clips galore, but I piss them all away
In your face
Waheyyyyy
Shoot anything from a brute to a cute bunny
Loot like a gold digger with a new hubby
Now I can’t fit into my suit 'cause I’m too tubby’
That pile of sand glitched
Is the dune buggy?
[Chorus]
We’re off to the Moon
And it’s full of lunatics
With a new bag of tricks
This place needs a luminous lick of paint
And I’m doing this shit
Coming through on a humorous tip
Then I switch from a clown to the brutalest prick
Getting through many clips
So my finger’s superhumanly ripped
Is there room at the inn for a lawbringer
Enforcing enforcers to forcefully pick up a fork
And nick your dinner?
Give some applause, I’m a pure winner
I’m a mixture of helpful and selfish
Marshall and Elvis
Shark and a shellfish
Armed, armored and well fit
Can’t help it
I’m departing to Elpis
WHOOAAAA
Everything’s going all wobbly
[Verse 2:]
I'ma find a pile of scrap
To mash up in the Grinder
Camp on a cliff and snipe you
I’m a Large Brain Matter Collider
Smashing up atoms and splattering minds up
No wonder I have to remind you that…
…Hang on a second, what’s that just behind you?
AHHH
Got you in the botty with a Shotty
Now you’re as sloppy as a Nosh from a Rotty
Not Rocky
But I’ll knock ye out with my Noccas
Gnocchi
Out with your knockers
Moxxi
She’s so hot I’m hot by proxy
And Athena, have you seen her?
That gladiator doesn’t need an arena
Tell them Tiny Tina just what she does
To my wiener’s demeanor
Could I even be keener
If she switched my decaf creamer
For a Cleavland Steamer?
I’m an eager beaver
Too bloody sweet for a tea with sweetener
I launch Vaulthunter.exe
So doom you can keep your BFG, sir
Don’t need that
To leave your face looking like a piece of pizza
When the Moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That’s a ballache, a ballache
When the Moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
Thats a ballache, a ballache
[Chorus:]
To The Moon And Back
To The Moon And
Back
Back
Back [x4]
[Verse 3:]
He’s a bastard, Handsome Jack
Keep the cash, have your ransom back
Him and dastardly plans go together
Like France and Jacques Chirac
‘Cause this is what happens when twats attack
And if you answer back
Then I’ll clamp your trap
Fancy that
I’m a Dandy Dan
A fancy man in a fancy hat
Claptrap
Hits hard and as harsh as a clap track
On a no limit records crap track
If it moves, I’ll frag dat
Bring it down like the NASDAQ
With my arsenal, I’m tear aparting all
Grammar Nazis who start a war
I don’t wanna boast
But I’m rather awe inspiring
When I’m flinging bars galore
Hit with a critical?
Typical.
I told you shit’d get physical
Clips galore, but I piss them all away
In your face
Waheyyyyy
Shoot anything from a brute to a cute bunny
Loot like a gold digger with a new hubby
Now I can’t fit into my suit 'cause I’m too tubby’
That pile of sand glitched
Is the dune buggy?
[Chorus]
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